The guy banging bottles is probably a Clanker Man

Paul, just write your shitty book and shut the fuck up.  Unfunny prick.

Hey Gannon, where's your mic technique?  Speak into the fucking mic, right?

I've listened to this cold open a lot lately because it is a masterpiece. That said, I am not sure now whether I want to hear the full thing, or an utter intrigue of how on Earth that all sounded makes it all the more funnier.

"You're the Doctor" declared the advert for classic board game "Operation", but this week on CheapShow Paul and Eli are the Doctors instead, and it's not going to end well for poor old Cavity Sam! In a heart pounding "Gannon's Golden Games" segment, the Cheap Chap battle to become the very best at removing small plastic pieces from a toy with a tweezer! It's thrilling stuff. We promise! Meanwhile, around the back of the Willy Wanka's Candy Shop, Juicy Jeremy is waiting for you at the secret Soda Jerk Store. He's got some cheap and tasty new drinks to share and some of them are even quite nice! Willy, however, seems to have revealed a new, disgusting side to his character! With all this going on, it's no surprise that Paul is finally losing his mind. Will Eli behave himself for just one episode? For Paul's sanity, we hope so!

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Ep 242: Operation Soda Pop

Special Guest: Tom Mayhew
With episode 250 just one week away, Paul & Eli haven't got any major plans to celebrate this special occasion! However, it looks as though fate has a plan of its own! Until then, it's business as usual for the economy comedy podcast as the Cheap Chaps dive into a fizzy mound of cheap soft drinks and dig up a rather odd parody of The Game of Life. This week, CheapShow is happy to welcome comedian Tom Mayhew (BBC Radio 4's "Tom Mayhew is Benefits Scum") onto the podcast to wade through the usual mucky delights. Can he survive the onslaught of Mambo Number 5 facts, wrestling fantasies, bull semen theories and Paul's new toilet routine? More importantly, Tom achieves something of a CheapShow first, even if Eli has major reservations about it!
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Ep 249: Game of Strife

It's all been a bit hectic, the last few months or so, hasn't it? It's about time that Eli and Paul get back to basics and deliver some solid economy comedy... Just as soon as Eli stops complaining about his new eyes. In fact, it's a bit of a roller coaster for Eli this week as he also receives some good Cup Noodle news and some bad Cup Noodle news. Is this the reason Paul needs to finally pull the plug on all this instant noodle nonsense? There is also a big grab bag of quality tat in this week's "Price of Shite" full of weird and not very wonderful things. Before all that though, Paul wants to express his love to his new celebrity crush. Eli definitely does not want to hear about it! Join us, if you dare, to find out more!

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Ep 255: Dear Jason

Maybe it's because Paul & Eli are tired, maybe its because the early dark nights stir something within them or maybe it’s because their guest forgot to turn up for the recording, either way, the Cheap Chaps are in a proper mood this week. It's a big old chunky episode with TWO big competition segments. In The Price of Shite, tempers and passions flare up when Paul & Eli come to a head over the (always shoddy) rules! Paul reveals how much he hates monkeys and Eli revels in his memories of late night, low budget TV shows. Later in the episode, it's time for another Gannon's Golden Games. In this edition they tackle "Mike Reid's Pop Quiz" board game which takes them on a trip down the "1980s Radio DJs" rabbit hole. Please brace yourself accordingly.

We just hope The Queen and Sarah Greene never listen to this week's episode! PLEASE don't tell them!

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Ep 257: Plop Quiz

All the plans are thrown out of the window this week when the planned "walkabout" episode is postponed because Paul can't "walk about". As a result, the Cheap Chaps have thrown together a makeshift episode that we hope brings you some pleasure. Unlike Paul's back. With Paul in pain and Eli in charge, it's going to get pretty messy. The CheapShow email inbox reveals a new Tales from the Shop Floor, a strange and dangerous story... which sadly devolves into trying to define what "shotgunning" a toilet really means. Meanwhile, two very familiar voices pop up when it's time to play "Off Brand/Brand Off", but what's been going on with our two favourite fugitives? OH! Paul also got a TENS machine to help ease his agony, but will he entrust its power to Eli? You're going to have to listen to find out!

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Ep 260: Swear Tennis

After the meltdown of last week’s episode, Eli still harbours a grudge and wants his damned 7 p’twings. Paul, however, has no interest in giving them, and worse, he seems to not want to play ball all episode. To make things much worse, there are men at work outside the House of Sausage & Mash and it’s causing quite the distraction. Luckily, there are lots of snacks to eat and records to listen to, which should keep both the cheap chaps busy. When it comes to potato crisps, Paul and Eli may have found something actually quite nice to nosh on, which makes a very nice change. When it comes to Silverman’s Platter, a daft novelty record sends them on a deep dive into conspiracy thinking, assassinations and the world’s most famous screen. Sadly, it’s derailed by Paul’s irrational hatred of Cilla Black and the reveal of his “mutton mouth”, whatever THAT is! Join us!

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Ep 271: Mutton Mouth

Coming Up, This Week on CheapShow TV

Saturday: Pop Knob with Johnny Banter
Discover the latest hot, edgy, young musical stars of tomorrow with hyper trendy host, Johnny Banter. Wow, it’s the coolest pop show on telly!

Sunday: Fat Sow and Mr Drop-Bear’s Insult Hour
It’s the TV event of the decade as two of the internet’s favourite insult wizards generate more foul thoughts to members of the Great British Public

Main Feature:
It’s time for the final showdown, as Team Bifftavious faces off against Team Ethi Gum, but only one of them can win.
Paul leads the teams in another round of The Generation Game and then through a whole episode of Family Fortunes! It’s retrotellytastic!
Who will reign victorious?
Find out in Part One of CheapShow TV

Teaser: The Great British Squish Off
We close the programming for the day with an exclusive clip of the second series of the mega hit “Great British Squish Off”. Will Madam Ladyplops and Squishy Jim retain the crown from a new batch of competitors?

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Ep 273: CheapShow TV 2022 Part Two

Every now and then, an episode of CheapShow comes along that is “nice” and “lovely”. This is one of those rare episodes where Paul and Eli aren’t at each other’s throats (too much)! It’s time to jump into another listener sent PO Box treat this week and the Cheap Chap are overwhelmed by the goodies that are revealed. Luckily, it’s not all flowers and sunbeams, as Paul (typically) finds a way to make something Eli is enjoying, unenjoyable. Whether it’s creating a naughty limerick or crafting another convoluted score system, Gannon’s out to be a proper annoyance. Eli is spoilt rotten by the box’s contents, Paul, however, just wants to spoil it. From Butt Detective toys to Godzilla gadgets, this episode is heaving with knick-knacks – maybe too many for Eli’s heart to take!

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Ep 287: Infinite Knick Knacks

It's a strange old episode is this! It seems like the whole episode is teetering on the edge on its own barely stable sanity. Will it be Eli's face explosion? Will it be because of the late night recording session that gets to them? Is it thanks to an awful board game based on a terrible TV show? Could it be something to do with the truly demented song choices in Silverman's Platter? Who knows... But maybe listen to this episode with a trusted, neutral party. 
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Ep 160: In The Mouth Of Madness

It's a blast from the past on CheapShow this week. After the cancellation of a planned guest, Paul had to reach out to a face that, although familiar to Eli and Paul, will be unknown to YOU! But who is this person? Why is he here and why has it taken 5 years to get that person on the show? Once the mystery is solved, it's another case of the usual CheapShow shenanigans, with a sweet Cheap Eats, a rather scat heavy Tales from the Shop Floor and a shouty take on Family Fortunes. Join us in the Tudor Crypt! (Soho Radio) 
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Ep 165: Bad Jackfruit

For best results, please listen to this at 2300 on 31/12 of your chosen year. Ideally 2020.
Surprise! It's a podcast. Early. We thought you may want to listen to it at 11pm your time. You know, to count in the New Year? Can't imagine what it would be like to share the last hour of 2020 with Eli and Paul? Well now you can. Kind of. The Cheap Chaps say "F*** Off to 2020" with their final episode of the year. And yes. They may have been drinking. It won't become a thing! Promise.
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Ep 211: Who Gets The Last Word?

CheapShow is a comedy podcast all about getting the very best out of the worst! Be it Poundlands, Charity Shops, Car Boot Sales or Bargain Bins, hosts Paul Gannon & Eli Silverman poke around in the corners of the high streets and internet to find treasure in the trash.

One week it could be a studio based show, the next, a live comedy event. It could even be a location report or a scripted adventure! A few things it is, however, is rude, crude, silly and drizzled in pop culture, nostalgia and plenty of verbal violence!

It has guests, videos, songs, reviews, games and dares.  We apologise in advance!
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