Berlin-based artist NURSE3D takes their interest in extreme metal, hardcore electronica and slasher horror to new levels of intensity with their debut EP.

https://nurse3d.bandcamp.com/album/fuck-toy

Lead track FUCK TOY sees 909 kicks resampled into thrash metal riffs, pitched-up slides and distorted dive bombs, laced with acid licks and undeniable headbanging rhythm.

KUNTY goes even further with hardcore experimentalism, mangling alien breaks at speed, with brutal harsh noise, and uniquely demonic NURSE3D sound design.

The EP reaches a transcendental 1,000 BPM apex, with face-melting terrorcore track SUICIDE QUEEN, before NURSE3D kicks back from nose-bleed territory to explore lucid algorithmically generated sounds on WET NURSE.

“This is music for weirdos, night terrors, speed freaks,” says NURSE3D.

Follow NURSE3D:
https://www.instagram.com/nurse3d_
https://nurse3d.bandcamp.com/
https://www.youtube.com/@nurse3d_

FUCK TOY

Union Jax - Como La Flor (Makina Mix)

Chao Gardem is proud to present the first release by the prodigious gabber duo, Union Jax. A banger from start to finish and truly a feast for the ears. Available for Download on Bandcamp!

Bouncin' Jax (feat. MC Petrol)

DJ Wallh4x - Wisdom & Strength

Androcided- Fairytales (1234 Jungle Remix)

Mastered by https://soundcloud.com/xtremelydtime2020

Happy Halloween xo

Commiehog - Waltz wit the Strap

@nikitaw0lfe + @noumenoumeno - "YOU'RE GONNA REGRET THIS YOUR WHOLE LIFE" EP [PNMTU011], OUT ON FRIDAY DECEMBER 6TH 2024
PRE-ORDER STARTS TODAY! [https://paynomindtous.bandcamp.com/]
Cover art by @noumenoumeno + Kenshiro Caravaggio Carena [https://instagram.com/kenshiro_caravaggio_carena/]
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nikitaw0lfe (she/her) is a Rome-incarnated, Milan-based producer, singer, and DJ, matching the description of that insecure but lowkey toxic girl with a dark secret you followed on Tumblr back in 2014 before you lost all traces of her whereabouts. Her musical path started in 2017 under the moniker “TRXSPVSSXR”, mostly meddling with hip hop, cloud rap, witch house, and phonk, to then move to incorporate her vocals into diehard sonic experiments with all kinds of internet-originated music genres, always with a distinctive cursed DIY edge. Noumeno (he/him), a cult artist in the contemporary underground Italian scene known for his outings on the Milan-based Haunter Records among others, defines himself as a mutagen operating through the contamination of music elements alien to one another arranged via preset-core sound design. Some would be able to recall his legendary, truly avantgarde dwellings with mutant trap reworks and edits such as the seminal, age-defining, Steve Reich-ian edit of the UK drill hit “Keisha & Becky” that appeared on our debut v/a comp “WE NEVER WILL”.

These two cutting-edge artists joined forces in 2023 to start a new platform and netlabel called Club Regret https://soundcloud.com/clubregret, a space for experimenting with internet aesthetics and extreme fringes of emo and electronic music. Today, we’re extremely pleased to present you with their latest collaboration, the "YOU'RE GONNA REGRET THIS YOUR WHOLE LIFE" debut collaborative EP also featuring contributions by NikkiCarrera [https://instagram.com/nikkicarrera21x3] and gЯill [https://instagram.com/mttgrll/].

Composed of five tracks, the release spans a length of just a few seconds over 12 minutes. However, each track feels like a heartfelt, life-long introspection exercise thanks to its ability to convey radical, gut-wrenching emotions. Showing an unmatched sound design mastery, nikitaw0lfe and Noumeno manage to craft unadulterated, raw energy into scalpel-sharp, surgical music productions. All the influences that brought the two artists together are condensed in this multi-layered journey through rave-adjacent electronic echoes and alternative rock/metal crossovers, filtered through an emotionally charged lens and expressed via a detached meta-ironic attitude. 

The EP is a fluid, mastodontic sonic creature assailing you with growls, blackened riffs, unforgiving 808s, tear-jerking melodies, and ton-heavy layers of distortions. In their wide music genre explorations, the two artists unleash chaos with screamo episodes only to hit you one second later with a brief but articulate death metal progression, scratchy screams, and the sickest voice drops drawing from a deep knowledge of Internet culture. You will need to go over this record many times to catch all the little facets of this emo, trap, metal, post-club masterpiece. “Here Comes The Pain”: suffering has indeed arrived and it will never leave. Just like you won’t be able to forget about these tracks.

Produced and mixed by nikitaw0lfe and Noumeno.
Mastered by NIKENINJA @user-97111126 at Æxplora [https://instagram.com/aexplora.mix.mastering]

Union Jax - Como La Flor (Makina Mix)

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