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This week on The Low Mein's Asylum Show, we’re taking astrology back to high school literally.

I ranked every zodiac sign from fakest to realest, and gave each one a high school identity. From Gemini being the gossip-loving drama kid to Aquarius being the rebel who doesn’t care what anyone thinks — no sign is safe.

We’re talking loyalty, fake energy, attention-seekers, and the real ones who actually keep it solid.
It’s all jokes, truth, and chaos so if you get mad, just remember… I don’t make the stars, I just read ‘em.

🎧 Tap in, find your sign, and see where you land in the zodiac lunchroom of life.

If Zodiac Signs Went to High School…

This week on The Low Meins Asylum Show, I’m calling out a trend that’s gotten way too comfortable people blaming their zodiac sign for straight-up toxic behavior.
Nah bro, you’re not “emotionally unavailable because you’re a Capricorn,” you just don’t wanna grow.

We’re breaking down how astrology went from a self-awareness tool to a personality excuse, why people use their signs to dodge accountability, and how to flip it back into real self-growth.

If you’ve ever heard “I’m a Gemini, that’s just how I am,” this episode is for you.
Let’s talk realness, not retrogrades.

🎧 Tune in, laugh a little, get humbled a lot  it’s all love and truth here at The Low Meins Asylum Show.

Blame It on the Stars!

This week on The Low Mein's Asylum Show, we’re getting real about something too many men stay silent on mental health and masculinity.

We grew up being told “don’t cry,” “man up,” and “handle it,” but no one ever taught us how to heal. In this episode, I break down how society built the modern man to be strong but silent, and why that silence is destroying us from the inside out.

It’s time to rewrite what it means to be a man in 2025  not through pride, ego, or fake toughness  but through honesty, peace, and emotional strength.

So kick back, tune in, and let’s talk about what real strength looks like when it comes from the soul.

Welcome to the asylum. 🖤

The Strong, The Silent, The Suffering!

Something not from here just entered our Solar System — and it’s got everyone talking. 🌌

In this episode of The Low Meins Asylum Show, we dive into the mysterious new interstellar object called 3i/ATLAS — a comet that came from outside our Solar System, carrying secrets older than the Sun itself.

We break down what scientists know so far, the wild theories about where it came from, and what it could mean for the future of space exploration — and humanity’s place in the universe.

Could 3i/ATLAS be a cosmic time capsule from another star system… or something far more mysterious? 👀

Tune in, lock in, and drift through the unknown with me!

From Nowhere, It Came!

In this episode, we dive into the raw side of anger not just the rage, but the awareness that comes when you realize your emotions are out of balance. It’s that honest moment when you know you’re mad, but you also know you’re trying to stay grounded. We talk about emotional control, self-awareness, and how to find your peace in the middle of the chaos.

If you’ve ever been stuck between reacting and reflecting, this one’s for you.

Tap in, breathe with me, and let’s talk about being mad but mindful.

Half Mad, Half Meditated!

The Machine Speaks!

This week on The Low Mein’s Asylum Show, I opened up about taking a major pivot with the podcast. After years of building this crazy, chaotic, heartfelt world with y’all, it’s time for an evolution. A new and improved Low Mein’s Asylum is on the way — fresher, sharper, and more connected than ever.

I’m talking new energy, a possible co-host, and stepping fully into the visual world so you can experience the show in a whole new dimension. Growth is uncomfortable, but it’s necessary… and I’m excited for the next chapter we’re about to build together.

Tune in, tap in, and stay ready the asylum doors are getting remodeled, and the comeback is gonna be fiiiiiire!!

Rebirth of the Asylum!

This week on the Low Meins Asylum Show, I had to get something off my chest… because the Pittsburgh Steelers just gave us one of the most embarrassing losses in recent memory against the Bills. The performance was flat, lifeless, and honestly stale. And it’s not new. I talked about how this has been the same vibe for over a decade now: the same predictable mistakes, the same lack of fire, and the same “we’ll fix it next week” mentality that never actually gets fixed.

Steelers Nation hit their breaking point this week. You could hear it in the stadium and across social media as fans started chanting “Fire Mike Tomlin!” They’ve had enough… and honestly, I can’t blame them. When the culture gets stale, the performance gets stale, and this team has been stuck in the same cycle for years.

Tune in as I break it all down  the disaster on the field, the frustration in the fanbase, and why this loss feels like the moment everything finally boiled over.

Fire Tomlin? Steelers Fans Hit Their Breaking Point!

The Rivalry That Exposed Us!

The Asylum is changing.

This is an official statement marking the evolution of The Low Meins Asylum Show. What you’re hearing now is not an ending it’s decay making room for something stronger. We stepped back intentionally, letting old ideas rot so a sharper, darker vision could emerge.

To every listener who stayed patient while we rebuilt in silence: this one is for you.

The first episode of the new era drops in the new year. Same honesty. Heavier themes. No filler. No mercy.

The Asylum isn’t gone.

It’s mutating!

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