Ciphers Of The Unknown | Tape #1

Battles I'm in / wrote for.

rap battles

things i'm in (not in order)

Rap Battles i'm in

The Upload

I was going to put something here like don't take this battle seriously but I can't lie it's catchy LMAOOO. 
no this battle doesn't really have a connection other than cult classic type things but honestly i just wanted to make it for fun in between serious battles LMAO

Thumbnail by Dani Onion Rings (thx bby)
Beat by Adamack.
Writing, vocals and mixing done by me.

Lyrics:
RAP BATTLE!
ROBOCOP!
VS!
PEE-WEE HERMAN!
BEGIN!


Robocop:
Robocop tops hacks like megacorporations
Your franchise's been forgotten with no hope of gentrification
You're not a kid's hero, you're a pedophile creeper
Search mode activated: Detecting a bullshitter
The fuck was Burton thinking spotlighting such a bother?
Bug eyes, ruffled collar. I wouldn't buy your movie for a dollar!
I say HB-no to your gimmicks, ride off before this ends in defeat
Your move, creep

Pee-wee Herman:
Kids, the secret words today are wannabe Judge Dredd!
Who for the rest of the world would've done better off dead!
Now I'll have you know that I respect authority!
But the only Cyborg I respect is if he's from D.C!
Get out my Playhouse you cyberpunk or I'll make you myself!
Ride in not out to Orion and hit him at the belt!
I'm at the pinnacle of kids television, must watch, can't diss them!
Least I'm consistent! Your remakes? Even you'd want to miss them!


Robocop:
Between entertainment and disturbing, you're at the border
Grown man with a case of dissociative identity disorder!
And Peter Pan Syndrome, it's evident from the crowd
that you're a washed up stand up-comedian that needs to sit down
If this was a dick measuring game your name stands up to task
Leaving you falling off the Big Top, my prime directive's kicking ass
But you have balls taking your alter ego off the shelf
Last I heard, the champion of kids was caught pleasuring himself

Pee-wee Herman:
Aahhh! Kids, he's a comedian; like me!
Spewing out jokes bone-dry and monotone in originality!
Like his voice, robotic Bane and Darth Vader!
I rule the Golden Age, you're a step behind the Terminator!

Robocop:
Your childish VHS tapes should be left in the Groundling!
No matter who heard your bird-like screeches, they'd want to give you a pounding!
I'm Cult Classic material, your legacy isn't hardy!
If I wanted to eat a Reuben, I'd slide into Arby's!

WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!
ON THE NEXT SERIOUS RAP BATTLE!!!

Pee-wee Herman VS Robocop: Rap Battle 4.

A duel between the lions commences. Which will come out victorious?

VinnyO as Roy
Alex the Beast as Simba
Flowtest stolen from Dustin
Beat prod by Dansonn
Thumbnail by Geon
Mixed by Dustin
Written by R the Writer

Roy:
I won't lose to one who lost faith in himself so why even bother
When I stampede and slaughter the track just like your father
Make my soldiers shake their spears, going ham on you hamlet
Roasting your entire kingdom and serving them at a banquet 
I'm flaming like my blade while all you emanate’s insipidity 
So with burns it's best not to test my fire affinity
Sure, you're showered with sequels and a remake to pad your income
But I only left behind legends, while you abandoned your kingdom

Simba:
A lion locking onto prey? That's the circle of life
When I roar out these raps, pridefully rocking the mic
I'm taking over with a hot bern that my bars have fostered
Your lines were filler like your inclusion in the smash roster
My storyline's continuations prove my fame is unyielding 
Couldn't match my strength even with the blade you're wielding 
Your cavalary's left cowering, their steeds I'll be devouring 
I'll mop the floor with your carcass in this second scouring

Roy:
Don't need any seals to outclass an outcast hermit
Who spent his days eating bugs and hanging out with vermin
I'm defeating thugs, determined to seal your fate like durandal 
You handle your bars worse than mufasa's mantle
You're lion if you say that your son's guard poses a threat
I've seen more advanced tactics from other mindless beasts I've met
Even your girl's pinned you, so don't mind if I implore that
You'd be better off like your uncle, a beaten up doormat

Simba:
I find it humorous that even in zephiel's insanity
He made the correct choice in giving up on humanity
I'm iller than eliwood, hell he would be a better enemy
Than a brat who's less known than his mother's identity
With your blade's flames, I'll write you off as a warm-up
Dropping you in this brawl, making you pay more than four bucks
This won't end with a cliffhanger, instead you'll fall off
I laugh in danger's face, but yours, prince? I scoff

Check out Vinny's album
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/no-signal/1348170683
https://play.google.com/store/music/album/Vinny_O_No_Signal?id=Be3un2s25gm5tmgjzyvdii64jq4

Roy Vs Simba - Rap Battle

Bork has ascended into the realm that us humans cannot quite comprehend--and never shall... Alas, he graced me with his presence for a series.

a new joke series which i think is unironically the best thing ever created

Bork as Toaster Strudel
Julian as Poptarts

LYRICS:
BORK AND JULIAN RAP BATTLES!
(this battle is an anime special)
POPTARTS!
VS!
TOASTER STRUDEL!
(who the hell is going to win? Let’s see!)

Poptart:
You don’t give people enough icing.
I got that shit dripping right off the sides.
Lettin’ it all hang out, this is already your lost fight,
Better get ready for freddy, I’m ‘boutta Pop the mic!
Fuck off, Hans Strudel, I like Hans Christian Andersen.
A man just asked which is better, shall you answer him?
I’m better, millions of units sold each year.
You need a packet; I’m built ready, hot or cold, c’mon, get near!

Toaster Strudel:
Gonna go alpha on this little crusty piece of ass.
Pillsbury-ing fakes in the ground real fast.
Bork as Peasant Child is the best cast.
Don’t need hundreds of flavors to leave you dead in last!
Fight me, bite me, I’m delicious, to be honest.
You didn’t pop anything, but Poptart’s gettin’ a popping!
I’m the boss, you lost, I logged Kellogg’s loss, believe it.
Something better just popped up, it was your penis. : )

BUT ARE THEY ALONE?!

WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!
ON THE NEXT BORK & JULIAN RAP BATTLE!

Poptart VS Toaster Strudel: The Best Soundcloud Rap Battle Ever Created.

Surprise! Welcome to Season 2.

Written, mixed and voiced by: Julian.
Thumbnail by: Legion.

Lyrics:
RAP BATTLE!
HOMER THE POET!
VS!
DANTE!
BEGIN!

Homer the Poet:
Stumble into this fight? And I thought I was the one who was blind.
Going on an Odyssey against an oddity; and this Devil May Cry.
I’m a Trojan, busting walls down in this fight to make thee fall like Troy, forlorn!
You defiled the term Sweet New Style. Your little movement’s been done before, And now I’m  already bored!

Dante Aligheri:
You couldn’t stand against my stanzas. I won’t pander, I’m a pander, dare to fight me?
There was nothing poetic about your verse structure, believe me, I know about rhyme scheme!
Fight me? Then spit it as you are, choose any of your gaggly plethora of languages!
Whilst I take the reins, I reign! And Dante Alighieri’s allegories are pentameters higher than Homer Simpson!


Homer the Poet:
And you claim to be better? Certainly don’t show it.
I’m anonymous and STILL a better Poet!
Your rap structure? Divine Comedy’s what it is!
Bring me to attention with some Tuscan Chicken!
You Italians don’t have a pot to piss in.
Be a critic? I started this big wit lit!
He who wrote Inferno can’t spit any fire.
I’m a Pantheon, and every layer of your pyre!
I’m toxic on the track; hemlock.
The Bedrock your turf was built upon!
You’re elastic while I stretch wide, Play-Doh.
Leading the people of Greece, just ask Plato!
You weren’t taught well enough, chances shot.
Even if you aren’t Great, here’s my school of thought!
While literature becomes even more fine.
I rule centuries, you’re buried in the sands of time!

Dante Aligheri:
I suppose I would expect the first clown to pick up a quill would write tales poor...
Whilst I wear the crown of the Three upon my head, I’ll knock the self-proclaimed one off of yours.
As if it’d make them more to my liking, you chose to rap your trash all fast.
Yet my words of rhyme scheme? You aren’t the only one to bring such to pass!
Sei fregato...
Yes, inspired for centuries.
Yet your Oddyssey? People want to start forgetting!
Talking to me about fire, are we?
Wrote the Iliad, yet your songs are ear-bleedingly alarming!
Your style is that of a swine, unrelatable!
Who wrote your sloppy works? Debatable!
Bring out LAYERS of Hell onto your fables!
People question your existence! What do you bring to the table?!
Middle Ages and yet I kick it modern!
It’s the Supreme against this honorless goner!
Slay a text suitor as my rhymes crescendo!
Your style’s Purgatory; in a perpetual limbo!
But alas, I understand zeros writing heroes!
From the sick I spit you’d best phone Hippo!
You’re a bust, and now I feel.
Left in the dust by betters is your Achilles Heel!

WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!
ON THE NEXT... RAP BATTLE!

Rap Battle Season 2 Battle 1: Homer the Poet VS Dante Alighieri

In this short rap battle we have Pancake from 60 Seconds vs Diogee from Milo Murphy's Law

Written by Tuna
Coverart by Dani
Mixed by Dustin
Beat by Kustom

Julian as Pancake
Tuna as Diogee

Lyrics:

Pancake:
It seems that in my expedition I found an item of no use
But I feel going Ruff would get me fined for animal abuse
Let me lay down the Murphy’s Law because I’m the dominant species
There’s no way to Bunker down when your rhymes Bucket feces 
Teds up, I spit rhymes sicker than any suitcase water
In lyrical war with me is where dog go to get slaughtered
Don’t follow me! “It’s too dangerous” you’re taking the L alone
Cause after I take the win they’ll yell “Diogee Go Home”

Diogee:
Expect it won’t be Unexpected to see you flat like a Pancake
I’ll make sure you Fall-Out, because this dog is getting baked
You’ve got “60 Seconds” to live, because your game is the worst
One thousand soups couldn’t get you to Shari-Cough up a good verse
You’re more bloated than Mary Jane and more ugly than the Mutant
There’s no getting past me even if you “Sneak like an army man”
You don’t need to bring an axe to know this dog’s of no need
Especially since you were forgotten after the Cat DLC

Pancake vs Diogee - Rap Battle

Smosh Games Vs Normal Boots

Epic Rap Battles Of Cartoons Vs Epic Cartoon Made Rap Battles Original

William has tiks vs The Tik tock

WvsW flowtest

Notch Vs Scott but its zander

Gorillaz VS Homestuck

Watch the video release here!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2E7UoyNfng

hee hee hee :)

Nekomancer as 2-D
Mancha as Sollux Captor

Sollux Captor:
the2e humanz call them2elve2 goriillaz? now what 2en2e doe2 that make
but who care2, there’2 no way you’ll wiin wiith paper for braiin2
kiidnapped every other week, no wonder your liife’2 lamentable
you thiink you’re meteor than me? you were liiterally a vegetable
you can’t 2urviive my optiic bla2t. thii2 2tu-pot ii2 2tupiid!
leave you wiith three dent2 iin your head once ii’m through wiith you, kiid!
from the voiice2 ii hear ii know that your death ii2 comiing
waiit...whiite eye2? 2hiit, are you already dead or 2omethiing?

2-D:
The sky’s falling Captor, drop out of this ‘fore it crash
Must be a Ghost Rapper with those unlively lines you spat
Trying to get through your slog of a story is hardly fun
It’s just a Sex Murder Party starring Kids With Guns
I’ll win this in a Blur, this beekeeper can’t throwdown
You’re blinded to the fact that your Last Frontier is Now Now
Program raps all you want, it’ll end just the same
‘Cause in this Game of Death you’ll be KO’d again

Written by Vivian
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Produced by Kustom

2-D VS Sollux Captor | RAP BATTLE!

ok so, holy fuck, our reboot's finally here my boys! (and girls, lol)
Trakked as Kano
Jade as Klaue
Beat by 2Deep
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by Trakked
Writers: Trakked, Redacted

Battle:
Kano:
Face the Black Dragon clan, and the Black Market man, 
with gettin’ a knife even deeper than Black Panther's father can.
I mean, you’re small fry, I’ll leave a shrimp fried with rhymes,
Taken by an evil cat, yet I’ve survived bullets for my crimes!
You’re pathetic, an unethical mess that I’m tryna face
Stole some tech from the Wakandans, and Klaue’s still put in his place!
So c’mon chump, I haven’t seen much o’ what ya can do
With or without the Klaw, you’re a shame to the MCU

Klaue:
Shoulda hopped into prison, but either way I’ll leave ya Cage-d
It’s safe to say you’re pretty weak with your arse kicked by Blade
Sonya’ll be doubting your own legacy and survival
When you face a Marvel even stronger than my comic rivals
It’s ironic, since the Genesis of your Superman stealings,
You tried the heart of being brutal, before you Wrecked it with Ralph dealings.
Now your rolling dice, rapping like your in a crappy mixtape,
So, go crawl back in your Kano-ball and accept your re-alitity fate.

Kano:
Alright, mate, you got me pissed now, your design shoulda stayed robotic
Ya got 2 measly cameos while we’ve had 11 installments!
This’ll be your Armageddon when I spit sick on this mic
But it’s not unlike the time when Killmonger took ya life
With a knife, I’ll cut your heart out, I’m a stone-cold assassin
I’m spittin’ venom like a Kobra! But I thrashed his ass too in the trashbin
Let’s see this eye-to-eye; I’ll shoot ya down with my beams
But this War won’t be Civil when I bring this Kombat to the screen

Klaue:
Oh please, at least my movie was successful, yours went down the drain
This Mortal lost his fight ever since the first game!
Couldn’t bring a hard-hitting punchline, but you’re from a fighting series?
‘Cos your questionable spectacles just bring up more queries!
Like, how does a guy with a robot eye fail overseeing being harmed?
My vibranium’s stronger than steel; i don’t even need to be armed!
So, keep this in mind whenever you try to betray your king again
Fights with me always go South, Korean ya into PAIN.

Kano vs Ulysses Klaue - Rap Cypher: REBOOT Premiere

Tomura Shigaraki : Swoldow EVGRB 
SCP-049 : Nekomancer

Beat Prod. : Tristan 
Mixed by : The Supah Master
Written by Kamren, Swoldow EVGRB, and Nekomancer
Idea inspired by Nooby
New Logo by Uncredited

Tomura Shigaraki : 
It seems that I'll be needing no assistance from my League of Villains
When I face the most overrated creature that his website's ever written!
You used to be tolerable, then you're added to Regalis's dropped fad
And now the only thing you infect is the contents of a preteen girl's Wattpad!
I mean just look at yourself, Mr. HoodedEdgyBirdAtHotTopic
With all the fanfics about yourself, your corpses aren’t the only ones rotten
Used to be compared to Creepypastas, never heard a connection stupider
When I've seen numbered docs done better from cryptic Youtubers

SCP-049:
Bonjour, je suis ton docteur pour aujourd'hui, Shigaraki;
Sent to cure the selfish brat who whines when he doesn't get his way
This doctor goes Hamm on the mic, with bars more fire than Dabi's flames
Got ill rhymes of my own compared to this subject testing for the Plague

Tomura Shigaraki :
Sheesh, I don't remember this one being converted to a Nomu
But with your ceased brain activity, I guess there's no difference for you
I'm surprised I could understand your writing, turn to your journals for example
Forget Euclid, this is one Keter threat your foundation can never handle 

SCP-049 : 
This literal walking facepalm proves why his league’s ruined collectively
Your abominations; defective, see. I rhyme the most effectively!
Received an entire arc about your crimes? How obscure
But do not be afraid of this, child; for I am the cure.
The restraints have been released, a Great Dying in this containment breach
So do not take that tone with me, leave the snapping to 173!
Your master killed your grandmother? Now ain't that some comedy gold?
Judging the look of your face, The Pestilence has already taken control

Tomura Shigaraki :
Between the heroes and yourself, I can't tell which one is more pitiful
Call yourself a doctor? At least Daruma's experiments were successful
Kurogiri, take this shit-Stain away, he's been a complete waste of my time
Left you and your creatures in the dust, like I'll soon do with All Might!

SCP-049 :
Even as the hands of your family cling onto their last bit of life
It still stands that my patients come out more alive!
Despite all the attention seeking, what really hurts, Tenko
Is that it appears your quirk's properties have only applied to the microphone

Tomura Shigaraki vs SCP-049 - My Hero Academia vs Anything! #1 (ft. Swoldow EVGRB & Nekomancer)

Jade as The Boner Pill Salesman
Dani as Sven
Written by Cole
Beat: https://instaud.io/3Zmz (When The Beat Drops by InsaneBeatz)
Cover art by Aaron G 
Mixed by Light

The Boner Pill Salesman (0:10-0:30):
I was expecting a good matchup, but ‘le blocky mutt has arrived’
The second time you’ll drown in flow, but this time you won’t survive
Doesn’t matter that you’re from Minecraft, I’m still the best MC
You’re as lost as Dinnerbone, trying to step up to me
Best hope your flame retardant, cause on this track I’m burning
Once I’m done testing this new subject I’ll leave you dead with Joergen
I’m seriously spilling T, Felix lost, and so have you
So many of your friends have died, half of your world is filled with tombs!

Sven (0:30-0:50):
I’ll be freeing your subjects from the hell you make them live in
Fighting me when you’ve scrapped your medics ain't a good decision   
Let’s talk about dogelore, who’s users sure ain’t fly like Klaus
A group of depressed millennials crying about their life through wacky dogs 
Your meme’s been melk-ed dry, I’m spilling blood and that’s a fact, see
I’ve got bedrock hard raps to collapse you and your factory
So much editing, at this point, you barely resemble a dog
Thank god your verse wasn’t like your story: painfully long!

The Boner Pill Salesman (0:50-1:00):
That verse was pretty cringe, bro, you’re running out of ideas
So badly put together, did you buy your raps from Ikea?
Not even my all of my products could harden your soft ass rhymes
Looks like the minecraft series is over, cause Sven just died

Sven (1:00-1:10):
Take a chromch out of this, you need decoys to stay alive
I’ll have you know, these aren’t the first creeper’s blows that I’ve survived
When it comes to flowing on a beat, I’ve seen better from Water Sheep
Now it’s finally time for Wonka’s knockoff to be put to sleep

TheBonerPillSalesman vs. Sven | Rap Battle

Cover art by SquidMan (effects by henry Jones)

CAST
Light  As Mr  Pickles 
Erin   As Fliqpy 

PRODUCTION
Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/123336/genres/gangsta-beats/blockness-monster
Beat by Tristan 
Audio Mixing by Jacob  
Written by Henry Trakked Powerpunk gamer 

Lyrics:

Mr pickles:
Let’s begin this Party, Animal, and give you a real reason to flip out
When I’m barking out these rhymes, you’ll lose more than a Tooth, no doubt
This Is not your battle, like Your Knife, you can’t Hide and Seek a win
You’re In Over Your Hedge if you think you’ll get away with your sins
Let’s Keep this Reel, Flippy, you’re not in war anymore
So quit acting delusional, like getting drunk before Season 4
I’ll leave you more impaled then when you were killed by Lumpy
This’ll be an Overkill  rap, for I’ll show Where you’ll Die like Labby 

Fliqpy:
Time to start this off with a bang, like it was a Tiger Bomb
That I’m dropping on this bitch. How am I supposed to stay calm?
Alright Scooby, Where are you? It’s  time to get Autopsy Turvy
So get out of your doghouse, if you think you have the nerve-y
More Weaponized than an Animal Regiment, cuz this soldier knows how to fight W.A.R. 
You won’t go out Without A Hitch, for I’ll Curve this Dead Man-ly whore
Your raps are plain Cheese, man, and it’s not just a Ball that’s Foul
I mean, what are you gonna do, little Border collie? Will you growl?

Mr pickles:
That verse was not Good, man. I’ll chew your head like if it was a chew toy
Ka-Pow! Like a double whammy, you’ve been knocked out, My Dear Boy
Why don’t you bite me more than love, as tell you what’s on my mind 
Why can’t this serial killer catch a break, as this bear’s show is falling behind
The fame of my cartoon, while you’re here today, gone tomorrow
This slasher will make you splatter with blood with my flow
Telling me to growl? Easy For You To Sleigh, for this doesn’t go “bow-wow”
It’s me you will follow, soldier, because I’M YOUR MASTER NOW 

Fliqpy: 
I’m Flippin’ you off like Burgers, for this will be quite the roast
For you are what you eat, as you’re almost as bloody as me. Almost.
From what Remains to be Seen, beating you will be quite the treat 
You never Jumped the Shark. Your Happy Trails never led to any achieved feats
Now you’ve seen my true rage, like how I took 133 lives
This battle’s survival count? 50%, for in the end you won’t survive
Your Silence won’t be a Random Act when I’m showing you who’s more frightening
Time to end this Vicious Cycle, like it was being struck by lightning

Mr Pickles VS Fliqpy Mixed - Rap War #1  (alternative)

Nightcore - Trust Fund Baby (Switching Vocals)

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Nightcore - Forget

"Other Side of The Screen" (100k Special)

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Light the Way

Itte (English Cover)【JubyPhonic】言って。

In the first issue of Ciphers of the Unknown, the three iconic entities from the SCP Foundation go head-to-head against three of the most well-known aliens contained within Area 51.

-CAST-
JoseMaster as SCP-173
underscored as SCP-049
Raichous as SCP-096

Alex the Beast as the Xenomorph
Razzy as Predator
Michael / Stark Media as E.T.

-WRITERS-
Michael, ColeDaCole, Fightmarker

Chiseled by: Kamren, Krystal

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: [REDACTED]
Logo made by: Michael / Stark Media
Beat By Tristan 
Mixing by Jordan

LYRICS: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ojbddI9eujA-VUx_-ihbYPNmpVqnW-pDfe1VVZdj2y0/edit?usp=sharing

The SCP Foundation vs Area 51 (OLD AUDIO) | Ciphers of the Unknown

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Nightcore - Waste Your Time

LAR80s / Fightmarker as Michael Myers
Vladimyr P. as Sam

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
MICHAEL MYERS
AGAINST
SAM
BEGIN

Michael Myers:
Coming hard on this Mike, I bring the fuel to ignite
This Myers spitting fire cross the pyers to incite a fright
Your pumpkin pie can’t ever stand up to my skills with this knife
Bleeding seeds and spilling guts; losing your Saturday Night Life
Don’t call me Austin Powers, I won’t answer to Wayne
The only schwing you’ll hear from me is my blade bringing the pain
You’re the Picard to my Kirk a Hallow-eenie mini me
Your Jack o’lanterns all smirk without any comedy
I couldn’t give a Shatner about your weak and bleak portrayal
When I feast on Samhain the preparation will be fatal
Just like Geoffrey Giraffe, you don’t want to grow up
And your film’s a Blockbuster; bankrupt.

Sam:
I’ll analyze your thoughts, you’re not as psycho as you seem
Bates Motel was scarier even without the shower scene
The blood I spill Covers-all, so zip it, and grab your mop
I’m the megamall of Horror while you’re just a Little Shop
You’ll mourn when the Thorn is torn, I ad-myer the forewarn
But you have the mind of a kid so join the Children of the Corn
So grab your kettle, pop it up, the show’s ‘bout to begin
You’ll bear true witness to the terror for I am the pumkin-gpin

Michael Myers:
Your Burlap Sack raps are wack, what’s hiding in your stash?
No Chocolate Bars, you’re lolly-gagging, since you couldn’t light a match
Box office zero, direct to blue-ray show, it’s such a pity
I’m filling seats at AMC; you’re on clearance at Party City
You’ll be Dead by Daylight once I nail you to the fence
Carpenter’s hammering nails will leave you hanging in suspense
I’m your creator but I’ll still cut you like my sister
You’re never scene in theaters; forever a d-lister

Sam:
If you’re wanting some suspense, then I guess I’ll take the lead
That chocolate covered pocket verse was worse than Halloween 3
That movie’s subtitle was Season of the Witch
But If you’d have been the star they’d call it Season of the Bitch
The Zombies Robbing of your win, in Grave danger of what’s within
You got no Spirit-Halloween, so I will cleanse you of your sins
Loomis calls you pure evil, but I think it’s just clickbait
Have a glass of H20, because you need some to rehydrate!
The Pumpkin Patch is open, come and pick your harvest boon
Just Stop clowning around, and IT will all be over soon
You’re a disgrace to the night of October 31st
Trick ‘R Treating’s my bag, so you’ll leave this battle cursed

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writers: Vlad and John P.
Beat Producer: Dansonn
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad

Michael Myers (Halloween) vs Sam (Trick ‘R Treat). Sinister Rap Battles

It might be a tad late for Halloween, but there's always time for a spooky meme! Thanks for tuning in to another Meme Melee, featuring Doot Doot against Spooky Scary Skeletons. Two spooky memes goin' at it, but who will come out a-head in this battle? Only one way to find out!

-CAST-
Alex as Doot Doot
Raichous as Spooky Scary Skeletons

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: Michael / Stark Media
Written by: Michael / Stark Media, Fightmarker, Mason
Mixed by: Vladimyr P.

Doot Doot (0:14 - 0:42):
Doot Doot, comin’ through! It’s the best halloween meme that kick starts this holiday
“Internet’s Spookiest Meme” doesn’t get much better than that, wouldn’t you say?
Comin’ from the abyss it’s Skull Trumpet, answering the call of duty
Linin’ up these lyrical headshots like it was Call of Dooty
This outdated fad meme sure ain’t Shooting Stars
I spit Gold that even Andrew would be jealous of my bars
There’s no way you get my Seal of Approval, for doesn’t take much to dissect
You’re in LeWrongGeneration who’s forever staying an outdated Disney reject

Spooky Scary Skeletons (0:42 - 1:11):
Spooky scary skeletons, sending disses with these lines
Shrieking notes from subpar trumpeting, will make your ears bleed tonight (Yikes!)
We promise this frightening flow will send shivers crawling up your back
The spirit of 1929 has come to haunt you on this track! (Boo!)
Rising from the grave to teach wannabe-Louie a lesson, like
I mean seriously, you got famous for a noise made on a bike?
You couldn’t frighten a child because it’s clear you lack the backbone
Sending you back to hell while I’ll go back to Living in my Tombstone

Dwight With a Pumpkin on His Head (1:11 - 1:40):
False! I’m sorry Mr. Skeletons, I don’t want to socialize
But I’ll take great pleasure in watching the light die from your eyes
Serving these lines and rhymes like they were pumpkin pie with a crunch and
I’ll be leaving your verses more hollow than three hole punches
“Internet’s spookiest meme”? Identity theft is not a joke, see?
If it is, please report to HR, cuz frankly you’re not even on par compared to me
Dance for me skeletons! Your superior demands it of you!
Like waiting for my pumpkin your shoddy rotting lines should come to pass too

Skeleton with a Gun (1:40 - 2:09):
BANG BANG! Looks like there’s been some shots fired!
I got a bone to pick with all of you, these dead memes need to be retired
Poppin’ some calcium caps into your skulls and rattle you to your core
Gettin’ on my nerves more than Jon, but there’s no telling what I have in store!
Tibia honest, your attempts to do any harm are straight up humerus
Against my sans-ational rapping, I can feel it in my bones your loss is numerous
It usually takes a lot, but you numbskulls have gotten under my skin
So just be careful next time you check your closet, I’ll be waitin’...


Goosebumps (2:22):
Coming in to end this battle, any rappers beware
If you were expecting anything less than a true scare
A couple seconds on Jontron, that’s what all of you deserve
I’m a Fox Kids classic, best buzz off or get served
Your horror-ible raps are terrifying, going unparalleled
Stine’s on my side while Dwight’s on the level of Seinfeld
The undeniable king of Halloween, the scariest around
These undead memes should’ve stayed buried in the ground

Dani Frias as Dwight with a Pumpkin on His Head
Fightmarker as Skeleton with a Gun
Raichous as Goosebumps

Doot Doot vs Spooky Scary Skeletons | Meme Melee Halloween Special

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1KaXIpOb3DxLNuno8q9sf3Q2YdGWROYTuQfkCfQIvFaM/edit?usp=sharing

The Beatles vs The Monkys - Epic Rap Battles of Damn Daniel

-CAST-
Vladimyr P, Dani Frias, Raichous, Alex the Beast, GamingPlush64, Michael / Stark Media and underscores as Zalgo
[REDACTED] as Cthulhu

-WRITERS-
[REDACTED], Michael / Stark Media, and [REDACTED]

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: Vladimyr P. and Michael / Stark Media
Beat By Dansonn
Mixing by Vladimyr P.

-LYRICS-
ANNOUNCER
Welcome, weary traveler, to Ciphers of the Unknown
Today's matchup is: Zalgo
And
Cthulhu
Commence!

Zalgo  (0:31 - 1:17):
Your cult rooms will be filled with gore as HE COMES to leave his mark
On this hentai monster who’s become nothing but joke fuel for South Park
Looking Sad, Satan? I've been waiting a century for you to spit a good rap
What kind of Dark Lord gets squashed by a sword that shoots out kitty cats?!
Read the text, squidward. my plague starts to spread ‘cross the land
That wipes out this gimmick with relevance more dead than the star that’s in my hand
Please! My candle’s light outshines all that you can spit in this
Kelly’s carnage incarnate’s bars leave squids sleeping with the fishes!
You’re no Necronom-icon! Forgotten when ‘zilla hits the stage!
Telling me you got into politics? (Heh) I’d rather vote for Kanye!
Best go back to startling gamers, for ZALGO is 7 times the rapper
This little munchkin’s been tarnished and now we can start the next chapter..

Cthulhu (1:17 - 2:17):
Zalgo claims to be a god, but he’s barely short of the Funnies
But even when this comic’s stripped down, Zalgo’s just a pitiful plaything for kiddies
So fear the Call of Cthulhu, the true Lovecraftian creation
You’re an outdated fad meme, rejected by the SCP Foundation
This Deviant’s Art is tasteless! Creepypasta crap, nothing new  
You have a song? Do you hold hands and prance around with infants too?
And the ear rape? Glitched font? That’s your method of inflicting pain?
Being eyeless won’t help you, just hearing me will make you go insane!
Your lyrics are unspeakable; but when it comes to stories I’m the pinnacle; invincible
But your chance of winning is like your reality status to your creator: fictional
Like you said I have cult followers, what do you have? Children who think you’re scary?
Just check Behind The Wall and see it’s me who’s taking the victory!
Seven goddamn mouths, you’d think at least one would try to win
It’s quite un-4chan-ate, but I’ll still be leaving this flightless Bird Boxed in
(Yelling) I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF CHAOS, BUT IF HE’S INSISTENT ON PERSISTENCE
I’LL CONTROL HIM, ALTERNATE HIS LIFE, AND DELETE HIM FROM EXISTENCE

Zalgo (2:17 - 2:25):
That’s enough from the kraken, thought I told you to shut it
This is boring me, perhaps you’d rather face off with one of my puppets

Zalgo as Garfield (2:25 - 2:40):
(Yawn) What’s this? Looks like Jon tried making calamari
But I’ll kick him off the track like Odie, and this time, I’m not sorry
Z͜͡͡AL͟͡G҉́Ò '͢͞S͟ ̀͡A͝͡R͠R̷̛IV̢̛E҉͞D̡ ͞A̸̶Ń̢D̴̵ ̀I̡T͏͠' ͠҉͡S̶ ͏U̷N̸͏̢W̷̴̡IS͜É ̀T̷̷͞O̧ ̧̀T͟͏͝H͝͏I͞N҉K͟҉ ͟͞T͘͞HA̛T͜͟ Ý̢OU҉̶ ̵̡̛C̷̨͝AN̡͢ ҉̡̕D͘͞E̶FE҉A̧͜T HI͡M͡
C̷͠͏A̢͜ŲS̡͘È H̀͢E͟ '͜҉̨ĹL̵͘ ̀C̵OR̛̕R̵͘Ù́̀P̷T҉ ̡YǪ͠U̶͘R̴̨͢ ̛́M̷ED͏̷̀I҉̡A͞,̸ ̶̧LE͏A̸͞V̛I̛͞͠N̸Ģ̧̡ ͝Y̶O͠͝U͘R ̢̨͞P͠A̸̡T͢H͝E̡T̨Ì͜C̶̵ ͠B̷ǪOK҉̕S͜͝ ̵͡T̵O̵̢R̀N̡ ̵T̕O ͢͝PI̴E̴͏C̀E̕S̡

Zalgo (2:40 - 2:47):
What a Weird Tale that you’ve woven, saying that you’re superior to me
It’s Something Awful really, but now I’ve finally put an end to your series


Cthulhu (2:47 - 3:03):
Putting on a Puppet show to fight your battles for you? It’s honestly such a Loss
So Dream No More, this is the one and only time that our paths will cross
It’s time I return to my realm and leave this simple post archived, dismissed
They say “Zalgo’s coming”, but even after this I’m still waiting for a good diss... (Malevolently Chuckles)

ANNOUNCER
Who Cracked the Case?
Who Should Cypher Next?
Comment Down Below
And prepare yourselves for the next
Ciphers of The Unknown

Zalgo vs Cthulhu | Ciphers of the Unknown

Deegle as Mario
Fightmarker as Sonic

Mario:
It’s a me, Mario, and I’m from Italianese
This is the 2nd time that you’re battling me
I star in great a-games such as Mario Galaxy
I’ve also committed several acts of arson on your family
Look at that haircut, get this dude a fucking razor
And don’t stop shaving ‘till he’s bald as a raisin
I’m gonna make a blue balls joke because your balls are blue
Elise told me that she won’t ever return your calls to you

Sonic:
Sorry Mario, but when it comes to rapping skills you’re lacking that
I’ll beat you on the racing track but also on the rapping track
I’m rapping fast, this flabby man just drags his ass down manholes
You gotta go fast! Cause you’re a fat fucking asshole
Let’s talk about the time I met Princess Peach in the aisle
I gave her my golden ring and we kissed for a while
Then I took her to my bedroom and I pulled out my cock
Mario, just get a job

Mario:
Remember when you got tortured for months in prison, locked?
I was watching through the window and laughing my ass off
I’m the one with the class, Hog, I’ll make you cry and pout
I’ll get F.L.U.D.D, Cappy and Luma to stomp you out

Sonic:
Mamma-mia? More like mammafucker
I had sex with your mother last night, that’s how I met your mother
New mario game! Slam your head into a concrete wall
Why don’t a-you go eat a-your a-spicy meatballs?

Mario:
Yo what the fuck Sonic? That was kinda racist
I’ll use it as the basis for my twitter callout, ‘k bitch?

Sonic:
No wait, that’s not what I meant, i-it’s a common saying
Italians are my favourite kind of people’s what i’m saying

Mario:
Bullshit! Let’s a go to the court case on monday
It’s mario time to sue you and it won’t be a fun day

Sonic:
Oh no! I don’t have the money to pay him
If only someone could come and distract the situation

Pac-Man:
Coming out of the arcade machine, it’s time for Pac-Man’s verse
Because I am the original, so I am going first
I was made by Masaya Nakamara in 1980
And that is the main reason that you fuckheads shouldn’t face me
You think you’re spectacular? You’re smoking Pac-ula
I’ll crack-ula your back-ula, with my rap attack-ula
When they told me my opponents, I fucking cried
Your franchises are dead, like Inky, Blinky, Pinky and Clyde
I ate a Power Pellet and it feels like someone shook me
Call me Battle of the Month scores cause I’m higher than I should be
Mario, go back to having sex with Luigi
And Sonic, go home and eat some linguini

Mario:
Yo, yo, yo, hold up, that a-verse was wack, man
Who the hell says “when I grow up, I wanna be Pac-Man”?

Sonic:
Yeah, Mario’s right Pac-Man, go fuck yourself
When I saw Pac-Man World, I knocked it off the shelf

Pac-Man:
Mario and Sonic sitting in a tree
S-E-X-X-I-N-G
I’m the best video game of all time, by far
I’ll crash into you with, MY-

Mario and Sonic:
LOOK OUT!

Jose as Pac-Man
Written by Psytube
Mixed by Psytube
Approved by Psytube

Super Mario vs Sonic the Hedgehog 2 - Intense Lyrical Arguments

Beat by Kustom
Written and Mixed by Icer

Icer as Kermit the Frog
Fightmarker as Yoshi

Lyrics:

Yoshi:
Look, I know you've got some competition being a frog meme
But I just want to teach you what exactly the word Brawl means!
You're acquainted with Elmo, but this is Mario World
And it doesn't seem like you know much of saving a girl!
Regarding your creator, you're an object for his stories
And no disrespect to Henson but your portions really bored me
I'm leaving Pepe's unwanted cousin down for the count see?
I've got the warp pipe to victory, so allow me
Hands so far up your rear it's like you're asking for an ass beating
Even though you're made of fabric you'd be on the floor bleeding!
And like your other actions, it's already been decided:
I'm dissecting this frog, call it high school science

Kermit:
Tell me again, when did the dinos go extinct?
‘Cause it looks like it's gonna happen now, methinks
Used to being around children's nursery stories
But I'm disturbed; a dinosaur right here is trying to vore me!
I'm gonna blast your raps and master with a whack hat
Count your tax evasion charges before they hatch!
I know children don't like anger but it's a rap battle so fuck it
I'm gonna rapid fire the hottest rhymes, call it a Shoot-em-Muppet!
Sure you can go off on a tangent about my role in comedy
And think I'm a joke, but your rhymes ain't Most Wanted, honestly!
So what else is there before I stop? I wouldn't say there's much
Cause it's cut when Mario throws you out for one more double-jump!

Kermit The Frog vs Yoshi. Icer's 12-12 Battles #5.

In this thrilling third installment of Ciphers of the Unknown, it's a matchup of "playful" proxies fighting to become the supreme being. Who won? That's up for you to decide...

Lyrics and Info: https://docs.google.com/document/d/16spbfi5SWZkRSuCqz36MuP391LGWhIRVJZlhq0isak8/edit?usp=sharing

"Slender Man vs The Observer"? | Ciphers of the Unknown

Welcome, weary travelers, to the first installment of Ciphers Of The Unknown. Today we have two anomalies of the Minecraft universe going pixel-to-pixel in this rap battle. Who won? Who's next? Well, I guess you'll find out in the next Ciphers Of The Unknown!

Production:
Raichous as Herobrine
Snakebite126 as Shitass


Cover Art by Michael Stark
Written by: Michael Stark
With additional help from: MetaMachine, GamingPlush64, and SimplyRazzy
Beat produced by Tristan
Mixed by GamingPlush64

LYRICS:
ANNOUNCER
Welcome, weary traveler, to Ciphers of the Unknown
Today's matchup is: Herobrine
Versus
Shitass
Commence!

Herobrine (0:13 - 0:53):
Stepping from the sHadows, Herobrine has come to spit a rhyme
Just step to my shrine, and then you’ll find who is STILL in their prime
It’s time to speedrun this verse, please tell me, I’m baffled:
Hey Shitass... wanna see how a true cryptid rap battle’s?
Coming out of the mineshafts, you’re bound to die fast; come at me, you’ll end up worse and
You can check the signs that I’m fully fledged out while you look like you’re stuck in the first draft
So just go to your corner and whine, brat; you’re just a shitty memE with a smile cracked
While, bitch, I’ll give you a mind blast; I’m ownin’ the game, call it Brine-craft!
Herobrine! Just hearing my name makes players piss their pants!
Your gimmick’s only played for laughs, you’re just an insignificant ant
Just peer amidst the trees, you’ll find my pyramids with ease
I’ll be jammin’ to disc 11 with all my victims BOWING on their knees

Shitass (0:53 - 1:21):
Was that your whole verse? Man, that was the worst
You’re about to end up like your stupid memes... heckin’ cursed
You just teleport like the Enderman, a copy of a copy
My powers you can’t comprehend,  I make your cheesy shit look sloppy
You call yourself scary? Well, Error 404, this Entity’s not found
Stick your victory in your 2x2’s, in the catacombs buried deep underground
This bug’s gettin’ patched out, no more child-like schemes
Just Look through all my videos, you’ll see I’m the expert at crushing Dreams

Herobrine (1:21 - 1:48):
I’m the sole reason you even stand (stand), I’m trapping your soul in the sand (sand)
You’re digging a hole straight through the ground with how shittily your disses land (land)
You’re delusional, you don’t bed-rock, I’m putting you in a deadlock
Capture ya, body ya, disPerse your pixels, and outline you with red chalk
You could never amount to my fame, even your name proves you’ve got no class
Just look at ya: shit design, zero lore, and not to mention rhymes that’re absolute ass
Don't bother to try and come back, your fame ended with TikTok, didn’t you know?
(Laughs) There’s no Surviving this Hardcore Mode

Shitass (1:48 - 2:28):
You’re tunneling for disses, but still ended up empty-handed (Ooh!)
The true Unsolved Mystery is how you survived when your relevance crash-landed (Ha!)
Now it’s time for my Meat harvest, turning you into a carcass
Tried to amount to the creator’s brother, but it seems you missed the Mark-us
You need to update your rhymes old man, because those lines were dated as hell
You’re stuck in an open beta, clickbaiting children, anyone can tell
I’ll post your defeat online, get that clout, with these Reddit Gold-en Apple bars
You may have started a horror genre, but I’m the one shootin’ for the stars
Can’t remove my blocks, “Hero-whine”, so why you gotta griEve, man?
When all it takes is two pixels and boom! You’re back to Steve! (Damn!)
You may have started off as a joke, but now I’m the one who’s laughin’
Now without you in the picture, it’ll be my win they’ll be photographin’

ANNOUNCER
Who won this blocky battle?
Who Should Cypher Next?
Comment Down Below
And prepare yourselves for the next
Ciphers of The Unknown

Herobrine vs Shitass | Ciphers Of The Unknown

A Rap Battle Series created by Michael / Stark Media and Fightmarker in 2019.

YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_s_RlYDleWctuk24wWB_FQ

It's crew consists of:
-VGhlIEZhY2UsIE5vdCBBIERlbW9u
-Michael / Stark Media
-[REDACTED]
-Vladimyr P.
-Trakked
-Fightmarker
-GamingPlush64
-[REDACTED]
-[REDACTED]
-Rabi
-Snakebite126
-MetaMachine
-Mason G.
-[REDACTED]
-Nick
-Jake S.

The series will include cryptids and other horror-related characters in media. More battles on the way...