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       Overwhelming youth support has allowed President William J. Clinton and Vice President G.G. Goof to give themselves an indefinite second term. Their first joint decision as Perma-Prez 2X declares Nickelodeon Slime to now be the country's sole food source, building material, and curriculum taught in higher education, in what is evidently a developing ironic dictatorship. Vice President Goofy urged healing and unity as "Americans strive towards a bold, new neon green future together."
       President Clinton, wearing rimless shades, added that, "Things are going to get severely crunk. There will be time machines developed for all people, all races, and we are going to be the first nation to proudly advance into that beautiful N-n-n-n-Nickuhlodeeun future that we had all hoped for and dreamed of when we were kids. Also, construction will begin next week on the White House's first indoor rollercoaster. Hillary saw the blueprints recently, and I'm told it's very exciting."

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