This is the "Jokeris. They're Joking." replacement for my serious and deep AU, "Deltarune The Serious Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever taken The Puppet Pipeline seriously!
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You want to know more about me?
So be it.
I'm Seriouston. I was born August 15th, 1963.
Innocent, youthful, back then. Unaware of this world's tragedies.
I never knew my father. My mother did her best to take care of me on her own.
She lived in a poor neighborhood, filled with gun violence and the like.
She didn't want me to live in a place like that, but there was no choice in the matter.
Once I got older, I was depressed, now knowing my life was in shambles.
I did well in school, but that all changed. Before I was able to finish high school, I was drafted into the military.
I was forced to be torn from the life I knew to being a soldier.
It was horrible, grueling, and once we got onto the battlefield, it got even worse.
The few friends I knew were killed in the war. One even died in my arms... I'll never forget you, Mike...
Eventually, I came back from the war, and found out my mother passed away. I had to live on my own.
I lived in poverty for years, I've still not gotten my life back together.
I worked a dead end job where I was constantly forced to do extra labor at risk of unemployment.
It didn't pay well, either. 15 dollars an hour for all the work I put in, and my overtime work wasn't even payed.
I've been homeless ever since, since my mother never bought her old place, it belongs to someone else now.
To ignore my struggles, I got addicted to tobacco and the like. I even tried harder drugs a couple times, but I never got fully addicted.
I've yet to have any friends since back in the military.
It's all been cold and brutal for me. My whole life has been like this.
The last time I remember feeling a comforting warmth was back when I was a kid, back when I didn't understand.
God. My life fucking sucks, kid.
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The Joke Puppet by @thejokingjokester

[Deltarune: The Serious Puppet] Seriouston. He's Serious.

THIS IS THE "Spamton the Salesman of..." REPLACEMENT FOR MY NEW AND IMPROVED AU: "DELTARUNE: BAYES' PUPPET"!! THINK ABOUT IT, NO ONE'S EVER MADE AN AU WHERE THERE'S A PUPPET THERE'S A PUPPET THERE'S A PUPPET THERE'S A PUPPET THERE'S A PUPPET THERE'S A PUPPET THERE'S A PUPPET THERE'S A PUPPET THERE'S A PUPPET THERE'S A PUPPET THERE'S A


*You see a green, armless skeleton fidgeting in front of a dumpster.
*The dumpster is covered in black marker, all saying "I'M A PUPPET" over and over and over again.
*The skeleton notices your presences.
A HUMAN!? NO... A LIGHTNER!!! YES!! FINALLY!! WE CAN START THE QUEST LINE!!!

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Art and voice by @trouslin-a-bone
Music by @rothenotmale

Papyrus, the Glitch of all Puppets - Deltarune: Bayes' Puppet

*Qris.hypr has encountered a fatal error. Please restart your device.

Qris will have an improved remake when I get back into the pipeline.
Feel free to declare them canceled.

Thanks for all of your support :3

(Hope I did a good job with this track >v<)

Byebye for now, Qris.

This is the "Windy Days" replacement for my new and original AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Other Puppet". Finally... I have the statue! Are you ready Kris? Here I come!
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*Finally
*The Meat Soldier
*Right where they said it would be
*You lick the Meat Soldier.
*Tastes like fish.
*You take the syringe they gave you and you stick it in the soldier.
*It struggles temporarily, but then melts into a pile of goo.
*Looks kinda like you!
*...
*Suddenly, the already chilled air gets colder.
*You aren't safe.
*Better get out now.
(The Dark Soldier drops from the sky)
*Slime.
*Yes Hello Slime.
*Look At Me Now Slime.
*I... I'm...
*I'm Falling Apart, Slime.
*You Messed Up.
*You Weren't Supposed To Give Them That Much.
*Now...
*I'm Running Out Of Time Slime.
*If I Don't Take Action Soon.
*I'll Melt Into A Painful Mess.
*...Slime.
*Yes Yes Yes You Slime.
*Your Soul.
*It Has The Power.
*The Power To Heal Me.
*Back To My Perfect Form.
(The Dark Soldier unveils their sword)
*Face Me Head On Slime.
*And Prove To Me
*That I Can Do Anything!
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Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by Other McPuppet
The Same Puppet by overkill
The Same Other Puppet by Zinc and simultaneously chompz and not
The Same Same Puppet by those fellows at light swap
The Same Same Other Puppet by uhhh i dont remember
The Same Same Same Puppet by SpamtonFan1338
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by fortnitefunnies9
The Same Same Same Same Puppet by TOBY FOX
(imagine there's more aus here)
The Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Other Puppet by ME
The Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Puppet by senoktrashstupid
Vocals by John Earthbound
Art by ME
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[Deltarune: The Same x23 Other x1 Puppet] Scary Big Form Kris Before

* Could it be who I think it is?
* Kris, such a pleasure to see you! Make yourself at home, buddy.
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Theme for Ramb's shop at Cathode Co.'s Green Room. Ramb will tell you all about Asriel, his hobbies, his relationships and all that good stuff. Think of him as a sweet and caring Burgerpants equivalent!... Although maybe that's not the best example.
LW Object: Asriel's PC.

32 - Bit-Shop

This is the "Too Many Parts" and "Script 'Game_Actor' line 368SyntaxError occured." replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same Same Other Puppet". Where are they?
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Kress: Why haven't t- t they come back?
Kress: I have a all this power.
Kress: All thesee e skills.
Kress: ...Do they not care?
Spamon: Ok listen uh probably not a great time to ask but since I did this for you, can I uh go now
Kress: ...
Kress: What do you mean.
Spamon: I kinda have a whole quest to go on and stuff, I gotta save the world and-
Kress: You're not leaving.
Spamon: What.
Kress: You'll NEVER leave me again
Spamon: Okayyyy, time to get out of here, fuck this-
Spamon: Why is the exit gone
Kress: Y Y- Y YYOU' LL LL L N- EVER L L EA VE
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song by: @puppet-pipline-2001

Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree and @therealmaz
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore

The Same Same Same Puppets by @rejonaanojer and @its-appel-on-purpose
Vocals by @nica_mgl
AU by me, and carried heavily by @puppet-pipline-2001 and @nica_mgl
Thumbnail art by @nica_mgl asides from the logo and song name which was me!

Bring Them Back - [Deltarune; The Same Same Same Other Puppet]

Roulx Kaard Replacement for Murk's Chapter Rewritten Take

Art, Concept, and Diolague by https://soundcloud.com/murksthemime

Dialogue:
* A-HAH! GOTCHA!
* So you simpletons thought you could just leave like that, hmmm?
* Tsk tsk. How little smart of you.
* But FEAR NOT! For i, Instruchion Manwelle--
* Will GUIDE your foolish little brains through these difficult times!
* Just press that button over there.
* An easy quest, it may seem.
* However....
* There is far more than just th-

Murk's CR Take - Instruchion Manuell

original by @nugget-number-3
cover by me.

Bald Nugget Nyctba Cover

This was my AU.
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((LET'S GO SLIME))
((THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO))
[[...]]
[[yeah...]]
[[i guess you're right...]]
[[let's get the fuck out of here]]
((THAT'S THE SLIME I KNOW! HAHA!))
[[...hey, jine?]]
((HMM?))
[[stay safe, buddy.]]
((HAHA!))
((LIKE THAT WILL EVER HAPPEN!))
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/13U7W_xAdVXt-dxNYhAKUY0a1cwThB11vmIlP274b840/edit?usp=sharing

[Deltarune: The Same x23 Other x1 Puppet] Death Of Kris

Green Room

Esmeralda

Deltarune fan, also likes random other stuff like Homestuck, Omori, etc

Owner of Kress tsssop and E. N. Ipvr DELTASWAP

Bring Them Back - [Deltarune; The Same Same Same Other Puppet]

Casual Deltarune Enjoyer