Not my original work, rehosted due to YT copyright claim for the Zelda Informer listeners.

Starbomb - The Hero Of Rhyme

Watch Dogs Rap [Remix]   FREE SONG By JT Machinima

Tu caraluna

Purely Entertainment purposes. All Rights are Reserved to JonTronshow and Schmoyoho. If JonTron, Schmoyoho, or any of the artists involved in the making of the music video wish for me to take down the song, then I will. Message me to ask to take it down.

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I <3 JonTron. This is to spread the video to soundcloud. Hope you enjoy. :D

Original Video: https://youtu.be/Oy_JlG7C-T8
JonTron: http://normalboots.com/author/jontronshow
Schmoyoho:  https://www.youtube.com/user/schmoyoho
Schmoyoho's SoundCloud: @schmoyoho
Converter: www.2conv.com

Artists Involved:
FtK: http://fluttershythekind.tumblr.com
Pixlpit: http://www.youtube.com/pixlpit
Cassidy Stone: https://twitter.com/CassidyStone1
FERG!: http://tinyurl.com/h853du9
Mike Bedsole: http://youtube.com/c/mikebedsole
Louie Zong: http://www.louiezong.com
Sean Rhodes: http://www.traumatrope.tumblr.com
TopSpinTheFuzzy: http://tinyurl.com/zhc4kth
Fungasm: https://www.youtube.com/user/FungasmTube
Dalton Brown: http://www.youtube.com/TheSmashToons
Daniel Tan (supardanil): https://www.youtube.com/user/CoxnCrendor
Danny A Reyes (oryozema): https://www.youtube.com/user/oryozema
Lt. Eddy: http://tinyurl.com/halpj5k
Taylor Parrish: http://www.taylorparrishart.tumblr.com
CatFat: https://www.youtube.com/user/CatFatNG
Brandon Turner: http://tinyurl.com/hz9z25g
SIR: http://tinyurl.com/zhgb7zu
MrChambers: http://tinyurl.com/zf3lc97
Steve Dorian (Lemony Fresh): http://tinyurl.com/z5h3jbc
Flannelson: http://www.youtube.com/flannelson
Lucas Pacheco: https://www.vimeo.com/120929327
Stejkrobot: http://www.Youtube.com/stejkrobot

JonTron - Firework (Full Cover)

DOWNLOAD HERE https://chrisraygun.bandcamp.com/track/aint-no-rest-for-the-triggered

LYRICS

Well I shared a thought online
It was an innoucuous tweet
I didn't really think much of it at the time
But then a couple of days later
I was fired from my job
And the reason left me well beyond surprised

Someone had taken what I said
Wrote a ridiculous op-ed
And spread it all over the goddamn internet
I came in contact with the author
And I asked her, "Hey, what gives"
She messaged me and this is what she said,
"Oh, there ain't no rest for the Tiggered
We're easily displeased
We've got hair to dye
We've got tears to cry
Please gimme your sympathy
No I won't let loose, I get my news
From places like Salon
No there ain't no rest for the triggered
Donate to my patreon"
Not even fifteen minutes later
I had come across a crowd
It was a protest over something someone said
They called for the resignation
Of a man who seemed quite patient 
In explaining what it was he really meant
Apparently the crowd was mad
That he didn't wanna ban
Halloween costumes that might have offended some
When I tried to intervene
A lady lunged out right at me
She summoned some muscle, and then began to hum 
So now a couple hours passed
I'm walking up to my front door
But from my peripheral vision I could see
That a man had dropped his keys
And like a gymnist on trapeze
I caught them in mid-air and said, "Sir, you dropped these"
He turned around in pure disgust
He said, "I'm not even a man
I'm a bigendered girl with manly tendencies"
I said, "Okay, Sir, whatever"
And he called up the police
Now I'm serving six to ten cuz I dared to disagree


Ain't No Rest For The Triggered

We all love the well-known Lavernius Tucker from Red Vs. Blue, so why not make a song about his beloved catchphrase by Jeff Williams, featuring Jason Saldana and Lamar Hall.  This song is also available on ITunes in the Season 9 Track of Red Vs. Blue!
Red Vs. Blue + Tucker do not belong to me, they belong to Rooster Teeth.  

Ain't No Rest For The Triggered

Chris Ray Gun