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garbageGothic as Derpy Hooves
Ken-chan as Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way

Ebony:
I’m good at so many things, and rapping is one of them
For looking like such a prep, it seems you’ve done none of it
Got Magic and Friendship, ho, you can just ask B’loody Smith
Like Hasbro, I’m taking names - better stick to Muffins, bitch
Not tryna read stories from all your dweeb bronies
You’re stepping to me, Dopey? You’re Little and below me
The fuck is an e-pony when met with the E-bony
Derpy better flee ‘fore we turn this Smile HD gory
This animation error was just run through the floor
You give me more of a fuckin’ headache than Dumblydore
So call it Nightmare fuckin’ Night how I’m Mic the fuckin’ Mic
When my lines are from a knife to take a Slice out of your Life

Derpy:
Ehhh, I don’t buy it. Your author’s pretty sketchy
Like, not even Cupcakes is played off this edgy
She passed it off as satire but when the curtains are drawn
She’ll stay crying to herself like “I just don’t know what went wrong”!
We teach good morals, but grammar? Uh, well
How did you get into Hogwarts if you can’t even spell?
You put the “emo” in “demon”, all your costumes are just drab
Ditch your Hot Topic goth fit, I’ve got this in the bag
Yeah, in merch, my name is shuffled, but that just goes to show
That Hasbro only calls me “Muffins” when I’m making the dough
With my rhymes fresh out of the oven, ironic, as my foe
Your Author’s finally in something that’s actually of Note

Ebony:
Quit flaming me, poser! You think I’m demented? 
I’m not the one that got cancelled for being offensive
And with your creepy adult pervs and conflicted reception
Your show became like your eyes - going two different directions
Pull out the wand to put your ass out to pasture
Turn Hooves into glue - abra-cadaver
The title’s My Immortal ‘cuz my legacy is ageless
While you’re turning the page onto the next generation

Derpy:
There’s bad parts to all fandoms, and you’re the Prime example
‘Cuz I think that it’s pretty cheap how your shipping is handled
A worse love story than Twilight is all that you could conjure
So as a lead, it’s pretty clear that our Tara is Stronger
Your tale of satanic magic won’t fly with us
‘Cuz from my run-ins with Tirek, I’m not surprised you sucked
Now, I’ve gotta go - this mail won't deliver itself
Oh! But I do have one letter to hand you -
- it’s an L!

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Derpy Art by GrumpyCryptid
Ebony Art by BMB
Beat prod. by Anywaywell
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Derpy Hooves vs Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

LYRICS

Edward Scissorhands:
Oh, is it my turn? Well I guess it’s time to battle rap
Uh, they tell me you’re the one who was useless until the second act
And with your fear of the dark, I feel bad for throwing shade
Because I slice through blood like leaves, you’ll take one look at my flow and faint
Are you okay? You have trouble taking control of your own body
At least somebody loves me, you stay in stockholm with Togami
Dust is enough when your colorful cast’s trying to draw killers out
But how you’re acting with Komaru, I think I know why you like scissors now

Toko Fukawa:
Can’t stand your voice, it’s like clashing fingernails with
A chalkboard, Hifumi could write better than what your tale is
You’re awkward, coming from me, when you’re hiding inside your mansion
As the decrepit steampunk version of Marilyn Mans- *achoo*
Now that bitch is gone, I can actually diss Pinocchio
You’re only known as the guy who cuts bushes as the folk’s hero
Struggling with dinner, but I’m firing beef with beats and roasts
Got chased by one cop? I’ve stayed under the police’s nose!
Throwing tantrums after being called names and you still think your shit’s class?
I can't be afraid of the man who walks like he’s got a stick up his ass!
Aw, you faked your own death just so you could protect your darling?
It’d be a nicer gesture if you were actually Prince Charming! 

Edward Scissorhands:
You flunked with your show so you fled to Another Episode
How could you stand behind words when you got beaten by a megaphone?
Your players wish you'd jump to conclusions that could actually win trials 
Meanwhile, you blame the victim at the death of their idol

Toko Fukawa:
So submissive, I’d say grow some spine ya’ stupid bitch!
I’d slash your face through and through but you already beat me to it, bitch!
Broke your future with a gut stab as windows shatter
Heart breaking at the seams, as if you take after your master!
Achoo! You’re so uptight, but that’s clear looking at your posture
You’re MCR mixed with Disney’s Frankenstein’s Monster
So make like your hands and drop dead while you’re at it
Not the first time bodies have dropped from your attic

Edward Scissorhands:
I couldn’t pick at your raps locks even if this was Towa Tower
The scars I cause are one more reason not to shower
Is Rowling your writing prodigy? ‘cause this griffith spits the worst burns
But this ultimate should know that a mockingbird eats the bookworm
Dysfunctional family due to a blood test, now all that you have left is your stink bug friend
Thought you’d let out your anger by leaving boys struck dead, but you got blamed for turning Chihiro blood red
Surprised you could make it to the end with a kill count in your pocket 
But you’ll fall flat like your sprites as I lock you back in the closet

CREDITS 

Lindz as Toko Fukawa
https://www.castingcall.club/m/Lindz
Trina Deuhart as Genocide Jack
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvUCST8Of2QzqMJ71fhYNig

Zawesome as Edward Scissohands
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1BXGFJ-CmuxPSQ7lB6dppg

Written by Rabi 
Additional Help by Dani Frias and Fightmarker
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1NU_TJWrmJbGAyVtPu-Hdw
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClNJgoh_a9oYoLenAR0RzGg
Mixed and mastered by Freshy Kanal
https://soundcloud.com/freshy-kanal
Beat by Dansonn
Edward Scissorhands art by CyanCoat
https://twitter.com/CyanCoat
Thumbnail by Rabi

Toko Fukawa vs. Edward Scissorhands - Rap Battle

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGalnal9RdI

bblackroses as Spinel
Jenni No Mercy as Bendy

Bendy:
I’d tell you to stay quiet and seated during my picture show
But after 6000 whole years, you must be a pro
You’ll be flamed with fires of hell, the Dancing Demon’s bringing heat
I’ll resurrect the flow and turn my pen into an Ink Machine
Your show began with a resplendent performance
Just for the last half to go and ignore it
Your story was gutted and left just to bore us
A sacrifice that would impress Sammy Lawrence
Abhorrent, the only thing Bendy’s your morals, you go back and forth with your cheap talk 
And then singing is all that it takes to convince ya to turn back to good? That’s a Sheep Song
You push all your problems on Steven (woah) no wonder that you weren’t remembered (no)
Countless times I’ve been on screen and I’ve never seen a bigger projector (ohh)
We raised some cash for war bonds, but I’d rather stay abandoned
Than become a servant for 3 space nazis, you propagandist
30 damn years and we’re not offering Joey Drew any forgiveness
You were hellbent on revenge, then got redeemed in roughly 90 minutes
So how ‘bout you run right back to that wasteland that you call your home
I’m sure that Pink Diamond really misses her garden gnome

Spinel:
Well, well, well, well! Now isn’t that a shame
It must be pretty hard to not exist in your own game
Aww, but I’ll lend you a hand - so cheer up, little joker
I keep my best friends close and my enemies even closer
So call up your cult to come save ya
‘Cuz you’ll never win, you wimp
With how Sammy’s acting to praise ya
You’re putting the “imp” in simp
Got all this ink, but no paper
You’d beg for my Rejuvenator
Shilling out Soup just to save your Bacon
No wonder your business sinked
Yeah, you’re a Joey when hip hopping
Trapped in The Cycle, this kid’s washed up
The only time you’ve got drip on ya’s
When bleeding through like an ink splotch
on my pen, scrawling these sick bars that I spin onto this imp-oster
This gem’s polished, you’re flip flopping, you sing songs, I’m a pink monster
I took over the entirety of Earth to start a fire
And unlike you, i don’t need to pull it off with Marki-pliers
Armed with an Injector that kills and poisons whole landscapes
But I could never match the toxicity of your fanbase


Bendy:

Now, doll, we’re both victims to creators who lied
But mine was just untruthful, yours straight up banged Greg and then died
And you stayed guardin’ that garden alone - bummer, so sad
While I’m chillin’ with millions of fans - rubber hose mad!
I’m ballin’ in this battle here, you’re bawling ‘till you’re outta tears
If I witness one more fight scene with crying - I’m outta here!
Maybe a child would be entertained by how you cling to Pink and play
But now it seems both your loved ones and your fanbase begin to Drift Away

Spinel:

I’m laughing now at your attempt to scare me, I’ve seen deadlier Killers from Sadie’s rock band
All of your arguments suck against me but it makes that all Bendy has are strawmans
Talk about children? Just look at your fanbase - They’re the only ones who want to play ya
Don’t even try to backtrack on that, buddy, ‘cuz I know that’s all that your awful game does
You’re just another viral indie tryna squeak out some cash
Your biz is ink because you’re copying from previous fads
That’s right, we’ve heard your story over and over and over again
Gee, it’s swell you finally met the fate of all the other trends

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Spinel Art by s0_sm0l
Bendy Art by BMB
Beat prod. by InsaneBeatz, Freshy Kanal and GlitchDude
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal, GlitchDude and Sebb

Spinel vs Bendy - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

WHO WON?
Winner moves on to the next round!
[POLL CLOSED]

Danger:
Starting off, you're in Danger, don't you know?
They call me Dolphin cause I'm aquatic with these flows
I've got 101 ways to bring you down
And I'll be the one to please the crowd
Y'know, my verses would be a lot better than this
But it's hard to battle someone when they don't give you stuff you can diss
Spitting fire raps, bringing heat on the track
Can't beat my attack, let's see if you can bring it back

Brandon:
Wow! I got picked the most no-body opponent?
I am Josh Allen and you’re more like Josh Rosen!
You got 101 Ways? I got a 1000!
I won’t need boxing gloves to give you a pounding.
Call 911 cuz you’re in Danger Dolphin!
I was born on the 4th of July, so I’ll leave you with flames engulfing!
I’ll speak up! your such a weak chump with your speedruns,
Why don’t you get on your knees. bud and suck on Brandon D’s (Deez) Nuts!

Danger:
Was that supposed be a real verse? With actual rhymes?
Funny, I thought that you didn't make dead-lines
I started in FRB like a month ago
And I still release battles more consistently than this buffalo 
You might be BB, but I've just shot you down
So here's an obligatory line where I call you a clown

Brandon:
You left me with the last words? What a terrible decision!
But you have never been known to spit with percision!
You never truly dissed me, you motherfuckin missed me!
I wrote better than you on the ERB Wiki!
Why don’t you whine about this loss on Twitter, you bitch?!
Call it Sushi Time, cuz I just squished this fish!

BuffaloBrandon vs. Danger Dolphin 101 | FRB Brawl - Round 1

whoa spooky dice!!!

acemusic as Celestia Ludenberg
AdamDRB as King Dice
Beat produced by Jota Rodriguez
Written by Trakked, Dilly and Chandler
Chiseled by BuffaloBrandon
Mixed by Trakked
Thumbnail by Rabi
Art by Nooby

Battle:
Dice:
I've heard of your bouts an' it's a pleasure to have ya
It's the Ultimate Gambler 'gainst a king of higher stature
Put the finger down, kid, this ain't a game of charades
Manipulated deadly games, now you're the one getting played
With tik tok teens dressing up as ya for attention
They'll need a content warning when I come and bring ya end kid
You're familiar with death, got Marie Antoinette'd
But I betcha didn't expect another fiery ending!

Celeste:
Greetings, Mr. Dice! Have we not been introduced?
I assume you use your stubborn demeanor as an excuse
To hide your insecurities, yes, I can see through you
You're a puppet being used by the devil; voodoo
I retain my elegance through all matters of situations;
You can't maintain your relevance stuck in the Devil's basement
'Tis a shame your negligence led to your last encasement
I wouldn't even use your sorry ass as entertainment!
Pardon me, but I find you less scary than your attacks
Just another crooked evil mobster that failed to adapt
The curtains fall on your performance and I bid you adieu
With a worse lyrical beating; that's a Knockout for you

Dice:
Didn't you hear my song? You best not mess with me.
You don't deserve a castle, moreso a penitentiary
With that ugly mug, you sure know how to waste a hand
No wonder your fandom thinks you're the gayest in the land!
Used to blunt force trauma, so I'll hit ya with these bars
With a name like Celeste, ya must be used to seeing stars!
Now stuck inside a horrid place, wishin' away for freedom
While Mr. Dice is loaded with the stacks of cash you dream of

Celeste:
I don't trade deals with swine, you belligerent fool!
Think you're all high and mighty, but just used as a tool
It's ironic Hifumi's a better servant than your minions
You're not even worthy to work within my dominion!
Your plot leaves heads rolling and that doesn't entice 
When you’ve got a head yourself made of literal dice!
I'll erase the face of this disgrace with horrid luck, too
So I shall make my exit; final words? Fuck you.

Dice:
See, I'm actually royalty, they think you're a queen?
Another sinner at my doorstep that I'll stomp out with ease
You can't deceive me, believe me, with all your fake lies
This two-face just put a new meaning into snake eyes!

Celestia Ludenberg vs King Dice - Rap Cypher #17

Welcome to the series premiere of Turbo Rap Battles of Eternity! Either the video or audio will be released on YouTube on June 5th, 2022. Here we have two badass vigilantes Robin Hood and Zorro battling it out to see who's the better at defending the weak. Who Won? Who's Next? You Decide!

CAST (video means body actors when the video comes out): 
BuffaloBrandon/ @user-4436969 as the announcer (audio) and Zorro (video)
Chao/ @chaoprod as Zorro (audio)
Grasman/ @user-181053137-875144009 as Robin Hood (audio)
LiterallyJustDan/ @annyneock as Robin Hood (video)
I'mJustBrenden/ @imjustbrenden as Himself (audio and video)

LYRICS: Robin Hood:
This poser’s a wanted poster; stepping up to my flows, sir?
I’m the poster child for thievery, giving this ogre closure
Spitting bitter; tongue sharper than my quiver of arrows
I’ve seen better sword-wielders from the likes of Jack Sparrow
Every shot you fire? Aimless. Don Diego is audacious
Stick your rapier in girls without consent, you’re so tasteless
Just a curse on California: a truly weak avenger!
You keep getting forgotten while I’m still on adventures!

Zorro:
Now now, Robin, it makes sense you always scurry
I might be the Fox but Disney turned you to a bigger furry
I’m like Little John of your Merry Men cuz I’ll leave you buried in!
With that small arrow, man, you really think you're Marion?
I’m the conquistador, yo of hot beats and more (oh)!
You will never score bro if you’re messing with the Zorro!
I’m astonished how Britain could love this lame fop!
Cuz I just ruined Robin Hood’s reputation more than GameStop!

Robin Hood:
Like I do to the rich, let me steal the mic back!
I cannot tell what's worse: your raps or your shite mask
You couldn’t woo the magistrate’s niece with your trickery
Left marks on Lolita’s lips but never one on history!
I’m like the forest I’m inhabiting; sprouted my genre’s roots!
You’re even more of a pussy than Puss in Boots!
I’ll leave this “nobleman” under my noble steed!
It’s ironic this big alter ego has no personality!
You disguise yourself to mask the fact that you’re a disgrace!
You’re like the letter in your signature: taking last place!
I’m a legend licking losers like I’m lapping this laddy!
Too bad, you couldn’t drop bars as hard as your daddy!

Zorro: 
I thought an archer like you would have better lines to deliver!
But, uh, have you never learned to keep your arrows in your quiver?
Look! There is no way you’re stoppin the way I’m hip-hoppin!
The truth is, dude, I’m the Batman to your Robin!
I’ll Locksley you up and put you away for good!
You wanna choke on the beat again? Sherwood! 
I am a vigilante like the world has never seen!
While you got outclassed by Katniss Everdeen!
This OG inspired DC and One Piece!
You think you can stump me? I’ll leave this chump beat!
Sorry, Robin my pal in this battle you got slain!
Call me Doncaster cuz you just got played!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO (Brenden: “Shut the fuck up!”) Rap Battles of Eternity… 

PRODUCTION: 
Written by: BuffaloBrandon (@brandonfield03) and Special Inquisitor Rayyan (@rayyan-izz)
Chiseled by: Special Inquisitor Rayyan (@rayyan-izz), ERBdeArgentina (@batallasderapdeargentina), Trakked (@user-995901394), and I'mJustBrenden(@imjustbrenden)
Beat produced by: Ryan Jobe of ProBangers(@therealryanjobe)
Mixed and Mastered by: Jordy(@jordydydy)
Demo/Flowtest by CallMeCri (@user-776520528)
Cover art by: BuffaloBrandon (@brandonfield03)
To be edited by: Jodie Orr/Battlestar Graptica (@battlestar-garaptica)

Special thanks to my homies Tyler, Ryleigh, Ritchie, Cole, Issac, and Garret!!
Happy Mothers Day!! Love you Mom! Happy Late Birthday to I'mJustBrenden!!

Zorro Vs Robin Hood. Turbo Rap Battles of Eternity

this was supposed to be official but its unofficial now so... turn up.

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BuffaloBrandon as Rod Serling 
ImJustBrenden as HP Lovecraft

Written by: BuffaloBrandon, ImJustBrenden, Michael Stark, DeanFalkyn, SPM1000 and DGB
Additional Help by: Freshy Kanal
Beat by: Hollywood Legend
Logo by: SPM1000
Thumbnail by: JotaSeis
Demo by: K.C.
Mixed and Mastered by: Danii 

HP Lovecraft ): 
Ah, another day of penning prose as a solitary writer
But I still got better bite than the Twilight Zone of Stephanie Meyer!
My Lovecraftian disses are beastly, you oughta close your shutters
And run amok before Cthulhu turns you into supper
But maybe he wouldn't devour Serling as he passes away
Cuz I’m pretty sure not even he wants to eat a fricking ashtray 
I rocked the genre with the Eyes of Providence to see my win through
You had the Planet of the Apes, but Michael Bay slayed that franchise in two
I wouldn't Love it if you Crafted more boring obnoxious monologues.
So I'll score some bopping bombs like the legend of Zoth-Ommog.

Rod Serling): 
Yes I was shocked entering the dimension of your mind
And yes I did see horrors of many different kinds
But those were not enough terror to strike a chord with me
Accordingly you were flooring me with your work on minorities!
Stepping to my Twilight Zone? This racist better take a better direction, 
Cuz even Zone Tan has a less creepy tentacle obsession!
At the end of the day you were powerless!
So it won't take much to leave Howard pissed! 
So, why don’t you try taking a showering,
To clean the sourness of your cowardice?

HP Lovecraft): 
Ha! That’s the best flow that you brought?
Or did this Wunderkind knock you down for the count?
I guess you're used to losing battles you fought.
Cuz you're looking pretty Wan-dry in the mouth!
Horror comes to gore the whack rapping of a losing slacker
Disses as hard as the helicopter that killed 3 of your movie actors!

Rod Serling):
You really came back to diss me? You’re kidding me!
Well I guess this L and my victory are as timeless as infinity! 
Your IQ is like when you died, below 50!
I was a chain smoker yet you still couldn't outlive me!
Now picture a pitiful hypocrite who really came to battle me,
Yes, the helicopter was bad but the name you gave your feline?, an outright cat-tastrophe!
You're really calling me obsolete? Let's ask your wife.
For a guy named LOVEcraft you got none in your life!
I inspired social change through radio and TV!
While you remain a virus: H.P.V!
At 20,000 feet we see a man with depraved grace,
Whose fans simp for him just to save face.
But hey another war has been fought, yet intolerance has grown.
This goes in the Night Gallery of the Twilight Zone.

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!

TURBO RAP BATTLES OF ETERNITY!!

Rod Serling vs H.P. Lovecraft. Turbo Rap Battles of Eternity

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M.I.A. - Bad Girls

dont smile at me

COPYCAT

Billie Eilish- copycat

Main theme for Lego DC Super Villains 2018

DC Super Villains Main Theme

Brawl Stars (Trap & Dubstep Remix)

Bill:
Here We Are to open this hopeless chapter
Where a broken clone of UBOA's a-ghaster
Try to stay Determined, cuz when I’m let loose
You might want to start tying that hypote-noose
You’re just a crazy wraith with no amalgam mates
Who got his ass erased cross time and space
You’re getting handsy but I know you can hear me
Undertale’s Fun Value is just a Game Theory

Gaster:
ENTRY NUMBER SEVENTEEN
Nonexistent, like your victory
Go and try that angle, but in this reality
You’re flat, both in shape and in personality
Your Falls is no longer a mystery, man
Can't Wing it in this battle, so talk to the hand
Leave your senses deleted like an Oregon scare
It's not hip when the cipher's a Polybius square

Bill:
Listen to yourself, your meaning has no meaning
You couldn't even beat me if you were dreaming
I know a surefire way you won’t be so rash
When I smash you over the head like an At-bash
So you asked for a sequel from Toby Fox
Annoying Dog Days passed and there's no response
And just when you thought there's a chance that you got it
He delta rude move on your end and spun-off it!
I’m not scared of fighting a copycat Whiteface
Sans comic sense and a readable typeface
For two years I waited in time for this fight
And I’m still winning, even in the third darn rewrite!
Every reset you cling to your life and your hope
Reaching out and attempting and failing  to cope
So here’s the reality you’re trying to stall
In the machine both Gravity and Gaster Falls

Gaster:
I’m very very sorry, but you’ve got it wrong
And we’ll never meet again by the end of this song
While Disney gets Darker yet Darker I’ll standby
As it Rains Somewhere Else when the fans stop buying
The shlock from your AU you’ve painted as gold
Take it from me, you’ve been a bit too bold
Thanks for the feedback but my patience is dwindling
It’s rude to talk about people that are listening
As you spiral into my same trap of hubris
Edgy and Determined on being so ruthless
Waterfalls from your single eye
It’ll be too late when you realize
Every frame of your life you’ve just been a puppet
Feel the eraser, Hirsch, doesn’t it?
I’ll show you the hell nonexistence can be
You’ll come to regret this, wouldn’t you agree?

Mancha as Bill Cipher and WD Gaster
Brodecai as WD Gaster
Adam as WD Gaster
Beat by VinnyO

URBoF

Bill Cipher vs WD Gaster - URBoF #11

BRAWL STARS SONG by MADALIN

Jason as Alexander Hamilton
Mancha as Evan Hansen


Alexander Hamilton:

Call me Alexander, I’m a founding father
A self starter by the age you were tapping off to Connor
A man with a plan, yes I am, you don’t understand 
This bastard orphan’s gonna leave you runnin’ harder than your dad
You write lots of personal letters, I know what’s up, mister 
You’re young scrappy and hungry for your ‘dead “friend’s”’ sister (eww)
It’s pure luck you only broke the one hand, understand?
You’re so alone I think you’re gonna need a right hand, man

Evan Hansen: 

Dear Alexander

First of all, fella, you’re a liar, and a cheater
Can’t really understand why people call you a leader
You’re helpless, Alexander. I think it’s time you lie and wait 
You’ve lost to Thomas twice in rap, this is your next big mistake 
So read this verbal pamphlet, ‘fore you go ahead and snitch 
You broke bad so hard the Schuyler sisters made you their bitch
Step out of this, son, before you feel the Burr-n, sir
Your show has had it’s chance, but now it’s my turn, sir
Your words fail Hamilton, you’ve committed lots of sins, bro
So you’ve thrown away your shot, while I’m waving through a win
Though, Angelica’s been baffled by your all personal letters
But sliding into Lauren’s DMs.. hmm, If I Could Tell Her 

Alexander:

Hey, we’re close, but not that way

Evan: Sure
Suuuure

Alexander Hamilton:

You know what 
Evan, that was a real trash declaration (oof)
Listen to my mixtape I’m running the rap nation
And you’re calling me a liar? Your only friend is pure lies
Am I surprised? I’ll grab my pistol.. And aim it at the sky! (yeah)
I’m running the law, you’re under Murphy’s law
With kinky letters to Connor scattered all over your inbox
I’ll leave you ditched in a forest and I won’t make any sound 
You’ll never find true love with anyone ‘cause You Won’t Be Found 
I am Alexander Hamilton, going at you ham
Until ya accept you’ve Ben Splatt and leave this vict’ry to the champion!

Evan Hansen:

Alexander, Champion? More like bad companion 
Left Lafayette abandoned, can’t say no to this with rapping
You destroyed your career, man, what were you thinking?
Oh yeah, you were to busy with Maria getting Jared: Kinky!
I leave Zoe satisfied, while you’re cheating on your wife
That glass is not the only thing you have been raising all your life
I mean you raised your own son, got him murdered guess who’s counting?
Get off you ass and see your family, take a break from this accounting
Call me Aaron Burr, sir, ‘cause I’ll make you Disappear 
You’re non stop pushing people away for your career 
May be the broadway rap god thought it’s clear to see
You’re nothing without Lin Manuel by your side
Sincerely, Me

Evan Hansen vs Alexander Hamilton - Rap Battle!

Adam as Ted Mosby
Connor Terrel as Ross Geller
Ciaran (Me) as Marshall Eriksen 

Written by Ciaran and Adam
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Cover art by Ciaran

Ted Mosby: 

You can’t oppose the, Schmoesby, “r/niceguys”
My initials spell “T.M”: To Make This Man cry  
There’s no training the T-Dog, I’m spittin’ fire, Marshall! Marshall: (Yes ted?)
End this man’s career, like his marriages, partial Marshall: Ohhhh
Don’t mess with the architect of your destruction, Geller
You wan’t Rachel to know that you like her? … TELL HER
Don’t wait around for other men to reign the top spot then 
Tell her that you lacked the balls to talk, ‘yellow umbrella’
You ain’t Friends with Teddy Westside, you’ll never see my best side
Your ego’s like your tacky 90s suits, oversized
I’ll be the one telling your kids how you met their mother 
She got off a plane, to go stay with a “Major Displeasure”

Ross Geller: 

Let me make this clear, Ted EVELYN Moseby
Your best friend stole your girl, ‘ain’t no Bros before hoes be
From Stella to Victoria to Zoey, you couldn’t handle her
It took nine seasons to reveal the Monica to YOUR Chandler
I’m idolized by 90s kids, you got no love professor
I’ll obliterate this first date love professor
You want to talk about divorce, Ted?, you’re never satisfied 
You spent your whole show finding “the one”, and then she died
You Grinch, I’m standin’ taller than the buildings that you’re making
My rhymes will leave you on the floor like your allergy to bacon
This old flailure should head back to the renaissance fair 
You’re go bad at getting girls, man it isn’t even fair
You’re show’s a rip off of mine, yet you’ll never last forever
Comedy’s central to winning, you’ve got no humour whatsoever 
I’ll make you confess to the Geller it’s your victory, I’m ‘Robbin’
You’ll be defeated.. sitting on an altar and sobbing


Ted Mosby

You’ve been through so many breaks, Ross, what’re you trying to prove?
Prepare to be like your show on Netflix, removed!
I’ll throw your win away like your sandwich, straight in the trash 
You selfish optimistic misogynistic kiss ass
I’m The best wingman, Ted Mosby: Rhyme enforcer
Here’s your’s“Ross Geller: Prime Divorcer”
Saying I love you on the first date's a mistake I was regretting
At least I didn’t say the wrong girl’s name at my wedding 

Ross Geller: 

You’re a Jerk, Ted Mosby, it says it on your website 
You couldn’t beat this Paleontologist not on your best night 
You lost the girl of your dreams to a dirty sleeping Stinson 
Ugh… Yet you’re bringing up weddings, that must sting, son
You’re so lame! I married Rachel in vegas baby, can’t break this
You brought your ex to your wedding and got dumped, man that’s heinous 
So before you diss me one more time, I’ll lay this statement here
Robin never made your day, your month, or even your year!

Ted Mosby:

You're a self entitled douche, that verse was the worst of them all
I’ll be there for your loss, when your reign starts to fall
Anyway that’s all for me, now Friends is back on the air 
it’s “The One Where A Man Child Got Beaten By a Teddy Bear”

Ross Geller: (2:11) RECORDED

Call me a Dinosaur, Teddy, but no rock will crush me today 
We all know that you and Barney are secretly gay 
I’m the most iconic “friend”, with the top ratings, and still trendy 
So Walk five hundred miles away, like your fans with that finale

Ross Geller vs Ted Mosby - Rap Battle!

『 ♪ Battle! Lear 』Pokémon Masters Soundtrack

Pokemon Sword and Shield - VS Marnie

Cynthia Battle! (Sinnoh Champion) Pokémon Masters Theme

Brawl Stars - Brawl'o'ween Lobby Music

Battle! Team Break - Pokémon Masters OST

Ryan Kelly as Harry Potter
HalaCG as Sabrina Spellman

Written by Ciaran McGinn
Beat by Epistra
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Harry Potter:

I’m Harry Potter, and I’m the better spell man
Facing off the Dark Lord’s daughter,  who could ever tell man?
I’m the chosen one,   I’m the flowin’ one,   my words prevail!
Your Netflix show is so bad, I started crying Riverdales    (Ayy)
I’m the most iconic magic man since Copperfield and HEART
This selfish teenage girl’s got no defence against my dark art
Tell me, Brina, did you come all this way to steal my ten points?
Or am I just the next teenage boy who you will disappoint   
Oh and on the topic of boys,   you’re not a love spiller,    you’re brother killer
I can see why they call you chilling,   but your sub par adventures are painfully bitter
Your ex dated your best friend straight after you detached
And I know you probably moved on but that must’ve been a Scratch 




Sabrina Spellman:

I’ll cast you a spell, man   since you’ve clearly lost your magic
Your novels peaked at three, but then it got severely tragic
Cedric, Snape, and Fred, got Riddled, man you can’t be Sirius
Call your author J. R. R K. Rowling, death makes her delirious (hahaha)
I’m the offspring of the dark lord, you can’t step to me little Gryffindor
Cause I’m bad to the core and I’ll leave this Potter more sore than a falling Dumbledore
I’m the morning star, you’re the mourning star of a magic school-
Who went from tragedies with mom and dad to Deathly Hallows 2 (boo)
You’re useless, I’m the coolest witch whose rhymes you cannot parry 
Can’t seem to conjure up a flow, yet they say that    “You’re a wizard harry”
Potter do not bother, beating the Queen doesn’t come easy
Sabrina is a  rap eater,   your Petty crew cannot defeat me 
Cheerleader by day, Queen of hell by night   who’s flows are tight!
Whether it’s Greendale or the academy, I’m always causing fright!
Are you just bad at witchcraft or diss-craft I can’t tell
Cause when it comes to rap offs you’re going straight to hell!

Harry Potter:

I know why they call me the boy who lived, I sat through that whole verse
Good thing your aunties direct funerals, ‘cause I think I’ll need a hearse 
You must be Baxter high if you think you can best Harry
Witch I’ll tally up my house points ‘til I win the cup of rapping
My lines are fire in a goblet,   yours are Lucifer in Nick
You risked your friends’ lives trying to save him ‘cause you missed his big

Sabrina Spellman:

Ugh! Sick!

You’re deluded if you think you can just bring up Harvey, Potter!
When I’m up ruling in hell, I’ll say hello to your father 
You endanger your entire school every single year
Because you can’t face off against a noseless blue excuse for fear
I’m the best witch, and a bad bitch, none can best this, top of Netflix
Spit electric, burn in hellfire, set my hair whiter, I’m the throne rider, keep my viewers’ eyes wider, setting foes on fire 
I may be a half witch, but I’m full of show stoppers
So I’ll astral project away, before you pee your pants, Potter

Harry Potter vs Sabrina Spellman - Rap Battle!

Cast:
Ciaran as Principal Goodvibes (Billy and Mandy)
Mancha as Principal Skinner (The Simpsons)
Adam as Principal Strickland (Back To The Future)
Titanium as Principal Vernon (The Breakfast Club)
Jacob Rozay as Dean Pelton (Community)

Written by Ciaran McGinn
Beats by Kustom, Hollywoodlegend, and Epistra
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10wTanDEVDlKSWfphl-vYLPD9oUT_rN965iBbaHQB4Js/edit

Principal Skinner vs Principal Goodvibes - Rap Battle!

Jackson Kesecker as Thor
HalaCG as Adora/She-Ra

Thor:

From a team of strong heroes who just left Thanos to rot
It’s the strongest Avenger against the ’best friend squad’
Girl I vanquished my own sister, and many threats against my world 
So go back to your fairy land, little ponytail rainbow girl
I’m the god of thunder, you robbed He-Man’s thunder
I’ll knock you back to the 80s, where your cartoon is still a blunder
Your feelings for Catra couldn’t be any less low-key
You’ve betrayed here more than once, so you’re no worse than Loki
You’re not even remotely interesting in your series 
Just another carbon copy of Steven Universe, clearly
When it comes to fighting tactics, I’m the real Grand Master
You’re arrogant in battle, but your friends are a disaster 
So come at me with your Sword, Thor is going in HAMmer!
You’re as dull as Mermista, and as clueless as Entrapta
Such a joke of a friend and even worse of a leader 
But I’ll be the first one to beat you this hard since Shadow Weaver

Adora: 

If you think you’re a Marvel of popularity, you’re wrong, Thor 
I’m Adora and I’m adored, you didn’t make it to Civil War
For an Avenger who’s skilled with lightning, I thought you’d think faster that
You should have gone for the head, but we all know you’re just a noob master
Your sparks are no use against me Odinson, I’m a storm breaker
You’ve met your maker and I wager you’ll break and burn like your neighbours
You think your rabbit and hammer can beat this master of the universe?
That puny verse matches your Cinematic crap, not too diverse
You’re too perverse, you sat on your ass for 5 whole years
Eating Pizza and drinking beer, gushing in your own tears (ew)
When She-Ra spits sheer raps, you’ll need an ass guard, see
You’re not a worthy Asguardian, now just an ass with those Guardians

Thor:

That last verse you spat was just Adora bull
Looking adorable with your little dagger, while I can pull
A Hammer out of thin air, top ratings spanning 3 years
You’re not worthy of your weapon, and not worthy of that hair
There’s no Glimmer of light, or hope for you so don’t attack 
So bring me She-Ra!!, I’ll beat her before She-Raps 
You fought in your little Horde causing endless fatalities
Then abandoned that whole life and started fighting beastialtity


Adora: 

You’re rhymes are Hela lame, like your venture to the Dark World
I’ve burned you so hard your face is looking like Stark’s, grilled!
You couldn't Foster a relationship and look where that has you
A beer belly, and scraggly beard big enough to feed you ‘til your LAST film
I bring the real thunder Thor, you won’t see past Phase 4 
Ragna-rocking the animation genre, your movies bore
When I battle this phony He-Man, my bars are hard as nails
Pull out your puny hammer, I’ll beat you For the Honour of Greyskull!
She-Ra: 
Whack you in the eye with even more than a broadsword 
—You’re packing weight, a messy home, you’re the horde
I’m the hero of Etheria, you’re a failure full of beer, yeah
——You missed the head and plunged the world into  hysteria 
My ships sailed, while yours failed 
I’ll end you like Heimdall you’ll be impaled
We’re not the same, you’re insane 
You’ve got Hems-No-Worth, we’re in the Endgame
Repping the LGBT characters with care but
All you have to offer is Joe Russo and a haircut?
Left the almighty Thor sore more than ever before
Why don’t you go back to your shed playing fortnite with Korg

Written by Ciaran McGinn
Beat by Epistra
Additional instruments by Ciaran McGinn
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Thor vs She-Ra - Rap Battle!

Lyrics:

wait for video on October 31st

Evan as Jeff The Killer
Seth as Jeffrey Dahmer

Jeff The Killer vs Jeffrey Dahmer

VIDEO RELEASE OCTOBER 31st 3PM EST

GamingPlush64 as Salad Fingers
Azia as Marionette
Eddiefrb as Phone Guy (cameo)

Salad Fingers:
Hello..
They call me Salad Fingers - a mad distinguished chap
And i’m not ‘bout to Give Gifts with how I spit in rap
So come into my kitchen - there’s a fish in the back
Grill ya like Afton so that this kid cannot spring her trap
You’re not scary or special
Scott is more scared of his perilous schedule
Cranking out games just to carry a threshold
Milks you so hard, call you Marionettles
*deep breath* it’s not often that greed’ll
Turn a christian to a conman to shoppers 
but a deal was offered and Cawthon agreed
And then suddenly, POP! went your weasels, it’s awful
You’re such a tryhard, pleasuring off of fright caused
I’d say that you might want some therapy with your
Silly little wind bar making the player’s lives hard
and baiting out the nightguard like a Jeremy Fischer
On Firth impression honestly i’m not that threatened
Not to mention all that poppycock of your story’s connection
Led on and left gone by the retconned wrecked plot that Scott invented 
He left his audience guessing and let you rot in suspension

Phone Guy:
Hello, hello? You’re… Mr. Fingers, right?
You dodged out of the Great War... so it seems this is your first fight
I’ll give you a few pointers, so just keep sittin’ tight
But watch your back! ‘Cuz like FNaF 1 -

Marionette:
-I’m killin’ the Mike. *FNaF2 Jumpscare sound*
I’m hoppin’ out the box and crawlin’ down the halls
A monster on the prowl to hunt you down so best turn off your power, kid
Keep talkin’ out your ass, I’d call ya Salad Tosser
What’s a little tacky gross out horror to the modern internet’s jumpscare king
It sounds like you’re only rated R with an ASM in front of it
I would tell you to “stuff it” but judging from your head and limbs
That’s my job, this pathetic wimp’s a living Endoskeleton
A manic that’s as barren and disheveled as his residence
Who’s lame show caused less trauma than the Bite of 87 did
Lyrics or content, i’ve got the better flow - quit dropping bars and drop a new episode
Call it 4/20 cuz your leaves are getting smoked - you’re the crouton of the internet’s salad bowl
All of that Flash Animation is blinding poor David to proper showrunning ways
Got us all waiting for Episode 12 like “tomorrow is another day”


Salad Fingers:
Quit giving’ gifts to little kids and give some life to your withered disses
Come join my other friends, Puppet, I’m wicked with ventriloquism
You couldn’t police me with your whole database technology
Your rapping’s rusty… for once I hope it doesn’t rub off on me
The bars I write ought to hit, but it seems you’re the opposite
I suppose it’s no surprise that Lefty is non-dominant
And I would say your soul’s less free than if this puppet was a sock
You’re just another broken shard that I will lock back in their box

Marionette:
Your familial trauma left scars more than a mask covers
The sands of time won’t smooth out all the horrors of Glass Brother
Were poor in the past, and now have no porridge to pass mother
No drawer’s there to patch that now a flesh boy is all that loves ya
This lunatic is more crooked than his back and it’s strange that you’d even hop upon a track to spit
But it seems that your flow is just another inanimate object that you’re interacting with
You’re detached from reality and this battle was your last chance
So try to mend your relationships, but SAVE THEM - you can’t.


Directed by Eddiefrb
Written by Eddiefrb
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Instrumental prod. by Anywaywell and Freshy Kanal
Salad Fingers Illustrated by CyanCoat

Salad Fingers vs Marionette - Rap Battle (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING)

Connor Quest as Arceus
CamVGRB as Giratina

LYRICS:
COMING SOON

Arceus vs. Giratina

Incineroar:
No Fake Tears in this when I slap on a submission
You’re half my hype - like cruiserweight division!
With your height you show might but only hit low blows
I’m a professional, folks: Don’t try this at home
I got the crowd FIRED UP! You got the crowd TIRED OF
The attempts to make you Tough with another round of buffs. 
You’re not Macho, Libre; Built like Nacho Libre
Snap a slim jim so fast they’ll need it on replay
 
Pikachu: 
In this match, Pikalibre will send you back home to Ash 
Get suplexed off the mat, like it was a game of Smash 
With a Volt I will Tackle an imposter who acts
Like he's strong when he'd actually get Thunderclapped!
This ain't no trial! Like your games, you haven’t been missed 
I’d tell you to train up in your gyms, but they don’t exist
I was forged in the ring, fighting with my heart while
You grew softer than your anime’s art style 
You mucked up the games worse than a pay-per view
Extra forty bucks for twenty minutes in ultra moon
You were hot for a week then you Crashed your Heat
Then you flopped on the scene - Incine-rawr XD 

Incineroar:
When up against this little rat with a mask on her face
Even Trump in the ring was less out of place
I’ll erase this pest, and just again to flex
Wrestling’s realer than your entry in the dex
You’re just a little league poke, who wanted to enter the show
But you’ll leave injured and smoked, best you start hittin the road
Before I rip up and roast your flimsy mask on the ropes
Since a kitten, what I’m spinnin’ has been Litten up foes!
You’re just a costume change, think you can diss me more?
The only time you owned the mic was on the 64
Can’t resurrect contests that never drew a dime
I just whooped your ass. And that’s the bottom line

Pikachu:
This sap can’t outgrapple when the critics get on ya
Z moves spun out of control like a hurricanrana
Garfield, stop juicing food
you couldn’t correctly name your exclusive move
I’m in the next phase; Pokken, way above your paygrade
You couldn’t take me if this match was in kayfabe! (YAH!) 
This game of cat and mouse has reversed and now
You can hear the crowd shout for the One-Two-Three count

CASTING & CREDITS
Azia As Pika Libre
Titanium1208 as Incineroar
Written by Adam and Eric the Audible
Additional Help by Creep Switch
Beat by Hollywood Legend
Mix by Freshy Kanal

Pikachu Libre vs Incineroar. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #18

Releasing exactly one week early, due to the imminent release of my 2020 Album "The Obsidian Collection". Be sure to stream on your music platform of choice.

Zawesome as Jack Skellington
Mancha as Sans

Jack Skellington:
Greetings, good fellow, now don’t be abhorred, abhorred
I’m not a human child, we’re not at war, at war
Slim and shady, the Pumpkin King’s track roars, track roars
I’m beginning to feel like a rap gourd, rap gourd
Whether slacking your post or you’re cracking a joke
You’re average at most, and your passiveness shows
When you’re tasked to dispose of a ravenous foe
But you let ‘em go past and attack on your bro cuz you’re asked by a goat that you don’t know?
Then you turn into a basket case loner
And I’ll be dunking you off the backboard, backboard
To battle is witless cuz this Jack is a Ripper
My friend, you couldn’t wear the SOULs out on the back of your slippers
I’ll leave you bent out of shape like italics, so listen
I’m an icon! The only Star you are is Patrick, you misfit!
You’re looking big boned and awfully flimsy
You’d turn to dust just going down a chimney
Shaking kid’s hands? Man, you’re getting too Frisky
My bars are serving you harder than Grillby’s
I’m like a Jack O’ Lantern - my legacy’s keeping lit
But judging by your boss fight - you’re used to sleeper hits

Sans:
Heya. You’ve been busy, huh? This isn’t the first of your rapping jests
Bud, if you’re stepping to me, you’re really not gonna like what happens next
I’m leaving your sins crawling down your back and neck
This showman is less professional than my text
It’s time for your judgement, so hope you pass the test
Sounds like on the track you’re a True Pacifist
Listen Jack, you’re a classic but not flawless
You’re a facet, a mascot of Hot Topic
But couldn’t capture the masses, you’re not popping
And gonna crash like it’s Jack-in-the-box office
Looking back to the rabbit you held hostage
You should’ve asked ‘bout the crafting of hip hopping
Even Alphys’ Lab in the Hotland
Couldn’t bring you back after how hard this brat’s fallen
You’re a reckless ruler that your town is Tim Burdened with
Your plot’s more stitched together than your girlfriend is
I’m thankful that Asgore is just a passive king
You leave your citizens burning in Halloween
Kidnapping Santa? Cultural appropriation?
Even my costume in Smash was better representation
So stop all your carols - this monarch’s in peril
A hotshot as bare as his snob goth apparel
I’ll knock knock on your little sock hop and fire my shots off,
Like my name was Lock, Shock and Barrel


Jack Skellington:
Even on a beat, this skeleton just has flat lines
With bars like that, I’m asking - do you wanna have a bad rhyme?
You started a prankster like loosey-goosey
But you turned to a sad sack like Oogie Boogie
If you stand and do nothing, you’ll rot and you’ll suffer
I’m killing this beat - you can call it your brother
I’ll give you this - among preteen children, you’re sure successful
How ironic, you went from underground to surface level
I’m lighting you up like my top pup
Compared to Sandy Claws, you’re washed up
I may be the pumpkin, but Chara
Left you the only one who’s carved up

Sans:
Once a year you appear hyped up by nobody
Popping up like you’re a glorified So Sorry
All just to terrify children 
Your film should’ve come with a trigger-treat warning, you’re so boring
This no name’s growth became only respectable three decades later, don’t gloat up your fame
You hoped and you prayed about all of the dough you could make on opening day
But nobody came. 
Bud, check the legacy I’ve developed
My game crushes your Rotten Tomatoes, you’ll never ketchup 
And with my sequel, my franchise is sure to make it
While you’ll end up like your employees - filled with de-termination

Written by Eddiefrb
Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Instrumental prod. by Dansonn and Freshy Kanal
Jack Skellington Illustrated by BMB
Sans Illustrated by Shaunt

Jack Skellington vs Sans - Rap Battle (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: Chapter 1 Finale)

CHECK OUT THE VIDEO!
https://youtu.be/K_0hlmuPHxo

Video coming within the next couple of days. As always, releasing slightly earlier on SoundCloud to go with the digital distribution.

Tina Mickel as Ruby Rose
Mr. Tibbs as The Mandalorian

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1KXWyue0yl6O4z8G1umvsrq-anvWo05apNDq7QTjCPms/edit?usp=sharing

(too big to fit in the description)

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Ruby Rose Art by s0_sm0l
The Mandalorian Art by Blast
Beat produced by Vendetta Beats
Additional Instrumentation by Freshy Kanal and Sebb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Dedicated to Monty Oum

Ruby Rose vs The Mandalorian - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

Irish. 24 yrs old. I like to make music. I make Rap Battles.

Jeff The Killer vs Jeffrey Dahmer

ZodiacKiaran