Drunken Sailor

Biggest Problem Unreleased Bit: Phone Sex, Pt 2

Biggest Problem Unreleased Bit: Phone Sex, Pt 1

Kenton writes, "Hell me how lame I am. Like, a roast." LET'S DO IT! 

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5 Minute Podcast 2017_03

#38: Roasted!

Cliff B. writes, "Describe some objects around you in the style of a pretentious museum guide leading an art tour." Aiiiight!

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#39: The Museum of Human Misery & Filth

It's the Wario & Wa-Luigi podcast the fans have demanded! 

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#41: Wɐpɔɐsʇ

Brady writes, "If you could travel through the entirety of human history to punch someone in the face (other than Hitler, that's too easy), who would it be and why?" Dammit, I was gonna say Hitler!

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#42: Time Punch

Jonathan G asks, "Pitch weird al for the superbowl halftime show." GLADLY.

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#43: Weird Al for the SuperBowl ½ Time Show

Morte asks, "Let's hear a reel of you as a unit from a game like Warcraft, or other RTS video games. What would you say when the player selects Asterios, sends him into battle, clicks on him too much, etc.?" Only one way to find out!

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#44: Astarios Kraftinos

Bleed Out

Alice Isn't Dead - Rendition clip
Chapter 2

Original story by Joseph Fink

Rendition recreated and edited by Matt Voiku
Voice Acting by Clover

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