This was actually the first of my battles to be written but because of delays its here now


Nela IWNL as This Man - https://www.youtube.com/c/NelaIWNL
King Mewtwo as Wario Apparition - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdqd7XsFh6ts08-UxMsh2dA
Art by Shnuzzlezz and 01Tyler10
Thumbnail by M!CAH
Writing: Cri
Additional help: Nooby 
Mixed by Light
Beat by Ihaksi - https://www.beatstars.com/ihaksi

Wario Apparition:
Let’s-a-go back to 2008 and look into my eyes
DONOTRESEARCH the pedo-pasta who wasn’t properly advertised
Today I think that they should make a movie that's based on your demise 
For in this battle you can not hide cause all of my verses are personalized 
From Tick Tock Clock to my Dire Dire Docks
Your shit fell off, while my files fire off
4chan exposed your whole shpeel. How could you step to a-number one?
Want to prove your L is real? Now WARIO will show you fun

This Man: 
Have you ever seen a man that only appears in your dreams?
A man that makes your insanity fall and break at its seams?
A man that is capable of spitting a verse so clean
Think of This Man now. Have you ever dreamed of me?
When it comes to quality you’re about on par with your videos
Was forgotten in time and I gotta say that’s just how your story goes
You’ll never be able to give Peach your pipe no matter how much you shoehorn rhymes
But when I go to rock the mic, it’s more than bars that you will find

Wario Apparition:
So you really want to mess with me? Winners don't do LSD.
But I think a pampered potion could do a lot to you, you see?
You pick a style and get put on files then This Man disappears for awhile 
Yet still tries seem vile with an unnerving smile and needs to be kept away from a child
Oh please, you can’t be serious, more 2-D than Polybius
Cuckoo crazy thinking you’re winning this, still less drawn out than his series is
Was taking up grades but now went and made a life of existential dread
Yet despite his decapitated figure This Man still couldn't get a-head (WAH!)

This Man:
You’re just another glitch while This Man is a haunting curse 
I know it’s you who stinks since you went and shit on your whole verse
You know I’m man’s Dream when it comes to speedrunning this task
But Mario’s Man Door only seems to got that gas
Wario was number one but came last on the track 
But when you cater just to children I guess I’ll give you a pass
When it came to your existence, another unsolved mystery in this fight 
Wario didn’t show me fun but now will dream forever, Goodnight

Wario Apparition Vs This Man - Bonuses By Cri (ft. King Mewtwo and Nela IWNL)

Thumbnail created by: Rabi
Mixed by: Serena

WHO WON?
https://forms.gle/AmaVXtC3PcnFtjhT6

Jofinity:
Hold up! It’s the King! Nobody better say shit
’Cause I’ll give him more than feedback that is bound to make him rage quit
You’re basic, your flow is boring, just face it: you’re so annoying
Replayin’ the same old story, defamin’ you more than Multi
If you’ve made a better battle than my Era 1, do tell
This right bloody bloke is just the Next Best Fel
Now I know you’ll throw a fit, so in advance, I’m sorry bro
But of everyone to lose to… you lost to Shimario

King Mewtwo:
Now I’ve been here longer, sonny, so I’d start taking notes
It’s the voice of the killer Jacks against the guy who can’t emote
Same tone, same flow. You’re so predictable, bro
Yo, you sound like Chills if he let himself go (oh)
Shimario only beat me by being a decent writer
You’d only beat me by rigging the poll with your subscribers
And my iMovie era topples your first one anyday
Cuz unlike your bonus editing, my vids actually differentiate

Jofinity:
Is this really what we’re doing? Surprised you made it a round
Give it 15 minutes, you’ll want all of that shit taken down
People talk about me, and you? Nobody gives a fuck
Hey psychic type, read people’s minds: hmm, you suck
So quit your stallin’, you really think that you’re poppin’?
(yuh) Cryin’ to Dani’s the only time that you’re ballin’
I’d say you’re SlowlyGettingBetter, but after this, it’s too late
Now go and run back to your real life friends… oh wait
Now unlike FRB, let me acknowledge your writing
Bring up the poll, but I actually HAVE people subscribing
You’ve been stuck in the double digits ‘cause this Brit is worse than Midge is
All the critics booed your vids until you quit it, tragic, innit?
Shit battles like YouTube Poops, but not a single one has Rosen
’Cause you’ll regret fighting me like when R was your opponent
The king thinks it’s an easy fight, but I’ll be taking the crown
In this battle, you’re like your popularity: going down!

King Mewtwo:
*yawn* You’re so boring to fight, dude
Hearing you rant makes me think we go too hard on Psytube
But here’s where you’re different: he owns up to his mistakes
While your unpopular opinions got us doing spit takes, ay
You treat your crew so bad, you should be running Dustin’s basement
This won’t be the first time a Brit has left you beat, shoutout to Rayyan
How I got this much material on you is anyone’s guess
Half of your in-jokes are just like your trim: dead.
Jofinity, you’re shit, you need to quit with overcasting Carrick
And you know what? Maybe go quit the community while you’re at it
The lines this crappy Cuomo clone spits are just making me Weeze
Covering up his subpar writing with fifty billion rhyme schemes
How can anyone like this kid, all he fuckin’ does is brag
And yet he still questions why he’s become FRB’s new punching bag?
You lost to a drawing, dude. We simply ain’t alike
Maybe ask Bowser for some tips on how to “flame the mic”

Jofinity Vs King Mewtwo

Oi loves welcome to a new FRB vs Anything innit, which pits rap battle community members against well...anything. Today we have the left brain of former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Margaret Thatcher go against the right brain of Jack Manifold-endorsed streamer and writing genius, littleflecks. (Insert Bri'ish joke for SC release)

Written by Littleflecks and JustGamer
Littleflecks: Psytube
Margaret Thatcher: Littleflecks 
Beat by BeatG33ks
Mixed by LittleFlecks
Cover art by Zagranis

Margaret Thatcher:
I’m the voice of a nation I brought forward, prevailing in all fronts
Even if my voice sounds like nails on a chalkboard 
More driven than even president ford was 
And I’m about to win the most pointless war since the Falklands 
I’m Maggie Thatcher, the milk snatcher 
Don’t fuck with me ‘cuz I will smack ya’ 
I Went so hard that they built statues
I’ll make you pay like I poll tax ya’ 
Mate, you did top 10, they were mid flops then
You had pissed off went to do tiktok trends but that shits gone dead 
So this kid recessed to rap battles. Call that winter of diss content 
My hearts wired with no soul 
I’m part iron, I’m so cold 
You can march, riot I won’t go 
I’ll start fires with no coal 
Tubby tubbo will finally die 
In the public eye but I privatize 
You see copyright and die inside 
I don’t give a shit ‘bout a minor strike 

Littleflecks:
Oh fuck I thought the wicked witch had already died  
Ding dong, ring any bells? Cause that’s how you’re identified 
Also I’d like to give congratulations on surviving your assassination 
I’d say that’s a stroke of luck, but holy fuck, that’s all it’s taken
When I call you Ronald, I mean McDonald and Reagan 
With the skin so pale, you’re the Iron-deficient lady 
I put the fresh in Freshy Kanal with my crazy rappin’ (YEAH!!)
Those rhymes were so poor that you’d want to fucking tax ‘em 
Yo I’m the Rhyme Minister when I’m on beat 
You broke the glass ceiling and then filled it with concrete 
I’m gonna leave before you cast a witch hex 
Off to have so much sex. Now, that’s a lil flex

littleflecks vs Margaret Thatcher - FRB vs Anything

Spidey Fam as Dimentio
Mint as Green Mage

Beat prod. by Surce
Extra production by Mint
Written, mixed, thumbnail made by Mint

Dimentio:
I know you’re a fan of the arts, son
But you’ve just picked a fight with the Dark One
I'm gaming's token demented jester
But step up, you’re known for accepting death
(Hahahaha!) I’ve never seen a sulker this slow
Oh I love theatrics, but don’t put on a show
Because I’m going to have the most wonderful time
As I keep on cooking up the ultimate flow!
While you were off LARPing and going insane
I’ve got a large posse and it’s growing today
’Cause when my shots fire, I’ll control and delete
This troll and he’ll be released from his coil and be free
Because I think that I’d rather leave you floored than Floro’d
No real niche, so I’ll sweep you thoroughly
And if you believe you’re not mental to mention me
You can drink of Dimentio’s Dimension D!

Green:
I’m almost at a loss for words on this blasphemer
Claiming that he’s hot shit like the highest planner
But the blueprints for your last scheme are
Lookin’ like a half-ass straight from the Tribe of Banter!
When I go and say that I'm striking new ground
I mean I'm striking new ground with lightning, frighteningly loud
And when my song hits there's no piping me down
Yeah while I'm lighting up crowds, people are wishing the first fight had you down!
So you can try to ward off this warlock
But this puppet master’s force stopped by a road block
‘Cause a flat plumber roped off all his poor cons
Add this to the growing list of all of the Ls that this bro’s copped
Go and beg the Count to clean up that crime scene
You try to pull on the strings but can't hatch a rhyme scheme
…Maybe it’s my eye, but I think that I’d see
If you even tried to get in my psyche
Those raps that you lash are so laughably sad
That you're fit to wear that comedy and tragedy mask
To put this asshat on blast I won’t need to grip any weapons
Just a pair of scissors to teach you a lesson

Dimentio:
Well, wasn’t that cute! I should get Steam achievements-
‘Cause you were simply put dishing no hits, Green, I see that
And let me raise a point that’s maybe apt to cause distress:
Against a playwright, maybe write some lines with any actual effect!
(ay!) The entertainer with the harshest prose
Dimensions rise and pass when I spark a flow
Plant this seed in your fragile mind, hark and know
That in this track I’m the pure heart and soul!
Right now Green is green with envy at my grandiose
But he’s in the shadow of my fantastical act and that fact he knows
So leave this feud now or even with the slightest of blunders
At least you won’t be the first man in green I’ve sent under

Green:
Aaaand that’s all that he had
Surprised I endured that without going fuckin’ mad!
A toss up with Red’s arm couldn’t slay your whole shtick
Harder than when Nintendo became a Gold Pig
But the quality now that this loser's done
Shot from Midnight Town at light speed into the sun!
'Fore I head off, I'll give a little send-off, and ruthless:
You’re forever disappointing, that’s an Absolute Truth bitch

Green Mage vs Dimentio. R∆P BATTLE!

I'm back! I know I've kept you waiting for a while, but here's an audio that was supposed to come out on Halloween, but super happy to get out nonetheless. 

Audio Credits:
K.C. as Carrie
https://lasaillax.carrd.co/
garbageGothic as Angela
https://www.youtube.com/@garbageGothic
Written and Directed by NateURB
Art by Mega PMB
https://www.youtube.com/@megapmb 
Cover Art by TheDangerStranger
https://www.youtube.com/@rapbattlesdangerstranger
Mixed by Danii
https://www.youtube.com/@SwaggyFlan
Beat by Trunxks
Special Thanks to LimJJ, Raisu Battle, Box_Soldier22, and JotaSeis

Lyrics:
Carrie(V1-0:12)
Sad from all the shame and crimes, hate and lies brought onto me
Always in the shade and I, wait to find any honesty
But it’s time that my, pain and fright finally take a backseat
And state this rhyme, proclaim your films to hell with mediocrity!
I’ve learned from my mistakes, but your brain is long gone
Test me and around the campfire we’ll sing your swan song
How’s Paul? Liked you but you gave him looks as dry as the sand
And now you have to live with his blood, and head on your hands
Burning your victims’ faces won’t make your lines any hotter 
The only time you’ve had flow is when you were thrown in the water
Went from plot twists to getting your plot twisted 
Into a psychopathic killer who will never stop bitching, about
How your campers are all sinners misbehaving
Thankfully, we were saved by another camp slasher from the 80s
But nothing compares to your scene that made the critics scoff
On the beach is the only time I prefer you have a mask off 

Angela(V1-1:00)
I have to speak or Creepy Carrie will keep on running her mouth
A prank was the only time this queen rocked a crown
So hold tight, Carrie, cause it’s time you meet your maker
With lines so hot, I’m putting the bake in Angela Baker 
First film was a classic, but since then you’ve fallen from Grace
Two ripoffs and a show that never saw the light of day
Confidence on display since you’re coming to diss me 
But those lines were like your powers: full of inconsistencies!
You lost control, killed everyone cause you were bullied and pissed
Couldn’t stop Chris now Tommy’s on a new bucket list 
An outcast to everyone, only liked by Collins and Sue 
Even your mom considered murder when she looked at you
Wanting to learn about the world, but mother knows best 
This threat was contained when she was trapped inside the closet
At this camp, I take all the rules very serious 
Even in this battle you need to plug it up, period. 

Carrie(V2-1:47)
All your horrid and filler kills won’t be worth a penny
Throwing shit on kids, and oh my god, you killed Kenny!
If you wanna waste my time, I’ll give you what you desire
Trust me Angela, I’m experienced in starting fires 

Angela(V2-1:58) 
So was your half-sister, and now she’s split in half 
Meet me in the woods and we’ll see who gets the last laugh
It’s time for a camp song, but sadly you can’t take part
The only beat you know how to kill is your mother’s heart

Carrie(V3-2:10)
Ugh! Get out of my head, oh, this can’t be!
No! No! Everyone isn’t laughing at me!
It must be true! NO! My life is ruined!
But if this is the end then I’ll leave everyone in ruins!
Had amnesia and forgot about the crimes that you did!
When the fans had amnesia, they just forgot you existed!
You’re bound to live alone as a crazy camp dweller!
Whose only memories of your family are between a boat’s propellers!

Angela(V3-2:33)
Alright kids, gather up for the final act
Here’s a ghost story that I’m about to reenact 
You’re not ready for the world, you’re safe where you can’t be let down!
Mind’s bound in your house, slowly going 6 feet underground! (HAHAHA!)

Angela(2:52)
So are you having fun, Cassie?
Carrie
It’s Carrie!
Angela
Oops! Sorry, let's take a selfie!
Carrie
I hate this camp.

Carrie White vs. Angela Baker - Universe Rap Battles! (ft. K.C. and garbageGothic)

The battle of the sinister house cleansing games!

VinnyO as Phasmophobia
https://www.youtube.com/@VinnyO
MidgeCat as Powerwash Simulator
https://www.youtube.com/@MidgeCat

Quizzique as Player 1
RaccoonBro as Player 2
garbageGothic as Player 3

Written by Quizzique

Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Beat by Dansonn

Thumbnail TBD

Lyrics:
Phasmophobia (0:14):
Player 1: I’ve got fingerprints in the garage, must be where the spectre’s been
Player 2: It can’t be a poltergeist, this place is obsessively clean
Player 3: I found the bone, he’s been dead a LONG time, I’ll photo it later
Phasmophobia: Based on that, this must be the ghost of Powerwash Simulator

You couldn’t do what I do, you couldn’t even try, dude
Unearthing the truth you can call it Mauka Aitu
Exercised with demons, spitting quicker than a Raiju
You drench locations, quite enjoyable for Psytube

My game’s built to stress you out
One bad hunt and it’s all over
Your game’s made for spacing out
Makes sense your first job is a Mars rover

Speaking of, those jobs are uncomfortably lame
With as much consistency as your company name
To think you have fame, you’re living in Fantasies
Your stardom’s a snapshot, even the phantom sees

Your fandom’s just a spirit, and I bet you couldn’t fight one
Despite your HQ, I can see you’re not a Bright one
You’re just cash for your producer’s grab
Workshop that in a FuturLab

Powerwash Simulator (0:59):
I don’t get it, I’m supposed to be scared? Your game hasn’t been scary in years
I played it once, I bullied a ghost using smudge sticks, it had me in tears
But there is one fear, I have seen all of those ghost altercations
Yet the only thing that scares me is your Discord’s moderation

Let’s turn up the jets, the job that’s up next is your atmosphere because I can’t see a thing
In your lobby, when there’s a spectre, who would elect to this gang of misfits, nobody shall ring
It’s just a hobby, you get paid pennies to risk your life plenty of times for some strangers
Your rep is soggy, unlike my cleanup, it’s spotless! You just can’t live up to the dangers

I see no positives in your services, your system’s coarse by design
You don’t even get rid of the ghost for the host, yet you leave a few corpses behind
Your system has declined, too, because what defined you was “simple to play”
“Cheesy scares for days” yet every update has undermined you 
Triple the content yet half the enjoyment, that’s what resigned you

I’m the embodiment of r/oddlysatisfying
It takes patience and time, but the result is quite gratifying
Cleaning disastrous aftermath’s a cakewalk to the contracts you’re ratifying
The slightest of flickering lights would leave your scared ass panic hiding

Phasmophobia (1:58):
For someone that cleans after fires, I thought you would have spit some flames
Yet look at my thermometer, you’re colder than a ghost’s domain 
Your job’s not done yet because it seems your target’s not acquired
The only way you’d pull a win financially’s with Market pliers

Powerwash Simulator (2:13):
That’s your best comeback? Makes sense it’s lackluster
Don’t update the game if that’s all you can muster
You got the roast wrong, and that’s the end of the case, so
For you to spit some heat we’ll toss you into our volcano

You’re Power-washed up, and your fight was pathetic
Your corpse has ragdolled, but that’s purely cosmetic
I’ve removed this stain and it’s somewhat poetic
That your motion is over, that’s the end of Kinetic

Phasmophobia Vs PowerWash Simulator | QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #3 (feat. VinnyO and MidgeCat)

ENNWAY! as The Slender Man
Vladimyr P. as SCP-173

The Slender Man:
I can’t believe they put a shmuck in the stone age to face this
My Arrival will be brutal if you think you can resist
Dressed with the slickest outfit- you’re just a game design gimmick
While I’m already primed and ready to rid 91 of inanimate mimics (HA)
The stakes are high, go find my pages; brace to die
Haters break in Slender’s Wake so go back to your place and cry
When I’m a bit further away then you can try hard to escape
But your status is as good as static cuz your bars are half-baked

SCP-173:
I thought I was the statue but that flow was dried out
But why bother trying to spit when you don't even have a mouth?
Fuck the D class, your rapping's worth an F, when I am generous
I roll with well made anomalies, your fanbase are degenerates!
I raise hairs on people's heads, because they know their neck is fucked
While you've got people raising voices thinking their machine's defunct!
You cause death upon sight? I guess your movie fits a little then
But I leave belittled kid's tales brittle, right down to their bitter end

The Slender Man:
Try that mouth line again, and since you're talking out your ass-
When I'm done with you there'll be a second time you've bit the grass
Spitting slendersick, so you could only win by proxy
And even as a statue, you lack stone-cold bars to rock beats
Teleport into your cell simply to leave this Peanut cracked
Although your lyrics are such trash it’s barely worth it to [REDACT]
Not even worth a Euclid class, photosensitive to bars
That make it clear that you’re forever stuck exactly where you are!

SCP-173:
You tried to snap back with wack raps, but flinched and broke your lines
So now I’m spitting with such illness; call me 049
Got the bars inside the chamber; you’re shooting blank like your face is
No matter what the case is you’ll be trapped in my containment
You’ll be seen cut in this cutscene no static screen could rattle me
Tried to battle me but it’s so obscene that you’re a Grosse Mann grooming pre-teens
You’re poorly proportionate with the purpose left unknown
For your childish games, so BEN’s not the only thing you’ve blown.

Written and Mixed by Vlad and ENNWAY!
Beat Produced by Dansonn
Cover Art Made by Vlad

The Slender Man vs SCP-173. Sinister Rap Battles

VOTE FOR THE WINNER: https://strawpoll.com/polls/7rnzm6JVEyO
POLL WILL END ON JANUARY 25TH AT 2:00 PM EST

Welcome to the fourth battle of the rap battle all-star tourney! For a reminder since it's been a while, this is a voted tournament of characters that tend to be known as overused in rap battles.

The writing and other creation for this series is public, so if you want to help make these, join the Discord server here: 
https://discord.gg/sE4gQGC8tN


LYRICS:

Mario:
Let’s a go! You’re slower than turtles I know so I’ll start
I’m turning this tourney into Super Mario All Stars
Steven After Not Surviving’s very used to bawling
And you may know how to dunk, but Mario’s fuckin ballin!
From the NES(S) is where I come, well I guess so do you
Since MatPat milked you for cash when he had nothing else to do
Tried to fight me for real, but only got added as clothes
Based on your fanfics, though, I know you love to “Smash Bros”

Sans:
Kid, you got no chance if you can’t take Steve
I’ll keep a Brooklyn battle kosher, cause I can stack beef
More repetitive in battles than modern platformers you muck up
You’re gonna have a bad time cause it’s time to shut the fuck up!
I’ll Gaster blast a fat bastard
Won’t need to smack Asgore down to take the crown
Cause when it comes to Peaches, nobody came faster
So she left you dry and you got Snowdin at bone town

Mario:
You got power? I can live forever with one shell
While a sneeze in your direction and you’re right off to hell
But once in meme heaven for years you were thriving
Till Fox made a sequel you’re barely alive in
He retconned your whole world and left you a loner
Used to jump through timelines but then forgot about a goat boner
Speaking of, you’re so Bone Dry and out of spit to rebut
But unlike most that I stomp, you won’t be getting up

Sans:
Popularity ever rising, never bonely at a shindig
While your next attempt at stardom is Mario + Minions
When coming up with this tourney, Chao’s first spot was mine
I’ve become more relevant than you in a sixth of time!
No-one wants your water levels, how could you be flowing?
But my bro made lotsa spaghetti for you to cope with!
Bow down to my flames cause I’m Bowser on a diss track
Like Grillby I spat fire, and cooked you to a CrisP ratt


CREDITS:

Written by: Chao, Shimario, CreeperPasta, and GnomeYT

Mancha as Sans
Chao as Mario

Beat by Kustom

Thumbnail by ME BITCH

Mixed by ENNWAY

Mario vs Sans - Rap Battle All-Star Tournament Round 1

Guh!

STARRING 
Azia as Maka Albarn 
TheBabyBeef as Calliope Mori 

Written by
ForgottenSon 

Beat by
Trunxks 

Mixed by:
Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Thumbnail by:
Box


Maka:  
Well, would you look at this? seems I got a new assignment
beat you in the art of rhyme and take your soul into confinement.
Are you sure you’re not a Kishin with the souls you’ve been reaping?
Nevertheless let's begin, start the End Of A Life then!  
You can ask my partner, Soul, my flow is sharper than a scythe 
So if you wanna piece of me, I’ll give it to you by the slice! (Yeah)
Think you're all that? Well, Miss, I got a newsflash for ya
You’re the favorite Vtuber of folks who’ve never heard of Gura!
Like your tracking, I am going through the motions.
Exposing all my opponents to the moment they're demoted 
to having their souls stolen. So start hoping for atonement 
Or I'll leave you, Calliope, like your Japanese - broken! (ooh)
The Shinigami’s apprentice? I find that quite silly, and frankly
I’ve seen scarier Grim Reapers out of Billy and Mandy.
And, correct me, cuz I’ve been somewhat skeptic
Is the reason for your sub-count thanks to the Pandemic?

Calliope:
Guh! What’s up, chat? It’s ya Boy, Calliope!!
And today there’s a little girl tryna pick a fight with me
I'll show y'all once again that streams like this aren't for children
Lemme take this beat here, the Reaper's going back to killing!
You really tried and clearly strived but keep in mind you realize
that, it’s because of you, Maka, that your own partner nearly died
So hear these rhymes inside your coffin, I guess it's safe to say
this ain’t gonna end well…kinda like your anime 
No matter what I undertake, the crowd will watch without a doubt
While they only watched you til FMA: Brotherhood came out 
And when your prequel was released to bring you back to the top
it left all your fans saying “This is Soul Eater…NOT!” (GUH!)
You say you’re a fire spitter? Maka, I would beg to differ.
Wanna fight? Then my scythe will swipe right like it was Tinder!
​​So stubborn to your friends and hit them with books you cause harm
I could just call you a tsundere… Baka Albarn!

Maka:
Did you think that would beat me? Your head’s screwed like Dr. Stein's.
That whole show was see-through, no wonder you're from Holo-live.
and stop those lies, a tsundere? Like how you act is any less 
Don't try and hide the fact you want Takanashi's chicken legs (Ha Ha!)
I’ve looked at your backstory and it repeats in your disses
Cuz you’ll change careers again when you’re lacking in sickness. 
Yes, we're both scythe wielders but I don't need one to slay this
looks like this reaper's been put on an indefinite hiatus

Calliope:
You talk on backstories when yours is fucking petty
Became a Meister because her parents marriage wasn't steady 
And when your father tries to do his best deeds 
He must be a fan of mine, since you see him as a Dead Beat!
As far as soul collecting goes, you almost had your task done
You got 99, no problem, but a witch gave one
Like I said before, Maka, my streams ain't for kids.
So cry to your mom if you can find out where she is. (Peace!)


Next Time: Front and Center (Ft. BDGR)

Maka Albarn vs Calliope Mori - Rap Battles of the Forgotten!

Welcome back everyone to the New Year! To kick off this (hopefully) busy year of GRB, we bring you Professor Oak vs John Madden, the Super Bowl special! This was written back in 2020 so not only is it written in a fairly old style, it was also written before the death of Madden. We mean no disrespect to him even though there is quite a lot of insults thrown his way. I hope you all enjoy!

CAST:
Swizkii as John Madden
Zawesome as Professor Oak

LYRICS:
JOHN MADDEN:
Alright, break, line up, we’ve only got four quarters
To take down an old man, too scared to be a real explorer
You’ve got a lot to learn before you step to the pros
It’s as much in the heart as it is the X’s and O’s
So here’s a guy who’s studied pocket freaks all his life
Who sends a kid away so he can bang a widowed wife
Your best invention’s an index and you still miss some info
Like don’t stick your head out a moving car window
I’ve thought of thousands of plays and plans for each game
You’ve learned 150 critters, but not your grandson’s name
Now it’s the end of my verse, let me give you the rundown
I’ve scored first on your ass, an opening drive touchdown

PROFESSOR OAK:
Hello there, welcome to the world of battle rap
I’m Professor Oak, fly enough to dish out wing attacks
When I rhyme, you decide between getting flamed, drowned, or vine whipped
You only touchdown when you drop your bag of chips
Oh, that’s new, my Pokédex just tracked an intrusion
An overweight, lazy, bastard; a Snorlax evolution
You’ll feel the Wrath when you’re spinning like a Poliwhirl
With those boobs I can’t tell if you’re a boy or you’re a girl

JOHN MADDEN:
I’ve got the cutting edge to chop Oak down to size
You can’t win a rap battle if you don’t flow on the mic
I’ll knock you on your ass like WHAM! BANG! BOOM!
I’m rocking more bootlegs than you got in kids’ bedrooms
Your studies get put to shame when a child claimed your fame
So get your head out of your ass and get your head in the game

PROFESSOR OAK:
Hey You, Drinkachu, you’re about to get zapped
When I pic my opponent, me and my Pokémon Snap
I already said I’m fly so you must have had enough of me
If not, I’ll be flipping this square like it’s Puzzle League
For a color commentator, you seem pretty pale
And when EA's in the game, that's an automatic fail
Now your fame was Raided before you knew what was happening
Even got kicked off the box art, it must be Madden-ing
I roll like a Voltorb; sparking tracks with my rhymes
You’ve been Super Bowled over, the box score never lies

Cover Art by Commander Jacob
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Professor Oak vs John Madden | GridLine Rap Battles Season 3

Written by: CreeperPasta 
Beat produced by: Rajaste
Mixed by: CreeperPasta
Thumbnail by: LimJJ
Flowtest by: Theme Park Avenue
Mr Pickles: Dr.Dee
Binky: Kamren
Presentator: Quizzique 
Arthur: CreeperPasta
Arthur's Dad: JustGamer
Francine: CreeperPasta
Muffy: DerpiesGamingBlast


Presentator: 
You Gotta Be Kidding Me: A game for kids and grown ups. What's the problem, Arthur?

Arthur: 
Binky is still fucking my mother, and ever since he came to my house, DW has been missing. What should I do?

Arthur's Dad: 
Here's a tip, Arthur. Get me out of here.

Francine: 
It's ok, Binky is fucking my mother too. You'll get used to it.

Muffy: 
You should mind your business. You'll live longer that way.

Binky: 
Nobody said you couldn't join us, Arthur.

Mr Pickles: 
I know exactly how to deal with your mother, Arthur.

First made her giggle no tickle (uh)
Then made her tickle my pickle (uh)
Killing them all like a sicko (uh)
Make holes in your mind with no prickles (uh)
Do you wanna fight? You're bark and no bite
Don't fuck around with Mr Pickles (uh)
If these bitches bite, oh yes, these bitches bite
Like Tommy, I react with giggles, uh
I'm a different beast from a different breed. I love the taste of minced meat (ruff!)
You're P-BS for an ARG, and as shitpost, you just piss me off
At least I'm loyal to my human. You see your friends as your enemies
You need discipline, so serve me or I serve you to my pet Steve.

Binky:
I took a bath with Arthur's mom, but you're the one who's washed up
Lesser Lassie's trapped in a well. Let's see you get out with more trash talk.
A beast, a threat? To whom, may I ask? It's time you face the facts
You died soulless, and Sheriff replaced you in time as Grandpa gave you the ax 
No more secrets, Mr Pickles. You don't scare me in the least
You may lay down deep on your lair, but you can't hide from this beast
I solve problems. I help people. I seek to achieve perfection
You're a vermin, son of a witch. I hope you like vivisections

Mr Pickles:
Trash talk? I speak the language that makes my bidding get done
From now on, anyone who repeats your verses is speaking in a dead tongue 
So don't threaten me with a good time. Now it's time to say goodbye 
As I rip your limbs, break your ribs and I eat your flesh under the moonlight 

Binky:
Try that on me, your balls come off. Keep this horny beast locked up.
Animals, corpses, your verses, your series. All of those things, you fucked up.
Another problem solved, you knew how this ended deep down.
But cheer up, Mr Pickles. Your corpse will look nice in my treehouse.

Mr Pickles vs Binky (You Gotta Be Kidding Me) - Rap Assault

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