I think I want to get rid of the banter here...especially since there is no setup for it at the beginning...

The music for this song was made in the mid 90's, and it wasn't until around 2010 that I decided to throw any kind of vocals on top of it. I was getting angry that I didn't have enough "completed" songs to warrant an eventual album of pain, so I threw these down one evening...I always envision a guy just stumbling across this situation, and it sounds like a stop-motion or animated scene waiting to happen. Maybe it will be my first addition to this "YouTube" thing everyone keeps carrying on about.

The "YEAH" you here briefly there is a symptom of listening to a lot of Rob Zombie...

"Pass the Ocean" is a real square dancing term, apparently. 

My favorite voice to do...Thank you, Mr Howell.

any chance to "doo, doo" with yourself in the background is a good one.

DEVO's Gerald V. Casale: ``I'm Gonna Pay U Back``

new single

Theme song for the Comedy Bang Bang character MC Sugarbutt

MC Sugarbutt(for Carl Tart)

The Pot Party

I got a full tank and a wallet full of cash - Gonna cruise on out - find me some downtown trash
Well I'm smelling good, and I'm lookin' right - No one can resist me when I'm out tonight
But the streets are bare and the energy's low - Then I remembered what I already know
It's only MONDAY NIGHT - There's no one here... - It's only MONDAY NIGHT - One dollar beer
Well I strolled on up to the other end of the bar - There was a cutie (hot patootie) staring back at me from afar
Well I took them home before I realized - All those good looks were a cruel disguise
Then the nightmare came and kissed me on the cheek - saying "Can't wait to meet your Mom and Dad next week!"
It's only MONDAY NIGHT - What did I say? - It's only MONDAY NIGHT - instead of Tuesday



Monday Nights

**EXPLICIT LYRICS**
I believe EVERY music maker in the world should have at least one of these songs. 
This is mine. 

S.O.M.F.

best described as a really dark HeeHaw sketch. 
If your going to sacrifice virgins, you might as well have a little fun while your at it.

The Devil's Square Dance

Finally, the audio directions on how to love and care for your goat, considering it's from space. Earth goats don't count, you sicko.

Space Goat

Just a little mish-mash of some of my more "finished" tunes, separated by annoying record scratches...Enjoy! 

The Claude Rains Orchestra Sampler

A song still in the works, but thought I would share the instrumental version with you all for the time being. Seems to put me in a good mood.

The Future (Instrumental version)

 "Bringin'  back the novelty song"
                       -Nobody N. Particular

"It reminds me that I need to take out the papers and the trash, contact my local witch doctor, socially spread that the bird is indeed the word, 
 care for space-born goats, and invest in more Frank Zappa instead."
                       - Barry Lee Sober

The Devil's Square Dance

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