Composed by me, MIDI created by Insignify Music

Persona 5 - "Rivers In The Desert (Instrumental)" - Pokémon Black & White 2 Soundfont Remix

Persona 5 - "Rivers In The Desert" - Pokémon Black & White 2 Soundfont Remix

My first attempt at beat making.

Free for non-profitable use. 

If interested in getting a licence, dm me lol.

Dark Web

Dark Web | Produced by ZodiacKiaran

Been playing a lot of Persona 4 and 5 lately and messed around with my attempt of my own dungeon theme.

Original Composition - RPG Dungeon Theme

SnakeBite126 as Tohru Adachi
Krystal as Goro Akechi
Written by ZodiacKiaran, yuugenvinny, Special Inquisitor Rayyan, Krystal
Beat produced by ZodiacKiaran and Tristan on The Track
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Video release hopefully mid 2022

Tohru Adachi vs Goro Akechi

Tohru Adachi vs Goro Akechi - Rap Battle! Season 2

Instrumental track from the Spongebob Movie: Sponge Out of Water Rap Battle.

Bubbles The Dolphin vs Seagull - Epic Rap Battles of History(KARAOKE/Instrumental)

K.C as Luzy Wilde
Azia as Yor Forger
JesseBox as Anya Forger
ZodiacKiaran & Freshy Kanal as Minions
swizkii as Gru
Written by ZodiacKiaran and SIR Rap Battles
Beat produced by Ear2ThaBeat and ZodiacKiaran
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal

 Lucy Wilde: 

Agent Lucy Wilde on the track, setting thorns ablaze
Lipstick tase Twilight’s fake date ‘til she’s in a daze
Oooh! You’re a trained assassin? NEAT , you must cause some damage
But tell me, can you kill the beat, like your husband can kill your marriage?
Got my blue trench coat and my moose tranq set, love
Leave you on the floor like Damian Desmond
AVL’s ace agent ain’t vexed but perplexed by your SSS bro’s sis complex 
Living out a selfish lie, your relationships aren't even real, man
Cheesier than my daughter’s dates, yet STILL Yor couldn’t forge her a real man

Yor Forger: (0:40)

Hold on I’m confused, my assignment said kill Gru’s minions
Oh wait I get it now, I’m here to off Gru’s minion! 
Girl you’re quite eccentric, my daughter would love you
Except you’re a chicken kicking nitwit, I’m a thug busting vixen
While I’m protecting my daughter from danger, before the dinner is done
You constantly disappoint yours, you fail and lack discipline 
Try to diss or pin down the Forgers or Briars shall leave your status dire
But this ain’t new to you Lucy, you have already been fired 
2022’s top manga and waifu, with a fanbase to boot
Yours consists of “Two tickets to Rise of Gru” suits
Lacking substance in your films as your company keeps getting greedier 
Selling out with fart guns and butt jokes? You're the biggest laughing stock in media!
If my daughter could read your mind I would know what she’s thinking
She’d say-

Anya:

Mama! This orange lady’s rapping is stinking!

Yor Forger:

When this rose draws her thorns, we’ll find who’s Despicable, me too
Now I’ll slash you up, you’ll turn to Despicable meat too

Lucy Wilde: 
Those disses and quips missed, this dimwit should cut it
Such a misfit, you can’t even kiss with your own fake husband!
So incompetent, both maternally and in the kitchen, it seems to show
‘Cause if I gave you my flamethrower, you still couldn’t cook up a decent roast!
I'm beating this killer faux with the cleanest of killer flows that’ll make you dip worse than your little kid did
This Spy can ex your whole family, leave it quick lived, Box office earnings more stacked up than your shit hit list 
Keep deceiving those that you love, soon poor Loid he will have enough and in time you'll have nobody else left to live with, quit this 
Margo can fill you in, I’m quite vicious with discipline, shocking Anya like I’m a bolt of Tinitris
Ain’t no match for Team Grucy, our chemistry’s real and better, surrender 
Y’all got no magnitude or no direction, so prepare to get Vectored! (Oh yeah!)
This whiney, griny wine mom’s so bland, she’d cackle at my minions’ humour 
I was strapped to a tnt rocket towards a volcano, yet I’m not that boomer 



Yor Forger: 

He treats you like he’s over the moon, but you’ll soon regret him
The only husband to get the boot is yours; when you first met him! 
Kick around all you want, but you don’t pose a threat love , try to spit sick, I’m immune to poison
This loose screwed Lucy Goosey’s weak
I’ll leave a second empty seat at your daughters’ dance school (hee!)
Huge fan base, I got em’, your man’s dates you shot em
This inelegant hack, got sacked by a man named “Ramsbottom” 

Minion:
Hehe, bottom

You insane sell out, you should just bale out, like your hubby every time he tried to ask you out
I attack, fight back, show my foes no slack, defending my family to which I’m so devout
Kicking ass like the badass assassin I am, ace with the pen like I’m Anya in entrance exams 
A spy with a plan, a real man, this fight’s unlike your man’s business, it ain't your jam 
Tried to show your adoptive daughters affection but you spoiled it
Now I’ll leave your reputation like Gru, sitting in the toilet

Yor Forger vs Lucy Wilde - Rap Battle! Season 2

this was recorded around this time last year, when I had only written as far as 3 verses

there are some minor changes but a good few lyrics did remain in the full battle

Adachi vs Akechi EARLY DEMO (2021)

my first black and white soundfont remix in like 2 years lmao. i think this theme genuinely sounds great in this soundfont

Battle! (Trainer) - Pokémon Scarlet & Violet - Pokémon Black 2/White 2 Style Remix

Been playing Persona 3. I think this theme fits this sound font very well.

Battle For Everyone's Souls (Persona 3) Pokémon Black 2/White 2 Style

Katabelle Ansari as Yukari Takeba
Mr. Jay as Hawkeye

Written by ZodiacKiaran
Beat by DiamondStyle
Mixed by Mr.Jay
Thumbnail by YDGeon

Yukari Takeba vs Hawkeye - Rap Battle!

Seeing as the instrumentals sound quite similar, I decided to do a cover of Oprah vs Ellen with Michael Bay's instrumental to see what it would sound like. I think it's quite catchy. Hope you like.

Oprah vs Ellen. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 4 (Michael Bay Edition)

a fan game that only exists in my mind, but can still provide a soundtrack

Battle! VS Emi - Pokémon Light & Dark

Ellie Amaya as Zinnia
Pool as AZ

Lyrics: 

Zinnia: 
What up, your royal highness? It's your friend named Z
You'll feel my dragon team's rage when you rap against me
I've got the flow-ette to belt you with my delta rhymes
Spitting sick disses, break bitches, I'll leave you crying
Your only ultimate weapon is your smell, okay, it has power
Cause you prowled around a thousand years with no sign of a shower
No one’s interested in tales from depressed looking giants
I'm an Omega rap goddess, best me? Don't even try it!

AZ:

Who the hell steps to me with such great mediocrity?
Some goth looking bitch with a whismur from tragedy
When it comes to Kalos, well I’m the host with the most
My flow’s hot, like Raquaza’s hyper beam, so you’re toast!
They call me the King! Here's your new sad backstory
Zinnia faced the Kalos giant and was left bloody and gory 
I'm a glorified X and Y type guy 
Unified with my Pokemon who died, 
I'll take your life!

Zinnia:

That's rich, coming from a guy who looks dead and homeless 
Eating up his friends’ lives, rendering them dead and soulless 
Look, you may stand nine feet but you look right up to me 
Unlike your pals did to you,man they deserved a better king
As for me, I’m an elegant flame,much like Lysandre's hair
With a team of trained dragons, you have no team to spare
You're not blessed with royalty, man, confess that you're poor!
How could you win this petty battle if you couldn’t win the war? 

AZ:

Lorekeeper my ass, you're a nuisance to everyone 
I'm as good at stealing victory as you steal all those keystones 
So prepare your skank ass for my verbal meteor shower 
Run Hoenn little girl, or jump off your tall tower.
Even with your megastones, I'd wipe out your whole team!
I'm so strong and on top! I use the Gym Leaders' theme
I'm epic and giant! You're no match for my strength 
Got too much water in your eyes? That's because you've just been wrecked 

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!

AZ: Emo Owl
Zinnia: Ellie Amaya

Zinnia vs AZ

Battle! VS Champion - Pokémon Light & Dark

THE VIDEO IS OUT: https://youtu.be/XXAkFUtYrUk?list=LLiAwj3X-2xmeq1LhJ6K4W4Q

Lillie: Dearhoneylemon
N Harmonia: VinnyO

Lillie:
Alola to you N, do watch where you tread
Cause I’ve read that this fight will end black, white and red
Yeah I’ll beat you repeatedly, you’ll come to regret this
But I’m sure from your daddy you already get this
By the end of this battle, fans will moon at this son
I may not have a shine for battling, but I’ll take this one, son!        	
I’ll bring this boy to his end, and it won’t be Harmonious
I’m sure from fun times with your dad, I can see where you got the name ‘Gropius’
You’re a joke to team plasma, can’t please either foundation
I don’t like Pokemon fighting, but that doesn’t call for a full separation
And let me tell you truth of your ideals, N they’re flawed
Because in order to have your way you battle trainers, that’s odd
The Lillie of the valley is fresh on the mic, my rhymes are toxic
I’ll end this green haired reject and his whole plasma posse
Run to your wife, Reshireem, bitch, can’t best this lass in battle
Cause your dreams will come crashing down harder than your castle

 N 
You can’t touch a Pokemon, yet you wish to challenge me
With that logic, I can’t take you seriously, Lillie
And I’m sure you’ve got your personal reasons, I digress
But the only thing you’re interested in is Kukui’s chest
Niheli-get out of my way, can’t Ultra best me in rhyme
You’re just a child, I beat a squatting detective in rap three times
And you mock me for my father issues, we don’t agree, it’s true
But how does it feel that your mom prefers a jellyfish to you?
People and Pokemon should split, especially from this hag
Yes, it’s best they live apart, but not confined inside bags
This green haired Unova prodigy’s ready, better Bewear
I’ll caracosta lotta’ damage with a burning fusion flare
I’m electric on the track, crank Fusion bolts like no other
I’ll leave you with your hands shaking like your whack skitzo brother
Lillie’s looking very silly like a rejected dolly
But no amount of UB cosplay’s going to satisfy your mommy
 
Lillie:
Keep mocking my appearance, it’s no use, I’m over it
You look like Red grew his hair and then threw up all over it
For such a young boy, you have a way with men of old ages
But I’m sure that’s from the freaky thyme you spend with seven sages
 
N:
For an eleven-year-old girl, you sure have a twisted mind
Is it from watching mommy’s tentacles as they played inside
I know you have a reading passion, so here, read my lips
When this battle’s over, you won’t live to see Pokemon Eclipse
 
Lillie:
You even suck in the anime, you’re bland black and soulless
You could’ve made it to Gen 7 but instead they chose Colress
You’re not special at all, N, give in, swallow your pride
I’ve got this battle in the bag, so go on get the fuck inside
 
N: 
I’ve got three badass themes, and I’ve been crowned a king
You read a lot of books, yet you don’t know a thing
I’ve gone beyond an ideal truth, that’s that this victory’s Lusa-mine
That bag is not the only thing your precious Nebby left behind

Lillie vs N

Check out this battle's even better cousin: https://soundcloud.com/uberocity/06guzmarotten

Ye I uploaded this the same day as the URBoF Guzma battle. I just happened to get the battle finished at that time so shut up lol.

Mancha as Guzma
Mr E.Owl as Giovanni

Guzma:
What up, Big G, it’s ya boi, Guzma
Prepare yourself’ cause you won’t like what I’ll do to ya
My sick rhymes will blast you off to the moon
So here’s one final boss fantasy, you’re gonna’ die soon
Think your little band of pansies can best me, y’all are stupid
I’m fresh on the mic, your style is lame and putrid
My peeps treat me like family so suck it
While your members are still grunting at your tiny red rocket
This failure of a father’s about to feel the pain the I deliver
You won’t even win second prize, ‘cause you don’t deserve Silver
Alola Giovanni Team Rocket’s blasting off again
You Kanto-wn me on the track cause against gen one I win
Call me an Ultra beast, cause I’m the OG Guzz-lord
You won’t get bitches with that teenie tiny ryhorn
You say you can best the best boss wanna bet?
Even with 7 generations can’t catch a ten year old’s pet  
 
;
Giovanni
You better get this through your skull, I’m the original boss
No Golisipod can stop me, dude you’ve already lost
I’ll squash this little bug leaving you with your skull shattered
Step up to me in this Gym, this leader will leave your tracks tattered  
You steal people's’ Pokemon, that’s not all that you steal
You plagiarise our work  and call yourselves a big deal
And that’s not all that you fail at, you can’t take sides Aether
So go shut down your gang, and go do yourselves a favour
You call yourselves family, sure don’t look like it son
You sit on that throne acting all proud and Glad-ion
While you treat your grunts like dirt, and force your big sister out
You ain’t no ultra beast, upon seeing one all you do is cry and pout
I’m the most prominent dominant boss guy to bring violence
I’m the real OG rapping you some rocket science
And I’m quite sure my ryhorn’s scored more than you ever did
I don’t need Mewtwo to beat you down harder than your daddy did
 
Guzma:
You little brat! I think you’ve taken things a little too far yo
I’ve got a badass battle theme, you rock the trainer theme, bro
I’ve got an Aria-dose of disses, about to make them Masque-rain
You’re always getting beat by children, I’ll blast you off once again

Giovanni 
You also got beat by a child, you degenerate slav reject
Your bugs are no match for me, man your team is the weakest
I’ll leaf you green with the toxic fumes my team will spread
My disses burn like an Incineroar, you’ll be left fire red
 
Guzma:
You don’t scare me, yo, I am incapable of fearing
You’re old and forgotten, bet you can’t even hear me 
You’re Mew-too late to win, I’ll mutilate you with my Scizor
My team will send this leader’s gym and group right down the pisser
You’re about to see just how strong that my team can be
My Z crystal’s ready to ground you and your Nidoking
Your tactics are useless, check the anime seasons
Because Team Rocket is the only team that’s failed in all regions

Giovanni:
It really bugs me Guzma that you’ve got the potential
To rule with an Iron Skull, and compete with our level
Yet you sit on your Kahuna with no means to improve 
And to beat you, frankly I don’t need to bust a Z-movie
I pose a threat to protagonists, you pose like a edgy teen
I’m on Origins and Generations, while you’re just another meme
I’m Legendary, not just with Mewtwo, I’ve got the whole Kami trio
To rule you and your whole archipelago 
I’ll drive you Guz-mad, when I come and empty your pockets
And recruit your whole clan, ‘Team Skull Rocket’ 
Looks like the big bad Guzma can’t comprehend this boss’s savvy
So you can bow down to me because it’s ya daddy!

Guzma vs Giovanni

Ciaran as Light Yagami
Mancha as Walter White

The first one (warning: it's really bad) https://soundcloud.com/ciaran-mcginn/walter-white-vs-light-yagami

Lyrics:

 Walter White:
 
Knock knock, who’s there? It’s the grizzly vs teddy bear 
The meth king’ll pin you down on the floor, in pure dispair
Breaking out chemical disses in this bad breaker battle
My cancerous rhymes with leave your pathetic lungs rattled.
You wanna face off against me, that’s one tough game to play
Go take your puny notebook out but I won’t ever say my name
You may be a grade a student but you’ll be getting an F
Because your chemistry with Misa makes me want to meet my death
I’ll glide over all your stunts and leave no half measures done
Rearrange your forename, and your killer reputation stunned 
Step to me, Heisenberg? Kira’s about to have fun 
Put this potato chip eating ass down the barrel of my gun
 
 
Light Yagami:
 
Your life’s a plight, Mr.White, hold on tight tight tight 
You’ve built up a life of crime, so you’re about to face the light 
I’ll BBQ this ABQ man living in a mid life crisis
Deceiving everyone you love, you’re no better than ISIS
Alliterated initials, your name is easy to remember 
I could make it fast or slow, heart attack or dismemberment?
Remember when long ago you had your shit together?
Your bigger lies for Skyler will never get your family back together!
Prepare to meet your felina, leave you with blood meth and tears
You have no space to crawl out of this, I’m the one that’s top tier
You may be packing fat stacks, but you should face off the facts
You piss me off more than your boss after your aztec attack 
Time to take out my book and pen, bring Heisenberg to his end
It’s not all good for you, man, your Saul ain’t here to defend
My transcription dipiction’s to leave you with a fucked head
You’ll be beat to a pulp harder than your wife fucked Ted!
 
Walter White: 
 
I think you clearly don’t know who you’re messing with
I’m the most dangerous person to ever walk the meth business
Heisenberg has got a rising urge to squash you like a fly
Ricin poison you to death, you’re about to be Season five’d
Slap your pathetic face pink, man I’ll make you my
Jesse: *do not say this line, I will include a clip of Aaron Paul saying ‘bitch’ from the show*
Bitch!
 
 
Walter White:
 
 
I’ll bury you and your death note deep inside a desert ditch
Meet your Ozymandias, you’re about to lose all, Light
Your series would’ve been decent if you lost to the law, Light
 
Light Yagami:
 
You think my reign is a joke, Walt sure you got no wit, man
To find your identity all I did was take a shit, man
I’m the most illest killer, you’ll shiver
When forty seconds pass by your little frail lungs will wither
You should be running Los Pollos cause you’re the real chicken man
Just like your brother in law, Hank, I’m going to make you No Mas
I’m the real danger, Walt, you can’t knock off this one
I’ll break your heart faster than you broke the heart of your s

Walter White vs Light Yagami

No, I didn't spell 'Silver' wrong. It's referencing a character.

Battle! Champion - Pokémon Harp & Pokémon Shamrock

Ghetsis:
Stepping out the Ghetto, the king Ghetsis will bust a rhyme
Watch the gen 5 plasma master smack an Ultra bitch black and white 
Aether back off from my frigate, or you’ll make me very irate
Alolan Ghetsis will steal your victory like a seven sage pirate
It’s quite apparent that this parent’s parenting is incompetent
Rearing a daughter and son yet your floating jellyfish is dominant 
I’m prominent, your ominent, you’re about to feel the consequence
Of enraging the most strong trainer you have ever faced off against
So watch this on your TV screens, since Plasma overtakes a win
Because my hatred for you is as Abyssal as the Ruins
More fearful than your boy, Guzma, there’s no way you can best this
Challenging Unova’s king will leave you filled with Re-Gretsis!

Lusamine:
Get this, Ghetsis, you’re a failed father figure 
Two tales of Black and White show that you cannot get the picture
That you’re a heartless old man, you can’t call yourself god
Even your son thinks it’s truthful that your ideals are flawed
Mama Lusa will lose her mind when king Ghetsis points his stick
When N tries to show you reason you reject him, what a dick!
Yet you call me psychotic, you tried to freeze a whole damn region
This man is sick, you cannot Kyu-rem, he should be arrested for treason
The Gen 5 daddy’s delivery’s is clearly not very effective
You claim you rule all of Unova, yet you got bested by a detective
You’re defective, rejected, not nearly what I expected 
I say you wear those big ass capes to keep those beatings on your chest hid

Ghetsis:
Don’t start with me young girl, I’ll leave your whole family deceased
As far as your love life goes, it’s beauty and the Ultra beast 
You seriously think you can beat me, then you’re severely mistaken
Better scram before you get mauled with an underleveled Hydreigon
I’m sure your husband’s quite jealous and probably quite surprised
That your fan base wants to bone you and spam the web with hentai
Now you’ve enraged this seventh sage, I’ll leave you like my son disposed and
You’re too Glacia-late to liberate yourself from being frozen!

Lusamine:
Frozen? I’m golden, at least my child was chosen
When your son wanted to talk you just broke down and hit the road
Man you think you’re so damn tough, with your poncho and sceptre
If you’re trying to compensate for something, you can do much better
After we’re done with this battle, you will be rotting in Ultra Space
I can see why you never got hitched, just by your ugly face
Throughout your whole entire life, you’ve always been a disgrace
When your left in the Giant Chasm, I’ll say I’ve put you in your place
Don’t antagonise me, brat, your eNd will come quite shortly 
Call me young girl? Oh sweet boy, I’m already over forty 
I’m done with this deadbeat dad, so how about you just Niheli-go
You’re not perfection, you’re just a loser with no love and no hope

Ghetsis vs Lusamine

Freshy Kanal as Cyrus
Jacob as Lysandre

Cyrus: 

Ga-rap-tic god stepping in this track, Cyrus is my name
To create a spiritless universe is my game
When I’m done with this battle, you’ll be left with no compassion
I’ll rid this world of all emotion and this Kalos man’s fashion
Don’t require mega stones to beat you, my team is superior
I’ll wipe that Gyarados of yours out, and I don’t need a  n EXP share
You want to create a full mass genocide to preserve all the beauty
Yet your wacky hair and outfit is the only t hing that’s ugly 
I’m quite a big deal, I’ll put your mind into distortion
Decimate your team and leave your head out of proportion
You’re wasting my time and space, Ly, you can’t best this boss, dude
Try to meddle with my plans, but it’ll have to Holo-cost you

Lysandre 

I won’t meddle with just you, Cyrus, I meddle with humanity
Project Y will Kal-roast ya’, and what’s left of your sanity
I’m a bigger deal than you, prepare for Lysandre’s cypher
I don’t seek universal destruction but I’ll wipe your world of strife, theeere’s
No chance to defeat me, my raps are the ultimate weapon
That will BEST this deMENTED, reJECTED Sinnoh felon
Can’t ration with the Kalos King who’ll break your Galactic faction
Got the passion and fashion, but for you, I’ve no compassion
I’m equipped with raw power and the best of mega stones 
This boss is beautiful and suited up, while you look mega stoned
There’s Sin-no escape for Cyrus, tired and lacking all emotion
When I blow up this planet, you’ll be left with no motion

Cyrus 

I cannot lie, Sander, your rhymes have no flare
If you kill all but yourself, you’ll still be living in despair
Your ultimate weapon is useless, I’m merging time and space
How about I send you to a universe that fixes up your face?
Universal destruction on this track is what I’m spittin’
Your generation’s about as memorable as all those Flare admins
The most popular team villain, no other bosses match me, I mean
You could’ve been developed but you were left with no Z

Lysandre 

You’re ugly as sin, I just can’t let you win
With your bland space boy outfit, that belongs in the bin
It’s the beauty eternal, now bow down before this world
Or forever lie asunder in your distortion world 
I’m adamant to win against this non lustrous bore 
After USUM no one will see you anymore 
The only arc you’ll receive is your Judgement, without grace 
And your victory is less certain than those precious remakes

Cyrus 

Team Flare could’ve returned yet still Pokémon Sun set
Your third game was so bad they scrapped the whole concept

Lysandre 

Try to mess with my emotions, now allow me to reflect
This BATTLE’s my Pokemon Z, and Cry-rus just wept





video coming soon.

Lysandre vs Cyrus. Trainer Rap Battles

Just in time for Avengers: Endgame, a new rap battle!

Freshy Kanal as Spider-Man
Stephen Clarke as Baymax

Baymax vs Spider-Man - Rap Battle!

Adam as Ted Mosby
Connor Terrel as Ross Geller
Ciaran (Me) as Marshall Eriksen 

Written by Ciaran and Adam
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Cover art by Ciaran

Ted Mosby: 

You can’t oppose the, Schmoesby, “r/niceguys”
My initials spell “T.M”: To Make This Man cry  
There’s no training the T-Dog, I’m spittin’ fire, Marshall! Marshall: (Yes ted?)
End this man’s career, like his marriages, partial Marshall: Ohhhh
Don’t mess with the architect of your destruction, Geller
You wan’t Rachel to know that you like her? … TELL HER
Don’t wait around for other men to reign the top spot then 
Tell her that you lacked the balls to talk, ‘yellow umbrella’
You ain’t Friends with Teddy Westside, you’ll never see my best side
Your ego’s like your tacky 90s suits, oversized
I’ll be the one telling your kids how you met their mother 
She got off a plane, to go stay with a “Major Displeasure”

Ross Geller: 

Let me make this clear, Ted EVELYN Moseby
Your best friend stole your girl, ‘ain’t no Bros before hoes be
From Stella to Victoria to Zoey, you couldn’t handle her
It took nine seasons to reveal the Monica to YOUR Chandler
I’m idolized by 90s kids, you got no love professor
I’ll obliterate this first date love professor
You want to talk about divorce, Ted?, you’re never satisfied 
You spent your whole show finding “the one”, and then she died
You Grinch, I’m standin’ taller than the buildings that you’re making
My rhymes will leave you on the floor like your allergy to bacon
This old flailure should head back to the renaissance fair 
You’re go bad at getting girls, man it isn’t even fair
You’re show’s a rip off of mine, yet you’ll never last forever
Comedy’s central to winning, you’ve got no humour whatsoever 
I’ll make you confess to the Geller it’s your victory, I’m ‘Robbin’
You’ll be defeated.. sitting on an altar and sobbing


Ted Mosby

You’ve been through so many breaks, Ross, what’re you trying to prove?
Prepare to be like your show on Netflix, removed!
I’ll throw your win away like your sandwich, straight in the trash 
You selfish optimistic misogynistic kiss ass
I’m The best wingman, Ted Mosby: Rhyme enforcer
Here’s your’s“Ross Geller: Prime Divorcer”
Saying I love you on the first date's a mistake I was regretting
At least I didn’t say the wrong girl’s name at my wedding 

Ross Geller: 

You’re a Jerk, Ted Mosby, it says it on your website 
You couldn’t beat this Paleontologist not on your best night 
You lost the girl of your dreams to a dirty sleeping Stinson 
Ugh… Yet you’re bringing up weddings, that must sting, son
You’re so lame! I married Rachel in vegas baby, can’t break this
You brought your ex to your wedding and got dumped, man that’s heinous 
So before you diss me one more time, I’ll lay this statement here
Robin never made your day, your month, or even your year!

Ted Mosby:

You're a self entitled douche, that verse was the worst of them all
I’ll be there for your loss, when your reign starts to fall
Anyway that’s all for me, now Friends is back on the air 
it’s “The One Where A Man Child Got Beaten By a Teddy Bear”

Ross Geller: (2:11) RECORDED

Call me a Dinosaur, Teddy, but no rock will crush me today 
We all know that you and Barney are secretly gay 
I’m the most iconic “friend”, with the top ratings, and still trendy 
So Walk five hundred miles away, like your fans with that finale

Ross Geller vs Ted Mosby - Rap Battle!

Battle! Emi - Pokémon Harp & Pokémon Shamrock

Ryan Kelly as Harry Potter
HalaCG as Sabrina Spellman

Written by Ciaran McGinn
Beat by Epistra
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Harry Potter:

I’m Harry Potter, and I’m the better spell man
Facing off the Dark Lord’s daughter,  who could ever tell man?
I’m the chosen one,   I’m the flowin’ one,   my words prevail!
Your Netflix show is so bad, I started crying Riverdales    (Ayy)
I’m the most iconic magic man since Copperfield and HEART
This selfish teenage girl’s got no defence against my dark art
Tell me, Brina, did you come all this way to steal my ten points?
Or am I just the next teenage boy who you will disappoint   
Oh and on the topic of boys,   you’re not a love spiller,    you’re brother killer
I can see why they call you chilling,   but your sub par adventures are painfully bitter
Your ex dated your best friend straight after you detached
And I know you probably moved on but that must’ve been a Scratch 




Sabrina Spellman:

I’ll cast you a spell, man   since you’ve clearly lost your magic
Your novels peaked at three, but then it got severely tragic
Cedric, Snape, and Fred, got Riddled, man you can’t be Sirius
Call your author J. R. R K. Rowling, death makes her delirious (hahaha)
I’m the offspring of the dark lord, you can’t step to me little Gryffindor
Cause I’m bad to the core and I’ll leave this Potter more sore than a falling Dumbledore
I’m the morning star, you’re the mourning star of a magic school-
Who went from tragedies with mom and dad to Deathly Hallows 2 (boo)
You’re useless, I’m the coolest witch whose rhymes you cannot parry 
Can’t seem to conjure up a flow, yet they say that    “You’re a wizard harry”
Potter do not bother, beating the Queen doesn’t come easy
Sabrina is a  rap eater,   your Petty crew cannot defeat me 
Cheerleader by day, Queen of hell by night   who’s flows are tight!
Whether it’s Greendale or the academy, I’m always causing fright!
Are you just bad at witchcraft or diss-craft I can’t tell
Cause when it comes to rap offs you’re going straight to hell!

Harry Potter:

I know why they call me the boy who lived, I sat through that whole verse
Good thing your aunties direct funerals, ‘cause I think I’ll need a hearse 
You must be Baxter high if you think you can best Harry
Witch I’ll tally up my house points ‘til I win the cup of rapping
My lines are fire in a goblet,   yours are Lucifer in Nick
You risked your friends’ lives trying to save him ‘cause you missed his big

Sabrina Spellman:

Ugh! Sick!

You’re deluded if you think you can just bring up Harvey, Potter!
When I’m up ruling in hell, I’ll say hello to your father 
You endanger your entire school every single year
Because you can’t face off against a noseless blue excuse for fear
I’m the best witch, and a bad bitch, none can best this, top of Netflix
Spit electric, burn in hellfire, set my hair whiter, I’m the throne rider, keep my viewers’ eyes wider, setting foes on fire 
I may be a half witch, but I’m full of show stoppers
So I’ll astral project away, before you pee your pants, Potter

Harry Potter vs Sabrina Spellman - Rap Battle!

Cast:
Ciaran as Principal Goodvibes (Billy and Mandy)
Mancha as Principal Skinner (The Simpsons)
Adam as Principal Strickland (Back To The Future)
Titanium as Principal Vernon (The Breakfast Club)
Jacob Rozay as Dean Pelton (Community)

Written by Ciaran McGinn
Beats by Kustom, Hollywoodlegend, and Epistra
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10wTanDEVDlKSWfphl-vYLPD9oUT_rN965iBbaHQB4Js/edit

Principal Skinner vs Principal Goodvibes - Rap Battle!

Jackson Kesecker as Thor
HalaCG as Adora/She-Ra

Thor:

From a team of strong heroes who just left Thanos to rot
It’s the strongest Avenger against the ’best friend squad’
Girl I vanquished my own sister, and many threats against my world 
So go back to your fairy land, little ponytail rainbow girl
I’m the god of thunder, you robbed He-Man’s thunder
I’ll knock you back to the 80s, where your cartoon is still a blunder
Your feelings for Catra couldn’t be any less low-key
You’ve betrayed here more than once, so you’re no worse than Loki
You’re not even remotely interesting in your series 
Just another carbon copy of Steven Universe, clearly
When it comes to fighting tactics, I’m the real Grand Master
You’re arrogant in battle, but your friends are a disaster 
So come at me with your Sword, Thor is going in HAMmer!
You’re as dull as Mermista, and as clueless as Entrapta
Such a joke of a friend and even worse of a leader 
But I’ll be the first one to beat you this hard since Shadow Weaver

Adora: 

If you think you’re a Marvel of popularity, you’re wrong, Thor 
I’m Adora and I’m adored, you didn’t make it to Civil War
For an Avenger who’s skilled with lightning, I thought you’d think faster that
You should have gone for the head, but we all know you’re just a noob master
Your sparks are no use against me Odinson, I’m a storm breaker
You’ve met your maker and I wager you’ll break and burn like your neighbours
You think your rabbit and hammer can beat this master of the universe?
That puny verse matches your Cinematic crap, not too diverse
You’re too perverse, you sat on your ass for 5 whole years
Eating Pizza and drinking beer, gushing in your own tears (ew)
When She-Ra spits sheer raps, you’ll need an ass guard, see
You’re not a worthy Asguardian, now just an ass with those Guardians

Thor:

That last verse you spat was just Adora bull
Looking adorable with your little dagger, while I can pull
A Hammer out of thin air, top ratings spanning 3 years
You’re not worthy of your weapon, and not worthy of that hair
There’s no Glimmer of light, or hope for you so don’t attack 
So bring me She-Ra!!, I’ll beat her before She-Raps 
You fought in your little Horde causing endless fatalities
Then abandoned that whole life and started fighting beastialtity


Adora: 

You’re rhymes are Hela lame, like your venture to the Dark World
I’ve burned you so hard your face is looking like Stark’s, grilled!
You couldn't Foster a relationship and look where that has you
A beer belly, and scraggly beard big enough to feed you ‘til your LAST film
I bring the real thunder Thor, you won’t see past Phase 4 
Ragna-rocking the animation genre, your movies bore
When I battle this phony He-Man, my bars are hard as nails
Pull out your puny hammer, I’ll beat you For the Honour of Greyskull!
She-Ra: 
Whack you in the eye with even more than a broadsword 
—You’re packing weight, a messy home, you’re the horde
I’m the hero of Etheria, you’re a failure full of beer, yeah
——You missed the head and plunged the world into  hysteria 
My ships sailed, while yours failed 
I’ll end you like Heimdall you’ll be impaled
We’re not the same, you’re insane 
You’ve got Hems-No-Worth, we’re in the Endgame
Repping the LGBT characters with care but
All you have to offer is Joe Russo and a haircut?
Left the almighty Thor sore more than ever before
Why don’t you go back to your shed playing fortnite with Korg

Written by Ciaran McGinn
Beat by Epistra
Additional instruments by Ciaran McGinn
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Thor vs She-Ra - Rap Battle!

Haven't done a soundfont remix in ages. Here's one for my boi Edgeworth.

Pursuit - Lying Coldly (Ace Attorney Investigations) Pokémon BW2 Style Remix

Lyrics:

wait for video on October 31st

Evan as Jeff The Killer
Seth as Jeffrey Dahmer

Jeff The Killer vs Jeffrey Dahmer

Persona 5 "Blooming Villian" - Pokémon Black & White 2 Soundfont Remix

Ghetsis:
Enter the King of Unova (hyah!) ‘gainst Court’s greatest king of the posers (hyah!)
It’s Turnabout Goodbyes for you, but in this battle the killer ain’t you (hyah!)
It’s Ghetsis, ya gonna get dissed! - I spit hotter flames than Reshiram’s breath 
It’s tremendous this wretch had a forty year defeat stretch, then lost it all to a rookie bird’s defense
I can see straight past your tricks, so don’t you forget about DL-6
Against G-Cis, it’s the same trip, I’m firing bullets that you CANNOT miss
And you ain’t got a lotta heart, just like your daughter, scarred
Shoot you down like you’re the Manfred Von Red Baron
The “king of the prosecutors” couldn’t be cuter
I’m bringing Unova to a new future
This brute doesn’t give me a scare, more like a Yanni Yogi Bear
Bang your head against the wall all you want but you’ll never prove your victory against this terror 
Leave you like my son, cheated, when this dose of Bad Karma’s defeated
Flows like Plasma, I rhyme smooth, this old conceited fool’s stamina’s depleted



Manfred Von Karma: 

Your honor I have an OBJECTION!  to this pointless conjecture
The undefeated courtroom demon’s arrived to project his best lecture 
Against this prick Ghetsis, Court’s bestest, can’t get dissed 
Retract you like N did, let’s not waste any evidence
You infected your son's mind with lies of subjugation to lure him 
And your plan would have worked if some tween kid didn’t cure him 
You say your rhymes flow like plasma but but quite honestly they’ve dragged on
And you can’t cheat THIS court, with that over-leveled dragon (HYAH)
I’m your worst nightmare Ghetsis, get this? Your plans fell Miles like an elevator, guessed it
Up against the king of the rejected regrets, it’s funny, your own son sat on the throne, and said “forget this”
You couldn’t turn a region to slaves, so don’t expect to win this court with that disproportionate discourse (ugh!)
I show no remorse for this worthless sage, betrayed by his grunts and upstaged 
You’ve got no karma, no lawyer, no skill whereas I have an Edge
Worth FIVE plans of anyone hopelessly on the defendant’s bench
Cold blooded and evil, with these bars I’m lethal, emotionless rocks fall to MY chords of steel
You’re feeble, please, I’ll leave you defeated, you’ll rot and you’ll freeze, with ease, like both of your sequels
            



Ghetsis:

Time to liberate you from the mic, cause that verse was riddled with lies
Your skills are non-existent as Gourdy, and your perfect record 
Light up prosecutors with a fusion flare blast, 
Leave you screaming like in Miles haunting echoes of his past 
Your demeanor and arrogant persona doesn’t hurt, man 
I command dragons, your seeds were handed to a Bird Man
Look,I know that keeping that your noble record can cost a leg and an arm, man
But you’re so devoid of any energy I’ll call you BARREN Von Karma 
I’m the true boss of this court, leaving cheats this Abysmal ruined
And you’ll be needing another day off after my staff rips you anew

Manfred Von Karma:

Slam that pathetic cane down but you have no right to judge
I’ll eNd this Harmonia naturally, just like your traitorous son, begrudged
So get your scientist friend to roast me, , cause this sage is worthless
Send your Plasma clowns to back to Nimbasa, they’re the whole circus! 
This cape wearing’s lyrical capering’s leading this trial to no further debate 
That’s that the only thing that this disgraceful mistake to his clan can do is to escape 
It’s time to meet your fate, you outrageous plague, no turning back to your icy Frigate
Leave a wretch rammed, what you spit’s Zek-wrong, your defence is like your right eye, gone!
You hail from a franchise for children, but I can assure
That your sequel games climax shows this attempted child murderer
It’s quite a turnabout, this old buffoon just cannot put up a fight
And It’s clear that this court is adjourned, but the victor isn’t Black and White

Ghetsis vs Manfred Von Karma - Rap Battle! Season 2

Irish. 24 yrs old. I like to make music. I make Rap Battles.

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