Okay I must have wrote a thousand letters 
I know I'm getting better. 
A dope rapper from mac, always a trend setter. 
I think I need a sweater, I'm cold like December. 
I'm getting old and who in the fucks going to remember 
Steve? Oh little old poor me. 
I'm up late every night until like four in the morning 
Through sun shiny days and horrible storming 
rainy weather poring I'm cutting and scoring 
beats while you suckers snore under sheets. 
I'm slacking on tweets and eating fiber and wheat. 
I'm taking a shit and at the same time a leak 
I'm covered in grease and aint got no time to sleep. 
Beep (alarm clock sound) My names HAUL, it's a pleasure to meet ya. 
I'll be your best friend and I'll never deceive ya. 
I roll doobies and smoke the best reefer 
I like boobies and good movies, the fine features. 

I dip da dip da day doo, 
I dip da day da doo 
I dip da dip da day doo, 
I dip da dippity doo. 

A feature film is what I ought to be and honestly 
I probably need some sort of frontal lobotomy 
to figure out what's wrong with me and all of my psychology. 
I need a heart shaped box for all apologies. 
But then again you'd be missing a big part of me. 
So pardon me as I pass up all your lotteries. 
If you've got ass and tits, you'll have a lot of me. 
Sorry, I can be an ass. I break pottery. 
But I do it with class, nobodies stopping me. 
I skipped a lot of class in school, nobody bothered me. 
Nope, But is it all wrong? 
If it never bothered me, it surely must have bothered my Mom? 
I'm stoned and smoking on bongs alone and choking on chron. 
Atone to write a new song. I groan as time passes on. 
I'm a procrastinator. Class clown, little bastard debater. 
I think I'll go to class now and I'll master theater. 

I dip da dip da day doo, 
I dip da day da doo 
I dip da dip da day doo, 
I dip da dippity doo. 

And for the third verse I'll use a bunch of curse words 
of bees and birds and turtle dicks and fucking moose turd's. 
And pussy's and roosters. Man, I got a surge of plans 
I'm handing out from my wasteland cranial glands. 
I hope the radio pans or its pipe in the land. 
Understand, I'm trying to eat and need money in hand 
to travel the land. My monkey in sand. 
Get funky and jam. Get turnt up and play it again. 
I'll say it again, friends and pretends, the names HAUL. 
The sickest guy walking with a dick and two balls. 
Fuck a text, I'm a call one of my buddies or my Ma. 
You can have your Snapchat back, Twitter and all. 
I am a slacker at heart who's never really tried hard 
on earth at nothing at all, except the art on my wall. 
But when I fall down flat I seem to find a way up 
and shave the ball sack hair on the back of my nuts, yup 

I dip da dip da day doo, 
I dip da day da doo 
I dip da dip da day doo, 
I dip da dippity doo. 

I did a third, might as well do a fourth one too. 
So hurry up and fuckin' pass me the glue. 
I'm not as classy as you, I'm a bastard abused. 
an addict with bad habits of dancing under the Moon. 
I attract all the goons and all the floosy old poon. 
Maybe I ought to change soon or end up in a cocoon. 
Fuck it I'll pop some balloons and kill a shark with a spoon. 
My lifes and funny cartoon. I wake up after High Noon 
in a lagoon with a platoon of raccoons biting my prunes, 
in the middle of June fucking stuck and marooned. 
Sure is inopportune throwing these rocks and harpoons 
at all these rodent buffoon's stuck here in Wonderland too. 
I need a commune to kick back not a fucking saloon. 
Drink goose and spoon with the first swamp donkey that moves. 
But it's so minuscule, just a tiny picayune 
My life's an awesome lampoon, this is my signature tune. 
Ewww.

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Dippity Doo

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I've had some filthy bad habits.
This mad hatters way of life is so tragic.
A mental magic is tearing at the fabrics
of the madness I've created and thus fashioned.
Smooth rush and a back spin.
Now, I'm blasting through the stratosphere I'm trapped in.
Coming down, now I'm back in.
And they can call it what they want, it’s the law of attraction.
That's just my fashion, to beat myself up.
Drag myself through the gutter, just a whelp in the muck.
The wounds are deep in the cut, bleeding and seeping in mud.
Breathing and wheezing out dust. Seek love but only find lust.
Some of this shit is so disgusting.  There's no discussing
 the repercussions of the world that I'm stuck in.
I feel there's something to gain, but there's nothing,
when you're sloughing in and out huffing and puffing.
 
Jump down the rabbit hole, it don't matter.
 That's just how it goes. The Mad Hatter.
Live in a rabbit hole, it don't matter.
Thats just how it goes for The Mad Hatter.

I'm living under dirt and hay,
Stuck in the earth and clay on a spec of dust in the Milky Way.
And I'm a be the first to say, I've made the worst mistakes
With haste as the planet shakes and the Earth decays.
I speak today from beneath the grave.
Stay with the cooky knaves and lay in caves with the spooky slaves.
I'm in a moody haze, it’s kind of a groovy place.
I'm fine with this broody phase in my ways. Stay away.
I'm smashing cups and plates at all of my dinner dates.
That HAUL is a sinners saint. Two balls and a winners taint. 
I need a katziff to paint. I'm greedy, but what if I ain't?
Either way, its my jaded life and I'm feeling great.
I'm always playing games. Crazy eights. Ace of spades.
No need for a pair of shades on my poker face.
I want to grope her waist, a taste to come out and play.
But she's late today. Who is she anyways?

Jump down the rabbit hole, it don't matter.
 That's just how it goes. The Mad Hatter.
Stuck in a rabbit hole, it don't matter.
That’s just how it goes for The Mad Hatter




I don't get mushy over invisible pussy.
That kitty could be all I need, but don't push me.
Don't get all sookie when I call you and play hooky.
I'm not a book keep, I don't need your journals and loose leaf.
To put it loosely, you no longer move me.
I ponder you profusely. So somber and amusing.
I squander at the movie and wander to a new scene.
I'm stronger now for moving and don't care how you're doing.
So long to the booty, I moved to the boonies.
Can't deal with your moody antics. Stick a blade right through me..
Shot down with your cooties. Hot now, what a beauty.
I found now what'll move me to the roof and glue me. Sue me.
Your such a sullen beauty and I feel that your kind of groovy still
So I jerk off to the porno flicks we made by the window sill.
And that’s no joke for real, cause’ with money shot filmed
on your tits where the jizz from my dick spilt.

Jump down the rabbit hole, it don't matter.
 That's just how it goes. The Mad Hatter.
Stuck in a rabbit hole, it don't matter.
That’s just how it goes for The Mad Hatter

The Mad Hatter

Waste My Time

Money is a tool. Freedom is the goal. Don't get the two twisted, or you'll find yourself chasing faces on a piece of paper that can only buy you temporary happiness. "Metamorphic" embodies this philosophy and takes you on JC's journey as an artist. This is real hip-hop music with stories people can relate to. It's a breath of fresh air compared to what DJ's are spinning at the radio station. If you're looking for something different and engaging, listen to "Metamorphic".

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Out Now: New Single 'Mycelium' • New EP 'Atlas' August 28

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'Mycelium' - Dirtwire’s second single from the upcoming 'Atlas' EP is a mid-tempo electro acoustic journey through the underground Mycelial network. - the Earth’s natural internet.

Inspired by Paul Stamets’ lifelong work with fungi, Dirtwire wants to help spread awareness of the medicinal and healing properties of plants and fungi.

Mycelium is a neurological network of sentient cells that may be capable of cross communication between species. Connected to the roots of plants and fungi, Mycelia, or mycelium, is a consciousness that can react to change, relaying information throughout itself with the long-term health of the host environment in mind.

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This is the set that I played when opening @ Home Bass. 
This mix is not as heavy as my regular mixes, but it is full of deep wubs and lots of bass! 
I hope that you enjoy!

Home Bass 10/2020 - Gentle Jane

Last Night

A lost track I just found. It's a B-Side from the new album. Here it is, as is.

Bark At The Moon

Hiding Out

Colin Moriarty, one of my favorite podcasters, reads out my submission for his podcast Knockback's Fan Vs. Fan segment. I won.

Knockback Fan Vs. Fan - Burning The Bat

I  inscribe lyrical melodies to beats I fall in love with.  A delectably dark past, supremely sensible present and fantastically felicitous future inspire me with every syllable I utter.  I hope you enjoy listening to my songs as much as I enjoy writing them. 

Production credits for all songs are detailed in the info section for each track. Lyrics are included for most songs. If you have any questions about live performances, or would like to inquire for collaborations, please contact me directly at HAULhiphop@gmail.com

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