Track 7 from our album NSFW! https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/nsfw/id471083577

NSFW - 07 No Reason Boner

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Shredded Metal

Take Your Pick

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LYRICS

Well I shared a thought online
It was an innoucuous tweet
I didn't really think much of it at the time
But then a couple of days later
I was fired from my job
And the reason left me well beyond surprised

Someone had taken what I said
Wrote a ridiculous op-ed
And spread it all over the goddamn internet
I came in contact with the author
And I asked her, "Hey, what gives"
She messaged me and this is what she said,
"Oh, there ain't no rest for the Tiggered
We're easily displeased
We've got hair to dye
We've got tears to cry
Please gimme your sympathy
No I won't let loose, I get my news
From places like Salon
No there ain't no rest for the triggered
Donate to my patreon"
Not even fifteen minutes later
I had come across a crowd
It was a protest over something someone said
They called for the resignation
Of a man who seemed quite patient 
In explaining what it was he really meant
Apparently the crowd was mad
That he didn't wanna ban
Halloween costumes that might have offended some
When I tried to intervene
A lady lunged out right at me
She summoned some muscle, and then began to hum 
So now a couple hours passed
I'm walking up to my front door
But from my peripheral vision I could see
That a man had dropped his keys
And like a gymnist on trapeze
I caught them in mid-air and said, "Sir, you dropped these"
He turned around in pure disgust
He said, "I'm not even a man
I'm a bigendered girl with manly tendencies"
I said, "Okay, Sir, whatever"
And he called up the police
Now I'm serving six to ten cuz I dared to disagree


Ain't No Rest For The Triggered

Love Is Like Drugs

SDGAF

Being in Love Is Like Being on Drugs

Africa - Ninja Sex Party

Well, hello
It's been a while since I've uploaded a show
Gotta flow back into the mojo
Schedules slow, but motherfucker I'm a pro, yo
I'm not really in the know though
Been out of the zone like a no-go
Mood’s been flowing to and fro like a yo-yo
I guess i didn't really care about the news or the views because I'm so over
Sprawling algorithmic shit on the walls
Gossip in the halls, “Did you hear about Jake Paul?”
Eight ball, sunk, corner pocket no damn call
Eight part, "What?! OMG I'm nervous, lol"

Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon
Gimme simple lacks of talent
Put celebs at a desk, write a check,
Up next!
Rinse, repeat
Split it into bits and wait
T'ill it's released
At number one on the trending page
Wanna see Radcliffe look at 10 year old memes
Isn't this the saddest thing you've seen on TV?
I thought the internet might've finally set us free
But now it's obvious the apple ain’t far from the tree

I mean
I'd probly give a pass to Conan
A big proponent of independent showmen
Late Night Serotonin
Does the name mean anything? Rogers, Olan
But most of these late night guys are roaches
Posts encroaching like a diagnosis
The absolute state of this site's atrocious
It ain't done till the fat one drops the hostess

But hold it!
What is up?
The alt right coming for your kids, cover up!
Did you guys ever happen see this study release by data society
That puts a direct line from spencer to me? Well, dang we collabbed?
Where? In your sad wet dream?
Beccalew, I’ll remember you
Send me off to fight your foo
You’re the pretender to whom
I won’t have to surrender to

CHORUS
I’ve been lazy I know I’ve been lazy
But all the news lately is just irritating
So why doesn’t everybody loosen up
Loosen up
Loosen up
I’ve been lazy, I know I’ve been lazy
But all the news lately doesn’t even really phase me
So hopefully everybody loosens up
Loosens up
Loosens up

Maybe I’ll make drama vids 
So it hurts even worse when the karma hits
“Baby, I’m anonymous! I’m immune to the pain
I’m very tolerant of literally any opinion that isn’t moderate.”
People call me right wing, what a pipe dream
Just because I think comedy is a nice thing?
And if I veer to the left even slightly
“Come fight me on my nine hour livestream!”
You’re a this, you’re a that, you’re a what
You’re sexist bigot or a soyboy cuck
Hold it!
What is up?
The SJWs are here, motherfuck! 
If I see another shitty cartoon in a tux
Ranting about Venezuelan cover ups
Lay my face on the railway then, let the mayhem
Take charge, let the train skate on my brainstem
Ugh! I’m gonna need meds, send a doc
Can’t take another joke about attack helicopters
We only start mobs cuz we love a monster
Case dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters

CHORUS

This beats getting a little repetitive
It’s should’ve been edited down, cuz right now it’s a sedative
“Ugh all you do is rant about feminists.”
Negative, Ghost Rider, get yourself off of the premises
I’m the Top Ray Gun, credited with highly edited
Masterworks, thought not particularly relevant
If you’re seekin’ a Puerto Rican iDubbbz impressionist
Swimming through YouTube algorithm with elegance
For the hell of it
But I’m not a rapper so I’m a bit out my element
Everybody wants politics,
But everybody takes it so serious
And I really don’t get what the problem is
With just having a little bit of fun with it

So, to everybody listenin’
Isn’t it fun knowin’ we’re stuck in a loop of infinite dumb 
Nonsense, so sweet, cinnamon bun
"Um, we're quite in a predicament, hun!"
And if this rant's not what you wanted here in a musical
Be right back, I'll rewrite this trash into something usable

Algorhythm - YouTube The Musical

Chris Ray Gun