CLASSIFIED feat. linc

Light as Harry Warden
Vladimyr P. as Heartful Lou

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
HARRY WARDEN
AGAINST
HEARTFUL LOU
BEGIN

Harry Warden (0:32):
Survived in the cave in for days, I’m not some teen to laugh at
But I’m sent to rap against a Wattpad Jeff the Killer copycat?
I’m spitting so toxic with sharpened lines just like this pickaxe
You’d have a Bloody Valentine but a certain someone didn’t ask!
This Modded COD fraud got heartbroken in a heartbeat
Then I’ll puncture Heartful’s heart so he’ll never get the chance to flow on the beat
This wannabe will fail like I’m Shale; You.. should snap back to reality
Sam will never love you again Lou.. how is that for a casualty?

Heartful Lou (0:55):
You spat those raps so bad it’s like you didn’t have a heart
That verse was like your first flick because you cut out the best parts
You can’t devour this victory like the miners, it’s rough
That you’ll fall flatter than your 3D so I won’t take your rebuff

Harry Warden (1:06):
I always Massacre the track; you’re something less than a man
You came to spit licks but missed like the carnival cans
And after that dreadful verse, watchu gonna do? Choke?
You’re not a Walt, you’re at fault, I’m one you shall not provoke!

Heartful Lou (1:17):
Say I’m something less than a man? Look into the mirror, buddy
I could ace you in this battle with no need for me to study
The raps you spat were horrid, tried to manipulate your win?
Wasted a perfectly good verse so you could, what?? Conserve your oxygen??
Maybe the hallucination can fake a world where you persevere 
A list of box office successes? It’s clear Harry’s not here
Love is a gift, something you could never have
Lights out, I burned your ass without needing methane gas

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE LOVE LETTER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writers: Vlad and Cole
Beat Producer: Slantize
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by ColeDaCole

Harry Warden vs Heartful Lou

Harry Warden vs Heartful Lou. Sinister Rap Battles: Lost Episode “Valentines Day”

The experiment is up and running again! Our simulation resumes starting off with the classic White Bomberman duelling the modern (and rather tipsy) Demoman in a far more explosive match than even HAL vs Victor!

@under-scores as the Demoman
@central-rap-battles as the Bomberman

Written by underscores
Beat produced by Audio Network
Additional writing from @jason-carreon-740402437, @dannyplaysgames-422800890, and @king-mewtwo
Thumbnail by underscores
Beat + vocals mixed by underscores
Demo by underscores
Special thanks to Dani Frias


Demoman (drunk):
Eugh… yyou think you cannn… beeat me...
yourrrrr rhymes arre profound, ...seeee?
your… rhymes are so bbad… I got t-the flow
a-and I uhh... *collapses*

Bomberman:
...Oh.
...Guess he rapped drunk?
Wish I could say the same after seein’ that mug
Look at that slug; I’ll blast the wack hackit Scat-man
and his cast of Nine Dastardly bastards
With yo rappin’s prowess as free as your country
I’d shatter out this scotch Scotch as the king of ‘83
Swept the floor with so many space pirates call me Samus Aran times three
Don’t need the Omni Cube to prove you a square
and you can’t be Sirius in any store of retorts
cuz I’m flowin like the Blue Resort, while your last attempt at rap back there
was as wack as your Orange Box ports.

Demoman:
I should lay off the whole bottle, Dig Dug’s blazin’ at full throttle, but I’ll let that end soon
Give my Persuader to this first grader charge em up and lob their block off like ka-boom!
Sobered up, let’s check what you dropped so aplomb;
E10+ bawjaw can’t drop F-bombs,
so you made a port retort and said my verse was junk
but that just proved I’m even dope when I’m drunk
Crush ya with my Booties then I’m shaggin’ Cute Pink
She blew up my boomstick -- now THAT’s Loch n’ Load
So let me back to my duty, if not then shoot me
Cuz your raps are wack as Act Zero

Bomberman:
Did I grab a Clock? ‘Cuz your verses stopped and seemed to Bomber Drag-on
You’re my Bootlegger, or my bootlicker, either way you’ve turned my Fire blast on!
You’d think the Demoman would be more careful with my fuses
But you blew em up into bits and it really seems you’d be clueless
‘Cuz I’m ruthless to the brute who’s puttin’ all of his friends to risk
So don’t talk about your Booties when you can’t accept the shoe fits!
Konami’s topping sloppy jockeys with their choppy disses
ボンバーマン's been on top since I was on the floppy disk and
yeah, Act Zero didn’t ride the charts, that’s apparent
Can’t say the same, though, if we’re talkin’ your number of parents

Demoman:
Get a lode of this runner with their fancy little toys
Unlike Engie though, he can’t think of one creative ploy
‘cuz you're repetitive, I'm Competitive
against the no-fly guy who puts the “error” in “terrorist”
so you'll rue the day you Matched to catch the black scot
who’s kickin’ ass in raps against mascots
Didn’t need PASS Time to blast fly and leave ya dunked
No excuse losin this bad mate!
*takes swig of bottle*
I’m drunk!

Bomberman:
I'm packing heat, and passing P's, while ya bring a slicer!
Attacking me? Want smoke? Heh, pass a breathalyzer!

Demoman:
Half your eyesight yet I spy from this runt
That what he calls gunpowder is nothin’ but duds

Bomberman:
Ugliest thing straight outta Scotland since the monster
Big talk about messes from the Oxi-Clean sponsor

Demoman:
Well I’ll sell ya one crossed wire, potassium chloride,
then kablooie! A bigger bomb than your franchise!

Bomberman:
My franchise bombed? This is coming from the guy
whose game only gets updated when its program goes awry
Time to lose your other eye, this drunk’s an open book
So cue the level’s end! I left a merc overcooked!

Demoman:
I’m fly like my Sticky Jumper, you’re grounded
To that maze of a verse that leaves us confounded
I’ve ripped you apart, ‘case the bombing couldn’t tell
They’ll have to glue you back together in hell!

BOMBERMAN vs DEMOMAN || Modern vs Classic 2: LotA - #1

LYRICS

Zodiac Killer:
38- goodbye announcer, too bad you had no parting gifts
Now to this mess of a killer, I don’t know where to start with this 
With the countless origins you’re given by pre-teens thinking they’re Stephen King
makes you unthreatening, cheapening, cult burnings and murdering leaving grim
I’ve already been compared to a Jack, but somehow, you’re even weaker
Please cease, sir. You’re weak, sir. Don’t need many words to speak burns.
I’m a cold-blooded killer, a bold blood spiller
But I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything worse than your picture
With the blue faceplate, but this lame-rate would get crippled by my first shot
Burst shot, 9 millimeters in the grave until this worse slop
Gets burned hot, like my gun-fire, spitting shots to leave this teen shook
Try to rap with your “I have no mouth and must scream” look

Eyeless Jack:
Hidden in history for setting cars on fire? What a back burner
And that black mask? Static-y raps? You’re taking from the Observer
I’ll leave Zodiac burnin’ like hot tar, when I drop bars
But my thoughts are “No wonder he’s flopping, he already bombs hard”

Zodiac Killer:
That’s it? I expected more out of this classic
Guess Ticci Toby kin is prone to laugh tracks where they’re rapping
Burnt face and broken family, now hell’s where this devil’s advocate lies
Cap a Jack-ass and make his brains splatter; upgrade the count to 39

Eyeless Jack:
Ted Cruz wants to step to a monster of darkness 
But I'll rip the head screws off this dead moose, sell out on the black market
This suspected methhead vendetta spreader put his own life on private
Guess this battle’s a no-brainer, I could use something to spice up my diet 
So, read the note, kid, ‘fore the folktale is broken 
He’s hopeless, homeless, and no chance of holding
a throne! Left your legacy as just another John Doe
You lead cops on a wild goose chase like you’re murderous Where’s Waldo!
Things looks so bleak for this clone thief, I’ll be sure to kill you slowly
Make like another baby and take your own leave
It’s clear why people lost their fear of you, no newspapers to examine how
Your legacy’s gone on and shattered, where’s Zodiac rapping now?

CREDITS

DeegleNV as The Zodiac Killer 
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcqoNcvUnQdz8otgTxOqWKQ
Razzy as Eyeless Jack
https://soundcloud.com/simplyrazzy

Written by Rabi and Fightmarker
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClNJgoh_a9oYoLenAR0RzGg
Mixed by DeegleNV and Light
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCv40Azz3spGbl38LIF7uKqg
Beat by Audio Network
Thumbnail by Rabi

The Zodiac Killer vs. Eyeless Jack - Rap Battle

Lyrics:

wait for video on October 31st

Evan as Jeff The Killer
Seth as Jeffrey Dahmer

Jeff The Killer vs Jeffrey Dahmer

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/u/1/d/1qwRu6ZbBSI23S6UX_y7b24pC6OxeTit-bKVsnsvZln4/edit
Snakebite126 as Little Mac
Alex M. as Izuku Midoriya
MetaMachine as Doc Louis (cameo)
Written by MetaMachine, Raichous, Kamren the Person, GamingPlush64, FyxFynn and Adam.
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat by Hollywood Legend Productions
Thumbnail by Rabi
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Self-Reflections"
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Mad Science"

Little Mac vs. Izuku Midoriya

Video Here: https://youtu.be/C1XnrpCpXmc

Vladimyr P. as Hypno's Lullaby & Fluttershy's Lullaby

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
HYPNO’S LULLABY
AGAINST
FLUTTERSHY’S LULLABY
BEGIN

Hypno’s Lullaby:
Don’t be shy, Fluttershy, come with me, you’ll be alright
So close your eyes; you’ll GO AWAY for more than just one friday night
I’ll Dream Eat away at your Dreamscape, you’re too late, that’s why you come up next
Your mind will Fall like Gravity when this rope ties around your neck
Rest your fleshy head so your blood can spread on the bed ‘til you’re dead and you’re counting sheep
I don’t need the sway of my pendulum to forever help this pony stay sound asleep
This recipient’s a fucking itty bitty idiot, and Hypno won’t pity it so say goodbye
Because I lied to you, the gold light shines through when I lyrically abuse a Fluttershy

Fluttershy’s Lullaby:
Hush now, you Pokèmon GameFreak, you’re right! Those lines put me right to sleep
No one asked for more of your boring lore so you could only dare to win this in your dreams
So Quiet now you pedophillic monster, cuz in rap I rein with a mic to slaughter
And I will take you down to the Funhouse where present PonyPasta’s prosper
It seems you’re looking rather Drowzee, you’re done, you should’ve stayed in your Pokèball
It’s yet another gift from Rarity that I can poke at Pokèmon ‘till he falls
You’ll have nowhere to go when I’m killin’ this flow you’re my next victim after all
Have your tele-pathetic ass screaming when I pick up the pistol to have you awol

Hypno's Lullaby:
You shoot your shots that go missing like the children who follow me into my cave
No silph scope could ever spot your dead crappypasta but I’ll still feast on your remains
I will leave you neglected it’s super effective; you were not very clever
So now you shall stay with me forever

Fluttershy's Lullaby:
This Cutie’s leavin’ Marks to Offend this creepy furry, it’s best that you hurry along
Your end will be neigh when I’m callin’ up Muray to bury your very inappropriate song
You’ll be stuck in isolation without the children you tried to groom
I’d say good lulla-bye … but I will see you soon

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writer: Vlad
Beat Producer: Allrounda
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Created by Vlad
Hypo Art Created by Miyavj

Hypno's Lullaby vs Fluttershy's Lullaby. Sinister Rap Battles

Thank you Paige!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Video drops Dec. 25th

Evan as Spike Spiegel
Snakebite126 as Vash the Stampede

Kuroneko as herself (Cameo)

Beat Produced by: 2Deep
Written by: Dani Frias
Mixed by: Dani Frias
Flow Test by: Dani Frias

Lyrics:

Spike:
You seem like a bounty that I wouldn't really get
One with beliefs that I could be hearing out of hippie Jet
So I'll stay chilling in space compared to your desert and fungus 
'cause last time you flew in a ship, your family played Among Us
Bang, messed in the head like Pierrot Le Fou
Clear that you'll lose; to me it ain't new, while I can't say the same for you
While I'm beating up about twenty bounties all the way through
You're on your first, down on your knees, talkin' 'bout "what would mommy do"
And I know your show gets sad and you can't bounce back
But maybe not put all the death scenes next to my soundtrack 
But I won't drag this like it's you with a car
So whatever happens, happens, I'll be exposing who you really are

Vash:
Thou shall not kill, but I can't promise you that
Don't assume that, I'll lose matches once we see where you at
I get shot at several times and I'm still up here spitting lines
But when you're swung at for your crimes, they made this man end up like Knives
They call me Stampede 'cause I stomp on you, ain't that right
I came first, you came worse, and now we're here to fight
I won't be spitting as lackluster as your show could
Tried way too hard to be mine so bad, they made a series off Wolfwood 
Call me a gun, 'cause I'm banging your ex-girl
Taking shrooms again, so just move on to the next world
As Vash is so brash when he's past dissing trash
So I'll give you some cash so you can have cigarettes furl

Spike:
Have at it, Humanoid Typhoon, think you run a tycoon?
Remember that they need my show so they can go like you
But still, you thought it in your head to go and push me
Glad I got a pair, 'cause you'd do anything for pussy

Vash:
And you'd do anything to clear up memories of crime life
They wouldn't like it when they now see a cop in the limelight 
So stand up and fight right, you Snapchat filter phony 
I would've been more scared of Spike from My Little Pony

Spike:
You look like a broom but can't sweep up ends
You did it good when you were killing all your friends
I may have a fake eye, it surprised all the masses
But I'd do anything not to wear those ugly-ass glasses
Rapping is a talent that you lack
Messed up that verse like it's a town or your back
Guess I got the 60 bill from crying donut man
Go and get Legato to fix up the next speech that you plan 

Vash:
Put down your weapon, you think you could spit it hot? Please
I'll call you Faye; I'm lying here like "you sing offkey"
I already dealt with Sax boys shooting when they met us
So I'll leave you drinking hardly that Frank Marlon would get jealous 
Takin' moves from Bruce Lee? You'll lose, see, I don't mean no harm
But what's martial arts gonna have up against my other arm
Got canceled like Big Shot, I know your fanbase would be pleased
See you, space cowboy. Back to pursuing love and peace

Spike Spiegel vs. Vash the Stampede - #8

Brodecai as Bughuul
Vladimyr P. as The Babadook

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
BUGHUUL
AGAINST
THE BABADOOK
2
BEGIN

Bughuul:
The camera’s on to film your second defeat, you couldn’t ever cross this deity
With my rhymes divine, I am assigned to burn a pop-up book for his victory
You’re a bogus-man type Bogeyman and you really think that you’re the Sinister one?
So hush little one, it’s Time to put you to Sleep, igniting the pun filled fun, RUN
AWAY as I lay the rap down, you couldn’t back down from this smack down
You should LGB sTay Quiet cuz you couldn’t back-stroke from my flow, you’ll drown
Blowing out competition intersecting my path, I manipulate tracks so you’ll feel my wrath
Then I’ll make you go insane, and you’ll feel the pain from the aftermath of your final bloodbath!

The Babadook:
It’s a shame that you spat those childish flames like the failed scare tactic “BOO”
But I will be the one to make things interesting for your end in Chapter 2
So I’ll pop off with inferno raps so hot while being Sinister’s the only thing you’re not
I’m quite confused, baba is you, so try to top me and you’ll be left to rot
Because Neither-world wants you, you’re done dude, it seems that this King could never wear the crown
Consuming Children is rotten like how your tomatoes will forever and ever be going down 
I got this win on Mo-lock (Moloch) there’s no doubt you’ll be left in Denial but you should Accept your fate
You should say your grace ‘fore I put you in your place with these bars so malevolent; you’re one I’ll deprecate

Bughuul:
The shimmering midnight moonlight shines upon the one who’s bridle
As I lurk amongst the shadows; you need to pick up and study a Bible!
While you’re in the shadow of Freddy be ready for the monstrous bars that I spawn upon
The Babadook will be shook from the bars that I cook, I’ll banish you til you’re gone when you become my pawn
It’s Super unnatural torturing animals I will bash Babadook; feelin’ quite animus
Couldn’t shapeshift a good diss? How dreadful. I annialite tracks, like a Juul, you’re cancerous
Your tactics really Bug me so you should just go fulfil your prophecy
Cuz It’ll seem like Christmas Morning when you hang out with that family

The Babadook:
You should’ve remodeled your verse, cuz an outburst of yours couldn’t hurt
You just babble on, Babalonyan, so on tracks puny gods are what I subvert
I reign hell on the mic to put your head on a pike and I know I’m not the only one you wanna be like
You’re just a myth in the mist who couldn’t spit a good diss. I’m sorry, but you could never be my type.
I always be towering and overpowering you for eternity certainly
So I’ll end your demise with your own sacrifice just to shut you up!
But it seems your makers did that for me..

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writer: Vlad
Additional Writing Help by: LAR80s
Beat Producer: 5:10
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad

Happy New Years Eve Everyone, I hope you enjoyed :)

Bughuul vs The Babadook 2. Sinister Rap Battles

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1M-gsC6isIYNxxabUcg8zmu-VX4wjvOrQpOTVcaLUA7c/edit?usp=sharing

URBoF

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Ghetsis:
Enter the King of Unova (hyah!) ‘gainst Court’s greatest king of the posers (hyah!)
It’s Turnabout Goodbyes for you, but in this battle the killer ain’t you (hyah!)
It’s Ghetsis, ya gonna get dissed! - I spit hotter flames than Reshiram’s breath 
It’s tremendous this wretch had a forty year defeat stretch, then lost it all to a rookie bird’s defense
I can see straight past your tricks, so don’t you forget about DL-6
Against G-Cis, it’s the same trip, I’m firing bullets that you CANNOT miss
And you ain’t got a lotta heart, just like your daughter, scarred
Shoot you down like you’re the Manfred Von Red Baron
The “king of the prosecutors” couldn’t be cuter
I’m bringing Unova to a new future
This brute doesn’t give me a scare, more like a Yanni Yogi Bear
Bang your head against the wall all you want but you’ll never prove your victory against this terror 
Leave you like my son, cheated, when this dose of Bad Karma’s defeated
Flows like Plasma, I rhyme smooth, this old conceited fool’s stamina’s depleted



Manfred Von Karma: 

Your honor I have an OBJECTION!  to this pointless conjecture
The undefeated courtroom demon’s arrived to project his best lecture 
Against this prick Ghetsis, Court’s bestest, can’t get dissed 
Retract you like N did, let’s not waste any evidence
You infected your son's mind with lies of subjugation to lure him 
And your plan would have worked if some tween kid didn’t cure him 
You say your rhymes flow like plasma but but quite honestly they’ve dragged on
And you can’t cheat THIS court, with that over-leveled dragon (HYAH)
I’m your worst nightmare Ghetsis, get this? Your plans fell Miles like an elevator, guessed it
Up against the king of the rejected regrets, it’s funny, your own son sat on the throne, and said “forget this”
You couldn’t turn a region to slaves, so don’t expect to win this court with that disproportionate discourse (ugh!)
I show no remorse for this worthless sage, betrayed by his grunts and upstaged 
You’ve got no karma, no lawyer, no skill whereas I have an Edge
Worth FIVE plans of anyone hopelessly on the defendant’s bench
Cold blooded and evil, with these bars I’m lethal, emotionless rocks fall to MY chords of steel
You’re feeble, please, I’ll leave you defeated, you’ll rot and you’ll freeze, with ease, like both of your sequels
            



Ghetsis:

Time to liberate you from the mic, cause that verse was riddled with lies
Your skills are non-existent as Gourdy, and your perfect record 
Light up prosecutors with a fusion flare blast, 
Leave you screaming like in Miles haunting echoes of his past 
Your demeanor and arrogant persona doesn’t hurt, man 
I command dragons, your seeds were handed to a Bird Man
Look,I know that keeping that your noble record can cost a leg and an arm, man
But you’re so devoid of any energy I’ll call you BARREN Von Karma 
I’m the true boss of this court, leaving cheats this Abysmal ruined
And you’ll be needing another day off after my staff rips you anew

Manfred Von Karma:

Slam that pathetic cane down but you have no right to judge
I’ll eNd this Harmonia naturally, just like your traitorous son, begrudged
So get your scientist friend to roast me, , cause this sage is worthless
Send your Plasma clowns to back to Nimbasa, they’re the whole circus! 
This cape wearing’s lyrical capering’s leading this trial to no further debate 
That’s that the only thing that this disgraceful mistake to his clan can do is to escape 
It’s time to meet your fate, you outrageous plague, no turning back to your icy Frigate
Leave a wretch rammed, what you spit’s Zek-wrong, your defence is like your right eye, gone!
You hail from a franchise for children, but I can assure
That your sequel games climax shows this attempted child murderer
It’s quite a turnabout, this old buffoon just cannot put up a fight
And It’s clear that this court is adjourned, but the victor isn’t Black and White

Ghetsis vs Manfred Von Karma - Rap Battle! Season 2

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