Name: Awsom alchol Song rAP, by Mc Chavsinyouranus
Duration: 1 min 47 s
Description: YO wht is Up sondclod subcripers i amBackhere after bieng kidnap by mc Cocin you bum,, Mad song about alcol ism Caus igot al addicted whenI got abudcted andexacped wasa tuf time for Me so wantedto sdtop u Gusys geting drunk and Dyeeing anyways ilIek and Buscrbib for anothr mc chav inyour Anus RAP now Enjog it aALl

so i did dis trak cos i wontd to rite sum moosik that wos soopr gud yknow cus i luv my fanz my famz luvj me pleez by my moosik

ooga booga

ooga boga

"Following his long-awaited EPIC return, McCockinyourbum has continued to build upon his rapidly improving skills. Each time the man releases a new track, I wonder how he could possibly top it; each time my questions are answered. This time, McCockinyourbum demonstrates his understanding of the 5th realm and brings its likeness into music form. Never before has this been heard. To all whom possess ears, I implore you to grace them with the artist's finest work yet: How It Feels When I Drop Spanner" - Ronald Reagan

ye when i was bildin a bike todey i droped one of me 15mm spaners an i thought oh fuck i jus droped a spaner that int good and then i picked it up obvusly but wen i was pickin it up i thout i wonder if anyon has made a sogn about this befor cos its rely prety deep when you thinj about it tbh like jeez it realy did send me on an emotonal rolercoster for a minit or two

i got home an imediatly beckoned for my gitar to spring forth from its dwelings in the corner of me roum an it came n said heyup cockman lets get this done then an i physicaly asalted but that wasnt enouhg even wehn i started cuttin of its strings so i slowly began murdaring it family to make it feel true pain an i think thast emoton is capturd in this track an it resembls the pain i feel when i drop spaner

its impoortant tho to remembr that im not thonly one who feels pain . proper pain is wors than jus dropin spaner - proper pain is like what my gay frends in iraw go thorou every day just to surviv. honestly its an insperaton to us all how they get out of ther shity litle gay beds in a mornin an go an get told of by alla or whoever it is opver there tghat says tghey cant do bumsex, its realy sad becaus aparently its fun (but i havnt tried it yet so dont spoil it for me i want to be serprised when i try it)so yeah go do bumsec when you get the chanc guys piece n luv

How It Feels When I Drop Spanner

"After several tracks which seemed to indicate a more pop-orientated cash-grab direction for the artist, McCockinyourbum is back in full swing demonstrating his remarkable mastery of music. This unusual piece hints at a more sophisticated approach seen only delicately scattered throughout other pieces: take, for instance, the elegantly constructed timbres of "Beautiful Birdsong From My Garden" or the carefully handled subtle religious undertones of "Song For Jesus". It is impossible, nay, laughable, to claim that McCockinyourbum is anything other than a messianic deity leading us into the musical equivalent of the promised land. I believe the hollow husks pictured in the cover art are symbolic of the treacherous BASTARDS that say McCockinyourbum is only in it for the money - FUCK OFF say I, for you have faulty ears which would better serve as sustenance for my hound!!! THIS IS ART, APPRECIATE IT WHILE IT LASTS!!! Satanist heathens beware, for He cometh, and He passeth judgement upon us! O but ye hast not trusted Him, ye hast turned thine eye askew from His luv; for this ye shall BURN!!! Listen now while He lets you, for He may not be so merciful again." - John Cleese

So ye for this one i thogt i'll stop jus tryn to get me heinz sponsorshup cos clearly they have NO FUCKIN TASTE in music JUST LIKE THER FUCKIN BEANs which are prety shockin ngl so now i be back showin the real me wiv this soonm 2 be clasic of a tuna

I won't be spendin to long writig this descripton cos hoinestly this one speks for itself no what me seyin agen, like theres layers but its up to you to find em an also if you keep listnin a lot then itg bumps up my plays and gets me more mony noit that im only in it for the mony if you say that i wil personaly hire someon els to harm ye. might be a jok might not be. fuk arond n find out.

lok mate yiz all no im a passifist but if you say my musics bad tyhen honastly you shud just die tbh. but ye kno who shudnt die wel thatd be me bois over in iraq.  i kno i dont menton them much but i shud cos they need al the help they can get cos ther gay an that mens ther god wants them ded or somfink like that i duno it does sound wack to be it realy dos but aparently it make sens to them so let em be i supos piece n luv

Audible Aneurysm

YoyoOyoYoyoyoYOYoyOyOyOYoYoyo it i s me you're boy mcCockinyourBum back at it on the music scenery an this time i want to shar with you an increble dicsovry of that this moon foto wher we can clerly see a proffessy that lion eat my foot AN IT DID!!!! I wentto see my gay frends in iraq (which is why i was gon for solong)an becas it in shithol town they stil hav lions ther (don gugle it jus trustme) an genuniley i prmis yous ity did hgenuinly eat my foot an now im not alowed to play in the premier leeg anymore. legit rooned my life but yknow it is wot it is.

ye so piece n luv n go supoet my gay friens in iraq honestly mates it legit is a shitole place honstly i cudnt believe it wen i was ther it is genunly even worse than birmingam, piece n luv

SpaceLion Ate My Foot

Space Pirate Greg

A Quaint Town In The Middle Of Nowhere

sory guys i got busy when i was trimin me grass an when i was trimin me grasss my neyber brought his wheely bin into me garden and he said "get in" so i did you know i dint want to cause a fuss or nothin an then he wakced me wit this big fuckin mallet an it did hurt a bit like youkno w me i am hench but it gave me a bit of a conushion an wehn i woke up i was all tied up an i wa\snt to big of a fan, the guy was good to be far like whn i did ask to be alowed to post to me sondloud he said i could but not for to lon g so thats why its a bit sharter than usaly it is. 
thisn is basd on that one time that i was at a dentist becaus i twitsed my ankel an the sily dentist man starte d eetin me teeth! i told him to stop an he did but by that point hed had enough to fill a tic tac box
but yknow what even then its not as bad as what some peploe have to go threw, some polep cant even hav dentits becas there cunry think theyl put thigns in ther bums and those poor pepple are my gay frends in iraqw an if yous want to suport a good cause pleese help them to get some good dentits over there

piece n luv guys

Dentist Ate My Teeth

Let's go, I don't have much time to talk
All this shit and not much time to lose
My bad I don't have the strength to walk
(1, 2, 1 2 3 g-go)
Like I got something to prove
Running 'round in circles I got nothin' to do
Packin' up a U-HAUL 'cause it's our time to move
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)

I just hope you're proud of me
And all the things that I've been doing
Alcohol and scenery
The only thing I'm fucking fluent
Pack it up and tell her bye
It's time to go and say goodnight (night)
I don't want (want) anymore
I'm pretty sure she'll think that's right (ri-right)

But fuck that, I've been learning faster
Got my heels on the race track
I make hella mistakes
I'm thinking' we just face facts
If you comе to bite me, I might have to go and bitе back
Bite back, ah

I just hope you're proud of me
And all the things that I've been doing
Alcohol and scenery
The only thing I'm fucking fluent
Pack it up and tell her bye
It's time to go and say goodnight (night)
I don't want (want) anymore
I'm pretty sure she'll think that's right (right)

I just hope you're proud of, proud of
And all the things that I've been doing
Alcohol and alcohol
The only thing I'm fucking fluent
Pack it up and tell her bye
It's time to go and, go and, go and
I don't want (want) anymore
I'm pretty sure she'll think that's right (ri-right)

follow!

scenery

YO wht is Up sondclod subcripers i amBackhere after bieng kidnap by mc Cocin you bum,, Mad song about alcol ism Caus igot al addicted whenI got abudcted andexacped wasa tuf time for Me so wantedto sdtop u Gusys geting drunk and Dyeeing anyways ilIek and Buscrbib for anothr mc chav inyour Anus RAP now Enjog it aALl

Awsom alchol Song rAP,

yo yo yo this was a collab between me and mc cockinurbum its a bangger you guis get me on de charrts

Wot The Fuk Is A Noodle [McCockinyourbum x Mc Dickinyourass]

i was out in the 4by4 today n it wa suny so i went n sat in some rich guys garden n bathed in sun n got mesen a nice lil tan n ykno what i ghot proper inspired so i rote this piece

ykno its days l;ike this that i rely do think of cuntrys that r like proper fucken roastin hot like iraq where my gay friends liv, ykno yiz shoiuld realy go n show them some lluv coz it is tough for them it realy is piece n luv

Awsom alchol Song rAP,

Mc Chavsinyouranus

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