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Lemon Demon - The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny

Vocals by: Agnete Kjølsrud from the band Djerv.

Lyrics:

[Intro]
Blah blah blablah.

[Verse 1]
Wanna join me, come and play.
But I might shoot you, in your face.
Bombs and bullets will, do the trick.
What we need here, is a little bit of panic!

Do you ever wanna catch me?
Right now I'm feeling ignored!
So can you try a little harder?
I'm really getting bored!

[Chorus]
Come on, shoot faster,
Just a little bit of energy!
I wanna try something fun right now,
I guess some people call it anarchy!

Let's blow this city to ashes, 
And see what Pow-Pow thinks.
It's such pathetic neatness,
But not for long 'cause it'll get jinxed!

[Verse 2]
So much better, so much fun.
Let's start from scratch and, blow up the sun!

[Chorus]
Come on, shoot faster,
Just a little bit of energy!
I wanna try something fun right now,
I guess some people call it anarchy!

Let's blow this city to ashes, 
And see what Pow-Pow thinks.
It's such pathetic neatness,
But not for long 'cause it'll get jinxed!

[End]
Come on!
Come on!
And get jinxed!

Get Jinxed

Video Description: 
Guess who just got back today?


Additional credits:
Vocals: @JuKayVid on Twitter and Twitch
GourdCop animations: @skippyrip on Twitter and YouTube

It's me. I'm the one who just got back today. That's who I was referring to.
Original Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsF5EWOQN9Y

Kiss Me (Kill Me) (By JerryTerry)

You are in the chat trying to separate truths and lies
Don't throw all your bets away based on fraudulent advice

Saltybet is barely ever even odds
10 to 1, as if it's by design
Saltybet keeps you up all night
As you slowly claw your way out of the mines

Look, if you lay eyes upon your waifu
Bet, bet with your heart and not with reason
Small hitbox, and DBZ
They can be opportunities for dreams
Look, if you think it seems like a real match
Bet, bet on the one that you believe in
Will you fear, or want to see
Timer scams and Mexibeams

Saltybet is paying out to your account
Is it fair? You're illuminati
Saltybet has consumed your life
Now another soul is corrupted by greed

Look, if there's a character new to you
Bet, bet after checking out the spreadsheet
Melty Blood, and good spriting
They can be just like getting wins for free
Look, if there's potential for an upset
Bet, bet lesser amounts on the weakling
Will you fear, or want to see
Timer scams and Mexibeams

It is within sight number one on the leaderboard
The time has come to discover that ever elusive feeling 
You are in the chat trying to change the odds with your lies
Perhaps the destination became the journey's demise

Look, if you lay eyes upon your waifu
Bet, bet for forgiveness of your treason
Glitchy sprites, bad programming
Time to let them be all that they can be
Look, if there is newly added content
Bet, bet only based on a gut feeling
There is no reason to fear
Timer scams and Mexibeams

More important than your fortune
Is how you felt when you earned it
Look, another match between potatos
Bet, bet absolutely everything
Now I see, you're welcoming
Timer scams and Mexibeams

If we do things that we regret
We cannot change our bets
However, we may as well watch the match
So let us raise our Dongers.... Dongers!

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