Starring: da Snarks
Snarky G (Bobby Gilbert) - Vocals, Lead Guitar, Bass, Horns, Drums, Percussion
boi Snarky (da boi derinho) - Vocals, Guitar, Percussion
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ALL FUNKED UP

da boi: 
 Mama come here fast... yo' man ain't 'bound to last
 Baby get here quick... I need you lickety-split 
 All funked up today not much more to say
 I'm ready to get down don't come here to play
 Mama get here quick, don't forget dat lickin' stick
 All funked up!!

da boi: 
 Bobby play dat AXE... no rumors only facts
 Bobby play your BIT... while I sit here and spit
 All funked up today... tore up in every way
 From da floor up to da roof
 Spinnin' like 100 proof!!!
 Bobby get here quick, hit me wit’ dat lickin' stick
 All Funked UP!!!

(Bobby Solo) 

Bobby: 
 da boi looked out on the dance floor, said I don't know what they're makin'.
 I leaned over and told him, I think they're shakin' and bakin'.
 The room was gettin' hot, they were givin' it all they had,
 they sho had all the moves, and none of them looked bad.
 da boi and I could see, we both had to agree, 
 All Funked Up !!

Bobby: 
 The crowd was all on fire, gettin' into these funky Blues,
 before this song was finished they were kickin' off their shoes.
 Man we were layin' it down, we were in another place...
 Peeps kept fillin' the floor, we were runnin' outta space.
 da boi and I could see, we both had to agree, 
 All Funked Up !!
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Written by Gilbert/derinho 2017 All Rights Reserved
Produced by Bobby Gilbert and da boi derinho

Snark Weak

All Funked Up

Starring: Maloa Warriors
"da boi" derinho - Grand Piano, Keys, Percussion
Sam DieAgo - Fender Rhodes, Synth, Keys
Chic Mcknicknix - Lead Guitar
Linda Gambino - Italian Rhino Talk
With:
Barry McCockener - Drums
Verdine "Mango" Rhinehardt - Bass
Special Guests:
"Dials" Mavis - Trumpet
The Love Unlimited Orchestra - Conducted by Leopold Stokowski
********************************
CHIC & DEEZ DOWNTOWN DETOUR

Chic: Hey Man, are you baked?

Linda: Io, un rinoceronte lo vorrei conoscere
           E’ un animale così grande che fa paura
           E’ così tosto..è tosto no??
           Voglio dire..immagina un rinoceronte che ti corre dietro

Alien DJ: the smoothest place on the radio... etc...

Maloa Warriors: begin to play

Chic: Hey man, are you baked?

Linda: Mamma mia fa paura no??
           Mamma mia ..io correrei come una pazza
           Lontano lontano lontano ..e questo rinoceronte che ti segue
           Mamma mia..non si può fare…

            (Love Unlimited start to play)
            
            ("Dials" starts to blow)

Chic: We smoked a large blunt...
          Hey Man... are ya baked?  Are ya baked?

Linda:  Io, un rinoceronte lo vorrei conoscere
            E’ un animale così grande che fa paura
            E’ così tosto..è tosto no??
            Voglio dire..immagina un rinoceronte che ti corre dietro
            ...un rinoceronte... guarda che...

Chic: Hey Man, are you baked?

Linda: Io, un rinoceronte lo vorrei conoscere
           E’ un animale così grande che fa paura
           E’ così tosto..è tosto no??
           Voglio dire..immagina un rinoceronte che ti corre dietro
           ...un rinoceronte.. guarda che...          
           Mamma mia fa paura no??
           Mamma mia ..io correrei come una pazza
           Lontano lontano lontano ..e questo rinoceronte che ti segue
           Mamma mia..non si può fare…

Alien DJ #2: Smooth 98.7... etc

(FIN)
********************************
Written by derinho/Schnieders
Produced by "da boi" derinho
(2018 All Rights Reserved)

Chic & Deez Downtown Detour (RU Baked?)

Starring: Maloa Warriors
"da boi" derinho - Bass, Grand Piano, Percussion, Keys, Effects
Chic McKnicknix - All Guitars, Vocals
Wave Deckl - Drums
Marcel Marceau - Vocal Shouts
Shavi Rankar - Sitar
With:
Dr. Timothy Leary - Cameo Vocal
Abbie Hoffman - Cameo Vocal
The Vienna Sausage Boys Choir conducted by Leopold Stokowski
The Maloa String Ensemble conducted by Leopold Stokowski
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dA FUNKIN' DOO WADDY

(Sitar strains)

Dr. Leary: Ralph! the time has come… the time has come to go OUT OF YOUR
           MIND… are you ready, Ralph??  Are you READY???  to DIE… and be
           REBORN???

Alien #1: We are go for liftoff in T Minus 30…

Chic: Keep moving straight ahead! (sirens blare)

(Abbie Hoffman on the car radio answering callers)

DJ: Hello you're on the air…

Caller: yes can i speak to Abbie please? 

Abbie: yeah???

Caller: i've come to the conclusion… etc...

Chic: watch out!  i think we're lost… nothing to see here...

Dr. Leary:  but first… you must be in a state of GRACE…

Chic: I think you're disembodied!

(Music Begins)

Alien: We are GO for liftoff… 

Chic: this isn't real… what was that???

Alien: we are go for liftoff…

Alien #2: yeah… yeah yeah yeah

(Boys Choir enters…)

Chic: i think you're DISEMBODIED!

Alien: Gemini four!

Alien #3: Evidently…

Alien: Push the record button!!

Choir… oh oh… oh  oh…. etc…

(liftoff is achieved!!)

(Chic begins to wail with da boi funkin' in da back…)

Alien #2: yeah yeah yeah…

Alien: Secondary Guidance systems engaged…
 
Chic: i think… i think you're DISEMBODIED

Dr. Leary:  are you ready, Ralph?

Abbie: That's cool, man...

(FIN)
*************************
Written by "da boi" derinho
Produced by da boi derinho
(2018 All Rights Reserved)

Da Funkin' Doo Waddy (boiChic Disembodiment Take)

Starring:
"da boi" derinho - Vocals, Acoustic Guitar
With:
The Spectacular Inimitables:
Dour Dweezil - Lead Guitar, Acoustic Guitar, Backing Vocals
Stardawg Guava - Bass
"Pete" Starkist - Drums
"Hickey" Napkins - Organ
Haywood Giablomi - Percussion, Backing Vocals
Chris "El Conde" Walken - Percussion, Backing Vocals
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ROOTS OF LOVE

Sad and broken dreams
I'd visions of many things
Hurting just to breathe
Can't believe the hurt you bring
I can't believe the hurt you bring

It's all a crying shame
I'm feeling like a (censored) clown
Dull, increasing pain
While the roots of love grow all around

(Chorus)
All i want is you
All i need is you
While the roots of love grow all around...

Insecurity
You could be so safe with me
Infidelity
It sucks to be me you see

(Chorus)
(Outro)
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Written by "da boi" derinho
(All Rights Reserved 2019)
Produced, Arranged, and Performed by derinho

Roots Of Love

I shot the Sheriff

New Single Release! Jean Cabbie & The Secret Admirer Society "Paper Doll".

Produced by Jean Cabbie & The Secret Admirer Society at Back Door Studios, San Juan, Puerto Rico.

Recorded by Jacob Rodriguez at Back Door Studio, San Juan, Puerto Rico.

Mixed by Carlos Velasquez and Ramon Martinez at Playbach Recording Studios.

Mastered by Francisco Barreras at Mistique Red Recording Studios, San Juan, Puerto Rico.

"Paper Doll"

I had a dream and Ozzy came to me, and he said- "hey man...write and record this song for me..I woke up, went down in my recording studio and here are the excellent results! crank it up!
words and music by Eliot Chambers C+P 2020 Imperial Exile Music-Records, all rights reserved.

C-19 -   DR. CRANKNSTEIN -words and music by Eliot Chambers C+P 2020 I.E.M.

Imperial Exile Music-Records -Recording Artist "Peggy Punk" sinks her music teeth into the the 1976 Runaways classic "Cherry Bomb"  and captures the high energy delivery of this "Explosive" hit! Produced by Blunt Shank at I.E.M. Recording Studio- Switzerland. Crank it up and enjoy it- to hear Peggy Punk's 2020 release "Square Don't Fit" E.P. go here- https://wall.cdclick-europe.com/projects/squaredontfit

Square Don't Fit  E.P. wav

CHERRY BOMB- The "Runaways" 1976 classic-performed by Peggy Punk

Starring:
"da boi" derinho - Vocals, Guitar, Keys, Percussion
Special Guest Star:
Chic Mcknicknix - Lead Guitar, Spoken Word
Also Starring:
The Newly Found Gonzo Band:
Dour Dweezil - Electric Banjo, Dobro
Brandy Neismer - Bass
Handsome Harry - Drums, Percussion
Chris Walken - Backing Vocals, Percussion
Marcel Marceau - Backing Vocals
With:
Lilliane Zilli - Cameo Vocal
Linda Gambino - Cameo Vocal
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A HEART TO STAY

(record scratch)
Lilliane sings "Motherless Child"

Linda - Italian rap

Chic - there is a certain probability… (you ok, baby?)

2,3,4...
Oh i been stuck here with only me
Broken toys and a lock and key
Old love letters always bring me tears
Always bring me tears
Don't have many years

Lovely people i think we both can say
Memories kind of slip away
Faded colors always turn to gray
Always Turn to gray
Seems no other way

You know old men don't grow stronger
It's a helluva price to pay
Lonesome people get more lonesome
Waiting for a heart to stay

A broken toy scared up a tree
No way a boy can set you free
Waiting for a love to comfort me
To comfort me
But it may never be...

You know old men don't grow stronger
It's a helluva price to pay
Lonesome people just get lonesome (er)
Waiting for a heart to stay

(FIN)
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Written by "da boi" derinho
Produced by "da boi" derinho
(All Rights Reserved 2020)
"Motherless Child" trad.

A Heart To Stay (boiChic Stow)

Starring: da Snarks
Snarky G (Bobby Gilbert) - Lead and Rhythm Guitar, Bass, Piano, Drums
boi Snarky ("da boi" derinho) - Vocals, Guitar, Keys, Percussion
*******************
THAT'S ROCKIN'

Sidewinder in the cattle pen
You always bite me and come 'round again
Keep knockin', no talkin'
Not shockin', i'm walkin'
I'm free, no "we", now that's rockin'

Puttin' on airs and tryna come off wit' class
on your belly more than a snake in the grass
Ball hawkin', c*** blockin'
Wood choppin', without stoppin'
I'm free to leave now that's rockin'

Meanwhile i was thinkin'...

You came a knockin' tried to get locked in with me
Sellin' yo' a$$ like it came with a guarantee
Your black hole heart crawlin' up that apple tree
You seem to exist just to f*** with me…

Memories you seem to pick and choose
I always amuse, you always confuse
Quit stalking', you're sleep walkin'
Silk stockin', now balkin'
I'm free, wee hee! now that's rockin'


Meanwhile i'm STILL thinkin'


You came a knockin' tried to get locked in with me
Sellin' yo' a$$ like it came with a guarantee
Your black hole heart crawlin' up that apple tree
You seem to exist just to f*** with me…

Meanwhile i'm STILL thinkin'

(hey queenie wanna dance? what? you're only sixteen?… does your mom
wanna dance?)

(FIN)
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written by Gilbert/derinho
(2020 All Rights Reserved)
Produced by "da boi"

That's Rockin' (Snarky Take)

Introduction:
Chic is a lead guitarist, comedian, philosophy major and art minor.


Chic began his career as the lead guitarist for The McKnickNix
best known for his one note lead solo @ 360BPM
Chic has a wide vocal range and is known for his flamboyant stage presence and costumes as well as his one-note-lead-solo.

Bragging rights:
Good at doing Nothing

Career Highlights:
Media Editor at Netshows...(facebook.com/netshows.studio)

Co-creator of Media Factory Show TV (https://www.facebook.com/groups/1473483719557253/)

A Divine Idiot
https://www.facebook.com/divineidiot

Lead guitarist for the punk rock legends, The McKnickNix.
(https://www.facebook.com/mcknicknix)

D#1

Chic Mcknicknix