i thought they started serving ads in my soundcloud feed for a quick sec there thanks for this 1 hahaha

SoundCloud EDM In 2014

SUPPORT JIIMMY NUTRON
@elii4h
https://twitter.com/elii4h

THE ORIGINAL: https://soundcloud.com/penis-label/jiimmynutron-when-you

Jizz the season to be jerkin🎄! Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-fap! Well what do we have here now ⁉ Jizzmas Carolers? Oh my, how cumderful😊. Thank you for stopping by children, hope you're all having a splendid holiday season. Care to join me inside, I have so many gifts but no peen🍆to give them too😞💔. Do not fret my children, this will only take [comp length]

WHAT. IS. POPPINGGGGUHHHH MY FESTIVE FAPPERS :goofyass:! For a phenomenal Christmas gift this time around, we put a spin on our event from Christmas past and instead of only our Superior Senile Penile mod bods doing remixes and VIPs, we opened the idea to whoever wanted to try it out (to whoever be in that DISCORD OF COURSEEE WHAAAAAT! ayo wait, is that an invite link in our bio?????)! This event spanned over two weeks with each week being a separate phase. The first phase/week consisted of ONLY🤯previously released PMC artists submitting the stems to any past penis song of theirs. The following week would then include a public sign up form where everyone and anyone would be assigned a CUMPLETELY random song to remix (with the help of our trusty google sheet magic of course), and thus PMC'S SECRET SANTA WAS BORN! Enough shit shat, the present opening is about to begin🎁I would HATE to be the person that misses this!

COZY ASS ART MADE BY @ilysianofficial

jiimmy NUTron - when you [alt. version]

the new project starts with this one.

thanks @mmic for the master!

thanks so much for the stems @kinoteki

music to play when nothing is normal

Kinoteki - Pirate (Stellar Dendrites ENDOFTHELINE Mix)

https://gate.sc/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fjojan.gumroad.com%2Fl%2Fjojansoundcentrevol1&token=6bef9c-1-1718291037329

Thing I made with the sample pack

bertone genesis

A neuro / trance reimagining of Eternal Nightfall by @Key-Archive, created for her End Deluxe remix album

End Deluxe

Eternal Nightfall (wlowlo Remix)

Key Archive - Eternal Nightfall (wlowlo Remix)

For less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a Coke, you can buy a loaf of fresh bread a

@shunnersick

THE BEAT ALCHEMIST
Is brewing a new beat
But not just any beat
It's the philosopher's beat
The beat of all beats
That can turn ANY lyrics
Into PURE PEAK
Are you ready? let's BREW
-
I haven't found the right brew yet
but I can feel it coming close
oh I can feel it coming
oh I can feel it coming REALLY close
the brew i mean.
-
I only need to guess a few more ingredients
until I have my recipe complete
and when I have it
the brew will be MINE!
-
Any vocal has a chance
To be the one to top the charts
Anyone can be a vocalist
If they just find the right brew!
Any lyrics have a chance
To be the one to top the charts
Anyone can be a lyricist
If they just find the greatest beat of all!
-
Ohhh fuck, I would rather be at home right now kissing fat hairy men. Huh? What? I mean-
AGH, I'm too distracted, I cannot work like thus
I must concentrate lest I mess up the recipe again... 
Lucky for me I have my trusty companion Jordan here with me
Say hi to Jordan!!
ok did you say hi by now yes you did?
good awesome because you won't see him mentioned AGAIN.

Now, let's get back to the brew...

A bat wing here, a golem piece there
This brew has much material to spare!
The eye of the devil, a frog of war
And an old fingernail of Kendrick Lamar 
Stir up hydrochloric acid to make this concoction,
But we will use some soy souce since we do not have that option,
HEY
Little known fact,
I am actually banned
From buying any acid
The geneva convention
Has ruled out a rule
To prevent me from being rancid, HA!
IT DIDN'T WORK!
I still have my brews
I still have my beats
And I still got my crew
...that is a lie,
I no longer have crew,
My lads all got killed
In the temple of GLUUUE

FUUUUCK
Whoever made the temple of glue should DIE
I hate my dogshit ass life so much
That fucking glue...

Anyway.... Another bat wing here, another eye of the devil here...
Hmmmm...

OOOOOOOOOOOOO
The potion's working!

Yes... I can feel it...
This beat... It's beginning!
The Philosopher's Beat... I can SEE it brewing up inside my trusty pot...
Yes... It's about to EXPLODE...
Soon the world will be MINE!
IN THREE!
TWO!
ONE!
NOW!
I see it! I feel it! Yes!

...What? Where's the beat? Where is it?

THE BEAT ALCHEMIST
Will return soon
With a new... BRAND new beat...
I don't know how to recover from this.

*in the voice of sexyy red* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH BAABBBBYYYYYYYYYYY 💋🥵💯

AYOOOO IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR📅HAPPY SUMMERTIME🌞FELLOW PENIS LOVERS💖ARE YOU READY TO STROKE THAT THANG💦IN THE SUMMER HEAT CUZZO❓❓(that SWEATY😰discord link is WAITING🥺for your touch👐https://discord.gg/penismusic) Get ready to LOTION TF UP🧴🧴cuz the sounds🔊you're about to hear👂will leave you SCORCHED🔥🥵😳

Once again and just like tradition, our certified lover gerks😁in the PMC community came down upon the scene to deliver the finest sausages🌭this summer's cookout has to offer♨. 48 hours were given to our folks to WOP💥WOP💥WOP💥WOP💥WOP💥that ass up and I've gotta say🗣, some bitches were trolled, chords were stricken, and some mi-[Dr. Disrespect🕶has advised us that we don't wanna finish that line🙅‍♂️]

Hope you've got your swimwear on👙🥽🩲, we're about to dive into PMC VOL. 16🏊‍♂️!

ART BY @ilysianofficial

THE BEAT ALCHEMIST - THE BEAT ALCHEMIST AND THE PHILOSOPHER'S BEAT!!!

@all_caps1 / @yung-eggbert

[intro]
REAL CABBAGE SHIT
YOUNG EGGERTON
CABBAGE, IS THAT A TENT IN YOUR PANTS??
CABBAGE! HOP ON MY PENIS!!
CABBAGE WITH THE FOOTLONG!!!!
WHAT THE FUCKS A CABBAGE??

(Big black booty on my twitter feed)

Ummm, Cabbage, how long is it again? 
10 INCHES!?!!??!! 
uh... I think I might need a measuring tape for this one
a a a a ALL CAPS
CABBAGE, RUN THAT SHIT!!!

[Chorus 1]
Vinillith Gophissein Xoivellith the third
Gophissein Xoivellith the third
I'll do what I can, cause i'm the man
I'll do what I can, cause i'm the man
(Destroyer of life)
WAH BA BA BEE BOO
R’RLA BI DA BEE BOO YEAH
(Destroying my life)
RA PI KE TI KEI PAGOO YEAH
(Destroyer of love)
I'll do what I can, cause i'm the man
(Destroyer of life)
I'll do what I can, cause i'm the man

YUH?

[Verse 1]
Bitch im feelin’ alright,
(Shawty suck my nards)
Shawty out like a light
(Does anyone wanna have sex tonight)
Bitch I dont wanna fight
(Drinkin Han Solo)
Put my name in ALL CAPS
(Bitch San Holo)

Let my bih touch the sack (yuh)
She has a nice rack (yuh)
I just sniffed some crack (yuh)
She just hit my back (yuh)
She hit me from the back
Put that shit in ALL CAPS
Suck my dick from the back

[Breakdown]
Cabbage brought me the measuring tape (uh)
It's time to finally *giggle* find out if its actually 10 inches (yuh)
WOW
It's actually 10 inches (yuh)
Wait a minute, cabbage, you weren't lying when you said it was 10 inches (yuh)

Let me unbuckle
Bitch you better tussle (yuh)
I just wanna suckle (huh)
Don't step to me unless you want the
Knuckle (YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH)
Where’d the beat go? (YEAHH)
Oh. I hear it, I’m just joking

Ridin’ around in my tractor
I can't seem to attract her (in my tractor)
She said that she wanna go faster (yuh)
I said, I just wanna last yeah

[Chorus 2]
HWOAH!
THE BEAT GO CRAZY YUH (YUH)
THE BEAT GO INSANE YUH (HEY)
HUH (EUUGHH)
WOAH (YOO)
ITS CRAZY
ITS CRAZY (BRRRRRRRRRAH)
ITS CRAZY
ITS CRAZY (BRRR)
THE BEAT GO CRAZY YUH (SKIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRT)
THE BEAT GO INSANE YUH (YAH)

[Verse 2]
PLEASE LIKE THE SONG
AND HIT THE REPOST
MMMM LOOK AT THAT SCRUMPTIOUS SANDWICH (yuh)
IT'S SO YUMMY
UGHHHH
I JUST WANNA SINK MY TEEF (yuh)
INTO THAT ROAST BEEF
YUH
AYE

IT LOOK DELICIOUS
HUH
IT LOOK DELICIOUS 
HUH
IT LOOK DELICIOUS
HUH
IT LOOK VINILLITH
GOPHISSEIN YUH (BRRRRAH)
XOIVELLITH THE THIRD (YUH)
DESTROYER OF WORLDS

Cheese on my meat (hey)
Call that a footlong sub (yo)
Add tomato, lettuce, and a olive on the top (yah)
Shawty give me top
Call me Mr Rock
That's how I make an italian sub

[outro]
I get on top
All my homies hard as rocks
Suck till they blow
I like big black co- FUCK (COCKS)
(COCKS)

*in the voice of sexyy red* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH BAABBBBYYYYYYYYYYY 💋🥵💯

AYOOOO IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR📅HAPPY SUMMERTIME🌞FELLOW PENIS LOVERS💖ARE YOU READY TO STROKE THAT THANG💦IN THE SUMMER HEAT CUZZO❓❓(that SWEATY😰discord link is WAITING🥺for your touch👐https://discord.gg/penismusic) Get ready to LOTION TF UP🧴🧴cuz the sounds🔊you're about to hear👂will leave you SCORCHED🔥🥵😳

Once again and just like tradition, our certified lover gerks😁in the PMC community came down upon the scene to deliver the finest sausages🌭this summer's cookout has to offer♨. 48 hours were given to our folks to WOP💥WOP💥WOP💥WOP💥WOP💥that ass up and I've gotta say🗣, some bitches were trolled, chords were stricken, and some mi-[Dr. Disrespect🕶has advised us that we don't wanna finish that line🙅‍♂️]

Hope you've got your swimwear on👙🥽🩲, we're about to dive into PMC VOL. 16🏊‍♂️!

ART BY @ilysianofficial

ALL CrAPS, yungling eggerton, Luh cabbage - Vinillith Gophissein Xoivellith III, Destroyer of Worlds

20241216

"meme-ridden project" curated by a few italians

bookings: don't book us

main: @paneciok

For less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a Coke, you can buy a loaf of fresh bread a

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