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JerryTerry - "Every Lemon Demon Song" (Toys R Us Massacre)

Hiveswap Act 2 OST

HIVESWAP Act 2 OST – 20. Ghost Train

A collection of mashups based on the OST of the Mario Kart series. Volume 2 coming later this year

Get it on Bandcamp (pay what you want, including free): https://chongomusic.bandcamp.com/album/lakitus-mixtape-volume-1

Intense Night Drive

same fucking bpm

A theme song dedicated to my favorite comic series, Too Much Caffeine.
Find it here: http://too-much-caffeine-comics.tumblr.com/

Lyrics

Too hot to drink, too cold to wait
Align the cup up on the perfect plate

Austins a nerd, Natalies a human
what’s on her computer is cause for confusion

///Verse 2
Tidbits a boy and you might not know
After next week he’ll be 19 years old  

Don’t hug a tree just grab your bag and go
We might not be strong but we’re the stars of the show 

///Chorus

It’s too much Caffeine for you to take
But there's just enough time for a coffee break

We’re ready to go, and we’re here to stay
You’ve got me feeling better everyday

///Bridge
Fera’s fur coat, is lovely all around
She might get strange looks but I’m sure her Dad is proud

Pega takes flight just like bird dogs do
Our caffeinated friends are waiting for you


Coffee Break

Lemon Demon - Just Two Trucks, Nothing More

an edit of my favorite track on my new albumbumbum.

Made Me Feel Even More Everything (Rough)

Shake That Fire Emblem

You've Opened The Door.

Don't Shake The Hand Unless You Mean It

Lyrics because why not:

Old Godzilla was hoppin' around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a Bat Grenade

Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue

And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
But before they could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave

He took an AK-47 out from under his hat
Blew Batman away with a ratta-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day

This is the Ultimate Showdown
Of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys and explosions
As far as the eye can see
And only one will survive
I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown
Of Ultimate Destiny

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Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back

And Batman was injured and tryin' to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

And he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
Because Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist

And he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
Onto Optimus Prime but they collided in the air
And then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare

This is the Ultimate Showdown
Of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys and explosions
As far as the eye can see
And only one will survive
I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown

Angels sang out in an immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a kick, which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones

Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight
And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie

And Robocop, Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan

All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And then kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe

The fire raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

This is the Ultimate Showdown
Of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys and explosions
As far as the eye can see
And only one will survive
I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown (This is the Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown (This is the Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Lemon Demon - Just Two Trucks, Nothing More

Chris Spargo