the lyrics are horrendous. i know. this is old

scatman is wearing a hat
said scatman is wearing a hat
scatman is wearing a hat
said scatman is wearing a hat
scatman is wearing a hat
said scatman is wearing a hat
scatman is wearing a hat
said scatman is wearing a hat

oh my god
this is so crazy
do the scatman, baby
aha
after today I was gonna go to a bar and steal all the food 7 get in my car, ha
evrybodys here, cursing on the road
dont kno why shuld I spit?
no no no

scatman is wearing a hat
said scatman is wearing a hat
scatman is wearing a hat
said scatman is wearing a hat

i went back 2 the bar to steal all of their food and get in my car
but then they screamed at me
called the police, so i got sent to jail 4 my felony >:(
aha ha ha ha ha haha
son, they r gonna die, so ther is no chance
that thеy r gonna b herе tonight

and i, stumble in my cell
waiting for the scatman
he will 1 day come here
with his magical hat
he will grant me a wish 2 get out of this hell
i put on the hat
scream like crazy
On the sun?       (what the actual fuck was this lyric? lol)
no son, lazy
and after i put on the hat but 
no one gives a crap
so I go crazy
what's the word?
no son, lazy 
but then, swoop!

scatman is wearing a hat

cccoolade