Amazing battle like always, Kam! so glad to see RvB getting repped and getting the chance to help write this with ya haha! :D

Written by
AdamDRB
Your Least Favorite Ethan
HHH3
Davestridr 
Sculpture

Additional Help
Shimario
JustGamer
Kamren
Dilly
Vlad

Charlie Sheen - AdamDRB
Charlie Brown - Fightmarker

Mixed and Mastered by Glitchdude 


Charlie Sheen Verse 1
This is Execution, I'll deploy ordinance and leave you shot dead 
I don’t take second place, ‘specially ‘gainst depressed blockheads

So get off my team, twerp, even Sally can't match your bitchin 
Chuck can’t ball like I do, you’ve been losing since the pitchin

I’m not a drug you can handle, you really wanna take me? 
You droopy-eyed snoopy swiping runt, I'm crazy

I won't be picked on by a kid that can't party and lacks friends
The benders I’ve been sent on would kill 2 ½ Men

I’d pass you the mic but you’d fumble it to the endzone
Cleveland Brown lines up just to get stuck in the friendzone

Method actin’s great, but the bars you get are prison
When your voice took after you, and started stalking women

My raps will knock you flat on your ass, and hospitalized 
And you’ll miss me so hard, you’ll cry: "WHY CHARLIE, WHY?”

But I know I'm a nice guy, a hero aiding charity 
So have a nickel baldy, scram and get Lucy's chemotherapy


Charlie Brown Verse 1
When mentioned, the response of revulsion is expressed.
It's a guess, but is this, "The Charlie Sheen Effect?"

Laugh tracks correct, I'm sorry, but I'm the one who snorted
If the world forgot you, you probably weren’t that important

This charlatan Charlie Sheen is hardly seen as an actor
The best role you play is yourself, so does this even matter?

You'll be punted off-set, another Chuck makes you defunct
The last time I saw you undrugged was on a CBS Rerun

I feel bad for your kids, because their Dad barely cares
My parents don't even spew as much nonsense as theirs

At this point we're splitting hairs, like those divorces you filed.
Between a Cryer and a Harper, you’re both the man and the child.

I'd say stop making gambles but.. (sigh) just forget it
You'd still fraud your family tree to deflect being anti-semitic

Your brother's in the brat pack? I can't help but feel lied to
I draw in audiences, you hang with more sketchy characters than I do 


Charlie Sheen Verse 2
Check the walk of fame, Snoopy's the party animal you'd rather be
More spineless than Linus, you're the worst in the Peanuts gallery

I make girls comic strip down to socks, non stop
But the only chick you ever pick up? Kid, it’s Woodstock

If I was as high as your kite, the roll I'm on would stop
I'd be lonely, I'd be boring, and I'd not be at the top

Keep complaining ‘bout your rocks, what a buzzkill, man
GODDAMN, the ones I'm banging are 7 frikkin grams

You're wallowing in misery, I'm drowning in cash
Like Shultz in a war, keep what you write in the drafts

So accident prone, no wonder you sold out to insurance
I beat you twice, call this bi-winning, 2 verses


Charlie Brown Verse 2
Kids won't be the only thing copped from this creep
It's crystal clear you lost your marbles, and I'm playing for keeps

An anti-vaxx takes shots at arms, didn't stop when his scandal hit
Now you're broke and alone, dying for more Anger Management

Discussing allegations, Corey's the one worth believing
And your role in 9/11? That's not good grieving

For once I'll stand up, I didn't want to be mean
But I guess every day's an Off Day when it comes to Charlie Sheen

This alcoholic should stay anonymous, I’m iconic, timeless
Can’t touch poetry when your own bi-winning’s rhymeless

Like a Macy's Day Parade, you got served, Thanksgiving dinner
Absorb this: I’m a less sore loser than you’d be a winner

Charlie Brown vs Charlie Sheen - Discord Rap Battles

Mint as Marge Simpson
TheAngryMidget as DanTDM

Beat: Funeral by Epistra (with extra production by Mint)

Written by Mint and Nekomancer 

Lyrics:

Marge:
Hey Homie, where’d you go? I’m in Minecraft!
I’m standing beside this giant lab! Wait, which Family Guy is that?

Dan:
SHUT THE FUCK UP and watch my Minecraft Dating Sim
You can go and make me sandwiches, or is that way too Grim?
So hey guys, Dan here - verse Yoda Griffin with bad hair
I’m here to take this W, beat your stupid ass, AND swear!
And if that's where, you're gonna throw your blows I'll load them down your throat so you don't
Answer! Choke Groening's oaf til she spills Redstone everywhere!
When TheDiamondMinecart's down in riding hot tracks Imma fire on lock and blast a hasbeen
Shine like bright stars who you'd hire for cheap parts as your series' climb stops for cash ya bastard
You're a disaster, even worse than any tornado mod that I’d detect
from the forecaster! Shuck this blue corn and throw her with the rest of the defects

Marge:
... I’ve heard Brits can’t rap, but… that was absurd
Don’t even have a name for your fans - except racial slurs
This spoiled Eboy’ll be YouTube’s roadkill in 4 mill
So I’ll be happy while rapping DanTDM in a casket, turd
Your basket filled with crap shoots can’t be piquing my fancy, that’s rude
This minor miner’s mining minors! That’s the way you get your cash dude
While my legacy is timeless! If you think that you can tally up
You’re more high than Jade and Mint while thinking up this battle matchup
Rap fast so you can’t catch up; maybe call your pal Sonic instead
Because a give item command is the only time you’re gonna get head

Dan:
Oh boy, that was a Terrifying Rap Encounter
Better call Dr Trayaurus cus that gave me fucking cancer
I could dance a round my lab and get more progress done than your
Animators, in 5 minutes cus all you can do is pander
Shine a lantern on your show's charm; exponentially decreased
It's like Matt Groening saw 2 bucks and said "I just think it's neat"
While I'm still fly like I'm elytras, still at the top of the square game
You're fly like a… uh… your son falling out an airplane?




Marge:
Homie, why’d you leave Bart in charge of the television? We both know he’s impaired
Leave this asshole beaten bluer than both of our hair, so go and be scared
You had apparently cameoed with Pixar, holy fucking shit
But Article 13’s the time that Dan Breaks The Internet!

DanTDM vs Marge Simpson. R∆P BATTLE! S0E1

VOLUME WARNING!
Half of this battle is yelling. So if you need to, please turn down your volume to listen to this battle.

Took me a couple months but we finally have another battle in the pipeline. Here we have childhood plush channel, SpinDashPro. Against infamous Sonic fanboy, Sammyclassicsonfan!

SpinDashPro:
What you're about to see will be total destruction! 
Tails, not now, I'm trying to deliver an introduction 
What, against the guy from 2010
Who only serves as a footnote for nerds who browse on the web? Yeah!
Your mic’s the only peak you reached, your sound’s soundin’ stressed!
Leave it to the 14 year old to go and spout some nonsense
You're already used to throwing, dude, your house is a mess
Aged about 3 years and then went down with your trend! 
My content will forever remain iconic
Your content’s TedTalking why people hate Sonic
And who’s the choice of guy on your back that you’ve chosen?
I thought we already took down SuperMarioLogan

Sammyclassicsonicfan:
I’ve had it up to here with your fricking spitting!
‘Least all my fans didn’t think I’m fricking missing!
It’s funny how my content’s the one you’re fricking dissing
‘Cause yours devolved to Sonic fan-frick-tion!
You attack like you're so fricking harmful
But your rhyming sounds like you're tripping marbles!
And I’m tired of having to deal with the trolls and haters
My shots frick you up like “IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER”
Paused production and the fans grew older
You run a track as well as a Krazy Koster
Fricking pull in Knuckles and you’re still punching out 
So make like all your old videos and cut it ou-

SpinDashPro:
Raps flunking like the 2DS, but I guess two really suits too
Must be drinking disappearing ink, I can see right through you
But hey, it’s bold of you to embrace what you used to be, it’s cool to see
Then you wouldn’t have changed much if you quit YouTube!

Sammyclassicsonicfan:
Me quitting YouTube? You’re one to talk
You fricking shooed off of the platform and dropped
You’re not good with comebacks, just look at your growth, man!
I’d switch the channel to a different cooking program

GamingPlush64 As Sonic
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtWX7jJ5lodM_poQuXMTqjQ
Shimario As Tails
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsFyrvAhPhiEvJ1yL_Ux8MQ
Fightmarker as sammyclassicsonicfan
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClNJgoh_a9oYoLenAR0RzGg

Written by Rabi and GamingPlush64
Mixed and mastered by GamingPlush64
Beat by Kustom
Thumbnail by Rabi
Art by Nooby
https://soundcloud.com/user-465943028

SpinDashPro VS Sammyclassicsonicfan - Rap Battle #13

lol this was written so long ago that it really doesn't hold up much anymore, thus that, along with the discontinuation of cmrb as a whole, meant that it just wasn't worth finishing. Also, Peridot and Bill's vocals were recorded by me and were acted as demos for when we found the perfect cast, which we... never did..... so enjoy my horrible take on Bill Cipher.  

here's the doc though:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HuzgtbzB4YreDTCjEs1iEUQCIYsRT5LAJ8wGeR5oaPM/edit?usp=sharing

(SCRAPPED) Bill vs Peridot REMAKE

Soldier : Matt Raichous
Sarge : RaccoonBroBA

Beat : http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20Southern%20Dudes.mp3
Beat Prod by : Slantize
Written by Kamren, Creep Switch and MetaMachine
Mixed by : Oofie

RAP BATTLE

SOLDIER
VS
SARGE

BEGIN!

Soldier :
Stand at attention maggot! Let this Soldier show you how it's done
When I take on your entire squadron one by one
If Church wanted you to live, God would not have created me
So when I drop you dead with this beat, a deadbeat will give me infinity!
You're one third of who I am, repping the U.S of A
Like a true american, I'll dominate this space race
What's the point of the mask, Chief? Come at me face to face
So I can see you begging for your life, give you a Halo update
Can't take down my Meta game when you could never reach my heights
Know when I’m through, you and Lopez can join the heads that I piked!
You fought a nonexistent war, I’ve brawled BLU for over a decade
What did you expect facing me? Mercenaries leave sim troops played!


Sarge :
I know you wanted war but we sure that verse ain't your first draft?
Must've pulled the pins off your grenades to blow up a track that fast
I'd go back to your past, but your actions leave me more confused
Backstabbed his best friend just to sing his sad blues?
Doe's nuts! More so than Donut, did Medic have you overdosed?
Maybe hire Tex to take your heavy gal off your payload
You've brought shame upon your honor with medals of lost lives
Your expiration date is always a good day to die!

Soldier :
Like when your series dropped to Zero? Better watch your blinded preaches
A sentence from Sun Tzu topples all three of your lame ass speeches
Boys, we have a hypocrite! Let’s look at your recent seasons
From what I've seen in fifteen, I’ll charge a false Sergeant for treason!
Be happy I brought my shovel, now you can have another funeral
Denying the threat in front of you just proves that you’re delusional!
‘Cuz if this were a real battle, I’d just have to call up Boomstick
So I can off his father more embarrassingly than Caboose did

Sarge : 
Come on, was that it? My men left me more impressed
Forget O'Malley and bread tumors, I'm the one who infects!
Why don't you take your bazooka and launch yourself outta this battle
I'd side with Blue sooner before listen to your nonexistent babble
When my time comes, eulogies from my men put me to rest
When on your deathbed, you'd waste your time to teleport bread?
But seeing your market value, I guess it's clear you're desperate to gain dough
I'm running tracks on my roadhog, 'bout to leave a road-killed Jane Doe!
Brilliant with passwords, your fortress is outdated, it seems
So many hackers in your servers all your game modes' Mann vs Machines!
I'm the engineer 'round these parts, so don't take this too hard
Knocked you off your hightower, you just got Sarged!

Soldier and Sarge :
I’d rather recruit a Blue than this Full Mental Ratchet!
Seeing me as superior is something that should be a habit!
You’re a disgrace to uniform anyway, you hack it!
I beat this disgusting, pathetic, smelly maggot!

The Soldier vs Sarge (Red vs Blue) - Rap Battle! (ft. Matt Raichous & RaccoonBroVA)

Happy Valentine's Day!

Chao as I Hate You
Trakked as I Love You
Beat produced by 2Deep
Written by Trakked
Mixed by Trakked
Thumbnail by Trakked
Art by Trakked

Battle:

I Hate You:
Up against worn out malware I’ll be sure to hold my own
Darker things lurked in windows in a battle with my bro
You’re blind like the Boos if you think you’ll take this win
You’ll find that you’ll lose before we even begin
I HATE YOU! This spyware’s a liar
This love bug’s squashed when he dies in my fire
The spotlight I thrive in will leave you outshone
I’m spitting fire, you thought koopa worked alone?
You’re luring in virgins with letters so fake
And you call yourself a worm? Ha, you're more of a snake
Leave you with a heart attack; no, you’re not a threat
So I’ll leave you erased off the face of the ‘net

ILOVEYOU:
With shoddy writing and design; seems this pasta's unstable
Your brother offed you like a reverse Cain and Abel
You started from the bottom, never rose to the top
When the creepypasta wiki went to give you the drop
I’ve defiled files for a while, this ROM hack’s lost
You’re a vile manchild and a poor final boss
You plunged.. straight into lava, you’re done
Been in the shadows too long, you’ll never be player one 

I Hate You:
Creator's a pussy using the internet as a mask
But you know what they say: curiosity killed the cat
You clowned on the web, a foolish freak who stalks kids
Till you became an info techs worst fear: an IT’s IT
Oh God no! You're off-flow! 
Think you can kill me with mods? No!
I’m Nintendo’s shining star when I clash with any foe
A mix of scrambled parts, change your name to missing flow

ILOVEYOU:
What a twist. You persist. Yet your story won't be missed.
Rebelling against your brother when you need him to exist.
More powerful than sickness; I’m an unstoppable force
Your ship sank as soon as your story ran its course
Scare me? The writing on the wall is all you got
Heard scarier “oh no’s” shouted out by Michael Scott
I could look through my passwords and find someone better
This plumber’s so lonely he would never get my letter
I’m a weapon, you’re destined to fall against this virus
Learn a lesson in seconds when I make your vocals silent
Maze caved in ‘14, now our memories are hazy
You can meet your princess when you’re both pushing daisies.

I Hate You vs ILOVEYOU - Rap Cypher #21

Thumbnail by M!CAH

JesseBox as Spooky
https://youtube.com/channel/UCb6Gxnbj2fJs5n_Pug9x0gQ

VinnyO as BRVR
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbv0_MM2Hp8wtC8iZaT0fqw

Written by Cri 
Additional help: Nooby

Flowtest by Cri
Mixed by jort

Beat by Trunxks
https://trunxksbeatz.com

Beat edited by Cri

Art by Nooby and Shnuzzelzz

Spooky (0:24-0:48)
Hello I am Spooky, scaring you will be my duty
Sit down, take some notes cause i know your story’s fluky
Now listen up newbie, cause you’re just kooky and unruly 
So let’s take a peek at you, Pikachu, and show you who’s truly spooky
A soul may wonder an endless maze
But your soul wonders for endless days
To go and break your game’s own code
And force your hate through twisted ways
To see your trainer’s loving gaze is something you don't really know
And it's something you never will, anyway jus-just go…


BRVR (0:49-1:37)
A sickly slacker slasher wants to serve me in this strife
Spooks should summon her simple specimens to try not to die a second time
So check the timeline, you’re sure to find on how your life went out of control 
But don’t worry Spooky I’m already used to killing some lost souls
Seems Kira couldn’t have managed to make a more broken game
if they took your entire story and made it all one in the same
But they couldn’t save your name causing your series to Lag
Pocketing other people’s concepts. Just let the cat out the bag
A slave in the afterlife your purgatory should’ve been apparent 
Tried to build a story on yourself but it was just as transparent
Cause you only gained your ghostly feats because father’s PTSD
So I’ll send you back down beneath, but for that you’d want a DLC
Father wanted you to be compliant, while mother just hung there dying
“Where is she?” forever silent because you were busy playing and hiding 
Say goodbye daddy was trying. Locked in a doll house where you stay crying
But think you scare me with your rhyming? BRVR KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE LYING!

Spooky (1:38-2:14)
You just keep on going don’t you. A fleshy little live one in need of some treatment. 
Act like aggressive vehement is such an achievement since your loved one left you in a state of bereavement.
Spent years under the bed, no wonder you make the readers fall asleep
Tried too keep us hooked with graphic scenes, but we’re still catching Pikachu Doll Z’s 
But explain how it was that your story went on as a carbon copy
Relied on shocking readers, but you lost succeeders by ripping off others sloppily
You revive your Dead Channel just so you could kill it off again 
Being left with a partner with whom you’re unable to make amends
But then your hate started to extend, to others who couldn’t defend
Because you often seem to tend like your world is yours to bend
Once was loved more than a friend, but that was brought to an end
Trapped a trainer with your trauma. Indeed you’d make a fine specimen

BRVR: (2:14-2:38)
Daddy went and left for war when you were barely just a toddler 
All alone for him to come back and he started chugging bottles 
White cat spitting so much nonsense. What's it all about?
“Be part of something” as just another number on his kill count
You were left there to die along with your relevance 
Stole your schtick off SCP, became a new type of pestilence
Put on your mask of the red death like your life I’m done
Screw your thousand doors the gate to hell will be your final one

Spooky vs BRVR - Rap Battles By Cri (ft. JesseBoxVO & VinnyO)

And so it begins.

Rabi as Hell Valley Sky Trees
Fightmarker as the Hanging Munchkin

Written by: Grenade
Art by: Grenade
Thumbnail by: Grenade
Flowtest by: Joosh
Mixed by: Fightmarker
Beat by: Ear2ThaBeat

Lyrics:
Hell Valley Sky Trees (0:21 - 1:04):
In 2010 we were spotted spying from the skies
But we’re here to fight the munchkin who fucking dies?
In the background while the characters walk
They went to see the wizard, you went to see god!
Discovered a hoax, We’ll stay in at the top
Your story’s the movie, with the heart left to rot
Of all of Oz’s odd stuff, you’re the famous mystery?
Can’t say we’re surprised when you went through all that misery.
A single blow to your dome and you’re swinging through the air
A little foe in this show, We’re becoming your nightmare
Found as a bird, but yet can’t ever be fly
When you were seen hanging, seems nobody cried
You’ve been know as dark, so let me shed light
And leave your corpse burned using bars in this rap fight!
We’re both seen as legends, but I’ll tell you this
We’re observing, while your soul’s stuck as a myth

The Hanging Munchkin (1:04 - 1:37):
Saying I’m not fly? I’ll show you what I can do
I’m hanging on a branch and I can still topple over you
I’ve been around for way longer, so I ain’t gonna lie, boss
It’d make sense you’d be high when you sit in the skybox!
Your face has no worth in today’s games so it’s a big shame
You spent all that time to get fame, but you cannot take
One fucking break, as my life went away, you have no right to say
I’m practically lame, cuz when we talk your name, no one looks as they play
Let me give you a tip, because your lines were ass
When it comes to “Shiverburn”, maybe use the second half
The shadows are casted, but nothing stands in them
So stop stalking players and succumb to verbal venom!


Hell Valley Sky Trees (1:37 - 1:58):
We bounce back and forth, but you’re like a breeze
Calling us dead? Bitch, you can’t even breathe 
Think twice about words about us as the shade
Because at least we gave scares to all those who played!
As the flow calms down, so does your story
Your verse is debunked, it’s the end of your glory
We surely had fun, but good things never stand
So take away that noose and get away from this land!

The Hanging Munchkin (1:58 - 2:20):
I’m not done with you yet, don’t hang up on me now
With that grand height, I’ll send you right to the ground
I seem to be rare, you’re easy to be found
But WarioWare brought your dumbass straight down!
With that poor figure, with towering size
Slenderman did it better as a background secret
Only thing that makes you scary are those two eyes
So when they’re taken away, you’re shadows on a deep end

Hell Valley Sky Trees vs. The Hanging Munchkin - Grenade's Rap Battles (ft. Fightmarker and Rabi)

NOTE: This was supposed to be uploaded on the 12th, sticking with the pattern of every 12th and 24th of each month being the upload day. Unfortunately, I was suffering from major alcohol poisoning and was bed-ridden for 36 hours. My apologies. So enjoy!


Two-Face Voiced By Matt Raichous
Cruella Voiced By JesseBoxVO
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Mixed By Matt Raichous
Thumbnail By TheDangerStranger

BEAT: Base De Rap - "JAZZ SAX" | Hip Hop Instrumental | BOOM BAP TYPE BEAT FREESTYLE | DAGA BEATMAKER


Two Face:

I’ll take a break from running Gotham’s underground
I’ve dealt with rodents, Kryptonians, even freaks and clowns
So I can go a round against The Disney Fur Fanatic
Crash you like your car chase when I blast you like an automatic!
I leave caskets  and tragedy in my wake
Your plots were more baked than you inside a cake!
Leave a skeleton shaking like she dosed with Crane’s toxins
Get Jasper and Horace to come and take your spot then
Call you the devil? The Radcliffes must be dummies
Your biggest criminal act was failing to steal puppies!
Head or tails, Cruella? Either way, you’re losing!
So many dogs, but you’re still the biggest bitch in the movies!

Cruella:

Oh, were you starting? Oh sorry Harvey.
You’ll need more to Dent Cruella, darling!
Check my coat, you know this woman’s balling
I’ve seen you try rocking purple. That was appalling.
The weakness member of the Bat’s Rouge Gallery
Forced to use a coin flip to choose your faux morality
Just check my salary, this fashion queen is making bank
You carry two guns, bitch, so why’d you only fire blanks?
Your canon’s full of heartache, life played you like poker
Then Schumacher took over and turned you into Joker!
But the real joke is you thinking you’ll win this battle
I’d rather hear Roger’s songs than your prattle!


Two Face:

That was it? You barely put up a fight.
But the difference between you and me is black and white
I’ve faced the Dark Knight, you failed against the dogs twice
You aren’t skating by when I put Disney broads On Ice!
You’ll hit the concrete, tails up like a bad flip
When I go crazy on you and treat you like an Arkham trip!
Can’t hide behind your reboot clout for cover
You’ll be eaten alive. I guess you are like your mother

Cruella:

The only Hyde I know is the one you're based on
I’ve seen you in a court-case, you can’t handle a face off!
An acid tongue attorney got the acid skin bath
Your girl couldn’t stand the fact your personality’s in halves!
And reboot disses? Mr 52’s a hypocrite!
No wonder you’re so negative, with Marvel making better flicks!
Two Face is getting bit. I won’t give you another turn
Your coin can’t help heal you from another burn.

Two-Face Vs. Cruella De Vil - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1a3JlW6M0pNp23xib6GgBoCFLBHBVSr1NUn7Zi_GGRA8/edit
Snakebite126 as Flowey
GamingPlush64 as Crazy Dave
Written by Legengo, MetaMachine, GamingPlush64 and Rabi
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Beat by InsaneBeatz
Thumbnail by Legengo
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Green Underdogs"
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Mad Science"

Crazy Dave vs. Flowey

Welcome to the series premiere of Objects vs Anything! In this fearsome battle, we have the first president of the United States, George Washington, engaging in lyrical combat against a washing machine. Who will win? Listen to find out!

OBJECTS VS ANYTHING
GEORGE WASHINGTON
VS
WASHING MACHINE
YEP.

George Washington:
This reads not like a battle, more a chore of a weekly visit
When all you’re good for’s washing the red I left on the coats of the British
Want something that’ll make your head enter a spin cycle? Well here, peasant 
You could never revolve without the revolution I spearheaded
I fought for my Rights, got my face on the Bill
Fall to my might, you’ll be leaking yourself
Step to me, your insides get chopped
You’ll be left like a child using you as a hiding spot 
I may have died but look at how I croaked
We all know I’m ill when I rap from my throat
This battle shall read like my inauguration, I’m winning this bitch by unanimous vote

Washing Machine:
Come at me, George? You’ll sustain damage of sorts you can’t afford
Because with skill, you’re more starved than your fellow soldiers in Valley Forge
But all I need is to take one glance at your dirty laundry, son
You’re only good at racial cleansing, call you white-Washington
(Oh!) Big wigs ain’t scaring me
This dude’s been a hack since the cherry tree
This flow, you shouldn’t be crossing, kid
You’ll get whipped like you’re building your monument
While you were out in the war, such a bad leader even the French made you tap out
Ask Martha if you were the only Washington with wood in your mouth
I’m a washing machine and I come in so clean, you’ll bobbing to me cause my bars are so heat
This old Washington freak may have got a DC but on top of this beat, he ain’t fathering me
Bro you used to be known as America’s savior, now scandals cause vandals to spark your erasure 
Now your only history left that remains are the dollars that people come to me to pay with

George Washington:
Oh please, the rope in my lawn is more effective with lines, sir 
I’d call this battle a wash, but your style couldn’t be dryer
People get mad at you when you make a sock lose its place?
Let’s see how mad you get once I leave you socked in the face
I kept the states United in a time of crisis
You’re a wrinkle getting crushed by a fist of iron
First damn president to set foot into office
Meanwhile, it’s a given, your rap noise: obnoxious
Once I’ve left this dysfunctional apparatus burned with rhymes
It won’t take any suicidal web challenge for me to turn the Tides

Washing Machine:
Were too pussy to take sides in any of the Father’s tons of feuds
God damn, even George Washington Carver has more nuts than you!
Call you washed up ‘cause your fame will drown
Threw out the king, so how can you take the crown
Rather alone than in bad company? Hardly
You couldn’t get invited to a political party
No treaty’s enough to defeat me, so now let’s see what your eulogy’s going to read
First in war, first in peace, and first to be cleaned up by the flow machine

WHAT WON?
WHAT’S NEXT?
I’LL PROBABLY DECIDE THE NEXT MATCHUP BUT IF I LIKE YOURS IT’LL BE DONE AND YOU DECIDE THE WINNER!
OBJECTS VS ANYTHING

Snakebite126 as George Washington
Freshy Kanal as Washing Machine
Mixing and Mastering by Freshy Kanal
Child Hiding Spot line written by GamingPlush64
Written by Snakebite126 and Commander Jacob
Additional writing help from Eddiefrb
Beat by Hala-X

That about covers it. I have some ideas cooking up for the next installments, but feel free to suggest your own ideas and if they're good, I'll do them! Smell you later, alligator. ;)

George Washington vs Washing Machine - Objects vs Anything [SERIES PREMIERE]

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