Quavers are a shadow of their former selves. sorry, they're SO mediocre nowadays. Rubbish.

This was a golden episode. So many quotable moments.

no no Dave is only 50% owned by the BBC. 

eli doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about. nik-naks are nothing like they used to be in the late 80s. it's since they've changed to rapeseed oil and/or sunflower oil to cook those knobbly bellends. I am disgusted and outraged the crisp junta have organised to destroy the taste and flavour of some of our most beloved crisps!

This may not be the “Noodle Special” you expected, but maybe it's the “Noodle Special” you need! This week, CheapShow dedicates a whole episode to the wonder that is the Nissin Cup Noodle instant meal! However, this is not just any old cup noodle episode, it's a very special one as Paul & Eli celebrate the 50th anniversary of Nissin's world-famous portable snack! Thanks to the incredible generosity of our listening audience, CheapShow was very fortunate to get their dirty little hands on the very limited edition "Nissin 50th Anniversary Cup Noodle Soda Pack"! What's inside the pack? Well, apart from the many cup noodles and many flavours, there are also some tasty looking Umaibo sticks and... A range of bottled sodas, flavoured in curry, ramen stock, chili tomato and seafood! Noodle flavoured soft drinks? This can't be a good idea, can it? Why not find out in this very noodle flavoured episode! All food and drink will be sampled and, just maybe, bring peace on earth to CheapShow, at least for one episode!
With HUGE thanks to Ivenne, Denny, Omar, Mark, Thomas, Tiffany, Andrew, Joshua and Gary for helping make this episode possible!
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Ep 252: Nissin Tell (The Noodle Special)

Special Guest: Paul Putner
Every now and then on CheapShow, we like to slow things down and just have a good old chat. This week, we have the opportunity to do just that when we welcome comedian and actor Paul Putner on to the podcast! If you have a favourite tv or comedy radio show, there is a very good chance you know our guest quite well! He bravely joins Paul and Eli to talk about, well, quite a lot of stuff! If you like nostalgia, weird music, rare records, light entertainment and hearing about the trials and tribulations of working in comedy, then this week should tickle your fancy. This episode could just as easily have been called "Three Middle Aged Blokes Talk About Stuff From The Past!" Over the next 90 mins you'll hear about talent shows, canned laughter, library music, double acts, talking budgies, lounge pop revivals, movie magic anecdotes, old games shows and what Gannon's been dreaming about. Which isn't going to be pretty!
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Ep 253: Old Faces

Ever wondered how to lure a crackhead back to your house? Ever been curious as to who owned the dirtiest, weirdest millionaires mansion? Ever had a violently strong opinion on Iceberg Lettuce? Ever wanted to know Eli's favourite physical sensations? Do you think Paul can go a whole show without a wank joke? If any of those thoughts have ever bounced around your head, this podcast will not so much as answer them, but exploit them horrendously for personal gain! It's another podcast filled with bric-a-brac, banter and beautiful banality.

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Ep 44: Cheeky Crackheads & Filthy Mansions

Let's get spooky! It's another Halloween special at CheapShow HQ and you're all invited along for another episode filled with ghosts, games and grumpy old men.
It starts out typically rocky, as Paul & Eli have a very early blow out over Eli's silly voices, but things become a little more steady as the cheap chaps play a ghoulish edition of "The Price of Shite 2.0". Later, we play "Trick or Treat" as we mix Halloween candy with scary musical choices from Silverman's Platter. Paul also gets to show off his knowledge of the supernatural by listening to some truly spooky EVPs and plays a few audio anomalies of his own!
Finally, CheapShow delivers something truly novel... A scripted horror comedy adventure! Ever wanted to know what it would be like if Eli and Paul were proper Ghostbusters? Well, you can now find out with their special audio play "Spirit Squad"
It's a bumper spooky CheapShow... Enjoy it. If You Dare!!!

With thanks to Ash Frith, Paul Rose (Mr Biffo) & Richard Wentworth (From The Hadron Gospel Hour podcast)!

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Ep 57: Spirit Squad

Crisps! The final frontier. These are the continuing discussions of the USS CheapShow. It's ongoing mission to explore new snack ranking memes, to seek out potato based products and to boldly drone on where no pod has droned on before...
As well as all that, CheapShow dabbles in some terrible role play as Paul tries to seduce Eli in order for the House of Pickles to get a proper wash down. They also tackle their brand new(ish) Reddit page and wade through the comments, critiques and many many Noodle questions that pollute those pages. Warning: Contains Noodles!

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Ep 59: HoP 7 Reddit or Not

If you have ever wanted to cook noodles in Eli's kitchen (because you obviously must be demented), you finally get your chance as CheapShow finally takes you into a world of pure imaginoodles! Move over Nigella, get lost "Masterchef" and bugger off "Bake Off", this is the cooking show for you! Eli takes you on a journey through his noodle knowledge and he devours some interesting, and surprisingly hot, cheap treats! Elsewhere in the show, Paul finally gives up on sentence structure, we offer bad advice to charity shops and we investigate a long forgotten US TV Game Show called... The Cheap Show! What's all that about then? Find out, in episode 60!

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Ep 60: Eli's Country Noodle Kitchen

Puppets! Those cuddly, friendly creatures that help us learn a valuable lesson or give us a proper chuckle. In this episode of CheapShow, Paul & Eli discover a rage unheard of when one particular puppet angers them whilst watching "Don't Make That Trash"! You can (almost) listen along with them as they provide the commentary for another vexxing video.
However, before we can get to all that, why not find out what a podcast sounds like when the hosts have been talking nonstop for 5 hours and have one more episode to record? You will hear random mad noises, find out what delightful gifts Paul & Eli have given each other with a new "Mi Casa, Su Casa" and see how quickly the quaint and polite new "Antiques CheapShow" boils over in to a rant fest!
The economy comedy podcast is here to save the world, one bargain at a time!

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Ep 73: Granny Love's Dirty Garden

They said it shouldn't happen. They said it could happen... But it has happened! Digitiser2000's Paul Rose, Mr Biffo himself, joins Paul & Eli for part one of a two part CheapShow special!
Although we try to keep it on a retro video games theme, don't expect much video game talk, as there may be many ugly, weird, upsetting and hilarious tangents on the way.
MARVEL at the foul gift Mr Biffo brings!
ROCK OUT with Jasper Carrot's Funky Moped!
THRILL to the idea of Paul's homemade belly candy!
REMEMBER old video games and COMPLAIN how they are not that good!
And if nothing else, just keep reminding yourself: "It's only a podcast, it's only a podcast, it's only a podcast...!"

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Ep 74: Mr Biffo & The Automatic Sex-Music Robots

CheapShow has (somehow) been going for 3 years! So why not check out this very special edition of the economy comedy podcast, as we attempt to turn the podcast in to a full blown TV channel?
7.00pm: Top of Pops
With music from Dire Concerns, The Spunk Mothers, Labian Caves... and Russ Abott

7.30pm: CheapShow TV Show Board Game Special
Paul, Eli & Ash take on some of Britain's best TV game shows with arguments, challenges and forfeits. This week, the cheap chaps take on Blockbusters, The Million Pound Drop and Britain's Got Talent.
8.30: Bobby's Mucky Flat
The reward winning sitcom returns for a new series. This week, Bobby has to deal with a family tragedy that he single handedly caused... and comedy ensues!

9pm: Stars In Their Thighs
Sex talks with D List celebrities.
10pm: Putin On The Ritz
Hard hitting pun based documentary.
11pm: Confessions of a Radio DJ
Sex comedy with Pat Sharp and Barbera Windsor.
1am: Programming Ends

(With thanks to radio legend Pat Sharp for helping out with this episode.
We'd also like to thank Roobeh on Reddit for the amazing "Gibbly-Woo" song that helps open the show!)

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Ep 80: CheapShow TV

It's been a long time coming, but we are returning to "Life Hacks" in this week's episode. However, we asked our audience to suggest them and, well, we may have made a mistake. Eli is especially critical of some of them, so apologies in advance. We do, instead, discover 3 simple phrases to live by and uncover a creepy little perk Eli is willing to offer if you see him DJing.
So what else happens, then? Elsewhere, Eli is HEAVILY censored, we taste test two exciting Instant Noodles, become befuddled by some Morons from Outer Space vinyl and remain shocked by a game changing gaff in The Price of Shite!
Welcome to the economy comedy podcast of your dreams!

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Ep 90: Three Simple Phrases

What happens when Paul relinquishes responsibility of CheapShow and demands Eli dictate the order of events? Well, it's possibly be a new low for the podcast... But we say that a lot. In a baggier, more loose and frankly deeply troubling episode of CheapShow, we promise one collection of features and then give you something completely different all together. Paul and Eli talk cheap medicine, dive through some more Tales from the Shop Floor and cram in a Price of Shite with that "Bought, Found, Given" twist! Everything is wrapped up in a game of The Great Debate... eventually.
Warning: Spare a thought for Poindexter and avoid the wails of Madam Rabbitplops and Squelchy Jim!

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Ep 96: A New Low

CheapShow is a comedy podcast all about getting the very best out of the worst! Be it Poundlands, Charity Shops, Car Boot Sales or Bargain Bins, hosts Paul Gannon & Eli Silverman poke around in the corners of the high streets and internet to find treasure in the trash.

One week it could be a studio based show, the next, a live comedy event. It could even be a location report or a scripted adventure! A few things it is, however, is rude, crude, silly and drizzled in pop culture, nostalgia and plenty of verbal violence!

It has guests, videos, songs, reviews, games and dares.  We apologise in advance!
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