It's either instrumental metalcore or metal AF covers of pop songs that I'm eventually going to be sued for.

Aerosmith - Steven Tyler, Joe Perry, Tom Hamilton, Brad Whitford and Joey Kramer - are America's Greatest Rock N' Roll Band with over 150 million records sold worldwide

In 2005, some friends formed a band called Stone Antica. A local resident of Mjoelby, Sweden once stated: "They are nothing but scumbags and wouldn't even be able to play "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" if they had a year to practice!" 

"Twinkle, Twinkle" is a bad ass song! One day we'll play it and call ourselves "The Starlies!" The band replied in local press. 

A Goddess kiss, brought to life in 2008, is a six-track EP that blew everyone's mind. Except it didn't. So the band moved into their rehearsal space for a few years and came back in 2011 to release their self-titled debut album. And what an album it was! 

To this day their No1 Hit Song "They'll Strike You Out" has been streamed over 10.000 times on Spotify! That's almost 0,000000000231  worth of BitCoin!

After living large and spending all their money on bars of candy, the band was last seen in Rio De Janeiro, Argentina 2015 at a concert that went completely wrong. Rumours quickly spread that none of the actual bandmembers were playing that night. Fans still believe Stone Antica is in lockup for possession of twix and snickers. 

American, Donald Trump turned to Twitter in 2017 to express his love for the band. "Anyone heard anything from Stone Antica after that night in Rio? Don't give me any FAKE NEWS! Their music is so great, they're awesome. I love these guys more than I love Ivanka, actually. Or money! I'm going to cry myself to sleep tonight and nobody dare stop me!" 

~ Antoine Bisquits, StereoEar

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