MC Robby T is MAXIMALLY back!!! In the house with another wonky slice of Absurd-Hop

Enter the soundman saying one and two
just something soundmen feel the need to do
I’m checking the mic, so my lyrics are plain
few words are required to test a microphone gain

check check check the tonality      
it’s just a check it’s not about originality
I am a sound man and this is our way         
we always just say what other sound men say

just using one, that wouldn’t suffice
you need the t in two to check the highs sound nice
two on it’s own, likewise falls short
you need one’s big w sound I’ve always thought

in one one there’s a ring to the word
I’ll say again to make sure you’ve heard
one one one one, and then suddenly two
what’s coming next? you haven’t a clue  (I’m keeping you on your toes )

three three, woah, nah that’s way outta line
one and two were perfectly fine
four? seriously? are you taking the piss?
we’re just checking a mic not proving the Riemann hypothesis

I once knew a guy who used A and B
(ha!)  didn’t last long in the industry
the front of house man was in hysterics
at that freak with his nonstandard alphanumerics  

Some nights I might also say check check
 self-referentiality, tickling the intellect
makes a dull job just that little bit better
inflecting the check with a little bit a meta

one two one two, two and one
you’re correct in thinking the gigs not begun
why are you listening to me saying one two 
do you not have anything better to do?

one two, look if your finding it boring
you shouldn’t have turned up at half ten in the morning
   nothing going on right now in the venue
just me saying check then one     then two

got gaffa , and i’m sticking shit down, man
you flap around, I’ll stick you to the ground, man
I’m taping up everything in town man 
Cos I’m the soundest mutherfucking sound man.
Duct tapes my number one weapon
for locking down the things that get stepped on
Wont rest till i totally  cover
Anything anyone might fall over
Feeling the rage at disorganisation
They pay me a wage for time that i waste on
Setting the stage, This is my mission,
Cos I’m a motherfucking sound technician


so if you want this shit to sound perfect  
well it aint up to spec untill the mics are checked
you can’t use the tech without the proper prep
and the   check is an essential preliminary step

so yes my vocabulary is somewhat reduced
but I’m paving the way for sound to be produced 
that will make this place jump and sing and shout
so one and two cheers for the sound man, checking out

Enter Soundman

Travel To The Sky

I F**k Like A Robot

I Love Your Company

I'm going to try and start some kind of toddler riot at Lattitude...

Dont Listen To The Adults

Here is a new single, the first track off my next album which is an exploration of mortality. Fun times. 

I have heard this as Scott Walker meets Van Halen. This is a song dedicated to all the species who are not around any more, and those species who won't be around for much longer.

Can be purchased here: https://cursorminer0.bandcamp.com/track/extinct-species

Extinct Species

Destroyer Of Worlds

Artificial Mind

Electrowhipped

I Am A Mutant

This is a sound reel I did when we were testing the prototype of Meld (then called Gemini). Some surprisingly complex almost-complete-tracks emerged from single notes and the scale-aware modulation feature. Not sure if these presets still work with the released version so I thought I'd upload the noises for posterity.
It sounds modular but it's actually Meldular.

The Gemini Program: 30 mins of Ableton Meld

Nudelnik

Tried to make a christmas carol. Came out wrong.

You Bastard

Tubb Dechno

Ion Trap

Monomaniac

Koloktastic Donx

Discombobulate

Nappy Rash

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Attack Surface

Hard Takeoff

Lineophile

Deck of Cards

Luna

March for science on April the 22nd!!

https://www.marchforscience.com/

Lyrics:

So the world´s complex and it's all going over your head
We´re tired of experts so we gonna ask morons instead.
Fake facts, fake news, fake people, fake boobs, fake fear,
Where can you turn to make everything you learn seem clear?

If you want to know the truth,
Do some math, construct a proof,
Conduct your own experiments 
And you can win the arguments
With science...with science!

A quarter of Americans don't believe the Earth goes round the Sun
Half of Americans don´t believe in evolution
Is it any wonder that the modern world is causing them confusion,
When they´re 500 years late for the scientific revolution?

If you wanna take part, you´ve gotta get smart,
Don´t just bluff, learn about stuff,
Pay attention in class so you don't talk ass,
If you spout claptrap you gonna get a smack
From science....science.

Stand up for science, stand up for science, 
Show your defiance and stand up for science,
Stand up for science, stand up for science,
Join our alliance, stand up for science!

We´re not particularly political but watch out because we are fast learners,
We´re gonna storm the White House armed with our Bunsen burners!
Evidence-based politics would truly be magnificent,
So we´re gonna make our voices statistically significant.

If we ignore what science says,
We´ll be back in the dark ages,
Hanging up in metal cages
Copying out Bible pages,
Dying of bubonic plagues.

Stand up for science, stand up for science, 
Show your defiance and stand up for science,
Stand up for science, stand up for science,
Join our alliance, stand up for science!
Join our alliance, stand up for science!

If you want to know the score 
knock on a professors door
they'll tell you what's going on
but still admit if they were wrong
That's Science!

Stand up for science, stand up for science, 
Show your defiance and stand up for science,
Stand up for science, stand up for science,
Join our alliance, stand up for science!
Join our alliance, stand up for science!

Stand Up For Science (Fact Up!)

A somewhat peculiar man sings the the praises of pleasuring himself whilst suffocating.

This track unfortunately didn't make my new album, but you can find that at cursorminer.org.

Hypoxia

A feel good glowy uplifter. Clearly not topical enough for the album Inspiracy Theory! So it goes into the bonus track bargain bin.

Love Potion

Singing facts over a beat and some synth riffs. Another bonus track that didn't *quite* make it onto Inspiracy Theory. If the rejects are this amazing just IMAGINE what the real thing is like!

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