This week is the “thrilling” conclusion to Gannon’s Second Golden Quest! Okay, maybe not “thrilling” but it’s definitely the finale to this drawn-out disaster! Last week, Eli failed his first challenge and lost out on £3, can he salvage his reputation by successfully completing the next three tests of skill and cognitive ability? The answer will probably not surprise you. As the cheap chaps head deeper into the woods, they are re-joined by Sir Salty Freshone and The Quest Master who continue to be obsessed with nappies for men and whatever the hell “chocca” is! Finally, Paul can’t seem to go 30 minutes without having an accident, will he even live through his own quest?
Find out in Part Two of this mystical walkabout adventure!

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Ep 282: Gannon's Second Golden Quest Part Two

Written August 2022.  She really does love the rain.


She Loves The Rain


Oh she loves the rain 
She stands in bare feet
How she loves the rain 
She runs into the street 
Let it soak her 
That heavy downpour 
It’s no joke, it’s what 
She’s renown for 

She doesn’t like humidity 
She prefers to keep cool 
Feel the raindrops on her skin 
She doesn’t need validity 
To jump in the pools 
Where the water’s gathering 

I love her in the rain 
That wettens her hair 
As showers fall again 
I’ll follow her there 
Of all the raindrops 
I know which I’d be 
One billion raindrops 
Those ones are lucky 

That splash into her hands 
And onto her cheek 
The ones she catches on her tongue 
Not the ones that quench the land 
Nor fill up the creek 
Nor make rainbows with the sun 

Of all the raindrops that must have fallen 
In darkening blooms on paving stones 
Or pointlessly into the ocean deep 
Or dripping from the eyelashes
Of rain lashed North Sea fishermen 
Or hiding lonely tears when someone weeps

Not swished by windscreen wipers 
From cars speeding towards maternity wards
Or bouncing down from leaf to heavy leaf
Or running in silver rivers
Down umbrellas held over elderly lovers 
When they kiss as if they’re teenagers beneath 

What I’d be is those that fall down upon her feet 

Oh she loves the rain 


Image by CJW, water colour, biro and pencils on watercolour paper.

She Loves The Rain

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YOU send your PO boxes to us, and WE (eventually) get around to opening them! This week, Paul and Eli dive into a delivery from Canada which is packed with items that will both tickle and torture their taste buds. From sumptuous snacks to flaming hot Mac n’ Cheese, there are cheap eats aplenty ahead. There maybe a bit too much to gorge on. Luckily, Paul has pulled out another parlour game called “You Be The Judge” that gives them the chance to flex their legal skills. As you can imagine, it doesn’t go all that well. This would usually be more than enough for an episode, but there’s a lot more to enjoy! Paul’s genitals are turning into a wild range of full blown classic Universal Monsters whilst Eli dedicates most of the episode to his “bad boy, maverick broadcaster” image by trying to make his new filthy innuendo stick! It’s another episode of good intentions but failed executions!

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It's my very pleasure to work with Terry R. C.!!!!! 
THANK YOU, a ton, for inspiring me within just a few seconds of hearing your intro! ;)
©Artist's outstanding music soundscape by the very innovative & super talented: Terry R. C./Tea R. Sea:  PLEASE Visit his page https://soundcloud.com/tea_are_sea
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©2-2-2023/Written Lyrics & Talk Box Vocals by: Lady ElectroTrek
⁂Lyrics:
Earth & Sky
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As we look from earth to sky,
We search for new life.
Are we bored with what we have on earth?
Do we just need to know more?
Are we really looking to make friends... 
With aliens?
What if we don't like what we find?
We look to discover or uncover?
Is it safer to leave some things alone?
Here's where earth & sky are someone's private zone.
Are we really looking to discover?
Are we afraid of what we'll uncover?
Welcome to...
Can we connect the two & be an ally?
Or will we all die?

Earth & Sky (Collab) (Tea Are Sea & Lady ElectroTrek)

Earth & Sky (Collab: Tea R. Sea & Lady ElectroTrek)

Respect
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The Briggs (Columbus, OH) varsity soccer team has a home non-conference game vs. Bishop Ready (Columbus, OH) on Friday, August 11 @ 7p.
With start time and streams at 7:00 PM.

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*𝐅𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐀𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬*

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Just when you weren’t expecting it… BAM… More Winkie news! It’s been a few years since our epic documentary “Ep 181: Winkie: The Untold Story” and we were recently informed of not one, but TWO developments to what we already know! Thanks to the incredible work of Ivenne, and the translations skills of Markus Lindstrom, we have something a little special this week. There’s a recently discovered video on YouTube (see the video on the accompanying webpage for this episode) that contains footage from a French TV series, recorded in 1985, that shows the infamous Winkie billboard competition in action. However, with it being in French, Paul has had a clever idea… and it’s going to involve calling on some of the CheapShow family to help out! And yet there is even more new Winkie news than that! To top things off, Eli has more platters to share, one of which may be the rarest record they’ve ever discovered. But just because it’s rare, doesn’t mean it’s going to be any good. It’s a surprisingly packed episode, it even comes with a Singing Postman!

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Orchestral Rainfall in Galaxy Fields(NaviarHaiku 510)

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Ep 46: That's Life!

039 - The Home Homies

CheapShow is a comedy podcast all about getting the very best out of the worst! Be it Poundlands, Charity Shops, Car Boot Sales or Bargain Bins, hosts Paul Gannon & Eli Silverman poke around in the corners of the high streets and internet to find treasure in the trash.

One week it could be a studio based show, the next, a live comedy event. It could even be a location report or a scripted adventure! A few things it is, however, is rude, crude, silly and drizzled in pop culture, nostalgia and plenty of verbal violence!

It has guests, videos, songs, reviews, games and dares.  We apologise in advance!
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