This battle surely didn’t bomb, it was fucking FIRE! Let me tell ya though, I’ll get prettty heated if people start shitting on this. Trust me, I have a short fuse for that stuff.

This is probably my favorite verse to have voiced! The flow was so fun, and the lyrics had an innate punch to them. Thanks for having me, and it's always a pleasure to be Bomberman! - Eric

What does LoTa stand for? Also this was absolutely amazing, Eric and you did amazing! Great job yo!

Woah, you're back? HOLY SH- anyways, this beat was awesome, the writing was awesome, this was awesome for a comeback! Nice job!

HI VIOLET!!

New logo by AaronGSalas

ZodiacKiaran as L
Snakebite126 as Makoto Naegi

Mishahaham as Byakuya Togami
Kamren as Monokuma

Beat Produced by: Smoke
Written by: Dani Frias
Mixed by: Dani Frias
Thumbnail by: Rabi
Flow Test by: Dani Frias

Lyrics:

L:
A freshman here surely won't make me tame
Am I really fighting the one who dropped the same three games?
I'd say feel shame, you're lucky I'm not Kira 'cause in this wit battle, you’d be a dead man
Half of your cast is more lifeless than a corpse, and I thought that I was a deadpan
But the head can go off and say that there's similarities in you and I?
You could call this a bout with Sakura, 'cause it's suicide
How are you a lucky kid but still got in a killing game
now marketed for yucky kids. Now I say that's a thriller, ay?
You tried to rock drip 'cause you saw the blood doing the same from your classmates
You were still seen as the traitor, so it's best you stay in last place
Why are you rapping? After Jump Force, can I really trust Chunsoft?
You're half of me, Naegi, you'll only play the cards too soft
So with this verse, I may as well end your miserable hell
You can call me….'cause you're taking the L

Naegi:
Uh, no, that's wrong! I found an error in your whole rap
It seems you're the culprit of that trash, so now I'll roll back 
I saved the world that almost went to billions of pieces 
While this emo was eating some cake and then grabbing on Misa's

Togami:
Tell 'em, Naegi

Naegi:
I got it!
You can't destroy me, I am the mascot of hope, while yours is one that I'm avoiding
They really made the top class of the FBI a Femboy Hooters employee?
You can't just toy me, not with your reasoning that real cases would just go and defile
You lost to a kid that'd be wetting himself if we dare got in trial
Don't see your smile,
I don't think that was in your files
Ryuzaki here's just in denial 
That I did more than him when I actually left the house more than a mile
This proof here is all that I need to show that I can diss foes
You gonna call the whole task force holding that little flip phone?
Can't spit, no? Looking like every 2000 anime. Don't think you're better
You're just what happens if they combined Tokyo Ghoul with the premise of Dexter
I have no pressure. You fall over Shinigamis so why bare this sight?
I'd say to have a seat but it seems you can't even do that right
Best get your feet off the furniture that I've gone and won on
Guess being handcuffed with Light was the only time you've touched someone

L:
How were those Truth Bullets? You barely fired shots
Dissing me 'cause I was locked in a room 
that your parents were killed in to move on with plot
I spit venom like a snake, while your only snake's Sayaka
Your fake messiah mentality won't even impress Matsuda
A low budget T-pose telling me that all of my stuff is dirt?
You're not even a detective. Kyoko did all your work
I'll make sure this'll stick, 'cause that verse was abysmal
How could you spit it sick? Your blood is Pepto Bismol
But I'll give you this strawberry for trying to be someone worthy of
This tennis match is over, kid. You can call it 30-love 

Naegi:
The Future Foundation would laugh at your present success, give it a rest
How can you mention tennis giving positions to kids playing chess
There's nothing I'll get when it comes to your pale self, it's beyond if I may help
The mastermind would've been happy at seeing your killing game of brain cells
I think we've left this on a closing note all covered
I left Lawliet on the floor like

Monokuma:
A body's been discovered!

L vs. Makoto Naegi - #11

Kyo Kusanagi's eternal rival takes on the Prince of the Saiyans in this battle of the most anti of antiheroes. 

B-Lo as Vegeta
Stofferex as Iori Yagami
Beat by Dansonn
Audio Mixed by B-Lo
Thumbnail by Stofferex
And written by me

Vegeta:
This rabid redhead really wants a piece of me?
On his own, even though his game has teams of three?
Even at base form, I don't know how you've stayed convinced
That you stand a chance against the mighty saiyan prince
Your rage is just a front, behind it you're quite stressed
I've seen tougher from my son, scratch that, my wife's ex
Think for once before sizing up a foe who levels planets
Give this punk more to rage at, like his teammates he abandoned

Iori:
Ugh, you make my skin crawl I'm about to go insane
Acting stand up like you've been tall, trust me it's all in vain
When met with your match, I know you tend to act obscene
Married into briefs cause you place your worth in genes

Vegeta:
Because I'm from a clan of warriors! You can't handle me fool!
I'm prepared to fan your flames and shatter your family jewels
You're on heroin, if you think you'll win, Miss X and that's a fact
Find fights a waste of time? Then here's my Big Bang attack

Iori:
I'll make this quick and easy, how many times you need to lose?
Your head's as thick as Veku, man I guess you blew a fuse
You got beaten by Blue Mary why do you even try
Break your back like robot Terry make you cry, scream, then die
It won't make any difference if your friends become a factor 
League of beleaguered husbands up against a maiden masher
Dive in dyes, I don't need flames to tear a your ass new one
We know who wears the pants, as you're crushed under blooma

Vegeta:
Think I've gone soft just cause I've settled down 
Like your bitterness is boosting up your power level now?
The biggest courtesy you've shown is not giving a beatdown
Just because you've murdered women you think you can take my team out?
Said before you went insane, explains why you're deluded
Nappa could destroy your tournament, that's battlefields included
Face me at full power, you'll still be in for a loss 
You may be Kyo's most common foe but you've never been the boss

Iori:
Hypocrite! Your lines are stale, when you try to feud
Make sure the words you use can't be applied to you
Said you stuck in base form but transformation's underway
Flanderized with fake scorn, too bad it's tsundere
With bars as filler as your series, drawn out time and screaming
I'll go ahead and break your balls to make your death have meaning
Want to continue? Then go call in your lifeline of a friend
Or else I'm finished with you maggot, never come near me again

Iori Yagami Vs Vegeta - Rap Battle

Brenpro1 as Georgie Denbrough (video)
Shimario as Georgie Denbrough (audio)
Chandler_CCRB as Will Byers  
MasonG as Mike Wheeler 
RNG as the Announcer 

Written by RNG, M&Matt and Vladimyr P.
Additional writing help by: Chandler_CCRB and Oofie
Mixed and mastered by Oofie
Beat produced by LM25 Music
Flow test by RNG
Cover art by Oofie
Produced by Oofie

Georgie: 0:20
Bill, I'm gonna play, I'll roll him just like his dice!
‘Cause It seems to me you're really Will the unwise!
I’ve seen Stranger in Derry, ‘cept for the pics taken by your bro
Before you try to roast, I’ll drown it out with paper boat flow 
They thought you were a doll, more plastic than your acting
But now this Byers will be beat when he steps up for batting 
Stole your haircut from Danny, but you still don't Shine
So you’ll be taking the El when I’m dropping the mic

Will: 0:40
Mike, do you copy?--Shit, my batteries died!
So while you’re clownin’ in this fight I'll knock out your Deadlights!
Once your second movie came your ratings really didn't float
Tell me Little Nightmare, where else have I seen your raincoat?
Oh! I’m the dungeon master, and I don't mean to gloat
But you don't need to ask “should I stay or should I go”
Trying to bring down castle Byers is a noble campaign
But then you rolled a 23, I leave your arm-y slain
As I cast another line it makes Georgie go up in flame
All you were used for is guilt, but now you’re getting flayed!
Bill’s bike ain’t the only Silver that a Denbrough will take
I'll leave a little kid bodied, and this time it's not a fake!

Georgie: 1:10
I’m spitting winter fire, and January embers
I've spelt out my victory like you do with your light letters 
Your jokes were real Rich-ie, for guys your heart burns too. 
Good lines in the upside down? Well ya better let ‘em out dude!
Bill said not to take Things from Strangers 
But you just gave me the W and I wish that I was kiddin’ 
Cause being around your friends puts them all in danger
So it's best for them that again Will has gone missing (Oh!)

Mike: 1:30
Georgie tries to cast a fireball but he rolls a 28!
Will the Wise what will you do to retaliate!

Will: 1:35
Well Mike, being his puppet of course he copied Pennywise
You should have expected that when I dissed, you died!

Georgie Denbrough vs Will Byers - Rap Clash!

Vladimyr P. as Costume man 

RaccoonBroVA as The Follower 

BTDREACTS as The Announcer

Written by King ducky & Futur3f1lmm4k3r 

Mixed by Oofie

Cover Art by Box Soldier 

Beat prod. Anywaywell 

Costume man:
So it looks like I'm fighting an ugly Noo noo in this rap fight 
This Muppet thinks he’s scary, but he don’t know how to rap right
That's right! You skulk in shadows, you won't survive tonight!
Beating you will be easy, I just gotta shine a flashlight! 

Denson dispensed his lead into the chest of this defenseman
Went alone to round him up, should’ve had better defense, man
Stumblin’ on the track like it’s the dark, i'm gonna call your bluff
I flow like water over the bridge you trip on, Cyan Billy Goat Gruff

The follower:
Before you failed to diss me you should've took this to note
That I'm the best! No wonder my design is a legit G.O.A.T!
And you want to call me Noo noo?! Best stop talking scrub
At Least I don't look like the cookie monster on drugs!

While your body is wasting away, my verses be slappin’
You need to take a good look for your identity, Trevor Afton
This bug is getting squashed, I would suggest for you to stop
Or make like your Jaw and drop, getting’ capped by this cop!

Costume man:
I thrive in the shadows, new disses is what you should be brewin 
Are you friends with Siren head? I heard all that white noise you’re spewin’
Your bland stupid boring verse is attracting all the crickets 
It's just like your game that gets stale after ten minutes!

The follower:
Shut the hell up!!!! With all that garbage that you wrote
I'll rip off your antennas and shove them down your throat!
You get overshadowed by most of the creations of henderson
Spittin lines so hot, you're gonna die in your costume again!

Costume man vs The Follower - Royal Rap Battle [ft. Vladimyr P. & RaccoonBroVA]

These two squirrels woke up on the wrong side of the bed and are ready to DUKE IT OUT! Which rude squirrel will win in this battle of young vs old!

Video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b0FrZtPosU

►Slappy voiced by:
Jenni No Mercy

►Conker voiced by: 
Danii

►Mixed by: 
Serena

►Art made by:
Me

►Thumbnail made by:
JK03

Beat by:
AudioNetwork

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Slappy Verse 1  
________________________________________
 Ah screw that intro phooey, rip into a drunken twit!
 You’re a two-bit piece of work, a 21st century Misfit!
 Started out wholesome, then ya got the kiddies cursin’!
 Sounds like that Croc fella, did no one think rehearsin’?
 You remind me of Bubsy after he takes a couple hits!
 Maybe they should hire real voice actors, ay kids?
 And all my life I’ve been into the boppin’ and the crashin’
 Never seen a cash-in go out just like his era’s fashion..

Conker Verse 1  
________________________________________
 Slappy, Slap-Happy? Older than MY grandpappy..
 Don’t let me distract you from nappin in your nappies..
 Cut the spiel, you fell off like a titan to the berg..
 And spew more shit, that my audience’d find absurd
 You’re a sideact, segments as long as your intro..
 You’re more qualified to babysit, then to act, bingo!
 I faced a fuckin’ singin’ poo, much worse than you.
 And Gregg’s still waiting for you to attend his barbeque. 

Slappy Verse 2  
________________________________________
 You’re a punk with a mouth, yet you call it a rarity?
 Must be stupid too, your popularity was charity!
 Mentored by the ones who did it a million times betta!
 Stick to your sixty four! Your parodies ain’t clever!
 But Whatevaaa, you make some decent poop jokes..
 I’ll keep my cap in the closet, different strokes for ya folks..
 Back in my days, a slapstick encore conquered!
 But your brand shuts the door, like it was a Young Conker

Conker Verse 2 
________________________________________
Sellin’ Buttermilk, advertised to squeeze guts!
But here’s my own solution, conquer Deez Nutz!
 An accent so thick, shit, we could use a translation!
 Speaking fuckin’ nonsense like Sandy’s hibernation.
 Fuck me with a couple ales, and I’m down for a MILF.
 Get more use out of you then your cassette on the bookshelf.
 In the booth, you’re a boomer stoner, heh, honestly!
 Calling her a legend? Now that's comedy!

Conker Vs Slappy ❰Rap Battle❱

Beat Produced by 2Deep
BDGR as Smile Dog
BDGR as Ghostface
BroDGR as Ghostface (Thumbnail)
Written by BDGR
Mixed by BDGR

Ghostface 

Hello Smiley, Wanna play a game a fetch with disses?
Or with the corpse of your Grinning Missus
According to your fans you’re Jeffreys little bitch 
It seem if we had a role switch,
You’re playing with The Devil-Face, You’re death is what I insist
Imma Horror Icon, You’re just an Image, I’ll use Photoshop as an assist
Let me paint you a better picture, with each new film imma real cheddar bringer
In this rap I’m gutting this pup like a fish. Call me: The Ghostface Killah  
I like scary movies not your shitty, shipping, online horror stories
I’m unstoppable your stompable bitch I’m like Voorhees
I’m robbing the win like imma Smooth Criminal 
Good luck coming back, you'll need a smooth myrical! 

Smile Dog (Normal)

Wanna raise the stakes I see it’s a 2 on 1
Oh Boy, I get 2 ghouly steaks for the price of won 
So you like scary movies? Well when did we asked
So Spread The Word or I’ll leave you flat on your ass

Smile Dog (Demon)

Think you Prescott the win then you must be trippin
You got some real balls if you wanna talk about shippin
So fuck tea YOU’RE BLOOD IS WHAT I’M SPILLIN
Ghostface will be a ghost after I’m done killin
Quit Loomising around you’re looking like the other Myers
I’m literally from Hell I’m spitting real, feral fire
Just a cash grab explains you’re sudden Call of Duty
So look at the Bigger Picture ain’t it just a thing of beauty?

Random Rap Battle - Smile Dog vs. Ghostface

These gluttonous men get themselves in serious trouble with their strange and outrageous appetites, and somehow live to tell the tale! They won't take flack though, who will eat this competition!?

Video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YwfOu_aUGA&t=35s

►ShoeNice voiced by:
Skitzy

►Tarrare voiced by:
Gridline Rap Battles

►Mixed by:
Zagranis

►Thumbnail made by:
Fightmarker

Beat by:
AudioNetwork

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Shoenice Verse 1
________________________________________
 Well basically, Tarrare can’t compete with my clips,
 I’ll pit my game face against this frog with no lips!
 I’m an interweb superstar, whatever feat, I push it hard! 
 Rejected purple hearts, this freak couldn’t get that far! 
 Iraq up subs, you rack up issues..
 The French passed you around like a box of used tissues..
 Kicked by your folks, Hookers waved au revoir!
 Then had the military and the doctors wondering where you are!
 You’d think eating corks, you’d know how to stuff it!
 But I’d admit, I’d rather leave, if you’re talking shit..
 I chug bottles of vodka, Putin wouldn't push me.
 So why would I be scared of a white flag pussy.

Tarrare Verse 1  
________________________________________
 Are you here for the show? Cause I’ll eat this verse..
 Down more than liquor when it puts you in a hearse.  
 You played out your welcome, and acted bigger than you are.
 But time’s running out for this Tiktok star!
 You’d be more impressive if anybody cared,
 But your editors shouldn’t be the only ones scared!
 Bom Bom on the beat, push addiction to the brink!
 They say I smell bad but your reputation stinks
 I swallowed orders for the french revolution
 While you guzzle glue in 1080 resolution
 Sounds like you’re choking, you sub-buying rat
 your whole career crashed, would you joke about that?

Shoenice Verse 2
________________________________________
 For your first interrogation, I’d say you did fine,
 Got your ass captured but you weren’t worth a dime!
 Got no guts but got bile by the liter,
 I’d expect a better show from a little baby eater!

Tarrare Verse 2  
________________________________________
 Talking about kids, why don’t you just split!
 You played with the hearts of far more than I did!
 I rip apart cats, but you rip apart homes,
 There are better opponents than a washed up chrome-dome!

Shoenice Verse 3  
________________________________________
 What’s the Matter-Eater Lad, I’m still alive, Ooo!
 So I just went viral, Thaaaank you!

Tarrare Verse 3  
________________________________________
 Listen, we’re the same, left begging on the street!
 But it wasn't receipts, rushing me off my feet!

Tarrare Vs ShoeNice ❰Rap Battle❱

Written by Timey and JK03
Mixing by Zagranis

Commander Jacob as Hank the Cowdog 
Derpiest Game Blast as Drover 
RaccoonBro as Geronimo Stilton

Hank:
It’s me again, Hank the Cowdog, and today as I recall,
An overrated oversized rodent came asking to brawl
But from what I can tell from this sad flop, he’s nothing but his family’s lapdog
I’m feeling like a Rap Dog, so how about you shut your Trap, dog?
Stacking bank against Hank? That’s a hard task to take, cause when it comes to relevance, there’s not much at stake
Crossing the Head of Ranch Security’s a mistake; I’m chewing this cheesy mouse up like a piece of cake
You’re running from cats; I’m running cats up trees
Only thing this rat’s able to spit is disease
So just try to sing; I doubt you’ll be heard
Cause no amount of fonts could help you write a good verse!

Geronimo:
Did you just come out your septic tank? Cause that verse left me wilting
Let me introduce myself; the name’s Stilton, Geronimo Stilton
May be Top of the Line Cowdog, but you’ll never top my legacy
Just ask the Rodent’s Gazette; they’ll tell you writing’s my specialty!
And you’re one to talk relevance; this Devil in Texas couldn’t make cents
It makes sense; I’m famous; you catching up is a Slim Chance
You’re stuck at your ranch while I’ve travelled around the entire globe
I’ll be making this the second time that a pet dog gets owned

Drover:
I’ve had bigger stings from—oh, my leg!

Hank:
I’ve got this, Drover
With those childish insults, I’ve heard better shots from Loper
I’ve dealt with Pete’s scratches before; your Papercutz couldn’t faze me
With how cowardly you act, you're more yellow than the cheese that you eat!
I’ll Rip you to bits before you Snort a diss; no mouse will miss this cat turd
You stole your whole schtick from Basil, and your getup from Mr Ratburn
I’ve got a ranch to protect; you’ll stay cooped up inside your home
You’ll never Be a Winner; I won, you lost, and your mama’s a toad! Case closed.

Geronimo:
Did you stumble over your words again? Cause that verse was nothing but gibberish 
I can’t stand to hear you sing; trust me, I’ve seen you try to write lyrics
I’ve got an animated series, but when it comes to you, see,
Your case might as well be called “The Case of The Missing Movie!”
And at least my family’s loyal; yours, on the other paw, think you’re just a nuisance 
You try to act all tough, but you’re just a Scruff McGruff bootleg
You’re upstaged by Plato like Socrates when this sack of fleas crushes on Beulah
You’ll always be prov-alone while I get to hold Pretty Paws with Petunia!
For years I’ve stayed a bestseller that every young mouse cares about
With how many times you recycle plots, I’d think you were related to the Stingysnouts!
Based on your writing style, I can tell that you’re all bark and no bite
I just put this mutt down with a verbal pound; guess It’s a Dog’s Life!

Hank the Cowdog vs Geronimo Stilton. Rap Battle.

The experiment is up and running again! Our simulation resumes starting off with the classic White Bomberman duelling the modern (and rather tipsy) Demoman in a far more explosive match than even HAL vs Victor!

@under-scores as the Demoman
@central-rap-battles as the Bomberman

Written by underscores
Beat produced by Audio Network
Additional writing from @jason-carreon-740402437, @dannyplaysgames-422800890, and @king-mewtwo
Thumbnail by underscores
Beat + vocals mixed by underscores
Demo by underscores
Special thanks to Dani Frias


Demoman (drunk):
Eugh… yyou think you cannn… beeat me...
yourrrrr rhymes arre profound, ...seeee?
your… rhymes are so bbad… I got t-the flow
a-and I uhh... *collapses*

Bomberman:
...Oh.
...Guess he rapped drunk?
Wish I could say the same after seein’ that mug
Look at that slug; I’ll blast the wack hackit Scat-man
and his cast of Nine Dastardly bastards
With yo rappin’s prowess as free as your country
I’d shatter out this scotch Scotch as the king of ‘83
Swept the floor with so many space pirates call me Samus Aran times three
Don’t need the Omni Cube to prove you a square
and you can’t be Sirius in any store of retorts
cuz I’m flowin like the Blue Resort, while your last attempt at rap back there
was as wack as your Orange Box ports.

Demoman:
I should lay off the whole bottle, Dig Dug’s blazin’ at full throttle, but I’ll let that end soon
Give my Persuader to this first grader charge em up and lob their block off like ka-boom!
Sobered up, let’s check what you dropped so aplomb;
E10+ bawjaw can’t drop F-bombs,
so you made a port retort and said my verse was junk
but that just proved I’m even dope when I’m drunk
Crush ya with my Booties then I’m shaggin’ Cute Pink
She blew up my boomstick -- now THAT’s Loch n’ Load
So let me back to my duty, if not then shoot me
Cuz your raps are wack as Act Zero

Bomberman:
Did I grab a Clock? ‘Cuz your verses stopped and seemed to Bomber Drag-on
You’re my Bootlegger, or my bootlicker, either way you’ve turned my Fire blast on!
You’d think the Demoman would be more careful with my fuses
But you blew em up into bits and it really seems you’d be clueless
‘Cuz I’m ruthless to the brute who’s puttin’ all of his friends to risk
So don’t talk about your Booties when you can’t accept the shoe fits!
Konami’s topping sloppy jockeys with their choppy disses
ボンバーマン's been on top since I was on the floppy disk and
yeah, Act Zero didn’t ride the charts, that’s apparent
Can’t say the same, though, if we’re talkin’ your number of parents

Demoman:
Get a lode of this runner with their fancy little toys
Unlike Engie though, he can’t think of one creative ploy
‘cuz you're repetitive, I'm Competitive
against the no-fly guy who puts the “error” in “terrorist”
so you'll rue the day you Matched to catch the black scot
who’s kickin’ ass in raps against mascots
Didn’t need PASS Time to blast fly and leave ya dunked
No excuse losin this bad mate!
*takes swig of bottle*
I’m drunk!

Bomberman:
I'm packing heat, and passing P's, while ya bring a slicer!
Attacking me? Want smoke? Heh, pass a breathalyzer!

Demoman:
Half your eyesight yet I spy from this runt
That what he calls gunpowder is nothin’ but duds

Bomberman:
Ugliest thing straight outta Scotland since the monster
Big talk about messes from the Oxi-Clean sponsor

Demoman:
Well I’ll sell ya one crossed wire, potassium chloride,
then kablooie! A bigger bomb than your franchise!

Bomberman:
My franchise bombed? This is coming from the guy
whose game only gets updated when its program goes awry
Time to lose your other eye, this drunk’s an open book
So cue the level’s end! I left a merc overcooked!

Demoman:
I’m fly like my Sticky Jumper, you’re grounded
To that maze of a verse that leaves us confounded
I’ve ripped you apart, ‘case the bombing couldn’t tell
They’ll have to glue you back together in hell!

BOMBERMAN vs DEMOMAN || Modern vs Classic 2: LotA - #1

Thanks to Everyone who has joined the Fazbear Frights song Road!! this is the last song of the First album.

Thanks to Scrap Rat and JTFrag for taking the time to sing in some of my songs, Without them i wouldnt have made it to The point i am rn!

Thanks to Makyuni For making the Instrumentals for these Songs, Sorry if i was a Burden!

And thanks to all my Fans, i love you all, Expect more songs soon :3

The Man In Room 1280 (A fnaf Man in room in 1280 Song FT. Scrap Rat and JTFrag)

Dani as Pyro
Cole as Asbestos Man
Written by Fight, and Cole
Beat by Dan Skinner, Dave James, and Adam Skinner
Mixed by Fightmarker

Asbestos Man
My time’s wasted in this contest of who’s got the best flows
The psychopath with a lighter or the man of asbestos?
Using my net would be useless, it’d only be an improvement
Lag-bots restricting your movement, casual’s straight up in ruins
Come at it: your best heat simply fails to impress me
As your pathetic flaky fibers can’t best my super vest, see
how do you fair in a game focused on the teamwork of a crew
When not even your commades want to be around you

Pyro
Stay away, because from the looks of your suit
It’s just another reason why women don’t want to touch you
Outshined by Asbestos Lady, it’s about to happen a second time
And seeing the acts you call evil, you being concieved is the worst crime
BURN YOU TO DEATH
No sunshine or rainbows when I’m forced to trade bows
RUNNING OUT OF BREATH
When I become unstable, I tend to make some angels
NO SECONDS LEFT
My kill count display shows each particle is fatal
AXE THROUGH YOUR CHEST
The painless and faster way to getting your lungs disabled
I’m a merc, offing nerds is just another day of work
But this is sad man, what do I do, unplug your life support?
Got beat by the worst of the four, you won’t be hard to scorch
So I’ll burn your fucking corpse, yeah, thats a Human Torch

Asbestos Man
Stop it with the mumble rap, your “flames” are useless
Going against this brilliant chemist is nothing but foolish
When this nuisance is not used and hated by the pro players
the fact that 12 year olds are the only ones maining you isn’t doing you any favors
Now the only time you’re running tracks decently is when you’re DLC for Sonic
You’re a side character; ironic, I’m the head here, iconic
So I’ve had it with your fans I’ll be the one to end your mystery
It doesn’t matter what you look like either way you’re fucking ugly

Pyro
You’d have to believe in magic to ever think that you’re besting me
You’re more equal with cancer; Mann vs Ventilation Machine
Whole comic history’s a Strange Tale ever since you stepped on the scene
Let’s hope this time your death won’t be done off screen

BOMBERMAN vs DEMOMAN || Modern vs Classic 2: LotA - #1

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