Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YlQ3ZP9nsYIZJO7Pb6J7lXe5eDyMg6J9mccaG0-E_j0/edit
garbageGothic as Lake
Stark Media as Dark Pit
Written by MetaMachine and Legengo
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat by Dansonn
Thumbnail by Rabi
Hint to next battle: "All in their Pockets" (featuring Swizkii and AlaskanSam)

Dark Pit vs. Lake

PACKZ FT.INTXITIVN, RealCappertin ( prod. Krxxk )

He lives in me
My enemy, my voice of doubt
The one who whispers, “You’re nothing”
Who drains the courage out

He crawls beneath my chest
Grinds my gears when I begin
He’s the hand that kills my visions
The wall I crash within

He lives in me
The one who mocks me when I speak
The one who spits I’ll never matter
That my strength is fucking weak

He laughs when I’m in ruins
Feeds when my soul’s sore
He sits inside my shadow
And drinks down all my war

He lives in me
He never sleeps, he never fades
He drags me down through every morning
With chains made of my shame

And even if no one sees it
Even if they think I shine—
There’s a monster in my mirror
Tearing every hope of mine

He lives in me
And I can’t fucking flee
Because when I stare into the dark…
That demon staring back is me

He breaks me when I wake
No reason, just the sting
He compares me, tears me open
Passes judgment like a king

There’s no truce, no tomorrow
No “you’ll be okay”
When the one who wants you dead…
Is your soul in decay

He lives in me
I know his every move
He knows my guilt, my sins,
My stories carved in wounds

And I keep trying to silence him
But he always screams above
Because this eternal enemy…
Was never from outside 

He lives in me
He’s my skin, my curse, my skin
He kneels me with his poison
And forbids me joy again

¿Y cómo escapar de lo que soy?
¿Cómo huir si no hay otro yo?
¿Dónde esconderme…
Si el enemigo…
lleva mi rostro y mi dolor?

He lives in me
And now I finally see
I’m not just my executioner…
I’m the seed that grew the beast

And if one day I break the chains
It won’t be through running blind
It’ll be by facing my own reflection
And forgiving what’s inside

He lives in me
Yes…
That…
Is me. (MY WORST ENEMY!!!)

He Lives In Me

BLACKMOLD

Light as Harry Warden
Vladimyr P. as Heartful Lou

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
HARRY WARDEN
AGAINST
HEARTFUL LOU
BEGIN

Harry Warden (0:32):
Survived in the cave in for days, I’m not some teen to laugh at
But I’m sent to rap against a Wattpad Jeff the Killer copycat?
I’m spitting so toxic with sharpened lines just like this pickaxe
You’d have a Bloody Valentine but a certain someone didn’t ask!
This Modded COD fraud got heartbroken in a heartbeat
Then I’ll puncture Heartful’s heart so he’ll never get the chance to flow on the beat
This wannabe will fail like I’m Shale; You.. should snap back to reality
Sam will never love you again Lou.. how is that for a casualty?

Heartful Lou (0:55):
You spat those raps so bad it’s like you didn’t have a heart
That verse was like your first flick because you cut out the best parts
You can’t devour this victory like the miners, it’s rough
That you’ll fall flatter than your 3D so I won’t take your rebuff

Harry Warden (1:06):
I always Massacre the track; you’re something less than a man
You came to spit licks but missed like the carnival cans
And after that dreadful verse, watchu gonna do? Choke?
You’re not a Walt, you’re at fault, I’m one you shall not provoke!

Heartful Lou (1:17):
Say I’m something less than a man? Look into the mirror, buddy
I could ace you in this battle with no need for me to study
The raps you spat were horrid, tried to manipulate your win?
Wasted a perfectly good verse so you could, what?? Conserve your oxygen??
Maybe the hallucination can fake a world where you persevere 
A list of box office successes? It’s clear Harry’s not here
Love is a gift, something you could never have
Lights out, I burned your ass without needing methane gas

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE LOVE LETTER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writers: Vlad and Cole
Beat Producer: Slantize
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by ColeDaCole

Harry Warden vs Heartful Lou

Harry Warden vs Heartful Lou. Sinister Rap Battles: Lost Episode “Valentines Day”

The experiment is up and running again! Our simulation resumes starting off with the classic White Bomberman duelling the modern (and rather tipsy) Demoman in a far more explosive match than even HAL vs Victor!

@under-scores as the Demoman
@central-rap-battles as the Bomberman

Written by underscores
Beat produced by Audio Network
Additional writing from @jason-carreon-740402437, @dannyplaysgames-422800890, and @king-mewtwo
Thumbnail by underscores
Beat + vocals mixed by underscores
Demo by underscores
Special thanks to Dani Frias


Demoman (drunk):
Eugh… yyou think you cannn… beeat me...
yourrrrr rhymes arre profound, ...seeee?
your… rhymes are so bbad… I got t-the flow
a-and I uhh... *collapses*

Bomberman:
...Oh.
...Guess he rapped drunk?
Wish I could say the same after seein’ that mug
Look at that slug; I’ll blast the wack hackit Scat-man
and his cast of Nine Dastardly bastards
With yo rappin’s prowess as free as your country
I’d shatter out this scotch Scotch as the king of ‘83
Swept the floor with so many space pirates call me Samus Aran times three
Don’t need the Omni Cube to prove you a square
and you can’t be Sirius in any store of retorts
cuz I’m flowin like the Blue Resort, while your last attempt at rap back there
was as wack as your Orange Box ports.

Demoman:
I should lay off the whole bottle, Dig Dug’s blazin’ at full throttle, but I’ll let that end soon
Give my Persuader to this first grader charge em up and lob their block off like ka-boom!
Sobered up, let’s check what you dropped so aplomb;
E10+ bawjaw can’t drop F-bombs,
so you made a port retort and said my verse was junk
but that just proved I’m even dope when I’m drunk
Crush ya with my Booties then I’m shaggin’ Cute Pink
She blew up my boomstick -- now THAT’s Loch n’ Load
So let me back to my duty, if not then shoot me
Cuz your raps are wack as Act Zero

Bomberman:
Did I grab a Clock? ‘Cuz your verses stopped and seemed to Bomber Drag-on
You’re my Bootlegger, or my bootlicker, either way you’ve turned my Fire blast on!
You’d think the Demoman would be more careful with my fuses
But you blew em up into bits and it really seems you’d be clueless
‘Cuz I’m ruthless to the brute who’s puttin’ all of his friends to risk
So don’t talk about your Booties when you can’t accept the shoe fits!
Konami’s topping sloppy jockeys with their choppy disses
ボンバーマン's been on top since I was on the floppy disk and
yeah, Act Zero didn’t ride the charts, that’s apparent
Can’t say the same, though, if we’re talkin’ your number of parents

Demoman:
Get a lode of this runner with their fancy little toys
Unlike Engie though, he can’t think of one creative ploy
‘cuz you're repetitive, I'm Competitive
against the no-fly guy who puts the “error” in “terrorist”
so you'll rue the day you Matched to catch the black scot
who’s kickin’ ass in raps against mascots
Didn’t need PASS Time to blast fly and leave ya dunked
No excuse losin this bad mate!
*takes swig of bottle*
I’m drunk!

Bomberman:
I'm packing heat, and passing P's, while ya bring a slicer!
Attacking me? Want smoke? Heh, pass a breathalyzer!

Demoman:
Half your eyesight yet I spy from this runt
That what he calls gunpowder is nothin’ but duds

Bomberman:
Ugliest thing straight outta Scotland since the monster
Big talk about messes from the Oxi-Clean sponsor

Demoman:
Well I’ll sell ya one crossed wire, potassium chloride,
then kablooie! A bigger bomb than your franchise!

Bomberman:
My franchise bombed? This is coming from the guy
whose game only gets updated when its program goes awry
Time to lose your other eye, this drunk’s an open book
So cue the level’s end! I left a merc overcooked!

Demoman:
I’m fly like my Sticky Jumper, you’re grounded
To that maze of a verse that leaves us confounded
I’ve ripped you apart, ‘case the bombing couldn’t tell
They’ll have to glue you back together in hell!

BOMBERMAN vs DEMOMAN || Modern vs Classic 2: LotA - #1

Lyrics:

wait for video on October 31st

Evan as Jeff The Killer
Seth as Jeffrey Dahmer

Jeff The Killer vs Jeffrey Dahmer

Ephraim Winslow : WillEpicFilcks 
Thomas Wake : Light 

Flapjack : CyanMilkShake / nEon
Captain K'Nuckles : Freshy Kanal

Written by Kamren.
Additional help by CreepSwitch and Paige.
Thumbnail background by Oofie.
Beat : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HVC4XknA9A
Beat Prod. : BreathtakingBeats.
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by Jason Carreon

Lyrics :
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IKlfmX93Xn1Wswj4c6RTeotRYEdyBo7k89UjO5nCOI4/edit

Lyrics Explained + Trivia! :
https://docs.google.com/document/d/16_LJsAhTAn-cq7Nb6AgtDolZ0vnSX0VLrDFosp105GE/edit

The Lighthouse vs The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack - Rap Battle!

Brodecai as Bughuul
Vladimyr P. as The Babadook

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
BUGHUUL
AGAINST
THE BABADOOK
2
BEGIN

Bughuul:
The camera’s on to film your second defeat, you couldn’t ever cross this deity
With my rhymes divine, I am assigned to burn a pop-up book for his victory
You’re a bogus-man type Bogeyman and you really think that you’re the Sinister one?
So hush little one, it’s Time to put you to Sleep, igniting the pun filled fun, RUN
AWAY as I lay the rap down, you couldn’t back down from this smack down
You should LGB sTay Quiet cuz you couldn’t back-stroke from my flow, you’ll drown
Blowing out competition intersecting my path, I manipulate tracks so you’ll feel my wrath
Then I’ll make you go insane, and you’ll feel the pain from the aftermath of your final bloodbath!

The Babadook:
It’s a shame that you spat those childish flames like the failed scare tactic “BOO”
But I will be the one to make things interesting for your end in Chapter 2
So I’ll pop off with inferno raps so hot while being Sinister’s the only thing you’re not
I’m quite confused, baba is you, so try to top me and you’ll be left to rot
Because Neither-world wants you, you’re done dude, it seems that this King could never wear the crown
Consuming Children is rotten like how your tomatoes will forever and ever be going down 
I got this win on Mo-lock (Moloch) there’s no doubt you’ll be left in Denial but you should Accept your fate
You should say your grace ‘fore I put you in your place with these bars so malevolent; you’re one I’ll deprecate

Bughuul:
The shimmering midnight moonlight shines upon the one who’s bridle
As I lurk amongst the shadows; you need to pick up and study a Bible!
While you’re in the shadow of Freddy be ready for the monstrous bars that I spawn upon
The Babadook will be shook from the bars that I cook, I’ll banish you til you’re gone when you become my pawn
It’s Super unnatural torturing animals I will bash Babadook; feelin’ quite animus
Couldn’t shapeshift a good diss? How dreadful. I annialite tracks, like a Juul, you’re cancerous
Your tactics really Bug me so you should just go fulfil your prophecy
Cuz It’ll seem like Christmas Morning when you hang out with that family

The Babadook:
You should’ve remodeled your verse, cuz an outburst of yours couldn’t hurt
You just babble on, Babalonyan, so on tracks puny gods are what I subvert
I reign hell on the mic to put your head on a pike and I know I’m not the only one you wanna be like
You’re just a myth in the mist who couldn’t spit a good diss. I’m sorry, but you could never be my type.
I always be towering and overpowering you for eternity certainly
So I’ll end your demise with your own sacrifice just to shut you up!
But it seems your makers did that for me..

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writer: Vlad
Additional Writing Help by: LAR80s
Beat Producer: 5:10
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad

Happy New Years Eve Everyone, I hope you enjoyed :)

Bughuul vs The Babadook 2. Sinister Rap Battles

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1M-gsC6isIYNxxabUcg8zmu-VX4wjvOrQpOTVcaLUA7c/edit?usp=sharing

URBoF

Razputin vs Lucas 2 - URBoF #15

Ghetsis:
Enter the King of Unova (hyah!) ‘gainst Court’s greatest king of the posers (hyah!)
It’s Turnabout Goodbyes for you, but in this battle the killer ain’t you (hyah!)
It’s Ghetsis, ya gonna get dissed! - I spit hotter flames than Reshiram’s breath 
It’s tremendous this wretch had a forty year defeat stretch, then lost it all to a rookie bird’s defense
I can see straight past your tricks, so don’t you forget about DL-6
Against G-Cis, it’s the same trip, I’m firing bullets that you CANNOT miss
And you ain’t got a lotta heart, just like your daughter, scarred
Shoot you down like you’re the Manfred Von Red Baron
The “king of the prosecutors” couldn’t be cuter
I’m bringing Unova to a new future
This brute doesn’t give me a scare, more like a Yanni Yogi Bear
Bang your head against the wall all you want but you’ll never prove your victory against this terror 
Leave you like my son, cheated, when this dose of Bad Karma’s defeated
Flows like Plasma, I rhyme smooth, this old conceited fool’s stamina’s depleted



Manfred Von Karma: 

Your honor I have an OBJECTION!  to this pointless conjecture
The undefeated courtroom demon’s arrived to project his best lecture 
Against this prick Ghetsis, Court’s bestest, can’t get dissed 
Retract you like N did, let’s not waste any evidence
You infected your son's mind with lies of subjugation to lure him 
And your plan would have worked if some tween kid didn’t cure him 
You say your rhymes flow like plasma but but quite honestly they’ve dragged on
And you can’t cheat THIS court, with that over-leveled dragon (HYAH)
I’m your worst nightmare Ghetsis, get this? Your plans fell Miles like an elevator, guessed it
Up against the king of the rejected regrets, it’s funny, your own son sat on the throne, and said “forget this”
You couldn’t turn a region to slaves, so don’t expect to win this court with that disproportionate discourse (ugh!)
I show no remorse for this worthless sage, betrayed by his grunts and upstaged 
You’ve got no karma, no lawyer, no skill whereas I have an Edge
Worth FIVE plans of anyone hopelessly on the defendant’s bench
Cold blooded and evil, with these bars I’m lethal, emotionless rocks fall to MY chords of steel
You’re feeble, please, I’ll leave you defeated, you’ll rot and you’ll freeze, with ease, like both of your sequels
            



Ghetsis:

Time to liberate you from the mic, cause that verse was riddled with lies
Your skills are non-existent as Gourdy, and your perfect record 
Light up prosecutors with a fusion flare blast, 
Leave you screaming like in Miles haunting echoes of his past 
Your demeanor and arrogant persona doesn’t hurt, man 
I command dragons, your seeds were handed to a Bird Man
Look,I know that keeping that your noble record can cost a leg and an arm, man
But you’re so devoid of any energy I’ll call you BARREN Von Karma 
I’m the true boss of this court, leaving cheats this Abysmal ruined
And you’ll be needing another day off after my staff rips you anew

Manfred Von Karma:

Slam that pathetic cane down but you have no right to judge
I’ll eNd this Harmonia naturally, just like your traitorous son, begrudged
So get your scientist friend to roast me, , cause this sage is worthless
Send your Plasma clowns to back to Nimbasa, they’re the whole circus! 
This cape wearing’s lyrical capering’s leading this trial to no further debate 
That’s that the only thing that this disgraceful mistake to his clan can do is to escape 
It’s time to meet your fate, you outrageous plague, no turning back to your icy Frigate
Leave a wretch rammed, what you spit’s Zek-wrong, your defence is like your right eye, gone!
You hail from a franchise for children, but I can assure
That your sequel games climax shows this attempted child murderer
It’s quite a turnabout, this old buffoon just cannot put up a fight
And It’s clear that this court is adjourned, but the victor isn’t Black and White

Ghetsis vs Manfred Von Karma - Rap Battle! Season 2

Irish. 24 yrs old. I like to make music. I make Rap Battles.

Jeff The Killer vs Jeffrey Dahmer

ZodiacKiaran