Business Traveling (Dimension Bill Edwards cover)

In honor of Cupini's making the World's Largest Noodle ---- October 15th, 2012 ---

Worlds Biggest Noodle

Prairie Village: The Founding of a Sex Cult

National Anthem for the nation of New Landland. Oh hail to thee. Written November 2019 for Ditty Crankers song writing challenge.

NEWLANDLANDWAVE.WAV

Cheers to California

You've been Employee of the Month
for at least the past year.
And not just because
There's only 2 workers here

You work so hard
You know my car
My food is ready
My heart is heavy... with lard

You see my Subaru
Through the window just pull in
I see my hero, two
Already the meat's a grillin'

You're on the grill
You're on the trash
I'm in a rush
I've got the cash

You're a hero
Nothing says I love you like a Hero
I've got a place in my gut for that Hero
And since you're the one that made it, you're my hero

I don't know your name,
But you know my order;
A hero, no bun, over fries, in a bucket
to go!

You discount
You ring me out
I say thank you
You say you too   (come again)

You're a hero
Nothing says I love you like a Hero
I've got a place in my gut for that Hero
And since you're the one that made it, you're my hero

You're a hero
Nothing says I love you like a Hero
I've got a place in my gut for that Hero
And since you're the one that made it, you're my hero

Session 1, Song 3: Mr. HERO

He's got a murderous stare and wild crazy hair
All his costumes are made of bear

He puts his hair up in a basket
All his straws are made of plastic

Stealing candy from babies and poppin kids balloons
He's got a minion army of rabid baboons

My Hero...is an Anti-Hero...My Hero

He doesn't like to go out at night ya he'll
Start a fight in broad daylight

He'll teach you a lesson in microaggression
Call you the wrong pronoun just for some tension

Slappin puppies and clubbing baby seals
He'll drink your tears and eat nothing but veal

My Hero...

He'll put lemon juice in your paper cut
Ya we all know that hurts so much

Doesn't care about political correctness
He'll say whatever he wants just to test it

Walks across the street when the light is red
Ya someday he'll probably end up dead

My Hero...is an Anti-Hero

Anti-Hero

This is part of the annual White Elephant Christmas Song Exchange in which names are placed in a hat and drawn, and whomever you get, you must cover one of their songs.

I had the pleasure of covering one of Alec Danger Schumann's song, Robot Toys; https://soundcloud.com/alec-danger-schumann/robot-toys

Here's my cheezy Jazzy version.

Robot Toys! (an Alec Danger Schumann cover)

Technology sucks why don't you work? You just updated no, don't install updates now. Do I have to rely on you? Virtually pay for printer ink?! Look at the road! You should'a told me to include an upper case and lower case letter, special character, and numbers before I thought of this password. Let me talk to a human now! It's infuriating. I hate automated services! Technology sucks! No special characters. Wi-Fi not found. This device does not support your software. Press 0 to talk to an operator Please hold let me transfer you to a different department. Hello, this is Google. I just need to clarify information. Micro USB? Mini USB? No, USB C! 4 million emails. I have so many different connections. Electronic waste. That's not what I typed you stupid auto correct. I wish it was 1999.

Technology Sux!

floridaman

When you've been quarantined for a week, you come up with stupid ideas and have nothing but time to make them a reality.

floridaman

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