Those special headlines which did not get the attention they may should have gotten ... or not :p

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The lyrics of this week:
It’s the week in the wild, news on the beat,
Strange headlines ride where the rhymes all meet,
From the chaos, the funny, to the crazy bizarre,
We flip the world’s script, make you nod where you are.

Week 38, world’s a stage, weird scenes in every page
We got Chuck Tingle dropping dinosaur love on the airwaves, engage
“Sexy dinosaurs, hot tigers, handsome boats” — his world’s absurd
Erotica meets surrealism — his pen’s a wild bird
From that to viral stunts, to athletes bending norms
Japanese athlete runs on all fours — record breaks, how it performs

Week by week, new vibe, new heat,
Every headline flips, every rhyme repeats,
It’s the news rap flow, truth spun in a song,
If you blink, you’ll miss it — the world moves on.

From erotic dinos to feet on all limbs,
We slide into the odd, where life’s on a whim.

LimeWire buys Fyre Festival — what could possibly go wrong?
Media buzz, disaster past meets remix in a song
A doctor walks out mid-operation — “Yo, I gotta go do me”
He leaves the OR, scandal’s born, headlines set free
And in California out in the wild, a donkey shot by arrow flies
Recovering slow, people stunned, raising eyebrows to the skies

Week by week, new vibe, new heat,
Every headline flips, every rhyme repeats,
It’s the news rap flow, truth spun in a song,
If you blink, you’ll miss it — the world moves on.

Flip drip, quick spit, tick-tick, lit hit,
Snap clap, back track, rap pack, fast stack,
Flow glow, go show, throw low, blow grow,
Chop drop, nonstop, hip-hop, tick-tock,
Zoom boom, doom room, shroom bloom, loud tune,
Whip slip, trip flip, grip rip, zip clip,
Spin grin, win in, thin skin, kin twin,
Flash dash, clash smash, rash crash — splash!

In New Zealand, a father vanished into forest with kids — years untold
Cops probe how masked life could hide in plain sight, truth to unfold
Meanwhile, chimpanzees sip “boozy” fruit, daily cocktail in the wild
Nature’s party in the jungle — tipsy apes behaving mild
And octopus “Ghost” in California, tending eggs, final life wave
Fans bid farewell underwater — tender, strange, surreal and brave

Week by week, new vibe, new heat,
Every headline flips, every rhyme repeats,
It’s the news rap flow, truth spun in a song,
If you blink, you’ll miss it — the world moves on.

So there’s Week 38 in rhyme and absurd,
Real stories so strange, they sound like a word,
From erotica dinos to Fyre revival,
Doctor escape, donkey’s survival, trees and tidal,
This world’s a mixtape of weird, you feel that beat?
With a fast-rap blast, I seal the heat.

Links to related articles:
https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2025/sep/22/chuck-tingle-dinosaur-erotica-books-hot-tigers-handsome-boats-john-mulaney-netflix-talkshow-everybody-live?
https://deadline.com/2025/09/fyre-festival-brand-acquired-by-limewire-1236546233/
https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/limewire-buys-fyre-festival-brand-ryan-reynolds-1235428271/
https://www.engadget.com/general/limewire-acquires-fyre-festival-has-vague-plans-to-offer-real-experiences-200158421.html
https://www.businessinsider.com/fyre-festival-new-owners-limewire-file-sharing-mcfarland-sold-zehetmayr-2025-9
https://www.cointelegraph.com/news/limewire-acquires-fyre-festival-web3-revival

Do It To It (feat. Sean P)

Cherish