Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of mysterious entities that just stare at you: Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv vs Hell Valley Sky Trees. Enjoy!

Commander Jacob as Mereana

Rabi as purple Tree
GamingPlush64 as green Tree
Fightmarker as blue Tree

Written by Commander Jacob
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Beat produced by Dumbchild

Thanks for watching
-ComJac

Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv vs Hell Valley Sky Trees | Half-Ass Rap Battles

Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members against well...anything. Today's RBW Encore battle sees two absolute legends, G.O.A.Ts, quirked up white people goated with the sauce rap battle. We have the FRB BOTY winner, Money Heist going up against the movie of the century, Morbius.

Money Heist: CreeperPasta
Morbius (the Movie): SimplyRazzy
Written (unfortunately) by JustGamer
Mixed and Mastered by Serena (she is now in therapy)
Beat Arranged by Serena (see above)
Special Thanks to Shimario and AdamDRB
Beat: Anywaywell

Money Heist:
Money Heist! Money Heist! I’m stealing this win like a Money Heist!
For the viewers who can’t decide, I’ll show how hard I go when I spit a rhyme
Cause I’m so fly, I managed to single handedly win in B-O-T-Y
Michael’s a literal vampire yo, how could I even suck as much as this guy?
I thought Leto was creepy but the memes you’re receiving make me question what’s wrong with meme culture
But now I’ll shit on you worse than your post credit scenes did to the character of Vulture
Makes sense you had to suck the life out of everything you know as your fatal curse
My guy, you’re such a joke that they actually dropped your movie on April First
I hip hop, that’s a Bunny Heist, my lines? That’s a Funny heist!
So sweet, that’s a Honey Heist, the Egyptians? That’s a Mummy Heist!
Even with the memes aside, it’s clear that my show is better
This fool just got schooled, you can call me The Professor!

Morbius:
You wouldn’t like me when I’m hungry, so now I’ll eat up this track
Cause I…am…spitting…Venom with my raps
Though I wasn’t aware this is a competition of forcing rhymes
But let me show you how it’s done…it’s Morbin time.   
It’s Michael Morbius wiping the floor with you like #MorbiusSweep
Your show’s so boring I was snoring throughout every scene
I’m being supported with review scores in the hundreds on IMDB
But I’m unsure of who could be adoring you, sheesh
You wish you could compare to me in this battle of icons
But BOTM says that you could only land by bronze
Your time’s gone, I’ve just had enough of your rhetoric
This battle was a mismatch, just like Keyblade and Benedict

Money Heist Vs Morbius - FRB vs Anything

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Mint as Chara Dreemurr
VinnyO as Jeff the Killer

Produced by Kirk
Written, mixed, and thumbnail made by Mint

Chara:

It's not like I'm not used to empty slates
But I've already seen that smile on a flower's face.
Yes, I'm already acquainted with hatred, Jeff.
So please don't state what your name is, Jeff.
I show up on a timeline and I make it iller.
Only timelines you're haunting are Gacha Life and maybe Twitter.
Hey, but with your fame and glory I've seen a worse life
But then your fans saw your pasta for the first time!
I'd invite you to join the monsters I've dusted
But I trust that your skill with parties is maladjusted…
So I'll simply take up my knife and put cuts in
this unwanted joke of the web, cave his guts in
And I can't tell what he's going for with his abhorred poor story
Is he trying to make it gory? Or is he trying to bore me?
Because I've just about had it. Before you ever speak
You better leave an X on both your eyes like it's a credits scene =)

Jeff:

You think you've got me figured out? Look in my damn eyes.
I don't think anyone with those rosy cheeks could get it
And with how Toby started milking your franchise
Why don't your fanbase GO TO SLEEP ALREADY?!
It feels like every other year we get another one of you
Yeah, give me one more fucking mindless clone of Mother 2
Why don't you quit meddling with timelines and RESET your bars see
I've felt harsher fires start at fucking birthday parties
Quite a shame you decided to wipe your Genocide but hey
Seeing how your mug ended up like, I think I like my face
Overshadowed by literally everyone else in your game
So of course you wanna talk about an empty slate
I've watched countless let's players gawking over your scene
But I don't need heartbeat sounds to make this fucking bore bleed
So you can try to run for it but you're not going free
You're saying nobody came, I'll make sure noone leaves

[TEMP UPLOAD] Chara Dreemurr vs Jeff the Killer. BONUS BATTLE!

Spidey Fam as Dimentio
Mint as Green Mage

Beat prod. by Surce
Extra production by Mint
Written, mixed, thumbnail made by Mint

Dimentio:
I know you’re a fan of the arts, son
But you’ve just picked a fight with the Dark One
I'm gaming's token demented jester
But step up, you’re known for accepting death
(Hahahaha!) I’ve never seen a sulker this slow
Oh I love theatrics, but don’t put on a show
Because I’m going to have the most wonderful time
As I keep on cooking up the ultimate flow!
While you were off LARPing and going insane
I’ve got a large posse and it’s growing today
’Cause when my shots fire, I’ll control and delete
This troll and he’ll be released from his coil and be free
Because I think that I’d rather leave you floored than Floro’d
No real niche, so I’ll sweep you thoroughly
And if you believe you’re not mental to mention me
You can drink of Dimentio’s Dimension D!

Green:
I’m almost at a loss for words on this blasphemer
Claiming that he’s hot shit like the highest planner
But the blueprints for your last scheme are
Lookin’ like a half-ass straight from the Tribe of Banter!
When I go and say that I'm striking new ground
I mean I'm striking new ground with lightning, frighteningly loud
And when my song hits there's no piping me down
Yeah while I'm lighting up crowds, people are wishing the first fight had you down!
So you can try to ward off this warlock
But this puppet master’s force stopped by a road block
‘Cause a flat plumber roped off all his poor cons
Add this to the growing list of all of the Ls that this bro’s copped
Go and beg the Count to clean up that crime scene
You try to pull on the strings but can't hatch a rhyme scheme
…Maybe it’s my eye, but I think that I’d see
If you even tried to get in my psyche
Those raps that you lash are so laughably sad
That you're fit to wear that comedy and tragedy mask
To put this asshat on blast I won’t need to grip any weapons
Just a pair of scissors to teach you a lesson

Dimentio:
Well, wasn’t that cute! I should get Steam achievements-
‘Cause you were simply put dishing no hits, Green, I see that
And let me raise a point that’s maybe apt to cause distress:
Against a playwright, maybe write some lines with any actual effect!
(ay!) The entertainer with the harshest prose
Dimensions rise and pass when I spark a flow
Plant this seed in your fragile mind, hark and know
That in this track I’m the pure heart and soul!
Right now Green is green with envy at my grandiose
But he’s in the shadow of my fantastical act and that fact he knows
So leave this feud now or even with the slightest of blunders
At least you won’t be the first man in green I’ve sent under

Green:
Aaaand that’s all that he had
Surprised I endured that without going fuckin’ mad!
A toss up with Red’s arm couldn’t slay your whole shtick
Harder than when Nintendo became a Gold Pig
But the quality now that this loser's done
Shot from Midnight Town at light speed into the sun!
'Fore I head off, I'll give a little send-off, and ruthless:
You’re forever disappointing, that’s an Absolute Truth bitch

Green Mage vs Dimentio. R∆P BATTLE!

Lyrics lol

graggle art by le groose 

Graggle 
Don’t rap with the fuckin’ Graggle, he’s tuff 
Got a Pac-man noggin but you’re wack as fuck 
I’m classic, a lovable, fan favorite 
This hag is another Maggie who sucks!
(Damn)
Mmm Should I tell her my intentions?
gonna piss up on to your gravestone till it’s yellow like a simpson 
Congratulations, you deserve that statue, lady, I thank you 
Paving the way the first gender neutral and public bathroom,  
Achoo, your face looks mid-sneeze: “i'm allergic to poverty” 
Snatching children’s milk cuz you’re still bitter about Dorathy
Externally horribly ugly, internal misogyny    
Let’s see this coffin dodger tax intellectual property 
I’m dropping these bombs on you like the republican irish 
I got fire that’ll brighton ya’, and my strikes will not be minor 
In the 70s you split the whole of england with a vote  
You were Santa Claus but if he bricked up homes then and got rid of coal 
Half the people think you were some kindred soul that brings them hope
The other half had wished you croaked. Different strokes for different folk

Thatcher vs Graggle! RAP BATTLE

Welcome to the eleventh installment of “Quick Diss”! We have two politicians, fuck, I mean, two Super-Man children going at it! it's the titty milk enthusiast himself, Homelander! Pitted against, our favorite asshole, didn't hear that from me tho, Hancock!

Lyrics:
Hancock (Drunk):
Eugh…
Okay, let me get this straight, Maaeve, was some Queen who slayed
Engaaged, and not even straight, yet you stayed tryna keep her? Wait.
He's a Home-wrecker! Get it, make your hands-off, best turn back.
Just cus she got her licks in, John put his head up her ass.

Homelander:
Don't mean to burst your bottle drunky, but stop all this pompous talk!
There's no need to curse or coddle buddy! This is sponsored by Vought!
And after all! We're a family friendly conglomerate.
I give props to pedestrians! But as a hero, not on my list.
I wonder, hm, oh yeah, because you went off the rails.
Destroyed A-Train instead of pointing ways into ONE of your fails!
Like geez… to be blunt, I freaking scoffed at your tales!
Handjob Hancocks not a mascot, I mean, what does he sell? (Chuckles)

Hancock:
Yo bro, I'm used to stretching asses to their outer limits
But this asshole stretched his verse to pout and blemish
My career, and it's loud and clear that I am not the best in
The world, but you were, until your own Home-crowd started testing
This bitch made in test labs, and yup, he's formulaic 
I don't need X-Ray vision to see through your poor evasion
Of character assassination, I will assassinate ya.
I made a mark on the moon, yet you'd mark mine if asked of ain't ya?
You're a puppet, pussy, got my hands up Vought's pocket pussy
You wanna talk collaterals? Guess we should pop a lookie!
You killed innocent passengers cus they'd be honest? Goody!
Fumbled the bag, yet you need an airbag to cop out, should he?
You're on life support Homie-lander, not the biggest asset
It takes more than Compound V to simply get this bastard
If he throws fists with Angels his, or beyond his size
This a verbal exchange, don't bring verb chemicals or you die.

Homelander:
Egh, Ashley, what the fuck? This asshole agreed to lose?!
God, you're such a-… but first I'll deal with you.
He fucking kneels to booze, but keep on talking that shit then.
Thinking you can beat me fool? You lost to alcoholism.
Got dropped, now that's your bar? But all those lies, unproved bro.
Yet, you got thrown behind bars for not keeping your cool tho
Don't know Spanish, but I saw what you did to his Culo!
Is that your fetish? HE HAS AMNESIA! So what would you know?

Hancock:
Call me an asshole, one more time hoe, haven't seen a bigger rip-off
A Super-man-child, when killings how he gets his kicks off
Like Jesus! You're sick dawg. No wonder your rape-kid walked
With a Butcher, cus flying with this pig would get him minced up!

Homelander:
Mention my son again and I'll tear apart your cuck-dad friend
Run through the wife he stole from you cause your drunk-ass was on the bench
But not before I squeeze the soul out of their dumb ass kid
IN FRONT OF THEM, abandoned by everyone that you love in this;
Weak ass world, I'm God and you're another bum that I'm done with, eh!
I'll cause the second accident that lands you in the hospice bitch!
I win, I win, you went and maimed some whale for a CLIP?!
HOMELANDER DOES WHAT HE WANTS, I'll take YOUR crazed whale for a spin.
*Crowd Boos* Ahhh, shit…

-CAST-
Hancock: Shadow Zel
Homelander: Grey Julius
Crowd: jort, MetaMachine, Trakked, and CannibalWorms

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: JaCoN
Written by: JaCoN
Beat: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1NqiZagh-59ovZLLCmMRJkSRU4VrDJDcM/view?usp=drivesdk
Beat Produced by: FLOCKABOI
Mixed by: JaCoN (my first time ever :))

Hancock vs Homelander - (Quick Diss) #11

Special Inquisitor Rayyan as Stampy

RaccoonBro as Garfield

Written by Quizzique
Additional Writing Help: Ethan, Rayyan

Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Beat produced by J BRING BEATS

Thumbnail Art by GnomeYT

Thumbnail by Quizzique

Lyrics:
Stampy
Hello, this is Stampy, and welcome to a let’s play vid
Today we’re against the scrap pages of Jim Davis
Your schtick is being lazy? That’s mundane
Not feeling up to battling? Must be a case of Mondays!

Your owner’s Jon, but your plot points Aren’t-Buckled
Seems your continuity has Garfield Kart-trouble
Since 2012, I’ve been on that Minecraft star hustle
Born in ‘76, yet you’ve fallen out into a Paws struggle

From Murray to Pratt, you’ve an array of casts
But with your production rights, away they’ve been passed
Sony, Fox and Paramount? You’re the bastard of newspapers
Jim’s flare amounts to having mastered reduced labor

You’re the comic Guinness backs? I must need a break
Eat you in minutes on this track like you were a piece of cake
There are limits that I lack, fighting googlies I attack
Sic my dogs onto your back, since I know they make you quake

Garfield

Yawn About time you wrapped up your verse
Ehh, I’ve heard worse, although I thought you didn’t curse?
Try to keep viewers immersed, but all your content is rehearsed
Wanna leave a mark on YouTube? Try to Hit the Target first

You run a Not-So-Lovely World with all the helpers you’ve locked out
Filled with even more crap than your dog house
Speaking of dogs, you’ve got too many to handle
Left some more dead than a Minecrafter’s channel

You used to be a hit, anyone can attest
Then you took a harder hit than you did with Wonder Quest
Get me a coffee so I can leave this kid maimed
You’ve got me going Ballistic: call that a Squid Game

Now I’m taking names like we’re in the Love Garden
Lost memories are the only thing that heart’s guardin’
I’ve got one last thing that I need to tell you, dude
I bet Lee only left so he could hand the L to you

Stampy
Don’t you dare threaten my dogs, or else when the dust settles
You’ll be in the ground like you were some love love petals!
Barnaby’s my best friend, he fills me with such joy
Jon’s dog loves you, seems he’s just an Odie to Destroy

Garfield
Jeez, that writing was even worse than your book’s, chum
You’re looking Fidgety ‘cause that’s where you took your looks from
Your comedy’s more childish than all of Minecraft’s players
I like my comics like I like my lasagna: with layers!

Stampylongnose Vs Garfield | QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #2 (feat. Special Inquisitor Rayyan & RaccoonBro)

Alen as Marx
Cole as Spamton
Written by: Alen & Cole
Beat by: Anywaywell
Thumbnail by: Cole
Mixed by: The Annihilator

(0:01)
FAC Rap Battles.
Marx.
Versus.
Spamton.
Begin :)

Marx (0:11):
Hey, hey, hey! Now, let's get the ball rolling quick; 
The sun and moon are fighting― I can't handle it 
So let's cut a deal: with power in our stars' grace, 
I'll return your dying fame throughout this very cosmic space 
This con wants a rap fight? Dumpster dive into your trash life 
All your friends up and left after success in your landline 
Pleading to that scrap device won't disallow this sad demise 
I'll blizzard up the mic to make a second time you're trapped in ice 
You're actual trash, a virgin version of Swatch 
The epitome of a fraud; your fit's ripped off 
This maniac speaks in tongues, somebody kill him off 
Or shut his jaw! Your buried stardom wallows in your pathetic shop 
And after that pink puffball, you'll be the second star I pop 
This failed businessman was Cyber City's biggest mistake 
My blades are sharper than any deal you'd ever make 
Left Queen's needs, so you had to hang the phone fast 
Couldn't make Green Greens, so your mind fucking crashed

Spamton (0:56):
A new [Clown Around Town]? Well, check out this cheap [STEAL]
An ass beating [Half Off]? Now that's a [GREAT DEAL]
Though a warning to the [buyer] 'fore you try to interact:
This jester really plays [dirty], AND I LIVE IN THE TRASH!
Out [Shooting Through The Stars] just to pray to a CLOCK?
There's no wish from Nova that will make you into a [BIG SHOT]!
And this back-stabbing [slime] could never match what I earn
With the [acid lake] flows, and the [HELP ME! IT BURNS!]
(HOCHI MAMA!) You'll get bodied, in battles I [Last Longer]!
(KNOW YOU WANT IT!) Then I'll pawn your fruity hat for [Any Offer]!
Are those slush ball drops the only [chill] you can bring?!
I pack {SNOWGRAVE} raps when you slip into [my ring]!!! (Ha Ha!)
Go hock your shtick elsewhere [KID], I'm just not interested-
-In the sob story of this sad [LITTLE WORM] of a menace
So I'll keep [raking in the dough], and [outselling] all my foes
'Cause I let [Victory Ring] and then I [Picked Up The Phone] !!!


Marx Soul (1:40):
Incohesive nonsense, I'm tired of this spambot's calls
If Gaster saw the way you talk, even he would be appalled
And you're stuck two decades back, that's a past you'll never attain
When I blast this "Big Shot" with a laser through the fucking brain
Don't tread upon me, I'm a beast who doesn't rest upon
Obsolete trash heaps, your NEO form's a bootleg Mettaton
Believe me, the wish I'd settle on if Nova gave me a second offer:
Cut the strings from this puppet and witness your untimely slaughter
A singular black hole would make sure your body's never found
You'd already be forgotten by the time Chapter 3 rolls around
You'd still be stuck in an alleyway without Kris' LoadedDisk
I'll unleash my Star Rod and make sure you get a load of this

Spamton NEO (2:14):
You call that bod a [[soul]]? Musta grabbed it on clearance
Split that wack mug [in half], you'd [improve] your appearance 
Tried to stomp on a puffball, but he thrashed this [CREEP]
So this [sponge] soaked up scrap and turned into a [DAMN FREAK]
Both want to be [BIG] with power, but the [Key] difference
Is you [choked] and straight wasted all your [Milky Way Wishes]
All the [angels] laugh at this [fool] Causing Commotion
As no amount of my [POTION S.] could save you from that explosion
I’ll [NEVER REST] until my goal of stardom is [Complete.]
While you [switch up] your whole plot when offered a [ Bite to Eat ]
I'll remain the best rapper outta [[1997]]
As you stay in your arena and I gaze into [H E A V E N]

Marx vs. Spamton. Rap Battle #7

Welcome to another Shimario Rap Battle: Side B! This is a side series where I make battles with more simplistic visuals so that they're easier to take in, as well as easier to get out. Today we have a battle between 2 food loving bears! We have Winnie the Pooh, everyone's favorite bear from the Hundred Acre Woods, and Snorlax, the large, sleepy, roadblocking 'mon from Pokémon! Comment down below who you think won the battle, and feel free to leave suggestions for future battles as well!

HEADS UP! This battle was made as a part of something called the 100 hour challenge, a challenge where you and a team of other rap battle creators made a battle in 100 hours. As a result, this battle may feel a bit different from my other work, both because of the limited amount of time we had to polish it, and the multiple people behind the writing instead of just myself. I hope you enjoy it regardless!

Littleflecks as Winnie the Pooh
https://www.youtube.com/LittleSecks

Shimario as Snorlax
(You're already here dummy!)

Big thank you to all of my fellow teammates who helped out with this project:
Littleflecks: https://www.youtube.com/LittleSecks
Psytube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-oa... 
Citricity: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGIa...
Acexperts: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgKU... 

Written by: Shimario, Psytube, Citricity, Littleflecks, and Acexperts
Beat Produced by: Dansonn
Beat Arranged by: Shimario
Mixed by Serena
Cover art by Shimario
Special Thanks to L1burn

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XWv5haJCOBVfm75RW_XIzlhfbmP-EDNvmX_4U1sg6rY/edit?usp=sharing 

Thanks for listening, and see you next time!

Winnie the Pooh vs Snorlax - Rap Battle! (Side B)

For this battle, two “comedic” anti-heroes battle it out to see who’ll have the last laugh.

The video is on the way!

Ish Hernandez as Negan
Iris as Arthur Fleck
Beat produced by Anywaywell
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by Special Inquistior Rayyan
Written by Jacobrl99 & Special Inquistor Rayyan
Additional Help by WAN, Awesome Ayden, Birdjormangundr, and thisizaraisu

Negan:
Here’s Negan! The mad batter’s steppin’ up to swing  
Mastering this ringmaster, I’ll burn ‘em (Barnum) well. Ding-ding!
When loons kneel to a bat, it’s Arkham Asylum with these bars
But once Lucille marks ‘em, oh, he’s gonna know where he got his scars
You seem startled Arthur, Welcome to pee-pee pants city!
I’ll hurt a delusional goon who drools over illusional titties
Shit, he’s walking (Joaquin) Dead, Fleck is lookin’ like the denizens who eat flesh
He was beat fresh by some mean pests on the Subway; a laughing reject who had some regrets when walked away leaving three dead
Your mom alleged Tom was your father, so you tracked Gotham’s cents
Then got turned down in close quarters; Penny’s worth lacks “Common Sense”
And since we’re talkin’ cents, your death will not ever make more than your life
But, on the bright side, you’re finally recognized for walking off the line

Arthur Fleck:
A Phoenix eclipses AMC’s wreckage, breathin’ life back into this track
Beatin’ a DLC heathen in Tekken who can’t even Kombat a path to Smash
‘Speakin of Negan’s smashin’, branding me as a ringmaster is flawed 
He wedlocks the wives of his backers; the worst wedding crasher since Vaughn!
I'm used to beatdowns, your verse didn't phase me
They call me the clown but you love getting crazy
With women in bed, bringing Lucille despair
You would only ever hit a homerun with affairs
You savour the power of leading the Saviors
I'm infamous for taking down higher ups
No vengeance could pardon your brutal behavior 
I'll do you like Murray, leave you fired up
As Kirkman’s worthless spin-offs are herded, Rob’s zombies seem to have no fucking end
What do you call a lifeless show that's still afoot? The Walking Dead! 
I conquered Oscars with an iron fist, the only thing you ironed is Mark’s face
So fight walkers all you wish but you couldn't wash away the bloodied stain of your past mistakes

Negan:
I confronted my past while paving the path for a safer haven; a fortunate future
But even with a fuckin’ mask, you can’t hide your horseshit humor
Warn a brother, Arthur! A monster’s ink can’t be prepped for 
Randall bared his colors and you sent little Gary to the scare floor!
So, share your pistol with hospital kids, you’ve got no hospitality 
The Saviors won’t humor a clown who's already lost his sanity
Joker’s win wasn’t in the cards, he got shuffled by a late show host
The crowd's silence left scars, and now his pills are the killing joke!

Arthur Fleck:
Really, my jokes fall flat? Shitty satire downsized you to a prisoner
I’m the guy behind uprisings, while downfalls are your signature
I suppressed Gotham’s tyrants, you barely silenced the Whisperers
So, I’ll incite some violence as I orchestrate your “Last Day on Earth”! 
You embraced calculated risk by taking Alpha away from Beta
Then Maggie’s reanimation placed Rhee-taliation on your radar
Now, a faker Savior needs saving, but it’s looking like class is out
A clown just benched this gym teacher in battle, so, Who’s Laughing Now?

Arthur Fleck Vs Negan - Citric Rap Battle!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUSTGAMER! My dear friend JustGamer is turning 12 today so I decided to make this weird bullshit in like 2 hours to celebrate!

Beat by Soulker

Sandwich:
The sandwich is back, bitch, burning tracks with my rappin
I pack bread and this boutta be a stomp, call me Galactus
I’m not a strip of cheese so don’t cross me
You ain’t peanut butter, bro you can’t top me
You can call me an oven because I got heat
So make like your chef, suck on my ball meat
You were an olive branch to resolve a frantic brawl but got your ass beaten and squeezed 
Call you the U-pie-ted Nations, with how you fucking suck at keeping a piece
Your ass is temporary, I got more green than Larry
Yo mom’s a virgin so I got on top and popped her cherry

Pie:
It’s easy as pie beating this guy with heat on the mic that you can’t diss
Call me Anakin Piewalker, I don’t like sand…wich 
Thought I was pie but your mindset’s irrational
Your formula’s recipe for disaster, bro
If I wanted sand I’d head to Laguna
I’ve seen better “witches” from Konosuba
I’m layered, I’ll flame ya, you’re gayer, ask Gamer 
He ate ya, I’m gangster, like Psytube, I lift weights bruh
So call me the Pied Piper, attracted your girl and I might pipe her
Now call this a hot take but you and I aren’t equal writers

Sandwich:
You’re calling me gay, bro, you’re literally a fruit pie 
You’re a stupid worthless piece of shit, I’m glad you died
There’s too many cooks in the kitchen, too many sandwiches? Nah man you trippin
I’m appearing just to celebrate special occasions
Your death is one bitch so let’s get it 

Pie:
You know my raps fly
Strapped up with ammo, I’m a mag pie
I can’t die
I always come back like I’m William Afton I got the FNAF rhymes
Now pie’s charting, I’m a hustler, I make it rain, feel the burnin pain
Now before I go I got one last thing to say…

Green Mage vs Dimentio. R∆P BATTLE!

R∆P BATTLE! w/ Mint

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