My favorite rapping from Mr King Mewtwo. Great battle

THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME BE IN THIS AHHHHHHHH ITS SO GOOOD

Easily KM's best role -- thanks for having me as well!

KIARAN THIS IS SO GOOD i love KingMewtwo here especially during the angry parts but both he and Mancha absolutely killed it!

I Love Everything About This!!! Excellent Job!!

This battle was more perfect than Karma's courtroom records

My Rap Battles

This was intentionally made to be chaotic. 

Welcome to Hell.

Back at it with a new battle between the crazed up animal heroes, Sonic and Crash! 

Iris as Crash
Jacob as Sonic

Crash: 
Didn’t mean to Crash the scene, just wanted to splatter this Egg, man!
But it won’t take much to shock a Flash in the pan
Don’t chuckle on the track, or you’ll get hit by my Knuckles
Since you’re best line of defense against my flow is a bubble!
Got so many fakers, which ones are on your team?
The one with the high IQ or the one who’s too edgy?
So let’s cause some Chaos, I’ll snap your Emeralds like Sticks!
You’re used to Tails between your legs if we’re going off your fanfics!

Sonic:
So I traveled from the past to face Bugs Bunny’s orange rat?
You’ve ripped parties and karts from Mario, why not steal the bat?
I’ll Spin Dash this hack of the trend that I started
Only time you really Struck Back was your cameo in Uncharted
I’ll face this lazy mutation in race and split the track
You may have inspired Daxter, but that doesn’t mean you can spit Jak!
Your company’s N. Sane direction got you some bad D-pad controls
Run the reviews, they say that I’m your Dark Souls!

Crash: 
It’s an Adventure for your fans to dig through all your garbage discs
Maybe win the Olympics to show us you can spit quick
Take it classic or modern, I’ll still beat a blue porcupine
You get Boom Bashed by the critics, and I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout your redesign!

Sonic:
Warped out on Wumpa fruit, now everything you have is left in the dust
You need guns and chemicals for you to have a decent boss
You’re hyping your fans up on reboots, so let me tell you the truth
People only give crap ‘bout you only to see Tawna’s b-

Crash:
Your fanbase is full of furries, with fans jerking to their OC’s!
Ratings bombed with Forces and the same goes for your movie!
But it seems you’re used to all of your games flopping hard 
Since that you’re running the track worse than you did in Sonic R!

Sonic:
All of your Skylander friends couldn’t give you a new flow
‘Cause in the rap, games, and brain, it seems You’re Too Slow!
Mr. Cortex’s vortex is what plummets your games and sales charts
You’ve bombed your verses harder than your Nitro Kart!

Beat by Hollywood Legend Beats
Thumbnail by Lauren
Written by Rabi (with some help from Henry and fightmarker)
Mixed by Jacob
Discord: https://discord.gg/7zkFFd

disclaimer: no more schedule lmao

Sonic the Hedgehog Vs Crash Bandicoot - CVGRB

Jason as Alexander Hamilton
Mancha as Evan Hansen


Alexander Hamilton:

Call me Alexander, I’m a founding father
A self starter by the age you were tapping off to Connor
A man with a plan, yes I am, you don’t understand 
This bastard orphan’s gonna leave you runnin’ harder than your dad
You write lots of personal letters, I know what’s up, mister 
You’re young scrappy and hungry for your ‘dead “friend’s”’ sister (eww)
It’s pure luck you only broke the one hand, understand?
You’re so alone I think you’re gonna need a right hand, man

Evan Hansen: 

Dear Alexander

First of all, fella, you’re a liar, and a cheater
Can’t really understand why people call you a leader
You’re helpless, Alexander. I think it’s time you lie and wait 
You’ve lost to Thomas twice in rap, this is your next big mistake 
So read this verbal pamphlet, ‘fore you go ahead and snitch 
You broke bad so hard the Schuyler sisters made you their bitch
Step out of this, son, before you feel the Burr-n, sir
Your show has had it’s chance, but now it’s my turn, sir
Your words fail Hamilton, you’ve committed lots of sins, bro
So you’ve thrown away your shot, while I’m waving through a win
Though, Angelica’s been baffled by your all personal letters
But sliding into Lauren’s DMs.. hmm, If I Could Tell Her 

Alexander:

Hey, we’re close, but not that way

Evan: Sure
Suuuure

Alexander Hamilton:

You know what 
Evan, that was a real trash declaration (oof)
Listen to my mixtape I’m running the rap nation
And you’re calling me a liar? Your only friend is pure lies
Am I surprised? I’ll grab my pistol.. And aim it at the sky! (yeah)
I’m running the law, you’re under Murphy’s law
With kinky letters to Connor scattered all over your inbox
I’ll leave you ditched in a forest and I won’t make any sound 
You’ll never find true love with anyone ‘cause You Won’t Be Found 
I am Alexander Hamilton, going at you ham
Until ya accept you’ve Ben Splatt and leave this vict’ry to the champion!

Evan Hansen:

Alexander, Champion? More like bad companion 
Left Lafayette abandoned, can’t say no to this with rapping
You destroyed your career, man, what were you thinking?
Oh yeah, you were to busy with Maria getting Jared: Kinky!
I leave Zoe satisfied, while you’re cheating on your wife
That glass is not the only thing you have been raising all your life
I mean you raised your own son, got him murdered guess who’s counting?
Get off you ass and see your family, take a break from this accounting
Call me Aaron Burr, sir, ‘cause I’ll make you Disappear 
You’re non stop pushing people away for your career 
May be the broadway rap god thought it’s clear to see
You’re nothing without Lin Manuel by your side
Sincerely, Me

Evan Hansen vs Alexander Hamilton - Rap Battle!

Adam as Ted Mosby
Connor Terrel as Ross Geller
Ciaran (Me) as Marshall Eriksen 

Written by Ciaran and Adam
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Cover art by Ciaran

Ted Mosby: 

You can’t oppose the, Schmoesby, “r/niceguys”
My initials spell “T.M”: To Make This Man cry  
There’s no training the T-Dog, I’m spittin’ fire, Marshall! Marshall: (Yes ted?)
End this man’s career, like his marriages, partial Marshall: Ohhhh
Don’t mess with the architect of your destruction, Geller
You wan’t Rachel to know that you like her? … TELL HER
Don’t wait around for other men to reign the top spot then 
Tell her that you lacked the balls to talk, ‘yellow umbrella’
You ain’t Friends with Teddy Westside, you’ll never see my best side
Your ego’s like your tacky 90s suits, oversized
I’ll be the one telling your kids how you met their mother 
She got off a plane, to go stay with a “Major Displeasure”

Ross Geller: 

Let me make this clear, Ted EVELYN Moseby
Your best friend stole your girl, ‘ain’t no Bros before hoes be
From Stella to Victoria to Zoey, you couldn’t handle her
It took nine seasons to reveal the Monica to YOUR Chandler
I’m idolized by 90s kids, you got no love professor
I’ll obliterate this first date love professor
You want to talk about divorce, Ted?, you’re never satisfied 
You spent your whole show finding “the one”, and then she died
You Grinch, I’m standin’ taller than the buildings that you’re making
My rhymes will leave you on the floor like your allergy to bacon
This old flailure should head back to the renaissance fair 
You’re go bad at getting girls, man it isn’t even fair
You’re show’s a rip off of mine, yet you’ll never last forever
Comedy’s central to winning, you’ve got no humour whatsoever 
I’ll make you confess to the Geller it’s your victory, I’m ‘Robbin’
You’ll be defeated.. sitting on an altar and sobbing


Ted Mosby

You’ve been through so many breaks, Ross, what’re you trying to prove?
Prepare to be like your show on Netflix, removed!
I’ll throw your win away like your sandwich, straight in the trash 
You selfish optimistic misogynistic kiss ass
I’m The best wingman, Ted Mosby: Rhyme enforcer
Here’s your’s“Ross Geller: Prime Divorcer”
Saying I love you on the first date's a mistake I was regretting
At least I didn’t say the wrong girl’s name at my wedding 

Ross Geller: 

You’re a Jerk, Ted Mosby, it says it on your website 
You couldn’t beat this Paleontologist not on your best night 
You lost the girl of your dreams to a dirty sleeping Stinson 
Ugh… Yet you’re bringing up weddings, that must sting, son
You’re so lame! I married Rachel in vegas baby, can’t break this
You brought your ex to your wedding and got dumped, man that’s heinous 
So before you diss me one more time, I’ll lay this statement here
Robin never made your day, your month, or even your year!

Ted Mosby:

You're a self entitled douche, that verse was the worst of them all
I’ll be there for your loss, when your reign starts to fall
Anyway that’s all for me, now Friends is back on the air 
it’s “The One Where A Man Child Got Beaten By a Teddy Bear”

Ross Geller: (2:11) RECORDED

Call me a Dinosaur, Teddy, but no rock will crush me today 
We all know that you and Barney are secretly gay 
I’m the most iconic “friend”, with the top ratings, and still trendy 
So Walk five hundred miles away, like your fans with that finale

Ross Geller vs Ted Mosby - Rap Battle!

Ryan Kelly as Harry Potter
HalaCG as Sabrina Spellman

Written by Ciaran McGinn
Beat by Epistra
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Harry Potter:

I’m Harry Potter, and I’m the better spell man
Facing off the Dark Lord’s daughter,  who could ever tell man?
I’m the chosen one,   I’m the flowin’ one,   my words prevail!
Your Netflix show is so bad, I started crying Riverdales    (Ayy)
I’m the most iconic magic man since Copperfield and HEART
This selfish teenage girl’s got no defence against my dark art
Tell me, Brina, did you come all this way to steal my ten points?
Or am I just the next teenage boy who you will disappoint   
Oh and on the topic of boys,   you’re not a love spiller,    you’re brother killer
I can see why they call you chilling,   but your sub par adventures are painfully bitter
Your ex dated your best friend straight after you detached
And I know you probably moved on but that must’ve been a Scratch 




Sabrina Spellman:

I’ll cast you a spell, man   since you’ve clearly lost your magic
Your novels peaked at three, but then it got severely tragic
Cedric, Snape, and Fred, got Riddled, man you can’t be Sirius
Call your author J. R. R K. Rowling, death makes her delirious (hahaha)
I’m the offspring of the dark lord, you can’t step to me little Gryffindor
Cause I’m bad to the core and I’ll leave this Potter more sore than a falling Dumbledore
I’m the morning star, you’re the mourning star of a magic school-
Who went from tragedies with mom and dad to Deathly Hallows 2 (boo)
You’re useless, I’m the coolest witch whose rhymes you cannot parry 
Can’t seem to conjure up a flow, yet they say that    “You’re a wizard harry”
Potter do not bother, beating the Queen doesn’t come easy
Sabrina is a  rap eater,   your Petty crew cannot defeat me 
Cheerleader by day, Queen of hell by night   who’s flows are tight!
Whether it’s Greendale or the academy, I’m always causing fright!
Are you just bad at witchcraft or diss-craft I can’t tell
Cause when it comes to rap offs you’re going straight to hell!

Harry Potter:

I know why they call me the boy who lived, I sat through that whole verse
Good thing your aunties direct funerals, ‘cause I think I’ll need a hearse 
You must be Baxter high if you think you can best Harry
Witch I’ll tally up my house points ‘til I win the cup of rapping
My lines are fire in a goblet,   yours are Lucifer in Nick
You risked your friends’ lives trying to save him ‘cause you missed his big

Sabrina Spellman:

Ugh! Sick!

You’re deluded if you think you can just bring up Harvey, Potter!
When I’m up ruling in hell, I’ll say hello to your father 
You endanger your entire school every single year
Because you can’t face off against a noseless blue excuse for fear
I’m the best witch, and a bad bitch, none can best this, top of Netflix
Spit electric, burn in hellfire, set my hair whiter, I’m the throne rider, keep my viewers’ eyes wider, setting foes on fire 
I may be a half witch, but I’m full of show stoppers
So I’ll astral project away, before you pee your pants, Potter

Harry Potter vs Sabrina Spellman - Rap Battle!

Cast:
Ciaran as Principal Goodvibes (Billy and Mandy)
Mancha as Principal Skinner (The Simpsons)
Adam as Principal Strickland (Back To The Future)
Titanium as Principal Vernon (The Breakfast Club)
Jacob Rozay as Dean Pelton (Community)

Written by Ciaran McGinn
Beats by Kustom, Hollywoodlegend, and Epistra
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10wTanDEVDlKSWfphl-vYLPD9oUT_rN965iBbaHQB4Js/edit

Principal Skinner vs Principal Goodvibes - Rap Battle!

Derek Savage:
I’ve heard lies saying you tower over me, which I don’t see
So today I’m going to show our differences, I mean, just look at me:
You’re just an author; I’m an actor, director and a cool guy
Make like a child from a ‘no breathing’ class, just keel over and die
Wouldn’t You Like to Know how your creativity’s gone down the spout?
You were a good presenter, but now your career’s unable to Sprout
I Hate Everything about you, and although I don’t like him, I gotta say
If he reviewed your crappy performances, he’d be giving me praise
This bitch could use some Self-Defense, can’t survive my Second Coming
No wonder the BBC kicked you out, all your work’s dull and boring
You’ve a whole book on sins you’ve committed, your flaws are quite large
I mean, you did want an anti-imperialist Marxist to be in charge

Michael Rosen:
Thought he’d sit there like a lemon, but Derek. What does Derek do?
He spits rhymes showing he’s less of a Cool Guy, more of a Fool
Diss the Milk And Sugar King, and you’ll get more than heat
At least I can go without throwing a fit when people make fun of me
Promoting x-rated work on your own website is far from Christian 
And with all of the illegal stuff you’ve done, you’d fit right in with school prison
Could write an entire poem detailing how Horrible you are
But you’d probably Copyright Strike me before I get the chance
Recycled footage, bad editing, portraying fat people as broke schmucks
Topped off with phoned in performances; to put it bluntly, Your Movies Suck!
No longer taken seriously, even the cameraman’s out shadowing you 
I see you’re looking shaky and sorry, gonna cut out this cameo too?

Cool Cat:
You’re really really mean! Seems some kid still thinks bullying is fun
Everyone should stay away from you like you were a deadly gun

Derek Savage:
You rapped once, so what? That doesn’t make you an emcee
Better call you the toothbrush, cause we’ll break you into pieces

Cool Cat:
Bringing Sweeter Revenge than some muddy twig could ever do (haha!)

Derek Savage:
I’m bad with copyright? You almost took down every YouTube Poop of you!

Cool Cat:
While your new books are flopping, me and my Dad will go to Hollywood

Both:
Now it’s time to ‘close up’ this battle so you can make another Sad Book

Michael Rosen:
(Michael’s Verse, Part 2.)
You and this failed mascot must be having a Crazy Dream
I’d argue Solomon would do better than this infringement on Warner Bros’ property
Once you eat this diss like a sandwich, I shall give you to the ducks!
Might as well make another channel called “iMovie Sucks”
Now your son passed away, and I know the pain of losing a child
But using him as an excuse for stupidity? Now that makes me really wild
Like when you impersonated that law firm, your attempts to win have fallen through
So now I don’t suppose you’ll want to battle me again, will you?

[REDACTED] as Derek Savage
@user-938839005 as Cool Cat
King Mewtwo as Michael Rosen
Beat by Kustom
Written by King Mewtwo and Dani Frias
Mixed by Light
Cover Art by Fightmarker

Michael Rosen vs Derek Savage. King Mewtwo Rap Battles

Jackson Kesecker as Thor
HalaCG as Adora/She-Ra

Thor:

From a team of strong heroes who just left Thanos to rot
It’s the strongest Avenger against the ’best friend squad’
Girl I vanquished my own sister, and many threats against my world 
So go back to your fairy land, little ponytail rainbow girl
I’m the god of thunder, you robbed He-Man’s thunder
I’ll knock you back to the 80s, where your cartoon is still a blunder
Your feelings for Catra couldn’t be any less low-key
You’ve betrayed here more than once, so you’re no worse than Loki
You’re not even remotely interesting in your series 
Just another carbon copy of Steven Universe, clearly
When it comes to fighting tactics, I’m the real Grand Master
You’re arrogant in battle, but your friends are a disaster 
So come at me with your Sword, Thor is going in HAMmer!
You’re as dull as Mermista, and as clueless as Entrapta
Such a joke of a friend and even worse of a leader 
But I’ll be the first one to beat you this hard since Shadow Weaver

Adora: 

If you think you’re a Marvel of popularity, you’re wrong, Thor 
I’m Adora and I’m adored, you didn’t make it to Civil War
For an Avenger who’s skilled with lightning, I thought you’d think faster that
You should have gone for the head, but we all know you’re just a noob master
Your sparks are no use against me Odinson, I’m a storm breaker
You’ve met your maker and I wager you’ll break and burn like your neighbours
You think your rabbit and hammer can beat this master of the universe?
That puny verse matches your Cinematic crap, not too diverse
You’re too perverse, you sat on your ass for 5 whole years
Eating Pizza and drinking beer, gushing in your own tears (ew)
When She-Ra spits sheer raps, you’ll need an ass guard, see
You’re not a worthy Asguardian, now just an ass with those Guardians

Thor:

That last verse you spat was just Adora bull
Looking adorable with your little dagger, while I can pull
A Hammer out of thin air, top ratings spanning 3 years
You’re not worthy of your weapon, and not worthy of that hair
There’s no Glimmer of light, or hope for you so don’t attack 
So bring me She-Ra!!, I’ll beat her before She-Raps 
You fought in your little Horde causing endless fatalities
Then abandoned that whole life and started fighting beastialtity


Adora: 

You’re rhymes are Hela lame, like your venture to the Dark World
I’ve burned you so hard your face is looking like Stark’s, grilled!
You couldn't Foster a relationship and look where that has you
A beer belly, and scraggly beard big enough to feed you ‘til your LAST film
I bring the real thunder Thor, you won’t see past Phase 4 
Ragna-rocking the animation genre, your movies bore
When I battle this phony He-Man, my bars are hard as nails
Pull out your puny hammer, I’ll beat you For the Honour of Greyskull!
She-Ra: 
Whack you in the eye with even more than a broadsword 
—You’re packing weight, a messy home, you’re the horde
I’m the hero of Etheria, you’re a failure full of beer, yeah
——You missed the head and plunged the world into  hysteria 
My ships sailed, while yours failed 
I’ll end you like Heimdall you’ll be impaled
We’re not the same, you’re insane 
You’ve got Hems-No-Worth, we’re in the Endgame
Repping the LGBT characters with care but
All you have to offer is Joe Russo and a haircut?
Left the almighty Thor sore more than ever before
Why don’t you go back to your shed playing fortnite with Korg

Written by Ciaran McGinn
Beat by Epistra
Additional instruments by Ciaran McGinn
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Thor vs She-Ra - Rap Battle!

In the 3rd installment of Lame-Ass Rap Battles, It's a battle of the art programs! We have Microsoft Paint vs Adobe Photoshop. Enjoy!

Snakebite126 as Paint
Eric the Audible as Photoshop
Written by Commander Jacob
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Produced by George Georgia of Audio Network
Beat arranged by Commander Jacob
Thumbnail by Commander Jacob

Paint (0:20):
I’m opening the Windows, so scram off of my lawn
Don’t try to rhyme, dog. Even my palette’s a icon
You charge 30 a month for a learning curve that's straight doo-doo
Must've dropped the opacity, I can see right through you
I’ll grab a brush, swap the color: make this kid black out
Because I bet your raps aren’t even a Bitmap-ped out.
I'm the godfather of digital art, there’s no denying me
I’ll get to sinking your ship if you wanna whine about piracy

Photoshop (0:41):
If you'd like to start war, let's open an artboard.
Got a liquefied flow to claim the place that I’ve fought for
Look, like anything made with you, all your raps will fall flat
We’re already two different types. No need to up the contrast
Sketch all the sloppy shapes you want, I’m rocking the house
Your users likely don’t have internet and draw with a mouse
Mark this, my bars got a hardness of eight hundred
You’re even sucking at fillers. I’ll make you kick the paint bucket

Paint (1:02):
Falling flat? Check the thumbnail. You can’t scold me
Coming at me with those lines, you might wanna ctrl Z
Painting skies since ‘85, style pouring like rain
I draw the line on this mic; call me MC Paint (ha)
You can’t mask your overratedness. It’s hurting, isn’t it?
Hold ctrl and scroll up; maybe you’ll find a shit I give

Photoshop (1:17):
I’m known to burn tools when I’m spitting a rhyme
You can’t make a drop shadow, so keep living in mine
Look, you want some layered disses and blending modes? I got plentiful
For programs rough 'round the edges, I’d recommend the feather tool
Masks? I’m clipping you. No brown, but your pallet’s shitty, dude.
Get back to the junkyard. GIMP is less of a bitch to use

Paint (1:32):
You can’t recover from this with a healing brush, how sad
I’ve had more fun using an SNES mouse pad
Use your magic wand to select good lines, ingrate
Or continue making YouTubers’ slimy-ass clickbait

Photoshop  (1:42):
I’ve had to deal with dudes tryna do me like a clone stamp
So let’s crop and slice the comic sans of art programs
That’s how you lasso a win, no way MS Jank beat me
You'd be better off opening a verse in Paint 3D

Microsoft Paint vs Adobe Photoshop | Lame-Ass Rap Battle #3

LYRICS

Zodiac Killer:
38- goodbye announcer, too bad you had no parting gifts
Now to this mess of a killer, I don’t know where to start with this 
With the countless origins you’re given by pre-teens thinking they’re Stephen King
makes you unthreatening, cheapening, cult burnings and murdering leaving grim
I’ve already been compared to a Jack, but somehow, you’re even weaker
Please cease, sir. You’re weak, sir. Don’t need many words to speak burns.
I’m a cold-blooded killer, a bold blood spiller
But I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything worse than your picture
With the blue faceplate, but this lame-rate would get crippled by my first shot
Burst shot, 9 millimeters in the grave until this worse slop
Gets burned hot, like my gun-fire, spitting shots to leave this teen shook
Try to rap with your “I have no mouth and must scream” look

Eyeless Jack:
Hidden in history for setting cars on fire? What a back burner
And that black mask? Static-y raps? You’re taking from the Observer
I’ll leave Zodiac burnin’ like hot tar, when I drop bars
But my thoughts are “No wonder he’s flopping, he already bombs hard”

Zodiac Killer:
That’s it? I expected more out of this classic
Guess Ticci Toby kin is prone to laugh tracks where they’re rapping
Burnt face and broken family, now hell’s where this devil’s advocate lies
Cap a Jack-ass and make his brains splatter; upgrade the count to 39

Eyeless Jack:
Ted Cruz wants to step to a monster of darkness 
But I'll rip the head screws off this dead moose, sell out on the black market
This suspected methhead vendetta spreader put his own life on private
Guess this battle’s a no-brainer, I could use something to spice up my diet 
So, read the note, kid, ‘fore the folktale is broken 
He’s hopeless, homeless, and no chance of holding
a throne! Left your legacy as just another John Doe
You lead cops on a wild goose chase like you’re murderous Where’s Waldo!
Things looks so bleak for this clone thief, I’ll be sure to kill you slowly
Make like another baby and take your own leave
It’s clear why people lost their fear of you, no newspapers to examine how
Your legacy’s gone on and shattered, where’s Zodiac rapping now?

CREDITS

DeegleNV as The Zodiac Killer 
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcqoNcvUnQdz8otgTxOqWKQ
Razzy as Eyeless Jack
https://soundcloud.com/simplyrazzy

Written by Rabi and Fightmarker
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClNJgoh_a9oYoLenAR0RzGg
Mixed by DeegleNV and Light
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCv40Azz3spGbl38LIF7uKqg
Beat by Audio Network
Thumbnail by Rabi

The Zodiac Killer vs. Eyeless Jack - Rap Battle

Lyrics:

wait for video on October 31st

Evan as Jeff The Killer
Seth as Jeffrey Dahmer

Jeff The Killer vs Jeffrey Dahmer

Welcome, weary travelers, to the first installment of Ciphers Of The Unknown. Today we have two anomalies of the Minecraft universe going pixel-to-pixel in this rap battle. Who won? Who's next? Well, I guess you'll find out in the next Ciphers Of The Unknown!

Production:
Raichous as Herobrine
Snakebite126 as Shitass


Cover Art by Michael Stark
Written by: Michael Stark
With additional help from: MetaMachine, GamingPlush64, and SimplyRazzy
Beat produced by Tristan
Mixed by GamingPlush64

LYRICS:
ANNOUNCER
Welcome, weary traveler, to Ciphers of the Unknown
Today's matchup is: Herobrine
Versus
Shitass
Commence!

Herobrine (0:13 - 0:53):
Stepping from the sHadows, Herobrine has come to spit a rhyme
Just step to my shrine, and then you’ll find who is STILL in their prime
It’s time to speedrun this verse, please tell me, I’m baffled:
Hey Shitass... wanna see how a true cryptid rap battle’s?
Coming out of the mineshafts, you’re bound to die fast; come at me, you’ll end up worse and
You can check the signs that I’m fully fledged out while you look like you’re stuck in the first draft
So just go to your corner and whine, brat; you’re just a shitty memE with a smile cracked
While, bitch, I’ll give you a mind blast; I’m ownin’ the game, call it Brine-craft!
Herobrine! Just hearing my name makes players piss their pants!
Your gimmick’s only played for laughs, you’re just an insignificant ant
Just peer amidst the trees, you’ll find my pyramids with ease
I’ll be jammin’ to disc 11 with all my victims BOWING on their knees

Shitass (0:53 - 1:21):
Was that your whole verse? Man, that was the worst
You’re about to end up like your stupid memes... heckin’ cursed
You just teleport like the Enderman, a copy of a copy
My powers you can’t comprehend,  I make your cheesy shit look sloppy
You call yourself scary? Well, Error 404, this Entity’s not found
Stick your victory in your 2x2’s, in the catacombs buried deep underground
This bug’s gettin’ patched out, no more child-like schemes
Just Look through all my videos, you’ll see I’m the expert at crushing Dreams

Herobrine (1:21 - 1:48):
I’m the sole reason you even stand (stand), I’m trapping your soul in the sand (sand)
You’re digging a hole straight through the ground with how shittily your disses land (land)
You’re delusional, you don’t bed-rock, I’m putting you in a deadlock
Capture ya, body ya, disPerse your pixels, and outline you with red chalk
You could never amount to my fame, even your name proves you’ve got no class
Just look at ya: shit design, zero lore, and not to mention rhymes that’re absolute ass
Don't bother to try and come back, your fame ended with TikTok, didn’t you know?
(Laughs) There’s no Surviving this Hardcore Mode

Shitass (1:48 - 2:28):
You’re tunneling for disses, but still ended up empty-handed (Ooh!)
The true Unsolved Mystery is how you survived when your relevance crash-landed (Ha!)
Now it’s time for my Meat harvest, turning you into a carcass
Tried to amount to the creator’s brother, but it seems you missed the Mark-us
You need to update your rhymes old man, because those lines were dated as hell
You’re stuck in an open beta, clickbaiting children, anyone can tell
I’ll post your defeat online, get that clout, with these Reddit Gold-en Apple bars
You may have started a horror genre, but I’m the one shootin’ for the stars
Can’t remove my blocks, “Hero-whine”, so why you gotta griEve, man?
When all it takes is two pixels and boom! You’re back to Steve! (Damn!)
You may have started off as a joke, but now I’m the one who’s laughin’
Now without you in the picture, it’ll be my win they’ll be photographin’

ANNOUNCER
Who won this blocky battle?
Who Should Cypher Next?
Comment Down Below
And prepare yourselves for the next
Ciphers of The Unknown

Herobrine vs Shitass | Ciphers Of The Unknown

Audrey II - Adam Sandler 2
Sweeney Todd - TheAngryMidget

Beat produced by Dansonn

Audrey II Verse 1
Ha ha! It's the meanest past Venus on a Fly, Trap beat.
‘Gainst a flea bitten dink that’ll beat feet back to Fleet Street.

Suuuure you gotta hot streak- your hair is where it’s at
And you’re so damn poor, guess Penny Dreadfuls pretty apt

Real bloods gonna spill, I’m more sharp than you, Ben
I'm the cutting edge effect but sure as hell aint your friend

Depp and Carter cucking Tim? I shouldn’t expect less
You’re a Barker, no bite, but my rhymes? Must be freeesh...

You can find me worldwide, stoppin’ chumps from pipin’ up
You don’t color me impressed, bud, you should lighten’ up

Here’s the deal, I don’t think your appetizer brat would be enough
So spit somethin’ “bloody” awful, and then get me some LUUUUNCH


Sweeney Todd Verse 1
For the first time, tonight, in close shaves I’m not topped
I'll Show you who’s cutthroat, a Little problem off the Shop

I’ll put the petal to the metal, as I’ve done oh so often
With that, it’s down the hatch, we’ll be serving vegan options

I would dissect your psyche, but what am I to say
About how you play one trait, and are as shallow as the grave

Don’t talk while chewed out, your operators can surely shut it
You can move, you can talk, but you’re just an upper class Muppet

Spewing the Worst Lies in London, that’s from the Demon's lips
I cut scum with sharp wit, you sit and trick desperate kids.

I'd watch your shit cartoon if I wanted a ghastly rap spit at me
And when I say your tracks nasty, I do mean literally


Audrey II Verse 2
You slash better? (uh huh huh huh) Now that’s a gas, isn’t it?
Unless by that, you mean that whole “givin'-ex-axe” incident.

I’m the puppet? But shit, you fell for Lovett playing dumb
Tough tiddy, push my buttons, you're stayin’ under my thumb

Sharp wit? Come on, Johnny Depp doesn’t make the cut 
What kinda musical has a lead that’s never even sung once?

See, you speak to empty seats, who wouldn’t leave, it’s obvious
And it’s not just cuz the Theater-Eater Audrey is your audience

I’m the judge here, son, so you better plead for your life
Or meet a String of Pearly whites, like Turpin and your wife

Show's over, Eddy Scissors, the curtains called, you’re done
I killed the mic, bloodlines is right, but you don't even have one (Ha ha ha ha)



Sweeney Todd Verse 2
Aye, you must be jealous, with no practice, I can sing
So bite me, what you’re writing reeks like piss with ink

To make this curmudgeon up and leave like a 5th of his budget
Who thinks he’s above shit, but is just a plant in a bucket

I'll slit the skid row gutter muck to show him where his glutton stops
like lambs to the slaughter, I'm gonna be cuttin up mutton chops

There’s a hole in my heart, like a hole in your plot
Who’d try to take over a world that’s filled with shit from the start

You couldn’t carry my Burton, but you’ll be carried in a trash bin
Your reboot will prove every franchise is Ashmen to Ashes

Alas, in the Broadest way, here's an ending to remain
At last, my harm is complete, and we’re both down the drain

Audrey II Vs Sweeney Todd - Discord Rap Battles

You guys said the effects were too distracting for Jevil so I added more

In case you missed the first mix:
Bet you expected Jevil to face someone who isn't obscure, huh.

EpicLLOYD as Montresor
Nice Peter as Jevil
Instrumental by Anywaywell
Mixing and Mastering by Freshy Kanal
Written by Edgar Allan Poe
(NOTE: The cover art is merely a mockup as the actual characters have not been filmed yet. I do not own the rights to any of the images used, all credit goes to their respective owners. Also Montresor will not look like that I just didn't have a good png of him and it fits the general aesthetic kind of.)

TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS
JEVIL
VS
MONTRESOR
BEGIN!

Montresor:
Greetings and salutations, it’s your companion Montresor
Meeting this valiant acquaintance, I must ask of one request, sir
That we skip this poor bravado and check my kin’s coat and motto
You’ll end up with Fortunado when I wreak havoc on jesters
Mask on, draped in Gothic clothing
I’m a sly Fox, more cunning than Toby
Took your first game’s whole gimmick then cloned it
There’s been no change, where’s your metamorphosis?
I’ll leave you howling for your verbal crimes
Not talking Amontillado when I bask in your fervent whines
And once this murder’s final, you’re sure to find
I’ve committed the perfect rhyme

Jevil:
Let’s play a game, a game, I call it “Guess the Human”
This one’s consumed by petty feuding, and now his World Revolves around retribution
And wasted his life away plotting to maim his pal
But it all went to shit as their silence gnawed at his fulfillment, does that ring a bell?
Too dim to pass as a Lightner
You’re at your most bright when you’re slathered in nitre 
This one is a game you’re not playing so well
Must be a Holiday ‘cause I’m taking no Ls
No chance you can match with my pace (Chaos!)
You’re a tactless disgrace (Chaos!)
Get Luchesi to rap in your place 
For the drunkard who authored you lacked any taste (Weehee!)
When causing carnival carnage, I am unparalleled
Dirges burning like curtains, I ride a beat like a carousel (Pip pip!)
Put your friend to sleep for 50 years? You put me to sleep for a century
Tryna be invested in your story got me like, “Erm...I can do mostly anything”

Montresor:
That’s the best you could do to me?
Then I’ll be punishing this puny imp with impunity
Played your cards against a pack of children, then soiled it 
All it took was TP to flush this joker down the toilet
It’s drudgery having to wait for you
So behind in development, call you Betarune
Break you apart like the key for your cell’s lock
In paces requiescat
For the love of god (the love of god)
I’ll put this hack in a box (hack in a box)
I Rouxl harder than Kaard (harder than Kaard)
So just call me Seam (just call me Seam)
For this ordeal’s left me in stitches and you’ve pushed my buttons so good day to you
Now the friend you once trusted shall lock you away for good, feeling déjà vu?

Jevil:
No urban legend that Boston Harbored
Could incite new ideas in your garbage author
Just another loon Poe wrote to give readers creeps 
A discount Tell-Tale but failed to keep a beat
You think you’re all that ‘cause you clowned on a jester
But as you fall flat, I’ll be crowned like it’s checkers
You spent your verse threatening thousands of injuries
Yet through it all, you’ve not once tried to insult me
I Cirque de Slay when I’m spitting
I stole the whole show as a side mission
This shabby old creep can’t keep up the tempo
‘Gainst gaming’s most demented jester since Dimentio
Oh, what a fun game this has been, frolicking in the cemetery 
So here’s one more final jest between friends and it’s not the hatchet getting buried

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
WE DECIDE!
TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS

[NEW MIX] Montresor vs Jevil. Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans

Ghetsis:
Enter the King of Unova (hyah!) ‘gainst Court’s greatest king of the posers (hyah!)
It’s Turnabout Goodbyes for you, but in this battle the killer ain’t you (hyah!)
It’s Ghetsis, ya gonna get dissed! - I spit hotter flames than Reshiram’s breath 
It’s tremendous this wretch had a forty year defeat stretch, then lost it all to a rookie bird’s defense
I can see straight past your tricks, so don’t you forget about DL-6
Against G-Cis, it’s the same trip, I’m firing bullets that you CANNOT miss
And you ain’t got a lotta heart, just like your daughter, scarred
Shoot you down like you’re the Manfred Von Red Baron
The “king of the prosecutors” couldn’t be cuter
I’m bringing Unova to a new future
This brute doesn’t give me a scare, more like a Yanni Yogi Bear
Bang your head against the wall all you want but you’ll never prove your victory against this terror 
Leave you like my son, cheated, when this dose of Bad Karma’s defeated
Flows like Plasma, I rhyme smooth, this old conceited fool’s stamina’s depleted



Manfred Von Karma: 

Your honor I have an OBJECTION!  to this pointless conjecture
The undefeated courtroom demon’s arrived to project his best lecture 
Against this prick Ghetsis, Court’s bestest, can’t get dissed 
Retract you like N did, let’s not waste any evidence
You infected your son's mind with lies of subjugation to lure him 
And your plan would have worked if some tween kid didn’t cure him 
You say your rhymes flow like plasma but but quite honestly they’ve dragged on
And you can’t cheat THIS court, with that over-leveled dragon (HYAH)
I’m your worst nightmare Ghetsis, get this? Your plans fell Miles like an elevator, guessed it
Up against the king of the rejected regrets, it’s funny, your own son sat on the throne, and said “forget this”
You couldn’t turn a region to slaves, so don’t expect to win this court with that disproportionate discourse (ugh!)
I show no remorse for this worthless sage, betrayed by his grunts and upstaged 
You’ve got no karma, no lawyer, no skill whereas I have an Edge
Worth FIVE plans of anyone hopelessly on the defendant’s bench
Cold blooded and evil, with these bars I’m lethal, emotionless rocks fall to MY chords of steel
You’re feeble, please, I’ll leave you defeated, you’ll rot and you’ll freeze, with ease, like both of your sequels
            



Ghetsis:

Time to liberate you from the mic, cause that verse was riddled with lies
Your skills are non-existent as Gourdy, and your perfect record 
Light up prosecutors with a fusion flare blast, 
Leave you screaming like in Miles haunting echoes of his past 
Your demeanor and arrogant persona doesn’t hurt, man 
I command dragons, your seeds were handed to a Bird Man
Look,I know that keeping that your noble record can cost a leg and an arm, man
But you’re so devoid of any energy I’ll call you BARREN Von Karma 
I’m the true boss of this court, leaving cheats this Abysmal ruined
And you’ll be needing another day off after my staff rips you anew

Manfred Von Karma:

Slam that pathetic cane down but you have no right to judge
I’ll eNd this Harmonia naturally, just like your traitorous son, begrudged
So get your scientist friend to roast me, , cause this sage is worthless
Send your Plasma clowns to back to Nimbasa, they’re the whole circus! 
This cape wearing’s lyrical capering’s leading this trial to no further debate 
That’s that the only thing that this disgraceful mistake to his clan can do is to escape 
It’s time to meet your fate, you outrageous plague, no turning back to your icy Frigate
Leave a wretch rammed, what you spit’s Zek-wrong, your defence is like your right eye, gone!
You hail from a franchise for children, but I can assure
That your sequel games climax shows this attempted child murderer
It’s quite a turnabout, this old buffoon just cannot put up a fight
And It’s clear that this court is adjourned, but the victor isn’t Black and White

Ghetsis vs Manfred Von Karma - Rap Battle! Season 2

Writing: Fightmarker, AaronGPeters, and Mason G
Chiseling: Dani Frias, and Walk
Mixed by Fight
Flowtest by Rabi
Beat by Dave James, Adam Skinner, and Dan Skinner
Beat edited by Fight
Thumbnail by Fight
Vlad as Announcer
Alex as Johnny Cage
Seth W./Comic Book Rap Battles as John Cena

LYRICS
Johnny Cage
So the posterboy for Good Ol Wrasslin wants to fight in this Cage
Well then Let’s Go Cena, try and take center-stage
Looking at your acting credits, and it’s getting pretty sad
Dude, you went from being The Marine to being Fred’s Dad (Ooooo)
Let’s move on, I’m an actual fighter, does this look fake to you!
I take Orton’s babyface far more seriously than you, dude
Scene 1, Cena couldn’t throw one punch in my gut
Scene 2, Cage gives him a punch in the nuts
CM Punked by your fanbase, it really must suck
As much as you pucker up to McMahon for a quick buck
You must stick to the script before you get me to rage
Remember one thing though, Fruity Pebble, You Just Got Caged

John Cena
Go search for relevancy somewhere else, Mr. Dying Brand
I’ll leave you like in the second film, your whole career is in my hands
You can’t see me though, through those undercover cop shades
With your Stryker like physique, you should work for Sonya Blade
1, 2, 3, I won, give your broken legacy to your daughter
Get back backstage before I rearrange your whole posture
Facing me is a bigger problem, I go no holds barred
You’re pretty much screwed when I lower your health bar
You need an Attitude Adjustment, since you think you’re damn hard
Well I’ll go RAW on this dude who can’t even uppercut that far
I make my raps count while you couldn't step into the arena
Another failed blockbuster got busted by JOHHNNN CENNNAAAA

Johnny Cage
Your Time is Up Cena, you should leave the acting to the pros
Because in this Smackdown, you’re getting more fucked up than your nose!
With all this Playing with Fire, no wonder why rap didn’t want him
like your music career, you’re Batista Bombing and hitting Rock Bottom
Don’t talk about relevancy, when a prank call was your Revival
You don’t have a Legacy, you were handed out every title
Compared to the literal gods I fight with, you got no lethality
You’re just a phony Cena, So I’ll take you out with this verbal BRUTALITY

John Cena
You should of said “I Quit!’, your stubbornness will lose you this round
Your greatest wins can’t compare to THE 16 TIMES I’VE BEEN CROWNED
I carried the WWE, been the biggest entertainer since The Rock
While you’re video games consistently end up commercial flops!
Oh so you think your hot shit! Left every single record smashed!
But one quick Google search puts you below Crawford, Carson, & Cash
I’m done battling another fan, but there’s one thing i have to dispatch
How ironic that Johnny got his ass whipped in a lyrical cage match

John Cena vs Johnny Cage. remixed battle. by fightmarker.

Irish. 24 yrs old. I like to make music. I make Rap Battles.

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