Ninja Sex Party - If We Were Gay.mp3

Jingle Jangle Jingle

The 12 Days Of Xmas ft. The Broke Dick Piece of Shit Drill

06TheUltimateShowdownofUltimate

This track is from the album Strawberries and Cream and is available for purchase on CD Baby here: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty6

Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma

Number12

DOWNLOAD HERE https://chrisraygun.bandcamp.com/track/aint-no-rest-for-the-triggered

LYRICS

Well I shared a thought online
It was an innoucuous tweet
I didn't really think much of it at the time
But then a couple of days later
I was fired from my job
And the reason left me well beyond surprised

Someone had taken what I said
Wrote a ridiculous op-ed
And spread it all over the goddamn internet
I came in contact with the author
And I asked her, "Hey, what gives"
She messaged me and this is what she said,
"Oh, there ain't no rest for the Tiggered
We're easily displeased
We've got hair to dye
We've got tears to cry
Please gimme your sympathy
No I won't let loose, I get my news
From places like Salon
No there ain't no rest for the triggered
Donate to my patreon"
Not even fifteen minutes later
I had come across a crowd
It was a protest over something someone said
They called for the resignation
Of a man who seemed quite patient 
In explaining what it was he really meant
Apparently the crowd was mad
That he didn't wanna ban
Halloween costumes that might have offended some
When I tried to intervene
A lady lunged out right at me
She summoned some muscle, and then began to hum 
So now a couple hours passed
I'm walking up to my front door
But from my peripheral vision I could see
That a man had dropped his keys
And like a gymnist on trapeze
I caught them in mid-air and said, "Sir, you dropped these"
He turned around in pure disgust
He said, "I'm not even a man
I'm a bigendered girl with manly tendencies"
I said, "Okay, Sir, whatever"
And he called up the police
Now I'm serving six to ten cuz I dared to disagree


Ain't No Rest For The Triggered

theFunkyFr34k- Get Ya Hands Up (Mash - Up)

Chains is in a Pickle 
Lyrics by Simon Viklund 

INTRO: 
It was time for enterprisin’ 
I gathered all the guys in My crew (mm-hmm) 
They knew (uh-huh) 
We ‘bout to go out heistin’ 

VERSE 1: 
We went into the lobby of the local bank 
It was Dallas, Wolf and me with Hoxton on the flank 
It escalated quickly, soon they sent in the SWAT 
As we were hauling bags of cash try’na avoid gettin’ shot Then BANG! I got hit - I was in the dark 
Through the commotion and explosions I could hear a remark As I was lying there envisioning my life as a cripple 
It was Bain, tactlessly goin’ “ Chains is in a pickle!” 

CHORUS 1: 
AAARGH! Sniper knocked me out Everybody shout: He’s in a pickle! Chains is in a pickle! (Pickle!) AAARGH! Sniper knocked me out Everybody: Chains is in a pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! 

VERSE 2: 
Another time we’re ambushing an armored car 
We had a loader push it off the road - the plan was bizarre In an alley outta nowhere came a green eyed Cloaker 
And I could not outrun him even though I’m no smoker 
He punched me causing my whole cerebellum to jiggle 
And without missing a beat Bain goes “ Chains is in a pickle!” 

CHORUS 2: 
AAARGH! Cloaker knocked me out Everybody shout: He’s in a pickle! Chains is in a pickle! (Pickle!) AAARGH! Cloaker knocked me out Everybody: Chains is in a pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! 

CHAINS’ GIRLFRIEND: 
Chains is in a pickle, Chains is in a pickle Chains is in a pickle, Chains is in a pickle Chains is in a pickle, in a pickle he is Chains is in a pickle, Chains is in a pickle (x2) 

VERSE 3: 
Next was a diamond we were looking to score 
A great start - Wolf even stayed off the dance floor 
But then the codes for the vault turned out to be wrong 
We were steamrolled by an army of SWATs 10.000 STRONG! A Dozer wrecked me, I swear Bain was mufflin’ a giggle 
As he went “Somebody help Chains - he’s in a pickle!” 
You feel me? 

CHORUS 3: 
AAARGH! Dozer knocked me out Everybody shout: He’s in a pickle! Chains is in a pickle! (Pickle!) AAARGH! Dozer knocked me out Everybody: Chains is in a pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! 

BREAKDOWN: 
A Taser just electroshocked me right in the nipple 
Don’t assume I’m in the mood to hear “ Chains is in a pickle!” 

CHORUS 3: 
AAARGH! Taser shocked me out Everybody shout: He’s in a pickle! Chains is in a pickle! (Pickle!) AAARGH! Taser shocked me out Everybody: Chains is in a pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! AAARGH! Something knocked me out Everybody shout: He’s in a pickle! Chains is in a pickle! (Pickle!) AAARGH! I’m here bleedin’ out You’re just goin’: Chains is in a pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! 
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! PICKLE!

Chains is in a Pickle

Chains Is In A Pickle

Nsp - Release The Kraken

Robocopyright - Article 13 Rap By Dan Bull (remixed by Grandayy)

Ain't No Rest For The Triggered

Chris Ray Gun