I’m a flirt, n I keep a Swiss knife on me at all times. Lol. I’ve shot a fire extinguisher once. Carried a snake that weighed a ton. I drove bumper cars. I’ve walked a mole. I’ve cut lemon grass. I’ve made sticky rice. I’ve went camping. I’ve caught a fish before. I’ve had two iPhones both water damaged. I’ve made my own fleshlight. I’ve masterbated with a banana peel. I’ve masterbated with a white towel. I can do a had stand on my own. I beat confers bad fur day by myself. I’ve completed all gears of war campaigns. I’ve completed Diablo 3 by myself. I’ve completed every legend of Zelda game except for seasons and hour witch glass. I’ve completed super mario 64. I’ve completed ace combat. I’ve went to 6 flags roaring waters. I’ve played Marco Polo the real one that you play in a pool. I’ve played water polo. I’ve played baseball. I’ve played basketball full court & 21. I’ve went I’ve skating. I like reading. I’ve gotten a twenty dollar tip before. The most money I’ve ever spent was on whippits. The most money I’ve ever kept in my pocket was 300 US dollars. I’ve finished a case of modelo by myself. I’ve finished a case of corona by myself. I’ve finished a case of Stella by myself. I’ve finished a case of Heineken by myself. I’ve done heroine, I’ve done cocaine. I’ve done weed. I’ve done meth. I’ve spent 200 US dollars on timberland boots. I’ve bent a spoon in my hand. I can bend beer caps with my hand. I’ve crunched beer cans properly. I’ve been to the shed aquarium. I’ve been to the Brookfield zoo. I’ve done anal before. I’ve sucked dick before. I’ve dissected a frog before. I’ve killed a dog. I’ve poisoned a dog. I’ve beat up a cat. I’ve gotten a cut from a mirror. I have never cut myself before EVER. I’ve finished Metroid prime. I’ve finished the Batman Arkham asylum. I’ve finished yu-yu-hakosho. I’ve finished rouroni kenshin. I’ve finished mai hime. I’ve finished ramma 1/2. I’ve finished soul caliber. I’ve finished all of the GTA series. I’ve finished red dead redemption and red dead redemption 2. My favorite game is sonic. I’ve finished final fantasy 13. I’ve finished inuyasha. I’ve finished metal slug anthology. I’ve finished guilty gear. I’ve finished onimusha blade warriors. I’ve finished ninja gaiden. I’ve finished all of the elder scrolls except elder scrolls online. I’ve finished King Kong skull island. I’ve stole a quarter from my cousins shoebox where he keeps all his quarters. I’ve broken multiple glass wind-shields. I’ve broken a glass by kicking the window. I’ve made out with a man. I have never ever stolen anyone’s bike EVER. I’ve never stolen a pogo stick EVER. I’ve knifed car wheels open about 4 of them. I’ve thrown lighters in the middle of an alley. I’ve fallen off of a swingset at its highest point. I’ve been pancaked by buddah kutro. I’ve ran a mile in 13 minutes flat. I’ve benched 175lbs. I’ve been in school fight before. I’ve been in a food-fight before. I’ve been to three concerts. I’ve changed a light bulb before 💡. I’ve battery’s into a sock. I’ve been on a trampoline. I’ve been on a slide. I’ve gone tuba diving. I’ve been in a jacuzzi. I’ve seen an eaten nipple. I’ve seen an eaten ear. I’ve been in a car full of kids with boots on stomping in it. I’ve rode the short bus. I’ve dropped an ounce of weed on the floor. I’ve gotten bitch slapped by my mom. I’ve witnessed a bitch fit. I’ve stopped fucking a girl mid-way through a bust. I had a party that got raided by the police. I’ve had my shotgun missing for over more than two weeks. I’ve driven to Missouri by myself. I’ve been in multiple relationships. I’ve had sex with a condom on. I’ve rocked a baby to sleep. I’ve been to prison. I’ve slept in a car before. I’ve watched someone have sex in a vehicle while I was driving. I’ve driven a moped to and from work. I’ve finished real 3rd hour shifts. I’ve bought the AK-47 bottle whisky from binnys. I’ve finished a bottle of patron by myself. Ive gangbanged 4 four corner hustlers & T2C. I bit my tougue. P.S👻

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