"Sure, there are times when one cries with acidity, "What are the limits of human stupidity" -Conan Doyle (from To An Undiscerning Critic)
"The wait and the distance are a thing of the past" -Boltagon (from Bartering Bothers Banks)
"Get your patience entangled with tech and unable to parse permanent and self-sustaining from bullshit inanity, you need direction and clarity to marry awareness and enduring. It ain't an either/or thing it's a journey" -Boltagon (from Anne Frank Welker)
"Hold on to your patience, you're gonna need it where we're going" -Boltagon (from No Bullet if By Silver Moon/Werewolves)
Sir Boltagon is a rapper based in San Antonio. People at shows tell him that he reminds them of Aesop Rock, Doseone, and Grand Buffet; some people don't really think he makes rap.
He likes the term "psychedlic hip-hop" but everyone makes a weird face at the mere mention of it. "Lyrical gymnastics" is cliche at this point, how about "syntax gymnastics"? Scientist rap? The crowd always bobs their heads, laughs at the jokes in the songs, and leaves with some new seed of an idea in their head. They ask who makes the beats, and the answer is GRAINAXE. and "beats" isn't the best term for what GRAINAXE. does, it's more like proto-metal electo-noise post-hop, something along those lines (heavy on the noise). Sonic Youth broke up(?) so we gotta kick up the noise as best as we can.

Sir Boltagon is also one half of RIVAL WIFE!, the weird-science hip-hop duo from Texas and Canada. As part of RIVAL WIFE! Sir Boltagon has opened for Busdriver, Abstract Rude, Neil Hamburger, the Kottenmouth Kings (it was a favor...no one told us there would be Juggalos there) and toured Texas with Joe Jack Talcum (of The Dead Milkmen) and the Bassturd in a Ford Taurus.
Sir Boltagon has played at and appeard on Ghostpizza's Night School, the Ghostpizza SXSW show in 2011, WOAI.com's "In the Garage," and has been interviewed on the Good Job Texas radio show where we debuted new tracks and were told not to swear at every commercial break.
contact email: sirboltagon@hotmail.com

Keys N Dope Is An American Hip Hop Music Producer From Columbus, Ohio.. Name comes from his eclectic samples and hypnotizing piano rolls plus having the ability to create the dopest drum patterns hence Keys N Dope. In House Producer For OsOs/ R.E.P.. “When we where coming up we had greats like Biggie, Krs 1, Nas and Pac to listen to but what do our kids have?” O.S.O.S. represents something new for the young and old to enjoy.  We appreciate the love and support of all social media and radio stations and all his music reaches. It is truly more than music and the passion and love runs way deeper than a few 16′s and a instrumental.Keys N Dope represents people who have been blessed with talent tha is meant for the world to experience but are just waiting on there time.He dedicates all he does to his mother the late Toni Y. Robinson. A inspiration and drive for him to achieve all goals set for this career Keys N Dope is a movement and a family of people all over reppin real music. The game has been through a lot of new faces and different styles but not to many survive enough to say “Wow, I had a serious Career”. Our peoples use to always tell us u can’t deny good music and that’s all Keys N Dope brings everytime. Leave comments, Send Messages, Blogs, E-mails or whatever you want to reach him but don’t stop till u get an answer!!!! Every person that listens to our music whether u like it or not is important.D.O.P.E= Da One Providing Evidence
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Producer of moody, dark, and nostalgic instrumentals.

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