ft. Mol$ Redboy Cupid Reptile Wonder Rainepuff Semmy Prophet Vepze Ricky Fumi Teelawst

Verse 1:
I just went to a Target and bought the Alphabet Song
If I were to count my money it would take a long time
I went to a kindergarten and a fun time
This girl said hi to me and said
How was your day man I just stubbed my toe
I want to go to another country and play a board game
My day was so boring I went on Crunchyroll
I hate kids man I hope they stop crying
I just watched Evangelion I'm gonna think about my life for a second hold on
I just listened to Justin Bieber I said baby 
I’m on a Discord call with Maniya and Bible at the same time
I’m on a Discord server with 1.5k members that’s crazy
Baby baby
Stop talking about your dog because i don;t care
The reason why i don’t care is because i don’t have a dog
Girl you built like a pineapple pizza
Girl I just ate a pineapple pizza
I just watched Dr. Stone that show was clever
That boy asked me for money I said never 
That boy turned feminine that’s a genderbender 
I just recommended that boy into the LGBTQ community
Bruh that boy just got accepted into the LGBTQ community
Girl are you a truck because I want you to run over m
I feel your heartbeat to the beat of the drums
I just sang that song by Kesha because I want to d
I just went to the men’s bathroom and I saw a woman
I just saw a woman play basketball
 I just watched Death Note that guy is a novelist

Verse 3: i don’t like ping pong i’d rather just shoot you this big AR just connected to the bluetooth now i shot the tv i was tryna watch a youtube video then i uploaded it as a youtube video my teeth have diamonds yo shit look like cobblestone i ding dong ditched this bitch and she wasn’t even home yun head’s name is :flushed: wai wai wai wai woah i just had sex with the bee on the cheerios cereal box have you ever heard of a cd? YEA CDEEZ NUTS I FUCKED THE BUTT OFF A BITCH SHE LIKE A DOUBLE STUFFED OREO I ORDERED A WHITE BITCH OFF AMAZON SO WE CAN WATCH VICTORIOUS TOGETHER THEN I KILLED HER CUZ SHE’S A SCORPIO WE WON’T WORK TOGETHER twerk team im twerk

Verse 4:
MY PENIS LOOK LIKE A CASIO KEYBOARD
I DONT WANNA KISS THAT DUDE CAUSE I THINK THAT HE BORED
DUCKS CANT HOLD THEIR RECTUMS TO KEEP THEM FROM POOPIN
LIL BITCH CAN YOU PLEASE CLOSE THE DOOR CANT YOU SEE THAT IM POOPIN
I MIGHT GO BUY A FAKE DIAMOND NECKLACE FOR A 150,000
I HAVE A 150,000 CAUSE I COMMIT TAX FRAUD
YOU REALLY SHOULDNT COMMIT TAX FRAUD CAUSE IT HURTS THE ECONOMY
IF YOURE IN HIGHSCHOOL THEN PLEASE TAKE A CLASS ABOUT THE ECONOMY
I WAS BAPTISED IN ORANGE FANTA
ORANGE FANTA WAS MADE IN NAZI GERMANY
Was I baptised in Nazi Germany?
I USE BEANBAGS TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE A BIGGER PENIS!

Verse 5: 
I just woke up and now I’m taking a shit
I used my moms credit card now she’s throwing a fit
I work at mcdonalds (why) cause I’m awesome at rapping
I have a really big dick and I’m not even capping
Speaking of caps, i like them cause they make my head warm
My favorite food is sushi and I also like corn
Netflix is expensive, so i only buy hulu
I really like gorillas cause they throw their poo poo
I wish i was a gorilla so i can throw my doo doo
Every time i listen to X, I cry
I really dont like my ex and i hope she dies

Verse 6: i just went to the kitchen and saw paula deen
this fat dude at the crib eatin ice and refried beans
my grandpa murdered a man when he was in world war 3

Yun Head - Alphabet Song.

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