A song my brother made about his experiences ish our first time in Amsterdam together, ca 2002

"You don't sleep in coffeeshop. You sleep at home!"

Hva Faen vol. 1

The Black Tongue - One White Widow and a Heineken

sources:

Perry Como - It's beginning to look a lot like christmas
Nat King Cole - The Happiest Christmas Tree
Percy Faith - We Need a Little Christmas
Rankin Bass - Rudolph
Rankin Bass - The Year Without a Santa Claus

With a ho and a hey!

A Lofi ASMR Christmas (Clean Ver.)

Worst Gifts Ever

Windows Wonderland

Dave has difficulty getting his gimmick song produced.

Christmas Will Be Late

A Holiday Cover of "Semi Charmed Life" by Third Eye Blind called "Santa's Elf"

Lyrics by me


Doo doo doo, doo doo-doo doo
Doo doo doo, doo doo-doo doo
Doo doo doo, doo doo-doo doo
Doo doo doo


Sleds Packed up this mornin
The North Pole, you know it  it's snowing
we work for free
aint got time for a vacation
our only motivation
is helping santa fill the world with glee


And He makes you smile, with a gift for you
Do ever what you wanna do, this coming yule
Keep on smiling, but please know this
hes gotta list and i think hes always watching 

passin out gifts bassed on what he observes
making all the toys for good boys n girls
Come tell him whats on your lsit 
We make them the things you wish , she said


I am Santa's elf
Doing good for someone else
Christmas time is my life, baby, baby
I am Santas elf 
Im helping the big guy with tooooys


Doo doo doo, doo doo-doo doo
Doo doo doo, doo doo-doo doo
Doo doo doo, doo doo-doo doo
Doo doo doo


The sky was cold made a big ole snowman 
with a carrot for a nose

And I wish I could get back there, someplace back there
back when he was dancnging in the street 
a simple magic hat is just  enough to do the trick  


It won't stop, I won't come down
I keep stock 
with a egg nog  rhythm, a bump for the drop
And then I bumped up, I took the nog  that I was given
Then I bumped again, then I bumped again
I said


I know you are asking 
how we find the right gift just for you
how does santa know just what to put under the tree


I am Santa's elf
Doing good for someone else
CHristmas time is my life, baby, baby
I am Santas elf Ill helping the big guy with tooooys


I believe in the snow beneath my boots
i hope everyones on the good list 
that no one ever gets coal

i know naughty kids are bad on the inside
everyone is  good if you just try 
And that would be alright, alright


And when the Fog  came in,santa  worried crashing
no way to navigate the city , 
then all the reindeer refused to fly
Now were  struggling to survive
haliday is in distress
some one here has to save christmas
Lil red Rainder passed the test, 
weird glowing nose helped guide through the darkness


One


And you hold me, 
and you are hoping
I think might her the jingle beels
Feel yourself, heading off to sleep
through the chimmny he'll be creep
Ho, Ho
its magic just for one night 
milk n cookies washed down with  smile
and it will be alright, alright


I am Santa's elf
Doing good for someone else
CHristmas time is my life, baby, baby
I am Santas elf Ill helping the big guy with tooooys

Doo doo doo, doo doo-doo doo
Doo doo doo, doo doo-doo doo
Doo doo doo, doo doo-doo doo

The sky was cold made a big ole snowman 
with a carrot for a nose

And I wish I could get back there, someplace back there
back when he was dancnging in the street 
a simple magic hat is just  enough to do the trick

Doo doo doo, doo doo-doo doo
Doo doo doo, doo doo-doo doo

Santa's Elf

A Visit from St Nicholas A Christmas Cover of "The Distance" by Cake

It Ain't Christmas Without the Wizard of Oz on TNT

A Christmas reimagining of the seminal Northern Boys hit Party Time.

Lyrics:

[Verse 1: Santa]
'tis the holiday season, I'm jolly well chuffed
Shovelling mountains of wonderful stuff
Sherry, and carrots, and lovely mince pies
By the end of the night, I'm full up to me eyes
Like wow, I'm fat and I'm old
I'm living in the North Pole covered in snow
Come out every year to spread holiday cheer
Then I sod off back with me reindeer in tow

[Verse 2: Elf]
I build toys around the year
But people only care who brings them there (yep), happ'ly, (yeah?)
Under the tree, do they thank me?
Well, the answer's no (Okay)
Filling the quotas in Santa's workshop (respect)
That’s my fate till the day when I drop (dead)
Just a cog in the production line
And if I stay or go, they will manage just fine

[Bridge: Santa]
I read every letter, they don’t want world peace (what peace?)
Everyone asks for a PlayStation 5 (the brats)
They don't even try
Almost makes my cry
No (Grinch), don't talk to me
Unless you have been good all year
I'm bringing you naught, you'll be amazed to see
Only soot and some coal under your Christmas tree

[Verse 3: Elf]
They ask, ‘Hey pal, are you a garden gnome?’
‘An honest mistake’, I say politely, ‘No’
Watch where you step not to squish me (just a little bloke)
You may need to squint or you’ll miss me (oi, watch it)
Bowl of syrupy crispies, that's me breakfast
They took my blood, and they wanted to test it
It's all sugar, with a spackle of rice
But I don't care 'cause it tastes so nice

[Chorus: Santa & Elf]
It's Christmas time, get your trees out (What?) (Woah)
If you wanna get gifts, sort yourselves out (Right)
It's Christmas time, get your trees out
Do you want a ho-ho-ho from a jolly old man? (Merry Christmas)
It's Christmas time, get your trees out
If you wanna get gifts, sort yourselves out (What?)
It's Christmas time, get your trees out
Do you want a ho-ho-ho from a jolly old man?

[Verse 4: Father Christmas]
I said a hip, a hop, a hip (hip-hop-hip)
Your present's going right into the skip, because you've got no chimney
The saddest house in Stickney (disgrace!)
You thought I'd use the door? (knob!)
Old, fat, with a giant sack
Always on a verge of a heart attack
When they complain there's a house I missed 
I say, 'Kids, you are on my naughty list!'

[Verse 5: Elf]
I'm a tiny guy with a giant heart
Raised a human child what wasn't mine (Aww)
Wiped his tears when they teased him
Come on, son, they envy your size
Why did I care to keep up the charade?
He left me for his rich prick of a dad
But I'm a happy Christmas elf
Like every other elf, there's no sense of self (ha-ha)

[Verse 6: Santa]
Oooh, what's the worth?
Bringing joy all over the earth 
I’m too used to hearing I don’t exist
From parents or even in church
Jesus, it’s your holiday
So please, I ask you for a way 
To make them treat me like Father Christmas, ‘cause if not
I can be Grandfather Frost

[Verse 7: Elf]
I’m a fun machine, I don’t know when to stop
I’ve got pointy ears and a hat on top
Green and red with a festive vibe
I clean up deer pellets on the Christmas night (nice)
No Legolas, but we share some genes
Winter’s here all year, and I never sneeze
Bless me? Are you taking the mick?
Here, have a candy cane and give it a lick

[Chorus: Santa & Elf]
It's Christmas time, get your trees out (What?) (Woah)
If you wanna get gifts, sort yourselves out (Right)
It's Christmas time, get your trees out
Do you want a ho-ho-ho from a jolly old man? (Merry Christmas)
It's Christmas time, get your trees out
If you wanna get gifts, sort yourselves out (What?)
It's Christmas time, get your trees out
Do you want a ho-ho-ho from a jolly old man?
[Outro: Elf]
A ho-ho-ho from a jolly old man?

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