Thunder Road

About a certain mayor of NZ's biggest city. For privacy's sake, let's call him Wayne B. No, that's too obvious. Let's say W Brown.

Lyrics:

He doesn't wanna be out there with buckets
Well that's good because I'm sure he'd fuck it 
Up and down the motu they said
Thank holy fuck he's not our mayor

Wayne Brown is a wanker
He is Auckland's mouth canker

Watching a city drown
He's brewing tea, so please calm down
No answers for those downtown
The streets are now 'Wayne's Shit' brown
There can't be a bigger clown
Hoping Welly falls to the ground
That's wanker mayor Wayne Brown

The Mayor Is A Wanker

www.bevanmorgan.com

I play ugly punk rock and then I record it badly and then nobody listens to it. I was in a band 20 years ago but we were pretty shit and played probably like ten gigs to a grand total of 30 people. I also did a podcast series about fatherhood that got like ten streams so I learned never to do that again. I think New Zealand is really racist and full of dumb men who drive dumb cars to impress their dumb mates. But I still like it here. I take 19 pills a day for my dumb brain and I’m still fucked so yay for psychiatry I guess.

The Mayor Is A Wanker

Cheeky Hobson

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