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Chris Ray Gun

Ray Gun

Who started the fire in the warehouse?
Turns out it wasn't demons.
Who started the final solution?
Turns out it wasn't demons.
Who started the shootings in our school yards?
Turns out it wasn't demons.
How can we all possibly get along?
Look at the things we believe in.

There is no heaven or hell, so take your life and define it
Not by words take from someone else, but by your own words tailored to fight it
Cuz' free will ain't what they want it to be, cuz what they want it to be is a tool
So next time someone passes lies for a speech, make sure you've got some skeptic in you

Who started hospitals and charities?
Turns out it wasn't angels.
Who created medicine and chemistry?
Turns out it wasn't angels.
Who started scientific discovery?
Sure as hell wasn't angels.
Tell me the stories you devoutly believe
I'm not convinced by your fable

CHORUS
C,G,C,G,C,G,-D
The human race can be a wonderful thing
But our religions say we're damned little things
Guilty from birth for all the terrible things
That were done

Before we've even lived a day we're condemned
To an existence full of making amends 
For awful deeds committed by other men
We'll I'm done

With you and your convenient message of thought conviction
I'm done with you
And your fairy-tails 


"Turns Out (No Heaven or Hell)" - Original Song

Neat track I downloaded years ago. Couldn't find it online, so I thought I'd upload it.

Burn Audience of One - Rise Against / Ellie Goulding Mashup

Social Justice THE MUSICAL - The Times They Are A-Changin'

DOWNLOAD HERE https://chrisraygun.bandcamp.com/track/aint-no-rest-for-the-triggered

LYRICS

Well I shared a thought online
It was an innoucuous tweet
I didn't really think much of it at the time
But then a couple of days later
I was fired from my job
And the reason left me well beyond surprised

Someone had taken what I said
Wrote a ridiculous op-ed
And spread it all over the goddamn internet
I came in contact with the author
And I asked her, "Hey, what gives"
She messaged me and this is what she said,
"Oh, there ain't no rest for the Tiggered
We're easily displeased
We've got hair to dye
We've got tears to cry
Please gimme your sympathy
No I won't let loose, I get my news
From places like Salon
No there ain't no rest for the triggered
Donate to my patreon"
Not even fifteen minutes later
I had come across a crowd
It was a protest over something someone said
They called for the resignation
Of a man who seemed quite patient 
In explaining what it was he really meant
Apparently the crowd was mad
That he didn't wanna ban
Halloween costumes that might have offended some
When I tried to intervene
A lady lunged out right at me
She summoned some muscle, and then began to hum 
So now a couple hours passed
I'm walking up to my front door
But from my peripheral vision I could see
That a man had dropped his keys
And like a gymnist on trapeze
I caught them in mid-air and said, "Sir, you dropped these"
He turned around in pure disgust
He said, "I'm not even a man
I'm a bigendered girl with manly tendencies"
I said, "Okay, Sir, whatever"
And he called up the police
Now I'm serving six to ten cuz I dared to disagree


Ain't No Rest For The Triggered

Oh hey there, Gawker, how you doing today?
Hulk Hogan slammed you in the head
And I sure would like your dumb company
To fall and never get back up again.
When you're gone 
When you're gone
No one will miss you when you're gone
No one'll miss the things you said
No one'll miss you when you're Dead oh
No one'll miss you when you're gone.

No One Will Miss You When You're Gone - Gawker is Dead

Lanslide Cover by Chris Ray Gun (DEMO - First try)

Landslide - Uncut - Attempt #1

Chris Ray Gun