We got our tickets and our bags are packed
Dom and Lisa are coming too
Fightin bears with good time Charlie
And truck stop honeymoon

We're going to Kansas City
Its a lovely midwest tour
We're going to Kansas City
So we can sleep on Sara's floor

Maybe a blizzard will ground our plane
we'd have to stay for good
and find KC jobs and KC wives
Learn to love our new KC lives

Winfield comes but once per year
How could we wait that long?
Makes more sense to pack our shit
and show up unannounced

O! Kansas City's calling
Its a party all the time 
regardless of what they tell us
We'll drink until we're blind 

S6:W4 Kay Cee - by The Bee Tees

Cell phone recording...with the live fade out...ahthankyou.

Pure Imagination

21 Jump Shark

Prayer Shack

i was in your bar the other night
i feel as though i may have
left something behind

he said im sorry sir nobody turned in anything 
like that last night

damn

your barbacks hat looks just like mine

check the lost and found

Lost and found

they came true. 
your dreams of wealth and fortune came to be
it found you-( money..money..money)
 more than you know what to do   
and true love, 
was by your side all along way
then it left you
 
how are you?   illbetchafeel
dead-inside-out-cast-aside
do you feel used?
was it something else
you refuse to admit to
gamble it all away
these days, every day's a rainy day
all see you all in
see you in hell

i cant take it with me
you sure as shit aint gonna take it with you

imma jump in my Audi and take a ride
gamblegamblegamblegamblegambleDIE
imma jump in my Bentley and take a ride 

oh shit you won again,  sorry about your luck, my friend, 
i guess ill see you again on saturday

It Found You

We Don't Call 'em Heroes in Hell

well she made some real nice songs
shes been MIA for weeks now,
suspect in countless crimes,
and now shes on the run      
 we dont know if shes dangerous,
so we'll hire some kids to find her
does anybody here know what became of sara?
she may have took her bike,
to the mountains of colorado
shes grainy and elusive,  
like a bigfoot in the trees    
she may be seeking gold and riches,
in the city of el dorado 
has anybody here seen sara?
just follow the trail of bodies to missourah
and bike like a psycho cross the country AND BACK!
she was seen in Cali forn eye eh
man, that place is so big
we've lost 5 child actors 
on this hunt today
its not as bad as it seems
we made em all sign waivers tell me
does anybody here know what became of sara?

McJagger

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