Oh, I really wanted to see Dora on a CMRB, it would have been amazing!

I am the only one who thinks Dora's voice is to deep lol

you do know that Dora and Diego are cousins

FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS! The slimy headline chaser J. Jonah Jameson debates the red-faced liar Alex Jones! Who will push the other off their platform?! 

Video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJjecO_yFIQ

►Alex Jones voiced by Skitzy (me)

►J. Jonah Jameson voiced by Raichous 
@raichousrapbattles

►Mixed by Freshy Kanal
@freshy-kanal

►Thumbnail made by Fightmarker
@fightmarker 

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Alex Jones Verse 1 
_____________________________________________ 
 Now let me make something ENTIRELY CLEAR.
 I’m a bear, A MENACE, with rhetoric to fear!
 Hear your son spittin’ Venom at his wife, no doubt!
 Smear your tax return status like your journalist clout. 
 Cause unlike you, I fight the Super-Powers!
 Send all of your SuperPAC Villains, SHIT, even Howard!
 Trump’s got my back, so we’ll stomp this Boy Scout!
 And you better not act out, if you want that corp bailout!
 Info Wars are a-brewin, when Fake News are a-stewin!
 I’ll getcha blood pressure risin, when I’m interviewin!
 SO IT’S MONO E MONO FUCKER! YOU DON’T ALARM ME!
 I’LL EASILY DECK A DOUCHE WHO CAN’T MAKE HIS OWN COFFEE!

 JJJ Verse 1
_____________________________________________
 Just my luck, another one of the daily nutcases!
 But I GUESS I’M “REPORTING” BASICS TO A SADIST!
 Here’s a Headline, “Rip-Off O'Reilly Ran Off the Web!”
 Make that Spider Menace jealous with a face that red!
 I’M THE J-J-J, THE TRIPLE H OF THE BIZ!
 WHILE THE K-K-K SOURCES THE LIES OF YOUR DISS!
 In journalism, entertaining nutjobs is a formality..
 Have Betty buzz a bozo with “Super Male Vitality”!
 You’re a Trump lovin’ blowhard whinin’ ‘bout the gay frogs!
 But you’ve been cancelled like his twitter and the Twitch chat pogs! 
 THE ONLY PICS YOU BUY ARE OF A NUDE JACOB WOHL NERD!
 I NEED PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN, YOU’RE FIRED!

Alex Jones Verse 2  
_____________________________________________
 I’M A CAVEMAN, DRINKING ON THIS CAVEMAN!
 NOT TAKING SHIT FROM A FAILED PORTAL CAVE MAN!
 Hosting Just the Facts, sounds like your brain sharted!
 Call me Spider-Man 3, cuz I'm kinda retarded
 And when it comes to style, what’s your game plan?
 Can’t decide if you wanna be Hitler or his biggest fan!?
 I’m the shining beacon of masculinity, and no, I don’t kid!
 So stand down and go back to roleplaying arach-kid!

 JJJ Verse 2
_____________________________________________
                *Meme Laugh break*
 You serious?! Nevermind, you’re unfired!
 You’ve been so aged by the rage, you should’ve just retired!
 Hit you with the one two, and a Sandy Hook too!
 Only claim it’s an act, when the parents try to sue!
 More concerned with a pickle jar then actual news!
 You’d rather booze on a cruise then slander Ted Cruz!
 HOFFMAN! This joke gives out fake docs like Brock!
 But you’ll be remembered as no, chip off the old blog...

►Beat by Audio Network

J. Jonah Jameson Vs Alex Jones ❰Rap Battle❱

LYRICS

SpinDashPro:
What you're about to see will be total destruction! 
Tails, not now, I'm trying to deliver an introduction 
What, against the guy from 2010
Who only serves as a footnote for nerds who browse on the web? Yeah!
Your mic’s the only peak you reached, your sound’s soundin’ stressed!
Leave it to the 14 year old to go and spout some nonsense
You're already used to throwing, dude, your house is a mess
Aged about 3 years and then went down with your trend! 
My content will forever remain iconic
Your content’s TedTalking why people hate Sonic
And who’s the choice of guy on your back that you’ve chosen?
I thought we already took down SuperMarioLogan

Sammyclassicsonicfan:
I’ve had it up to here with your fricking spitting!
‘Least all my fans didn’t think I’m fricking missing!
It’s funny how my content’s the one you’re fricking dissing
‘Cause yours devolved to Sonic fan-frick-tion!
You attack like you're so fricking harmful
But your rhyming sounds like you're tripping marbles!
And I’m tired of having to deal with the trolls and haters
My shots frick you up like “IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER”
Paused production and the fans grew older
You run a track as well as a Krazy Koster
Fricking pull in Knuckles and you’re still punching out 
So make like all your old videos and cut it ou-

SpinDashPro:
Raps flunking like the 2DS, but I guess two really suits too
Must be drinking disappearing ink, I can see right through you
But hey, it’s bold of you to embrace what you used to be, it’s cool to see
Then you wouldn’t have changed much if you quit YouTube!

Sammyclassicsonicfan:
Me quitting YouTube? You’re one to talk
You fricking shooed off of the platform and dropped
You’re not good with comebacks, just look at your growth, man!
I’d switch the channel to a different cooking program

CREDITS 

GamingPlush64 As Sonic
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtWX7jJ5lodM_poQuXMTqjQ
Shimario As Tails
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsFyrvAhPhiEvJ1yL_Ux8MQ
Fightmarker as sammyclassicsonicfan
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClNJgoh_a9oYoLenAR0RzGg

Written by Rabi and GamingPlush64
Mixed and mastered by GamingPlush64
Beat by Kustom
Thumbnail by Rabi
Art by Nooby
https://soundcloud.com/user-465943028

SpinDashPro vs. Sammyclassicsonicfan - Rap Battle

WoodenHornets as Popee the Performer 
Alex M. as Jack Walten 
RNG as the Announcer 

Written by Oofie, Cri, KCToons, MaviKartal2003, M&Mattie, and RNG
Research done by Spidey Fam and _misfitMADNESS_
Mixed and mastered by Oofie
Beat produced by KingEF
Beat re-arranged and edited by Evrywunzf8vrite
Additional instruments by Evrywunzf8vrite
Flow test by Oofie and RNG
Cover art by Oofie
Produced by Oofie

Popee the Performer (0:12)
Hey ya kiddos! Now our next great trick is to flow
In a rap off with our special guest, and he's here to show...
How to be cut out the picture, Photoshop can't fix the loss ya faced
Already a pussy like Felix, SO DITCH THIS ‘FORE YOU’RE SET ABLAZE! (BRRAHHH!)
I don't expect much from what you've written (BRAH!)
Seeing your posters, no shit that you're missin' (BRAH!)
Paint you purple, guy, my sickness’ appallin' (BRAH!)
‘Cause I got cold blows, put the “Walt” in WALTen! (BRAH!)
In a duel, I drop kills! (Ay!) You do it like Sophie: popped pills! (Ay!)
Explains why you thought rabbit animatronics would actually offer thrills!
“Was that the bite of 87?!” Nope! He's biting off of Cawthon
Marking on overused Chuck E. Cheese-y tropes that have gotten rotten
This Jack’s gone mad in his head, but I wouldn't call you Torrance
WHEN YOUR BUSINESS’ THE ONE THAT’S BEEN AXED FOR DODGY PERFORMANCE!
 
Jack Walten (0:49)
….Hello, who is this? Why’d I need to pick up the phone?
Where are my children, I thought they'd be watching this show
What’d you mean crashed and burned? NO! DON’T LIE TO ME!
The only thing that's done that’s the violent teen ON MY SCREEN!
Who let this thing on air? I've been trying to find the point
But when relevance dropped behind the scenes in 2003
The lesser copy Poppy popped back up and still couldn’t rock joints
Now kids only suck up to this candy cane through Animation Memes!
This Bunny Smiles, yet an insecure kid’s what you reflect
Kedamodo won't be the only cast abused once I have you in check 
This misfit Barbie fits missed, so head back to your Dream House
Couldn't make cuts like your sis, there's no crown on this weak clown!

Popee the Performer (1:25)
When it comes to off-ing masked bitches, you know I’m cravin’ flesh
But with your fuckin’ grin, looks like Jerma took up shavin' heads! (Hehe!)
I'm packed full of acts, your tapes ain't engaging in the slightest
I'm getting ‘74 flashbacks, since you’re not gonna survive this!
It's obvious I got the dub in the bag, while you try to lurk in one
You look like dead meat but you're already dead beat, and that's really rough!
You exchanged your bonds with your kids for promoting your Bon stuff (Yup!)
But it’s too late to mourn and cry, as their life's lines fell flat like this dumb fuck! (HAH!)

Jack Walten (1:50)
Your edgy humor has grown tired, so it makes sense for this party prick
To wear a lab coat, like a reverse femboy Harley Quinn
When someone performed way better, you go and Wreck-it-Ralphie
‘Cause your fuse is shorter than your earnings; no wonder the budget fell, see
I puzzle minds through my videos, what's good from this carney?
Guessing whether you're a he or she... is your most compelling ARG
With your silent slapstick coated with disturbing deaths on-screen
Your act should be: “Charlie Chaplin and the Chocolate Factory” 
No matter how you try to top me, still a big letdown to Papi
Your demographic’s as clear as the existence of your Mami! 
Showbear couldn’t bear your show, you Happy Tree Freak only causes fear
Extremely Un-Lucky for you, CHEER UP AND PLAY BUNNY FARM HERE…

Popee the Performer:
Did Freaky stuff to your wife, from the disposal of her body
Said  “She will be beautiful”, lying is very nauuughty! (laugh)
Well it’s alright, since you’ll get to meet her again soon…
Once I leave you bloody like your family tree; HOW’S THAT SUIT YOU?!
(Popee laughs)

Jack Walten vs Popee The Performer - Rap Clash!

Soldier : Matt Raichous
Sarge : RaccoonBroBA

Beat : http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20Southern%20Dudes.mp3
Beat Prod by : Slantize
Written by Kamren, Creep Switch and MetaMachine
Mixed by : Oofie

RAP BATTLE

SOLDIER
VS
SARGE

BEGIN!

Soldier :
Stand at attention maggot! Let this Soldier show you how it's done
When I take on your entire squadron one by one
If Church wanted you to live, God would not have created me
So when I drop you dead with this beat, a deadbeat will give me infinity!
You're one third of who I am, repping the U.S of A
Like a true american, I'll dominate this space race
What's the point of the mask, Chief? Come at me face to face
So I can see you begging for your life, give you a Halo update
Can't take down my Meta game when you could never reach my heights
Know when I’m through, you and Lopez can join the heads that I piked!
You fought a nonexistent war, I’ve brawled BLU for over a decade
What did you expect facing me? Mercenaries leave sim troops played!


Sarge :
I know you wanted war but we sure that verse ain't your first draft?
Must've pulled the pins off your grenades to blow up a track that fast
I'd go back to your past, but your actions leave me more confused
Backstabbed his best friend just to sing his sad blues?
Doe's nuts! More so than Donut, did Medic have you overdosed?
Maybe hire Tex to take your heavy gal off your payload
You've brought shame upon your honor with medals of lost lives
Your expiration date is always a good day to die!

Soldier :
Like when your series dropped to Zero? Better watch your blinded preaches
A sentence from Sun Tzu topples all three of your lame ass speeches
Boys, we have a hypocrite! Let’s look at your recent seasons
From what I've seen in fifteen, I’ll charge a false Sergeant for treason!
Be happy I brought my shovel, now you can have another funeral
Denying the threat in front of you just proves that you’re delusional!
‘Cuz if this were a real battle, I’d just have to call up Boomstick
So I can off his father more embarrassingly than Caboose did

Sarge : 
Come on, was that it? My men left me more impressed
Forget O'Malley and bread tumors, I'm the one who infects!
Why don't you take your bazooka and launch yourself outta this battle
I'd side with Blue sooner before listen to your nonexistent babble
When my time comes, eulogies from my men put me to rest
When on your deathbed, you'd waste your time to teleport bread?
But seeing your market value, I guess it's clear you're desperate to gain dough
I'm running tracks on my roadhog, 'bout to leave a road-killed Jane Doe!
Brilliant with passwords, your fortress is outdated, it seems
So many hackers in your servers all your game modes' Mann vs Machines!
I'm the engineer 'round these parts, so don't take this too hard
Knocked you off your hightower, you just got Sarged!

Soldier and Sarge :
I’d rather recruit a Blue than this Full Mental Ratchet!
Seeing me as superior is something that should be a habit!
You’re a disgrace to uniform anyway, you hack it!
I beat this disgusting, pathetic, smelly maggot!

The Soldier vs Sarge (Red vs Blue) - Rap Battle! (ft. Matt Raichous & RaccoonBroVA)

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1T4OT2o38EuJa1MNCoeyrDh-K1oIeWVxi6RVIW13M5ic/edit
Shimario as Yoshi
Corey LeVier as Sakamoto
Written by MetaMachine, Legengo and GamingPlush64
Beat by Bob Bradley of Audio Network
Mixed/Added Instruments by GamingPlush64
Thumbnail by Rabi
Hint for next battle: "Rap in a Flash"(featuring Fightmarker)

Yoshi vs. Sakamoto

-PRODUCTION/CAST-
RAID: Shadow Legends - Freshy Kanal
NordVPN - Snakebite126​
Squarespace - Michael Stark
Skillshare - SimplyRazzy
Audible - Eric The Audible
Raycons - Commander Jacob
Dollar Shave Club - swizkii
Loot Crate - Fightmarker
Honey - K.C.
G-Fuel - Matthew Thomas

Written By: Michael Stark, Snakebite126, Zawesome, Seth, SimplyRazzy, Commander Jacob, Matthew Thomas, Ultimate145, Quinoa & Mason G

Produced By: raccobeats, Anywaywell, InsaneBeatz, Epistra, Prophecy Productions, Kevin MacLeod, & Kustom

Mixed & Mastered By: Freshy Kanal

Logo & Cover By: Commander Jacob

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/13CIRpJEdeQ_zMIzL1bxwqEm-DJzZBzxAfNyWvdVptTg/edit?usp=sharing

RAID: Shadow Legends vs. NordVPN | Live Rap Battles

Thumbnail by M!CAH

JesseBox as Spooky
https://youtube.com/channel/UCb6Gxnbj2fJs5n_Pug9x0gQ

VinnyO as BRVR
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbv0_MM2Hp8wtC8iZaT0fqw

Written by Cri 
Additional help: Nooby

Flowtest by Cri
Mixed by jort

Beat by Trunxks
https://trunxksbeatz.com

Beat edited by Cri

Art by Nooby and Shnuzzelzz

Spooky (0:24-0:48)
Hello I am Spooky, scaring you will be my duty
Sit down, take some notes cause i know your story’s fluky
Now listen up newbie, cause you’re just kooky and unruly 
So let’s take a peek at you, Pikachu, and show you who’s truly spooky
A soul may wonder an endless maze
But your soul wonders for endless days
To go and break your game’s own code
And force your hate through twisted ways
To see your trainer’s loving gaze is something you don't really know
And it's something you never will, anyway jus-just go…


BRVR (0:49-1:37)
A sickly slacker slasher wants to serve me in this strife
Spooks should summon her simple specimens to try not to die a second time
So check the timeline, you’re sure to find on how your life went out of control 
But don’t worry Spooky I’m already used to killing some lost souls
Seems Kira couldn’t have managed to make a more broken game
if they took your entire story and made it all one in the same
But they couldn’t save your name causing your series to Lag
Pocketing other people’s concepts. Just let the cat out the bag
A slave in the afterlife your purgatory should’ve been apparent 
Tried to build a story on yourself but it was just as transparent
Cause you only gained your ghostly feats because father’s PTSD
So I’ll send you back down beneath, but for that you’d want a DLC
Father wanted you to be compliant, while mother just hung there dying
“Where is she?” forever silent because you were busy playing and hiding 
Say goodbye daddy was trying. Locked in a doll house where you stay crying
But think you scare me with your rhyming? BRVR KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE LYING!

Spooky (1:38-2:14)
You just keep on going don’t you. A fleshy little live one in need of some treatment. 
Act like aggressive vehement is such an achievement since your loved one left you in a state of bereavement.
Spent years under the bed, no wonder you make the readers fall asleep
Tried too keep us hooked with graphic scenes, but we’re still catching Pikachu Doll Z’s 
But explain how it was that your story went on as a carbon copy
Relied on shocking readers, but you lost succeeders by ripping off others sloppily
You revive your Dead Channel just so you could kill it off again 
Being left with a partner with whom you’re unable to make amends
But then your hate started to extend, to others who couldn’t defend
Because you often seem to tend like your world is yours to bend
Once was loved more than a friend, but that was brought to an end
Trapped a trainer with your trauma. Indeed you’d make a fine specimen

BRVR: (2:14-2:38)
Daddy went and left for war when you were barely just a toddler 
All alone for him to come back and he started chugging bottles 
White cat spitting so much nonsense. What's it all about?
“Be part of something” as just another number on his kill count
You were left there to die along with your relevance 
Stole your schtick off SCP, became a new type of pestilence
Put on your mask of the red death like your life I’m done
Screw your thousand doors the gate to hell will be your final one

Spooky vs BRVR - Rap Battles By Cri (ft. JesseBoxVO & VinnyO)

it was scrapped for obvious reasons
Written by Zack, Skeep, Eddie and Fel

Scrapped Cast
Dora - Leannaire 
Diego - Zack 
Boots - Skeep 
Baby Jaguar - Eddie
Alicia - Leannaire

Dora:
Vamanos! Don’t cross Dora, or you’ll be spinned-off 
Drown ya’ in your Rain Forest till this has-been had enough 
This kid ‘bout to be battered ain’t no rescue ranger
He’s longing to soon join the list of the endangered 
(Let’s get to it!) Get a clue of who supports Animal abuse 
Hope this pretender likes the taste of the other end of my Boots 
Boots: Can you resist taking the piss? Dora: I know you can’t do it!
Boots: 
Gee, you’re quite optimistic towards a cousin so clueless
Dora:
The fourth wall falls with the thought of my raps
With a voice to cause cave-ins and my ears to collapse
Claiming that you’re wild but you’ve got cero skill 
Doesn’t take a child to see Boots: that this Bear’s been Grilled

Diego:
This hispanic multi-languaged brat’s forgot my skill is relative 
Though I’d hate to explore your dignity, fuera goes your relevance
I won’t need my gadgets in this rap to still be more advanced than you
Down Syndrome's ain’t your sole disorder; your raps are one too
I endure through the harshest of nature, in which I also rap it
Alicia:
While you match the intelligence of your own demographic
Diego:
You’re a diluted version of me, that ain’t an Underwater Mystery
So get lost, leave you as inanimate as your “friends” should be

Dora:
It’s a jungle outside, amigo, stop the tech and use your wits for once
Have you backtrack if you cross paths when I Backpack a punch
Boots: 
We’ve endured successfully through your preachy babble
So Go Diego Go and get the chin-ga out this battle
Baby Jaguar: 
This Chicken’s not a Legend and your pauses are not worth the wait
I’ll wipe that smile from your Map, and we don’t need one to navigate
Diego:
Your raps bad enough, now you’re a teenage perra in the city
Alicia: The end of Dora’s rhyming spree Diego: and it’s seems I’ve swiped her victory!

Go Diego Go vs Dora the Explorer (FLOW TEST) - Scrapped CartoonMadeRapBattles

Dani Frias as Happy Appy
Vladimyr P. as Stick Stickly

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
HAPPY APPY
AGAINST
STICK STICKLY
BEGIN

Happy Appy:
Hey kids, welcome back, and in today’s episode
I will be sure to break Stickly even more than my own
So to flow like a tsunami, your only hope is pressing one
To push your buttons is the only way that Happy’s having fun

Stick Stickly:
Hey bud, you speak of fun? But that verse was plane and lame
This Stick is spitting sick, spilling your apple saucy brains
And it’s too bad those four lines dragged out more than your story
The winner’s yet to be revealed, and hint; not you, you’re boring!

Happy Appy:
It’s a Day on the Track, Hey kids, let’s Dip a spastic
You gave such a wooden performance, it’s ironic, your raps are plastic
A design like that? It’s easy to see why you left kids snoring
I put the ‘I’ into S_CKLY, you put the ‘I’ into BOR_NG!
No matter what you Bark, your loss’ll surely be appealing
You can’t Stick up for yourself, your show, or the kids that I’m pleasing
I have nailed down this win along with Stickly for construction
Then I’ll tear it down with a chainsaw for your destruction

Stick Stickly:
Just get it through your Noggin, Appy, you don’t make the kids Happy
Cus of your wacky design, you’ll see the Vision of this tragedy
Happy’s come to get schooled, unlike your Wiki; not clickbait
You’re getting meaner and meaner; keep that in your Jar of Hate
Sike! You think you could dip me? Please, like you could diss me, geez
If I am as dull as a knife I could still dice through you with ease
Children need me, while, your show’s flights gone down in plight
And you’re Half the Man I am; a watered down Nick at Nite

Happy Appy:
Wow, that’s all you chalked up? Step into my Van; yuh
Will meet the same fate like as if you were Miranda
The cancellation of your website be lookin’ like 9/11
Cuz IPs have gone down and that is natural children

Stick Stickly:
The only thing that’s natural’s entertaining minors like I did
You couldn’t kill a beat cus you’re stuck on murdering your kids
You’ll get sliced in the same direction, x’d out like my eyes
I would let Happy Rot in Hell, but the track is where you die

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writers: Vlad and ColeDaCole
Beat Producer: Marsad Men
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Aaron Peters

Happy Appy vs Stick Stickly

Happy Appy vs Stick Stickly. Sinister Rap Battles

LYRICS

Sonic.EXE:
Round 1, looks like I’m in a new zone, with the antagonist who wishes minds would turn from bored to blown
So pathetic, you pick off victims and leave Skype calls empty- Who was Phone?
Fake Facebook pages and accounts and this is what you do with your hype?
Thought people would piss their pants in the theatres at the sound “the glitch just typed”
Your Paranormal Activity could be summed up as a hat trick
I’ve seen better Internet PSAs out of Catfish!
You were terrorizing macbooks in your wack flick
But you thinking you’re relevant is the only thing that’s batshit
A sad bitch only made interesting ‘cause of suicide
You’d fit better on Netflix, next to 13 Reasons Why
I have to speak in police code, just for you to comprehend
That I’ll turn a 10-34 to 64xx

Laura Barns:
So the Creepypasta wiki bows down to you? Honestly, what should I expect?
You’re praised by the same community that puts their names behind “Sonic X-XX”
Guarded by diehard fans of garbage, while Sonic just Sez shit
So if you try to drop this battle, there will be serious consequences.
I know a lot about you, .EXE, you’re a mutated version of Zalgo
You stole your sound bites from Kefka and live in Mephiles’ Shadow!
So tone it down Smile Hedgehog, you’re useless without your Chaotic mic Control
Pre-teens terrified at your story; “oh god, the Rap Rat’s going to steal my soul!”

Sonic.EXE:
You’re too slow, Samara Morgan, what inspired you to get a toxic attitude?
Better yet, how about you take that tone to your movie, maybe you’d impress your viewers while you’re at it too!
I’m a god of your realm! My presence is ascended!
You’re a waste of a climax- talk about a “shit” ending
Close the tab window to escape a Blaire Witch Project!
And you’ll have a worse fate than another Dark Web hardship!

Laura Barns:
I’ve been to hell, so if you claim you’re God, then you can call me your Anti-Christ!
Swallow your fancy pride! The genre you preside is something you can’t stand beside!
An Affinity for kinned furries? Use those sharp teeth of yours and bite me!
Ditch the Youtube Let’s Play’s, your defeat is more suitable for LiveLeak!

CREDITS

Fightmarker as Sonic.EXE
https://soundcloud.com/fightmarker
Illuminasium As Laura Barns
https://www.castingcall.club/m/illuminasium

Written and thumbnail by Rabi
Additional writing help: Gamingplush64 and B O R K
https://soundcloud.com/gamingplush64
Mixed and Mastered by Light
https://soundcloud.com/ducky808
Beat by 2Deep
Sonic.EXE Art by B O R K
https://soundcloud.com/borkrulesok

Sonic.EXE vs. Laura Barns (Unfriended) - Rap Battle

LYRICS

Carrie White: 
There’s nothing much you could be armed with to harm me 
After I come in and wreck the track like it was a dinner party. 
Can’t land the right hook with readers, so you took your punches and swung low? 
But you couldn’t knock me out with a bucket’s worth of blood flow!

Jeffery Woods:
This matchup makes me wish I would’ve just hit snooze...
‘Cause it seems that your rhymes were straight outta the Liu!
So can this cooped up, chewed up schoolgirl really tear me?
When you still get pushed by the kids who call you “Creepy Carrie!”

Carrie White:
It’s mind over brutes, so that knife that you choose to resign with will screw you; my psyche’s a tool used when bringing the carnage.
This jester pester a queen? Didn’t think you’d find a death worse than being left to fester in the mind of Deviant Artists! 
You pale to White in this fight. 
Take some notes and I think that you might learn. 
It takes more to inflict fright than to have the white face and knife blades you bite straight from Myers. 
Your writer's in need of some English lessons 
Thinking the mention of fire and Bleach will bring the height of your peak. 
You try to be bleak- Now your writing’s just seen as edgier Brightburn!
I don’t want to battle this, I’m normally a pacifist 
But I won’t sit back- let this rap get run down by a masochist! 
You’ll get a comeuppance and kick the bucket! Photoshop won’t horrify us. 
Woods’ all bark and no bite, And I left him a forest fire.

Jeffery Woods:
Speaking atop a throne built on direct-to-garbage sequels?
Between your rhyming and mother, I can’t tell which is the bigger evil
Can’t even land one victory, something this psychic can’t reach
So how about you add to your fire by adding some bleach?!

I’m not scared of anything that this coward howler screams
No wonder you went Psycho, you even copied the shower scene!
I’ve ripped out intestines that looked better than what you hand me 
Got choked up on her own words, I’ll see you in hell with Randy!
You’re not scary, Carrie, you’re more like Jane to me!
Learn to stick up for yourself without losing Rage and getting moody!
I didn’t think you could drop the ball harder than in your intro
But you’ve collapsed upon yourself, like your botched stock-home syndrome!

CREDITS 

Vladimyr P. as Jeffery Woods/Jeff the Killer
https://soundcloud.com/vladimyr-p
garbageGothic as Carrie White
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6xKuXreh5vcAyU2OoKnh_w

Written by Rabi and B O R K
https://soundcloud.com/borkrulesok
Additional help from Jughead Jay, Legengo, GamingPlush64, and Paige
https://soundcloud.com/x-rap-battles
https://soundcloud.com/meta-gengo-rap-battles
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtWX7jJ5lodM_poQuXMTqjQ
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCz426ch5fJYdxOhPVqw-tUw
Mixed by Rabi (Beat) and Vladimyr P. (Vocals)
Beat by Audio Network
Art by Nooby and 01Tyler10

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