Grumpy Sessions is one of the most fantastic and long lasting characters you've ever created and like so many others he was created by accident. Brilliant. Thank you, boys. xx

The moment I almost ruined Tales From The Shop Floor. :(((

.38 special was a revolver calibre. You're going to mostly see it used in those small '1940's detective' style guns

cozy powell was one of the best and most respected drummers of his time smh

100% the same as Paul when it comes to toast, but i never understood butter AND jam. i really hate it. the butter ruins the texture and taste of the jam.

milk was used to cool the tea so it would not crack the delicate bone china of bourgeois society, and it has remained ever since.

It's CheapShow biggest show to date and it's packed with amazing/frightening music, littered with celebrity judges and full of disastrous calamities. Yes, it's Urinevision 2021, the best and only international podcast song contest in the world… As far as we know, we haven't checked. In this epic 3 hour adventure, you'll hear 13 weird and wonderful songs, sent in to Cheapshow by our global audience. We received over 70 entries and whittled them down to these final 13 tracks. Before we hand over to the judges for the all important votes, Paul and Eli take you to the Country Urban Noodle Test Lab Kitchen for a Europop flavoured noodle pimping! There is also a brand new song from last year's winner, Chris Weatherill which is sure to please. Finally, the judges. We have found some of the best funny people in an attempt to grade the tracks. We have Nick Helm, Ria Lina, Ashley Storrie, John Rutledge (Eggsy, GLC), Brian Wecht, Ethan Lawrence, Imran Yusuf, Sooz Kempner, Stuart Ashen, Tom Mayhew, Gareth Berliner & Paul Putner. We are spoilt for talent. Those poor idiots. Joined by Mr Biffo (Paul Rose) and fair-weather co-host Ash Frith, the night spirals into catastrophe with arguments, allergic reactions and possibly death. Typical. 
On with the show!

Featuring the tracks:
Your Man of the Jungle by Devastating Macho Charisma
Watching Shit Old Daytime TV by Electric Chair Orchestra
Towards Perfection by Gordon Brown
Don't Get Mad by Jake Posner
Irish Jimmy's Jig by Jonathan Foster
Nostalgia's Gonna Get You by Leigh Spence
Piss Crystals by LJ Goody
I Just Had A Poo by Star Night Light
The Old Man Cometh by Josh Triska
Come Round Here by The Spoff Rockets
Beware, The Witch Mouth of Keith's Anus by Tom Chapman Experience
Down At The Spoff & Pickle by Ukulele Jon
Feel My Heart by V Nessy
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Ep 232: Urinevision 2021

Special Guest: Brian Wecht (Ninja Sex Party, Starbomb)

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A show that mixes stand up, chat show and game show and celebrates the very best of the very worst... The UK's economy comedy podcast

…Paul asks the mega mind of guest Brian Wecht @bwecht possibly the most stupid question ever

Ash forces the team stuff their mouths full of cream crackers and make a mess

Brian discovers the joy of the Stylophone

Paul performs a magic trick in this week’s "Price of Shite" game

Ash has his Paul Daniel’s anecdote sensibly censored!

Cheap Eats is an American Food “special”

Who will win? Timmy Mallet and Dusty Bin in a pop music face off?

Eli forces his pickled sausage down your throat…

…and Virgil Howe, from Little Barrie, eats what Paul won’t.

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Ep 1: Brian Wecht Lowers His Standards

Important Note: In this episode we accidentally give out some actual proper advice! We apologise wholeheartedly and promise never to knowingly do it again!
With that out of the way, why not enjoy another hour of cheap tat, cheap tunes and cheap laughs. In this episode, Eli rummages through more of his weird and wonderful vinyl... Paul tries and fails to create a new exciting feature for Cinefiles... Gannon also looks into a collection of off brand candy AS WELL as knockoff BeanBoozled jelly beans called Double Dares! One particular flavour will send shock waves through one of the hosts, but who will it be and what flavour?
Finally, Paul & Eli discover two annoying new sounds that aim to show their smug appreciation of a thought!
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Ep 47: Paul Gannon's FrothShop

We promise, we will never talk about Russ Abbott's singing career again. Mostly because we have run out of stuff to criticise! In Episode 70 we take one last dip into the world of cheesy light entertainment music and discover a long long Abbott "classic". We also find something MUCH worse. A rare vinyl single. Introduced by "rumoured human" Noel (Tidy Beard) Edmonds. It's not good.
Elsewhere in everyone's favourite economy comedy podcast, Paul & Eli argue over more Tales from the Dancefloor, Paul sounds like he is giving up and Eli decides to do something filthy to make things worse!
It's not all grime, as Eli takes us once more into his Country Noodle Kitchen and rates, tastes and reviews some "cup noodles" from a range of leading, and not so leading, brands.
Will Paul join in? Or will he just decide to do a pretty poor impression of Eli doing his old stand up routine? We think you already know the answer to that one!

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Ep 70: Abbott & Edmonds' Madcap Music Time

"Can I have a vowel please Carol?"
And with those immortal words, CheapShow dives into another TV show board game classic as the cheap chaps play a round or two of Countdown! One that doesn't go according to someone's very particular plans!
Before all that though, there are many things to enjoy first! Marvel as Paul & Eli discuss the bliss of owning a Generation Game toy! Fear their chat on being a superhero with an erection problem. Howl at the moments where Paul gets to slap his co-host. Buckle up and get ready for more shocking Tales from the Shop Floor... And finally, bow your heads in respect at the altar of The League of Snacks as we add three more snacks to this most sacred of leagues!

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Ep 72: Spunky Bun

Paul Rose, Mr Biffo himself, returns in Part Two of this epic clusterfuck of an episode! It's packed with delights, shocks, rants, jokes and highly disturbing imagery! Just what you crave. Keith the Mummified Mole returns to cause more stomach churning moments and Eli may be getting a little TOO attached to it. Mr Biffo shares with us his memories of early gaming romances, childhood shoplifting and a truly awful Bruce Forsyth impression. Finally, Gannon tries to craft his own "Platter" involving 90s pop music and Nintendo gaming, but quickly gets side tracked by Dale Winton... and his one attempt at building an exciting new game for the show ends in possibly one of the most disgusting finales CheapShow has ever seen... well... heard! Hold on tight, this one gets messy!

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Ep 75: Mr Biffo Plays His Carts Right

CheapShow has (somehow) been going for 3 years! So why not check out this very special edition of the economy comedy podcast, as we attempt to turn the podcast in to a full blown TV channel?
7.00pm: Top of Pops
With music from Dire Concerns, The Spunk Mothers, Labian Caves... and Russ Abott

7.30pm: CheapShow TV Show Board Game Special
Paul, Eli & Ash take on some of Britain's best TV game shows with arguments, challenges and forfeits. This week, the cheap chaps take on Blockbusters, The Million Pound Drop and Britain's Got Talent.
8.30: Bobby's Mucky Flat
The reward winning sitcom returns for a new series. This week, Bobby has to deal with a family tragedy that he single handedly caused... and comedy ensues!

9pm: Stars In Their Thighs
Sex talks with D List celebrities.
10pm: Putin On The Ritz
Hard hitting pun based documentary.
11pm: Confessions of a Radio DJ
Sex comedy with Pat Sharp and Barbera Windsor.
1am: Programming Ends

(With thanks to radio legend Pat Sharp for helping out with this episode.
We'd also like to thank Roobeh on Reddit for the amazing "Gibbly-Woo" song that helps open the show!)

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Ep 80: CheapShow TV

"Hello, My name (snuffle snuffle) is Grumpy Sessions and I am here to introduce episode 91 of CheapShow to you. Eli and Paul graciously asked me to write the blurb for this episode and i am more than happy to do so (snuffle snuffle). So what can you expect? Well, Paul was mean to me, so i don't want anything to do with him, but Eli was very nice and has a very interesting collection of vinyl records that i enjoyed listening to (snuffle snuffle). The boys also revisit YouTube sensation "Weird Paul" and discover what he has recently found in thrift stores, much to their jealousy, and i believe they read more of your letters too. Isn't that nice (snuffle snuffle)?
I have to go now, but i hope to see you all again in the future... If Paul drops the attitude!"

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Ep 91: Grumpy Sessions

Join Paul and Eli on a merry adventure as they travel to a part of Eli's childhood... Brent Cross Shopping Centre. What soon begins as a wistful journey soon descends into shouting, arguing in stores and attempting to make the best of a boring situation. However, a chance discovery leads to a very happy ending for Eli whilst Paul sees his worst fears realised. They're on the Road to Brent Cross, why not tag along?
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Ep 104: MallTwats

The Game's Afoot... literally! This week, Gannon's Golden Games gets a modern classic board game mystery to solve. But once 221b Baker Street starts, the competition becomes fierce and stakes become higher. Will Holmes and Watson solve The Mystery of the Unholy Man? Find out in this week's thrilling adventure. Somehow, the show also manages to cram in some Muppet talk, reader's letters and a dodgy new night club venture. Typical.

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Ep 113: 221b Baker Street

It's a blast from the past on CheapShow this week. After the cancellation of a planned guest, Paul had to reach out to a face that, although familiar to Eli and Paul, will be unknown to YOU! But who is this person? Why is he here and why has it taken 5 years to get that person on the show? Once the mystery is solved, it's another case of the usual CheapShow shenanigans, with a sweet Cheap Eats, a rather scat heavy Tales from the Shop Floor and a shouty take on Family Fortunes. Join us in the Tudor Crypt! (Soho Radio) 
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Ep 165: Bad Jackfruit

CheapShow is a comedy podcast all about getting the very best out of the worst! Be it Poundlands, Charity Shops, Car Boot Sales or Bargain Bins, hosts Paul Gannon & Eli Silverman poke around in the corners of the high streets and internet to find treasure in the trash.

One week it could be a studio based show, the next, a live comedy event. It could even be a location report or a scripted adventure! A few things it is, however, is rude, crude, silly and drizzled in pop culture, nostalgia and plenty of verbal violence!

It has guests, videos, songs, reviews, games and dares.  We apologise in advance!
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