The IT clown sounds like he would be happy to cut your nuts off.Ha! Scary

@cartoonmusicguy: Ben, Thanks for your review, Brother! Yes, Just Plain Folks called put this song in the Novelty genre, but it's more like Stephen King's IT book about an evil clown. No, those aren't farts, but are the breathing sounds between Ian Hayes vocals that unfortunately weren't taken out, Ben. Let's hope of our 3 songs I can win one of the genres with Just Plain Folks. Have a nice Sunday, Ben. Your friend, and fan, Clay

Hidden signs of the zodiac

Hidden signs of the zodiac [Score]

Brand new trance track for the start of the week.

The Calling

The Calling [Trance]

In the month of May we can think warmer thoughts and play warmer music. Thanks to Chris Morton for the use of his nylon-stringed Martin. I also sang and played acoustic bass guitar, trumpet and violin. Thanks for listening!

Mi Corazon

John Duffin collaborated to a song I wrote way back in 1989. Amazing collaboration by John. ENJOY the song. Clay Wilson P.S. Photo of the genius John Duffin when he was little. Uploaded by Clay Wilson. Lyrics below.


JO-TO
Lyric & Music/John Duffin & Clay Wilson 

Chorus: JO-TO may be brighter,
But that doesn’t mean better.
JO-TO may be brighter,
But that doesn’t mean better.
JO-TO may be brighter,
But that doesn’t mean better.
JO-TO may be brighter,
But that doesn’t mean better.

(Instrumental Break)

Verse: JO-TO was a jewel;
Made straight A’s in school.
He was a genius
With the mind of an Einstein, JO-TO.
He was a rebel
With the mind of John Lennon, JO-TO.

(Chorus)

(Instrumental Break)

Verse: JO-TO was no fool;
Why were they so cruel?
They felt quite threatened
By their own false perceptions, JO-TO.
They felt quite lessened
By their own self-deception.

Chorus: JO-TO may be brighter,
But that doesn’t mean better.
JO-TO may be brighter,
But that doesn’t mean better.
JO-TO may be brighter,
But that doesn’t mean bitter.
JO-TO may be brighter,
But that doesn’t mean bitter.

(Instrumental Break to End)

© 1989, 2013 Clay Wilson & John Duffin
All rights reserved

Seventh Heaven +/- 2

Jo-To

One of the best versions of this emotive song. Could be about a wedding or about God, but whatever it means to you is what counts. ENJOY! Clay Brian Wilson

Vocals: Susie Hulcher

Music Performed by: Jeff Lantz

Concise Edit by: Maynard James 
 
WHEN I FIRST MET YOU
Music & Lyric/Clay Wilson & God

Short instrumental Intro. with crescendo: 

Chorus: The first time [English translated from French chorus]
I knew I loved you
All my life I was waiting for you
What would be my life without you?
(Ah) I love you
All my life I was waiting for you
I always knew it was you

Chorus: Des la premiere fois          
J’ai su que je t’aimais
Toute ma vie je t’attendais
Que serait ma vie sans toi
(Ah)  je t’aime
Toute ma vie je t’attendais
J’ai toujous su que c’etait toi


Instrumental Verse:



Chorus: WHEN I FIRST MET YOU
I knew what I wanted
I waited all my life for you
Was fated all my life for you
I adored you
I waited all my life for you
WHEN I FIRST MET YOU I knew...

(The first chorus is sung in French, and is a translation in part of the second chorus from English to French).



© 1979, 1997, 1998, 2023 Clay Brian Wilson & God
All rights reserved

Major Seventh Heaven Music

When I First Met You (French Full New Edit)

"I Am Not Who They Think I Am" is in the Novelty Song Nominees in the 2017 Just Plain Folks Music Awards Nominations out of 240,000 songs. For entertainment purposes only. A song that depicts Stephen King's horror book IT. Thanks in advance if you listen and review, Folks!~~~Clay Wilson

I AM NOT WHO THEY THINK I AM
Lyric & Music/Clay Brian Wilson
Music Production/Adrien Stein
Vocal/Ian Michalski
Broadway Song and Play for Entertainment Purposes Only

Chorus: I AM NOT WHO THEY THINK I AM
I’m fiercer than the Son of Sam.
I wear the face of cherry clown
Behind my mask, a beast abounds.
They’ll never know who lures them in (Laughs)
Who lurks behind a leering grin.
But I know who I really am
I’m fiercer than the mortal man.

Verse: Bring me down
Where I dream
Underground
Far from those I fool. (Laughs)
Here I plan
Here I scheme.
Understand
Get them after school. (Laughs)

Chorus: The bus is in the neighborhood
I’m waiting by the trees and woods.
I’m selling ice cream (I scream!) by the road
Just waiting while the bus unloads.

Verse: Bring you down
Where I live
Underground
You innocent lamb.
You’re surprised
You won’t live!
I surmise
You know who I am.

Bridge: We will get him at his game
He’ll pay for his evil deeds!
His life we will surely claim
Soon as we get some new leads!

(Instrumental Interlude) Spoken Word: Ian Michalski

Spoken Word: As the chief of police in this fair city
I’m personally issuing a warrant for any red-nosed
baggy pants Harlequin freak who dares to walk
the same streets as our children!
That’s right folks; it’s an all-out war on Bozo,
and absolutely no clown is free from legal scrutiny!
I’d like you all to be forewarned that these individuals
are to be considered armed and extremely silly!

Chorus: I AM NOT WHO THEY THINK I AM
I’m fiercer than the Son of Sam.
I wear the face of merry clown
Behind my mask, a beast abounds.
They’ll never know who lured them in
Who lurked behind a leering grin.
But theirs is an ill-fated plan
‘Cause I’M NOT WHO THEY THINK I AM! (Laughs)

© 1993, 2012, 2018, 2019 Clay Brian Wilson
(p) 2012 Adrien Stein & Ian Michalski
All Rights Reserved
NEWEST LYRIC UPDATE!
HE IS NOT WHO WE THINK HE IS (BOZO THE IT COBRA)
Music & Lyric/Clay Brian Wilson

Chorus: HE IS NOT WHO WE THINK HE IS
He’s fiercer than a cobra’s kiss.
Around his face a cobra crown
Behind his hood, a beast abounds.
We’ll never know who lures them in 
Who lurks behind a leering grin.
But he knows who he really is
He’s fiercer than a cobra’s hiss.

Verse: He goes down
Where he dreams
Underground
Far from those he fools. 
There he plans
There he schemes
Understand
Get them after school. 

Chorus: The bus is in the neighborhood
He’s waiting by the trees and woods.
He’s selling ice cream by the road
Just waiting while the bus unloads.

Verse: Bring them down
Where he lives
Underground
Those innocent lambs.
They’re surprised
They won’t live
He surmises
They know he’s the man.

Bridge: We will get him at his game
He’ll pay for his evil deeds!
We will never be the same
Till we watch his lifeblood bleed!

(Instrumental Interlude) Spoken Word: As the chief of police in this fair city I’m personally issuing a warrant for any red-nosed, baggy pants Harlequin freak who dares to walk the same streets as our children! That’s right folks; it’s an all-out war on Bozo, and absolutely no clown is free from legal scrutiny or any other creature! I’d like you all to be forewarned that this individual is to be considered armed and extremely silly!

Chorus: HE IS NOT WHO WE THINK HE IS
More blinding than a cobra’s spit.
Around his grace a cobra crown
Behind his hood, a beast abounds.
We’ll never know where they have been
Who lurked behind that fear and sin.
But ours was an ill-fated twist
‘Cos HE’S NOT WHO WE THINK; HE'S IT! 

Outrage by Authorities & Communities: 
His was no price in any pain
For many who have been slain!

© 1993, 2012, 2018, 2019 Clay Brian Wilson
All Rights Reserved

IT Clown

I Am Not Who They Think I Am

I Am Not Who They Think I Am (Ian Michalski As The IT Clown & Adrien Stein Music Production)

Hoss 'n Lurleen kickin it REEEALLY oldskool, a pre-1965 Motown girl group. I genetically cloned two additional copies of Lurleen, and gave them bouffant hair-do's and sparkling evening gowns. The slogan for Motown was "The Sound of Young America" so we gave the song 21yo lyrics. The singer's dude dumps her, she's torn between, "You #@%$&!!!" and, "We had something special, if you can just give up your young man's roamin ways..." I played live snare drum, the rest of the kit was MIDI, as was piano, harp and chimes. I played acoustic bass guitar, electric guitar, trumpet, trombone, alto & baritone saxes. Hoss' Trivia Question: If anyone can name the real Motown song this was inspired by, you get a cookie. Thanks to KMH Music for use of the bari and snare, and thank YOU for listening!


My Soul's Been Left Behind

Perhaps i have a goofy reputation, granted... On the rare occasion i attempt a serious love song or sad song, i read reviews, "It was hilarious, sounded just like ZAPPA!" For this one i actually tried to sound like him, can't match the compostion or chops, moreso the playfulness and absurdity. How did this come about?  Honest, Lurleen made a simple spaghetti and sauce dinner. And the jokes never stopped. Many songs require standard horn sections of trumpet, sax and trombone, for this one i used my horns that don't get as much of a workout. Reeds were Bb clarinets and alto clarinet, brass was (french)  horn, Eb rear-bell mellophone, and alto horn. I also played bass guitar and electric guitar. Drums, timpani, keyboards, xylophone and vibraphone were MIDI. Thanks for listening!


She's Got a Spork

<p>President Trump&rsquo;s 2020 State of the Union address might have been the best ever given. But many Democrats refused to stand even for points they agreed with! Glenn speaks with Reps. Thomas Massie and Chris Stewart to discuss the hostile atmosphere in the room, Speaker Pelosi&rsquo;s handshake &ldquo;attempt,&rdquo; and her speech rip. And Rebel Media founder Ezra Levant discusses how his book, &ldquo;The Libranos,&rdquo; exposes the death of Canadian independent journalism at the hands of Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. He was interrogated by federal investigators and secretly recorded the whole thing!</p>

Best of the Program | Guests:  Rep Thomas Massie, Rep. Chris Stewart &  Ezra Levant | 2/5/20

White country gospel quartet for agnostics, hossified with hossification. Thanks for dropping by!

Deep and Mighty River

This piece contains some vocal loops that I found at the Looperman website by a contributor named Mhyst. I liked the "oohhs" and "ahhhs" that she created and so I combined them with some sitar, tabla and some other loops that I had also found at Looperman. Then I added some more loops from my Acid Music collection and came up with this. I keep changing it over time but this is its current incarnation. Maybe in another year or two or even a day or two I will change it again.

Transcendence

My CD "Whispers in the Wind" is on YouTube, at    https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Clay+Wilson+Whispers+in+the+Wind    I'm Clay Brian Wilson. Here's my Songtradr page with 55 songs.  https://www.songtradr.com/user/catalog And here's my ReverbNation site www.reverbnation.com/majorseventhheavenmusic Clay Wilson is on Magix.com, too with this link  https://www.magix.info/us/profile/my-profile/about-me/   I have an eclectic catalog. I like songs with a distinctive tuneful melody and meaningful entertaining clever witty lyrics. I hope you enjoy listening to my songs and collaborations here with John Anthony Duffin, Maynard James, Ben Mullins, Adrien Stein, and Mike David of musicMD to name a few. Thank You and Happy Listening! Some virtual band names Clay Brian Wilson likes. "Dr. Bozo Patootski's Magical Mind Fix Music" & "Dr. Boogery's Magical Mind Fix Music" & "Major Seventh Heaven Music" & "Man of Clay" & "A Diverse Universe," "Surreal Merry-Go-Round Jewelry Box Music." "Sassy Pants." "No False Modesty Tone." Thanks to Maynard James for my latest band name! "Clay's Moldings." Your Musical Success, Clay Brian Wilson P.S. Here's a video Tim Slatz created of a song by Clay Wilson & John Duffin called YOU, YOU, YOU. ENJOY. https://www.reverbnation.com/majorseventhheavenmusic/videos  And the TurKeyToon collaboration with Maynard James. ENJOY. www.soundcloud.com/claybrianwilson/turkeytoon

I Am Not Who They Think I Am (Ian Michalski As The IT Clown & Adrien Stein Music Production)

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