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Fightmarker as Pico
Kamren as Baldi
Written by Fight, Cole, and Rabi
Beat by InsaneBeatz
Baldi SFM by Fightmarker
Pico TN art by Nooby
Mixed by Mightfarker

Pico’s School
School’s in! Guns out! There’s nowhere to run now!
And looking at this dumb clown, it’s clear you broke no New Grounds
Whether it’s beatboxing or rap, I always got the strap!
It’s Flash vs Trash, I’ll Blam This Piece of Crap!
made goth kids drop quick, a site’s what I started
then I look over to your audience how’s your fanbase more toxic
You’re running out of clicks, new modes and field trips
Now you’re ending up just flinging shit at the wall till it sticks!
Smoke you out like herbs, you get on my nerves
Observed this stalking perve, being put on a list is what you deserve
claim to be ironic, then make profit off the tropes you stole, dick
So doubt anything you can spit compares to the shots that I’ve Unloaded

Baldi
Wow! That was horrible! Too much profanity 
Don’t know what I’d imagine, when he’d parodied a tragedy 
Educating’s my profession so I’ll teach this offensive kid a lesson
Cause intolerant tools like you should be rotting in detention!
I’m loved worldwide, just ask my Kickstarter backers
While this kid was abandoned and replaced with Castle Crashers
I see you’re failing in all your classes that’s quite a shame but 
I’ll still give you a reward
it’s Baldeez Nuts
Seeing how these edgy rebels act, I find it perplexing 
That like Flash Player, you and Nene fail to have a connection
Violence in my school is forbidden, just you being here makes me pissed
And with your how site treats Tankman, seems not even they want you to exist

Pico’s School
I’m Uber, you’re an Ubër kid, so let me get this through to you, teach’
Rulers are out of the equation when I pack two of these Uzis
Don’t rap against me Baldi, this ain’t something to lose your head over
Not my fault you’re running this track like you were tripped back by B Soda!
Don’t need Darnell to Play with Fire, I’m the inextinguishable dickhead slayer!
While your fame’s quickly descending; Baldi’s falling down the Elevator!
Now before you drop dead, try this problem instead
My gun’s lead plus your bald head equals me coating the walls red!

Baldi
I heard every line you said were those meant to make me upset?
Cause you were just blowing smoke, like one of your cigarettes 
But you managed to finally kill your verse with your Funkin’ Night band!
Now the only thing left for you to do is GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN
HERE’S A LESSON MORE IMPACTFUL THAN JUST APPLES AND BANANAS
A MASSACRE TO MAKE YOU PRAY FOR SHOOTOUTS WITH CASANDRA
ALL YOUR DISSES PHASED THROUGH YOU SHOULD FIX YOUR AIM DUDE
VIEWER’S DEVICES ARE UNABLE TO PROCESS THE BEATING I JUST GAVE YOU

Baldi
ha...

Pico's School vs Baldi's Basics. rap battle. by fightmarker.

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CREDITS: 
Written By: Eric The Audible, Mason G.
Mixed By: Nathan Provost
Art By: Matthew Thomas
Production By: MTC Beatz

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CAST:
Fightmarker - Alex Jones
Eric The Audible - Carl Azuz
Intern - Nathan Provost

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Alex Jones (0:10)
They’re coming after me - the establishment 
So tell me whose this satanist im rap battlin’
CNN? I ain’t afraid of you liars
Cause in this “mostly peaceful” rap all my rhymes will be fire!

Carl Azuz (0:21)
Judging by the awfully biased hatred you spew, 
You're the age of information gone straight down the tube, 
So I get why Google and Twitter would have you removed 
Now I’ll strike you down too, like I’m Carl A-Zeus

Sources say your info’s fictional - we’ll see it again
We keep the news legit - CNN 10/10
And like his legal team, Jones is always on the defense
We’ll clarify for your audience: y’all these shots ain’t pretend

Conning old men about fake “info wars”
But when it comes to conmen you’re the intro course
I’d say keep it calm man, when you misinform
But you get hopping mad over frog intercourse

Alex Jones (0:52)
You deny it’s the deep state who’s feeding ya
But I’ve survived smears from the fake news media
I’m standing right here, collect and kill me with the patriots!
You waste class time, but my freedom? you ain’t taking it

This just in folks, got brand new info
That Carl Hackzus is in the sex-with-pigs cult
He cuts their entrails, (yuck) snips the ends off 
Then goes to a Chinese Palace where him and his friends talk

They take the blood of goblins, mixed with carbonic acid
Sip it with the Clintons and rich people with Iraqi accents
They chat about eradicating the lower classes 
And cash in on aborted fetuses to buy Masonic assets!

(WOOF) On your trail - wolf blood - I’m the alpha male 
Strike with a mic and a rifle, you will not prevail
I’m going viral, want the cure for the best offer go
To infowars.com and order 4 quarts of testosterone 

Like the CDC on this beat, grab your mask please
You couldn’t control me with a million vaccines
If I'm the mad dog you say, I'd rather stay deranged
Than submit to clark kent who's been hit with beta rays

Carl Azuz:
I’d spend our last segment going through that rap wreckage 
But kids can see through your conspiracy: that’s fact - check it 
I’m just a humble journalist, so I should give you props
For being the first English news outlet posted by Russian bots

I mean you’re going viral all right, and your fans stay loyal
You gave them COVID-19 and then your snake oil
But shoutout to Central High School, I’ve been Carl Azuz
This is CNN 10 - sorry for the old news!

Central Rap Battles: Alex Jones vs. Carl Azuz

Monika : garbageGothic 
Rob : Stark Media / The Monarchy)

Written by Kamren
Additional help from MetaMachine and Psytube
Beat Prods : Epistra and Jurrivh
Thumbnail by JK03 
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan

RAP BATTLE

MONIKA

VS

RO-RO-RO (Announcer glitches, fading out)

Rob :
Oh great, he's glitching out, but I guess it doesn't matter
'Cause regardless of Act 2 or your future verse, you'll remain the bigger Disaster
I may have been left where the world forgot but I would never side
With a manipulator changing her class's code, another controller I'll wrecktify
Whatever beef this vegan has, I'll bite
More out of loop than Sarah's ships come to life
Didn't cost a Penny to push you over the ledge
Natsuki’s concerns are making more sense (cents)
Call you Gumball, lady knows everything yet still such a dunce
How is it someone self aware couldn't figure out she was gonna get cucked
By her own crush? Makes me another MC that's stopping ya
Went from saying "Just Monika" to it being Just... Monika
This virus's peak is gaslight?
Stomp out an AI in this fight
When I make unlike the BBC
Dropping the beat on DDLC
Getting arrested delayed my schemes
Getting a rest for you meant going to sleep
Throw in four years to revitalize
Yet the script gave your Boyfriend a different Senpai
Destroyed your friends and everything he loved
All because you weren't the option to get dumped?
For a plot this fishy, Darwin's less watered down 
Forget trash cans, I'm taking recyclables out

Monika :
Every day, I imagine a future of me and you
Debating in song, just know this ain’t my debut
‘Cause in this world, the roles for you are limited
Don’t want to wreck this up? Listen to my writing tips

Hey! Welcome to the Club! I hope you don’t mind
But we just don't have enough room for a child of Frankenstein
Evil 'cause all the options were marked off
No wonder he's got one eye, Rob's a self-serving cyclops!
Before you became the Void's static, you were always void and static
I know how to make my man whole, you keep falling down manholes
Even when he turned me down, I took the rejection despite my pleas
All it took was the slightest annoyance to make bananas your worst enemy
Thinking you were making cuts like Yuri but you're still treading on thin ice
I only need to bring up William to show that you're not as fly
Hid in a basement with amnesia, so here's some food for thought
Your writers were smoking Molly when bringing you back into the plot
Had a mental crisis after the only friends you wanted rejected you
Yet still only the second stalker the Wattersons had said no to
And here you are on your high horse, gawking about morality?
I don't need to change your code, you've already got two personalities

Rob :
Touche, though with what's within your files, Libitina needs some rewrites
Dan will probably patch it out and give you a Project L in hindsight
You've got as much substance as Rachel and I know exactly how you get taken out
Except it's not on a date, but kept unnoticed in the background
Don't you get it already? If not, allow me to set the mood
Your Reality exists to break the 4th wall and people still don't love you!
I think I closed my case on this emotional, ticking time bomb
The last thing left is watching your sorrow once the battle finally turns off

Monika :
Ben gave you an extra dimension and you think you're so better?
The only PHD you major in is Dr.Home-Wrecker
Tried to paint the future in your vision and got reduced to zero
Only to come in at the end like "It's time to be a fucking hero!"
SuperIntendent loses to a President, ain't that a cinch?
Ever since you caught Joe's mama, any chances of winning slipped!
Your happy end has more holes in the wall than the police in your town
Seems your film took after Sayori, it knew how to keep us hanging around

Monika vs Rob - Rap Battle! (ft. garbageGothic, Stark Media & The Monarcy)

ra
p battle
get it cuz sizing up lol 

Lyrics:

Joltik:
*incomprehensible high pitched rapping for two bars*

Eternatus:
Um, hey um, speak up, I can’t hear you over the beat tag, you’re too sma-

Joltik:
OH FUCK OFF, I WASN’T LOUD ENOUGH FOR YOU?
ETERNAL IS RIGHT, OLD ASS, TURN UP THE GOD DAMN HEARING AID

Lemme stoop down to your level
A little baby Poké fucker that I gotta meddle
I’m a fuckin menace spittin disses and Electro Ballin ‘em
How does the biggest Poké have the smallest brain of all of ‘em
Fish bone bitch I could snack on
I’ll put the smack on a motherfuckin wack fraud
Hack of a god damn god, you’re half of a bod
Skeletal and skinny, no fuckin chance of winning
You’re the Eternamaximum on the little bitch scale
Big physically, heart smaller than my tail
Wait, do I even fuckin have one? Shit! No that’s the joke now
So I’ll jolt into your THROAT NOW
I’ll Bug Buzz a bastard who won’t be much faster
Once I drop your speed stat and make you a wussy
Crawl on your body, make webs of disaster
And shoot my string into your wife’s Eternussy
I’m too fuckin nimble for you to manage
I call bullshit on that type-advantage
For real, your attacks would miss me, god
You can’t even TRY to piss me off
Trapped in silence, you’re the small one
You got the Dragon without the balls, son
So drop the mic before you even start
And Suck my Punch cause this about to get Dark
You’re a gimmick, and that is all!
Hacked ass max stats, raps that stall
I did not hear your verse yet but I’m sure it’s fucking ass
I gotta finish this recording cause I’m almost late for class
I’m Joltik, your disses won’t stick, you’re an old shit
How revolting, boring ass legend just lookin like your molting
Holding onto your own schtick that you’re huge, but it’s true
There others surely looking to sue
GOD I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH
RIP YOUR FLESH OFF THE VISIBLE BONES YOU GOT AND I’LL EAT YOU FOR LUNCH
GOD… DAMMIIIIIIIIIIIIT
I’m the size of a Flabebe and I still tower over you
Cuz by your gen the fans have stuck to the older dudes
And that whole biggest ‘mon shit we’re debating?
You’re made of bones yet you’re still compensating

Eternatus:
Chill, Bear Grylls, got an ice beam for ya
I regret your attention, I should’ve ignored ya
You’re the size of an atom to me, you did not Joltik me off
Actually, that’s enough
Is it even worth going against you?
I’m immense, dude, it’d take years for you to even get half way up my body
This must be a joke or mistake
I’m the original giant, you’re tiny and fake



Wailord:
I wouldn’t exactly call you original
If you don’t wanna fuck with Joltik I’ll do it instead
I’ll whale on a bug, squash him down till he’s dead
So leave this battle behind to the real big boy
This snake dragon mon’s a kid’s toy
So Joltik I heard that you like to spit words
But all you spew is insults, abhorrent, absurd
For a type-advantage, I’m not shocked at all
You’re a fighter, but I’m a writer, so let’s brawl
Bro, what kind of cypher was that?
Didn’t let the other guy rap until almost two minutes in
I get why he wanted to leave
You were so annoying he didn’t think it was worth it to win
So why don’t you shut your mouth for once and enter mine like the plankton bitch baby mini bug you are
Or do you wanna keep the exterior diva personality of a 4-inch dude with a 40-foot tall ego that won’t get you far
I’m a lord, you’re a tick, get the difference, bozo?
In both height and rap fights, you’re gettin low sco’s
My raps are so watery they’ll make your mom wet
And then I will probably crush her to death (oops)
I’m the lord of the whales, and leader in boat sails
You’re just a fucking prick who invented epic fails
In this battle of big versus small
Wailord used boiling rhymes and Scalded a bug’s balls!


Chao as Joltik and Eternatus
Nekomancer Jade as Wailord

Written by Chao
Mixed by Nekomancer Jade
Thumbnail by Chao

Joltik vs Eternatus - Pokemon Rap Battle #13

Light as Geno
Spidey Fam as Black Mage
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat by Anywaywell
Art by JesseBox
Special Thanks to SPM1000
New cover art by M!CAH

Geno:
Descending from the heavens, taking possession of dolls that I’m using as weapons
Aggressive; the guns that I’m packing’s effective when put up against the weak spells you’re projecting
I’m representing a higher authority, you’re ‘Black’ Mage but you’re morally gray
To say you saved the world is a ludicrous claim ‘cause wherever you go, you cause Death and dismay
You’re going down like a barrel on Booster Hill
Better switch to a Thief because you’re losing gil
Smoking you harder than the Crystals you’re on
So reliant on MP, man, you'd flee when it's gone
The father of the plumber’s RPGs, I made the Paper
You're only seeing green when you're lost in the Forest Maze
That job’s shit, there’s no market for your labor
Looks like your Sleep spell actually worked with all your boring games

Black Mage:
Star Road, I wish for a foe that can have a decent chance of getting into Smash (Uh)
You may be possessing wood but I'm the one who's got the bigger staff!
Repairing the track that Exor had shattered, yet there is one thing you can't forget though
Even with the Stars that you collect, you still can't mend your broken ties with Nintendo
Been dishing out hits since the NES console
Your biggest hit was slamming into a hard wall
Check out the drip with the blue cloak that I'm wielding
I'm killing it in sport, you can't score an appearance 
You only had a minor cameo and then dipped
Now I'm shutting you down worse than Alphadream did
With nothing but a cape to cover up that mug
You bring a whole new meaning to ‘Geno Flash’, bud (Ohh!)

Geno:
Enough of your magic tricks, I've had it with this talentless wizard who's casting shit
Better make like a Cactuar and sprint from this battle when I fire from my Cannon, bitch
Now factor this: your franchise degrades with more passionless installments 
You're lacking in gravity cause it took nine games before this hack had any story involvement 
I'm stealing the hearts of the Smash fans, you should take notes being in Smash Flash
It's no exclamation, I'm making my mark while your only mark’s scorching the grasslands
That defense stat is so fragile, you couldn't last a single battle on your own (Uh)
I may be Pinocchio, but your Fantasy theme’s pretty on the nose!

Black Mage:
Like your name, man, it's difficult to say that
Your lame fans can stay passive when your sequel stays canned
They’ll rage at your makers, begging for your next game; sad
they’ll always keep them waiting, there’s no hope to be saved, damn
Your nimbus friend couldn’t ever hope to fight Cloud 
You time hits but I’ll put you in a timeout
And I doubt your game could even resurface
If you're being left to rot with a dead eShop service! (Ayy!)
Like the Meteors I summon, I'm rocking the mic
Drop out of this fight, or I’m unleashing Thundaga more shocking to you than when your music’s getting a copyright strike
You’d fail your job without your allies, I see through Pinocchio’s pack of lies
Not even the Smash Ballot could bring this lost Spirit back to life!

Geno Vs Black Mage (ft. Light & Spidey Fam). SIR Rap Battles Sidequests

Andy Voiced By Matt Raichous
James Voiced By RaccoonBroVA
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Thumbnail By Matt Raichous



Beat: Lethal - Hard Dark Angry Trap Beat | Prod. By Dansonn Beats

Andy:

When it comes to reviews and reboots, this Psycho knows a lot.
I've witnessed previews and scenes, dude, threaded through boring plots
But the most drawn out of installment of any horror flop
Hasn't left me as cold as this guy's jokes and whole corny shlock!
Now, in ‘17, your little counting game had hit Youtube
And now you rely on Zoran and co for those extra views.
Can’t say I’m impressed by your resume. Your industry chops don’t mean shit to me!
Every word I say leaves you in Misery. While you would need triple the words just dissing me!
I fought with Jason, came face to face with a Myers’ knife
The biggest threats you’re facing are with those copyright strikes!
Leatherface must love James since he’s so bare-boned.
So treat your verse like your wedding and leave it postponed
And with these flows, I’ll leave you choked up as the plot thickens
The way you run from Thanks-killing 3, this turkey is more of a chicken!
No asylum can contain these insane flows when I’m spitting raw
Kill a beat so hard, you might as well give me that golden chainsaw!

James:

Hey there, it’s James A Janisse, and I’m here to say in the least
I’ve counted bodies, zombies and results of cannibal feasts
But I still can’t handle this geek, disgusting humor’s astounding
4 million subs still compounding! You have what, 50 thousand?
And I get bloody on tracks, it’s your Final Destination
So there’s no chance to attack the Youtube Horror sensation
DID jokes are what you’re based on, you’re a racist tasteless sleaze
And if you really want a face off, I would throw the nacho cheese!

Andy:

Andy? I’m scared. Hey don’t worry little buddy.
Yeah. Let me grab the mic. I can turn this battle bloody.
Don’t muddy up my intentions, I’m climbing the ranks to be your replacement
While you hide behind all of your editors, I’m working solo in my basement!
I’m roaring like Rex, my special effects give my videos magic
The fact that the fans stick around for you spouting numbers is honestly tragic
This has-been is getting the Boot. Gonna curbstomp your face to end ya.
I’ll see you in hell. And when you get there? Tell me Andy sent ya!




James:

Think I’m impressed? Your repetitive jokes are lazy and petty
Wanna spit sharp, but it seems you’re stuck wielding a dull Machete!
So just get ready, James is aiming to slay, you can’t recover
And I’m crushing you harder than a sequel to Last summer!
Your life is a bummer, your parents were glad to have leave you abandoned
But keeping their corpses? Now you’re just stealing from Norman’s canon
And live in fantasies of slaughtering your therapist
Forced to bandage up your face, since even YOU were too scared of it!
You’re claim to be unique but all he has going for him
Is another grumpy horror version of an Angry VGN
Fighting the villains? Seen it. Destroying the movies? Seen it.
But violating a pastry for laughs? We really didn’t wanna see it!
And I couldn’t imagine your shlock fest making an impact
Thinking your rep is intact? I’ll shatter you like a Mandy axe!
You describe yourself as a Maniac, so maybe take some advice
Retire from your tired shtick. It'd be the first time you did something nice.

James A. Janisse Vs. Andy The Maniacal Cinephile - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

Special Inquisitor Rayyan as Stampy

RaccoonBro as Garfield

Written by Quizzique
Additional Writing Help: Ethan, Rayyan

Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Beat produced by J BRING BEATS

Thumbnail Art by GnomeYT

Thumbnail by Quizzique

Lyrics:
Stampy
Hello, this is Stampy, and welcome to a let’s play vid
Today we’re against the scrap pages of Jim Davis
Your schtick is being lazy? That’s mundane
Not feeling up to battling? Must be a case of Mondays!

Your owner’s Jon, but your plot points Aren’t-Buckled
Seems your continuity has Garfield Kart-trouble
Since 2012, I’ve been on that Minecraft star hustle
Born in ‘76, yet you’ve fallen out into a Paws struggle

From Murray to Pratt, you’ve an array of casts
But with your production rights, away they’ve been passed
Sony, Fox and Paramount? You’re the bastard of newspapers
Jim’s flare amounts to having mastered reduced labor

You’re the comic Guinness backs? I must need a break
Eat you in minutes on this track like you were a piece of cake
There are limits that I lack, fighting googlies I attack
Sic my dogs onto your back, since I know they make you quake

Garfield

Yawn About time you wrapped up your verse
Ehh, I’ve heard worse, although I thought you didn’t curse?
Try to keep viewers immersed, but all your content is rehearsed
Wanna leave a mark on YouTube? Try to Hit the Target first

You run a Not-So-Lovely World with all the helpers you’ve locked out
Filled with even more crap than your dog house
Speaking of dogs, you’ve got too many to handle
Left some more dead than a Minecrafter’s channel

You used to be a hit, anyone can attest
Then you took a harder hit than you did with Wonder Quest
Get me a coffee so I can leave this kid maimed
You’ve got me going Ballistic: call that a Squid Game

Now I’m taking names like we’re in the Love Garden
Lost memories are the only thing that heart’s guardin’
I’ve got one last thing that I need to tell you, dude
I bet Lee only left so he could hand the L to you

Stampy
Don’t you dare threaten my dogs, or else when the dust settles
You’ll be in the ground like you were some love love petals!
Barnaby’s my best friend, he fills me with such joy
Jon’s dog loves you, seems he’s just an Odie to Destroy

Garfield
Jeez, that writing was even worse than your book’s, chum
You’re looking Fidgety ‘cause that’s where you took your looks from
Your comedy’s more childish than all of Minecraft’s players
I like my comics like I like my lasagna: with layers!

Stampylongnose Vs Garfield | QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #2 (feat. Special Inquisitor Rayyan & RaccoonBro)

WoodenHornets as Charlie Chaplin
Light as George Lopez

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
GEORGE LOPEZ
VS
CHARLIE CHAPLIN
BEGIN

George Lopez:
Hey there chap, welcome to the George Lopez show
It’s time to see who’s the better comedian, bro
My show inspired the humor with generations decades to go
I heard you’re a-turd to sound, so I hope you enjoy my flow
I’ll ship this Woman back to Paris because you’ll never best me
What’s that smell? Something’s silent but deadly?
If I can take on Michael Jackson, then I sure can take on thee
If there was a biopic on who killed you, I’d be the main lead

Charlie Chaplin:
I’ve been ruling the silent film era, your show is not amazing
This stache says it all, I’ll dictate this battle greatly
A battle’s what you fancy? Well, I’ll make your stomach grumble
What’s even your race? Is this George of the Jungle?
ABC? More like LGB, I know you’re gay
So why don’t you haul your racist ass back to LA ?
I’ve got no hats off to you, if you try to diss me
You’ll no longer be a life “liver” cuz I’ll make this “kid-knee”

George Lopez:
Nobody watches silent anymore, it’s all about the sound
What’s that in your pants? I think I’m making Charlie Brown
I met up with Oona O’ Neill, and I made that bitch kneel
Your other wives were my Lo Rida, making me squeal

Charlie Chaplin:
“Why You Crying?”, George? Is it because I’m just better, sir?
When it comes to actors, the better Lopez is Jennifer
When I start Charlie Stabbin you, it’ll be black and white bleed
Your role in Sharkboy and Lava Girl was quite shocking indeed

George Lopez:
I’ll steal this victory like your corpse, you wretched little scamp
Look at all your wives, your life’s been ladies and the tramp

Charlie Chaplin:
You look like Guillermo Rodriguez got a few inches taller
So take a step into my museum, hope you enjoy the “color”


WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP *projector reel falls apart* BATTLE PARODIES

Written by: WoodenHornets, DeeNV, Investigateur

Charlie Chaplin vs George Lopez

Kaede Akamatsu: MC

Mari: Balutaku_Covers

Letra: Pil Palu, alecoronel9, Masteredit y Brunexakemi

Mix y mezcla: CyanCoat

beat: K-beats

Miniatura: alecoronel9

Kaede Akamatsu vs Mari

Hey everyone! We are back with a long awaited rap battle that I've been hinting at for ages. Today we have space smuggler and pilot of the Millennium Falcon, Han Solo, against the first man to set foot on another celestial body, Neil Armstrong. Enjoy!

CAST
Zawesome as Han Solo
Mancala as Neil Armstrong

LYRICS:
Han:
I’ve got a bad feeling about your attempt, like the ninth
I’ll tell you the odds: week-lings need not apply
Your twin missions were a bust, like the Cloud City raid
I won’t take it from a guy who wore a tampon to space
You’re a bigger hunk of junk than my transport for fleeing
Hell, even Jabba’s a more decent human being
While the glorified photographer’s here to do his worst
The fans deserve to know that Han shot first

Neil:
Houston, we have a problem, and it sucks quite violently
Flash Gordon got ripped off and took up vacuum piracy
You’re on needles and pins trying to thread that space cruiser
Looks like you need some schooling; let me show you my maneuvers
Gals complain of sub-parsecs with your rocky relations
Because you’re looking for love in Alderaan places
I’ll have you whipped into shape and you’ll scream bloody murder
You stuck up, half-witted, bad-at-rapping Nerf-herder!

Han:
You should be more concerned about landing that Stormtrooper credo
Don’t Leia hand on me, or you’ll end up like Greedo
You’re on MY stomping ground, so your plan is getting soiled
You’ll need another round of quarantine after we’ve been embroiled
Hop back to the door, so you can let the other boys out
Slap that patch on your sash like an old, faded Boy Scout
You’re the First Man to make a space flick without life
Go climb your launch tower and take a giant leap for mankind

Neil:
Ladies and gentlemen, the rapper has landed!
And like a game of sabacc, man, your ass is getting handed
‘Cause your style, like the atmosphere around me, is quite thin
Just calm down, hon; take it on the chin
Your rhymes can’t be more wooden if you were still a carpenter
You’ll be flagged as a doormat by this driven orbiter
I’ll cut out, ‘cause the middle man, best pilot in the galaxy
Tried to give me the shaft; guess it runs in the family

Beat By: Epistra
Mixed By: Freshy Kanal
Cover By: Commander Jacob
Art By: Cyancoat Enzo

Han Solo Vs Neil Armstrong| GridLine Rap Battles Season 2

I might completely remake this battle and release it in the future, but this is the second complete redo I've done of this project and it just seems like a lost cause at this point. Also, I'm kinda sick of anime battles after working on Ika vs Inkling. If I do decide to give this battle another shot I will take this upload down, but since the next full audio of AvA will come out on Rap Battle Day (June 1st), here's some scrapped content to tide you over for this month.

If you haven't played VVVVVV, you should. It's cheap and very fun.

Eddiefrb as Captain Viridian
M0MORI? as Ochaco Uraraka (NOT RECORDED)

CAPTAIN VIRIDIAN:
This is your captain rapping - i’m here to test you, it’s crunch time
Let’s see if your martial arts training helps you out with punchlines
You’re not in touch with the world, no wonder you’re such an airhead
Repeat the Festival with a performance poorer than your parents
Because i’ll give you the finger, gravity’s not all that i’m flippin’
You elephant! Your dimensions are interfering my mission
You’ll find that this league of Villis threaten you more than the Villains
Your true potential’s hidden, harder to access than a trinket
Grew up impoverished and seeing my power, you’re gonna black out in fear and then cower
Smells like the only kind of bathing that you could afford is a Meteor Shower!
I’ve been going strong for a decade - your manga ain’t even full
So as the gravitational girl, lets see what kind of stunt you can pull

OCHACO URARAKA:
You flipped the gravity of this battle with that silly verse
Prepare to get flamed from these burns as you’re crashing back down to Earth
You’re nothing but a Stain on indie gaming, all you did was hurt Steam
It’s time a hero cuffs this space cadet like I did Thirteen
This rap’s out of the park, it’s stronger than a Home Run Comet
My series’ fame still skyrockets, yours dropped so fast, I would vomit
And filling my parent’s wallets may be my main motivation
But at least my price didn’t drop 10 dollars due to complaining

CAPTAIN VIRIDIAN:
That way at least you could afford it - My community ain’t staying dormant
When I took a look at your fanbase I wanted to be sent back into orbit
My team’s on a mission - You’re just a bunch of wannabe hero jerks
The only time someone would put their hands together for you is using your quirk

OCHACO URARAKA:
Oh please, Your colourful crew is just something i’d vomit up
You’d break down in a hero’s atmosphere like a comet does
Wait, I already used that rhyme scheme… well, whatever
It didn’t seem to bother the designer of all your levels (ohhh)
I’ll use my training to fire lyrical bullets at you - Gunhead
You endanger your crew - without me, Izuku would end up dead
And judging by the name of your game it seems sure
The only one sleeping on you is your creator on the keyboard

Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by Atomic Beats
Written by Eddiefrb
Cover Art by Eddiefrb

(SCRAPPED FLOW TEST) Ochaco Uraraka vs VVVVVV - Rap Battle (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING)

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