(UPDATE AS OF LATE 2023: The Hinge account has been paused on account of Things and Stuff. :] )
ORIGINAL DESCRIPTION:
And by "me," I mean "the human being running this account," and not "the monochromatic avatar that represents the human running this account." I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I am not a black and white woman perpetually wearing a mask and gloves in real life. But, hey, maybe one of you out there will have the (mis)fortune of running into me on one of these apps! And if you do, and you suspect it's me, don't be weird about it, m'kay? I'm just somebody, and I like my privacy on the whole, don't go spreading that news around.

As for the joke, this whole thing is composed of old ingredients. I made that thumbnail a long time ago for a more serious mashup about loneliness, but I never got around to making it, and I had intended to use "Why you always Lying" with "Fluffing a Duck" but while using a different joke. So it's an old concept with an old thumbnail, for a day where I really don't have anything else to post. Y'all are just going to have to put up with it, alright? No guarantee I'll have something this coming weekend either, since I'm moving again, but I'll see what I can do.

SOURCES:
Why You Always Lying - Nicholas Fraser (based on Too Close by Next)
Fluffing a Duck - Kevin Macleod 
The Time (Dirty Bit) - Black Eyed Peas
I Just Had Sex - The Lonely Island (ft. Akon)
Various meme sound effects 

Take care, and stay safe out there!

Not that it's relevant to you all, but I was a hinge user

Lavender Road

Through fading signs and hollow structures, silence drifts like smoke across the horizon. Forgotten light intertwines in broken patterns, as coordinates dissolve into measureless spaces. In the silent pulse of invisible currents, movement transforms into serenity: a rhythm beyond time, carried in whispers of air and light.

The Breath Beneath Wires

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Produced By: NOBU
Executively Produced By: RoadToYahweh

NOBU - Soundcloud - https://soundcloud.com/user-123409643
RoadToYahweh - Soundcloud - https://soundcloud.com/roadtoyahweh

NOBU - Ansamble of Movement

L.I.S.A

funny how i'm still able to be late to the memes that i took a part in starting. oh well. also please stop sharing this shit im tired of this damn song

how to piss off the steven universe fandom: the finale

Shelter Tutorial

the art of expectation

magicus inspired me to do this

aka i stole his idea

sorry

it sounds good atleast

a will smith song mashed up with a remix of a will smith song

Revenge In The Desert

MUSIC VIDEO: https://youtu.be/vKn5DbCTUEY

Laundrys Done

I make music, videos and artwork.
Some of my remixes couldn't make it on here due to copyright reasons.

Laundrys Done

Chris Kogos