It's back, but 10x times more fire than it was before :) 

VOLUME WARNING!
Half of this battle is yelling. So if you need to, please turn down your volume to listen to this battle.

Took me a couple months but we finally have another battle in the pipeline. Here we have childhood plush channel, SpinDashPro. Against infamous Sonic fanboy, Sammyclassicsonfan!

SpinDashPro:
What you're about to see will be total destruction! 
Tails, not now, I'm trying to deliver an introduction 
What, against the guy from 2010
Who only serves as a footnote for nerds who browse on the web? Yeah!
Your mic’s the only peak you reached, your sound’s soundin’ stressed!
Leave it to the 14 year old to go and spout some nonsense
You're already used to throwing, dude, your house is a mess
Aged about 3 years and then went down with your trend! 
My content will forever remain iconic
Your content’s TedTalking why people hate Sonic
And who’s the choice of guy on your back that you’ve chosen?
I thought we already took down SuperMarioLogan

Sammyclassicsonicfan:
I’ve had it up to here with your fricking spitting!
‘Least all my fans didn’t think I’m fricking missing!
It’s funny how my content’s the one you’re fricking dissing
‘Cause yours devolved to Sonic fan-frick-tion!
You attack like you're so fricking harmful
But your rhyming sounds like you're tripping marbles!
And I’m tired of having to deal with the trolls and haters
My shots frick you up like “IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER”
Paused production and the fans grew older
You run a track as well as a Krazy Koster
Fricking pull in Knuckles and you’re still punching out 
So make like all your old videos and cut it ou-

SpinDashPro:
Raps flunking like the 2DS, but I guess two really suits too
Must be drinking disappearing ink, I can see right through you
But hey, it’s bold of you to embrace what you used to be, it’s cool to see
Then you wouldn’t have changed much if you quit YouTube!

Sammyclassicsonicfan:
Me quitting YouTube? You’re one to talk
You fricking shooed off of the platform and dropped
You’re not good with comebacks, just look at your growth, man!
I’d switch the channel to a different cooking program

GamingPlush64 As Sonic
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtWX7jJ5lodM_poQuXMTqjQ
Shimario As Tails
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsFyrvAhPhiEvJ1yL_Ux8MQ
Fightmarker as sammyclassicsonicfan
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClNJgoh_a9oYoLenAR0RzGg

Written by Rabi and GamingPlush64
Mixed and mastered by GamingPlush64
Beat by Kustom
Thumbnail by Rabi
Art by Nooby
https://soundcloud.com/user-465943028

SpinDashPro VS Sammyclassicsonicfan - Rap Battle #13

Video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hUNnxYldx4

Waldo: (0:10)
The name’s Waldo, (yuh) I got that wild flow (yuh)
Take a gaze at any page and I stay swole, bro (uh)
The most iconic snappy dresser in the world, though
I’d still be the most terrifying thing in your whole show
Oh no! Got a forest of horrors? It’s really not
Only time I step inside that place is for a pissing spot (piss)
Chased a generation with those lanky limbs of yours
But now some scraped up views is the only thing you’re reachin’ fo’
Your face is pasty white (uh), you got that drabby tie (huh?)
Looking like you gonna go and work that 9 to 5 (woo)
Corner me among these trees and G you finna die (blick)
Even some whiny teen could come and snap this ‘Skinnyguy’
How’d you win a Photoshop contest lookin’ so basic? All
your creator knew was how to use was the fuckin’ eraser tool
You faceless fool, want me to play your game and take the chance?
Well, take a good look at MY page and try finding who fucking asked?

The Slenderman: (0:53)
My God, I’m regretting letting you act first
No face and I’m still wincing at that verse
Leave no trace of this hipster vigilante
Who’s only a hero to every kid who can’t read
Think you’re snazzy? I see past your dorky shtick
Looking like you’re tryna show the kids your magic walking stick
While I’m actually deadly when I stalk
After this all people will be finding’s red and white chalk
Not to set you off but what’s with all this petty talk?
You’ve said a lot for a wimp who’s biggest weakness is getting doxxed
You hang out with a wizard, a hornet prick and a dressed up dog
Why are you the fishy one when I’m the one with tentacles?
Your books, they sure slayed it, they couldn’t be more aimless
Even I wouldn’t hunt whoever vomits on your pages
This cornflake can keep frosting up those window peeping eyes
Every time he spots a new chick that he’s gonna leave behind

Waldo: (1:36)
I meet all those beach babes in each page then get laid (yep)
You’ve been a rap battle prostitute the last decade (cuck)
What do you have to show for your net fame?
We’re all still waiting for the Arrival of a slightly less shit game

Slenderman: (1:47)
Wanna talk to me on quality? They banned all your sales
Now the only things that kids can’t find are your books on store shelves
But now it’s time to join them, I’ll enjoy your feeble panic
Here’s a new place to get lost in because all you’ll see is static

The Slenderman vs. Where's Waldo? | Midge's Rap Battles S2

it's my birthday woooooooo

Azia as Aya Drevis (Mad Father)
Light as Kazuya Mishima (Tekken)
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Additional writing help by JK03 and E Man
Mixed by Light
Beat by Trunxks 
Special thanks to Stofferex

Aya (0:13):
Father told me of a warrior, a once fierce-spirited youth
Who used to train with Jinpachi free from corrupt corporations 
He was raised then with compassion by a mother that her love abused 
Now he keeps his traumas locked away like a corpse in a basement!
Face it, you're a broken shell from all the scars you accumulated in the past
It’s Mad, how you’re pulling off all these strings on your son - no wonder you can’t be attached!
(Uh) You're cursed with a Rage Drive; all the hate, strife that you built up will not phase mine
For your dated franchise, spewing out the same plot ‘bout a bunch of lame guys always vying to take lives
Your fame cannot take flight, even sprouting wings
When it comes to frontrunners, they're crowning Jin (Ooh!)
Bad blood runs deep in the veins of your kin
Man, Ogre’s holy water could not cleanse your sins
Don’t even need a Mini Chainsaw for me to be offing this
Been dropping hits since 2012, you were just dropped off a cliff!

Kazuya (0:52):
A fight is about who is left standing, nothing else... 
But you best run away like you always do before this devil brings hell 
Beat me? I'll just come back like a Phoenix if you give me the drop 
You’re a bigger nuisance than Paul, BUT I WON’T LET THIS END IN A DRAW!
(AAAAARGH!) DON’T DARE TRY TO ACT LIKE YOU’RE PASSIVE 
(ARGH!) WHEN YOU SMITE CATS FOR SATISFACTION! 
(ARGH!) YOU WENT AND BURNED DOWN YOUR WHOLE MANSION
(ARGH!) BUT COULDN’T PACK FLAMES IN YOUR RAPPING!
(ARGH!) I SHOULD’VE BEEN GIVEN A CHALLENGE
(ARGH!) NOT A BLAND, PSYCHOPATHIC DISTRACTION! 
I LET MY FATHER DESCEND INTO A PIT
YOURS MADE YOU TAKE A DESCENT INTO MADNESS!
(ARGH!) Step to the Iron Fist? Don't try it, bitch!
Daddy made you a doll ‘cause you're fucking lifeless!
I'll come for your throat, leave you choking on your lines
But no pain could be true retribution for your crimes
Inducing ill patients to visit your clinic
So you can just kill ‘em and finish your twisted
endeavours to fulfill your promise to him?
Your victims aren't the only ones that are sick!

Aya (1:31):
I let my father do his work, but I just can't forgive your experiments 
Putting boxing gloves on dinosaurs, you call THAT the peak of science?

Kazuya (1:38)
Dealt with Dio, but I’ll be the one leaving you steamrollered
So go tell my son that on a track, “Dein Vater Mörder” (HA!)

Aya (1:45):
Mother told me that I shouldn't ever try to tell lies:
Her perfume couldn't even make your sweaty players smell nice!
Conditioned to be dauntless but you won't be when I fight you
If you wish to see the face of fear, look behind you…
You got a girl pregnant then left her rejected
Effective in violence? Only when it’s domestic!
Neglected since birth, man your torment is endless
No wonder you snapped worse than your mother’s neck did! (hehehe…)
Being strapped to a rocket’s the only time you'll take off 
What a tragic fate - the one person you loved wanted this total waste of space offed!

Kazuya (2:10):
Your own maid left you slain so she can stay as Alfred’s mistress
I joined the ranks of Smash, you can’t even lift your mother’s Spirits!
Shattered your humanity and morals when your father died
Now I'll make like Monika and DRAG YOU TO THE AFTERLIFE!
(evil laughter)

Aya Drevis vs Kazuya Mishima. SIR Rap Battles (ft. Azia & Light)

Welcome to the four hundred and twentieth installment of “Quick Diss”! We have two FNAF fan games today! (go fucking figure) the yolked up "chaos God of death" himself, Flumpty! Up against, our favourite debaucherous bear… and fuckboy (albeit a virgin) himself, Freddy Fuckboy!

Lyrics:

Flumpty:
Hi, I'm Flumpty, im an egg, your night of debaucheries upon you creep
A cocky, sleazy, RPG! That pizza should've went soft with cheese
You're a novelty, i'm an anomaly, another dark lord you'd give all praise to
Transcend time and space but scuffed plots are something I'm not untaint to

Fuckboy:
I fucking hate you. Are you ready for Freddy? Shit-ass games blew, just like the confetti
That went and slayed you, HAM, SPAM, and SALAMI, 6 and your name poofed, RAN FAST AND THEN BODIED
That cast of "friends", then tell my wrongs, your enragements mild
Your creator went "inhale my dong engagement child"
Fan-base has split, folded like omelets, so what Blammed first?
Chicas hot bird ass, the egg, or your crunk fan-verse?
Attacked first? Engage the Flumpty motherfucker
Half-assed verse, pavements Bumpty for a plunder
Can't put you back together, like that One Week shows
The wall you sat on couldn't compare to what keeps Chrome
Pedo, and attached to a long joke gone rouge
"Means to an end" then Scott Cawth you one hope 
And your last game was, uhh, passed as Flumpty's "new hit"
But if you ask me bruh, that was fucking stupid.
Float away from this battle, your crazy game lies in inputs
I'll blaze you like assholes, take Cranky's Advice and git gud
New Dork, new ports, FUCKING LICENSED MERCHANDISE
Who sourced your course? no. Make like your merchant and die.
But what eggs you on? You're stuck in penance, sequels missed
You dumb bitch I won, I fucking did it eat my shit.

Flumpty:
Myyyy tuuurrn. But your turn based combat is half baked
I hurt. Yiffing your dicks, party best have cakes
I sure, don't need a blunt or some dumb hat saved
To grind yourrrr, robotic carcass to match paste.
How's that for a Final Mix, your clout matches your child's pace tho
Why don't you chow on this, this Clown facet came out of a-holes
What's with allowing this? Without dank memes your parts foil
Amount to shit. YOUR FUCKING FACE IS GONE, Hard Boiled.
Grab a Dragon Dildo, smack you, simple, cuz I felt like it
I amassed the end of the Goddamn world with a meteorite 
Did that not Rhyme on the mic or can you tell I kid?
Killed a-billion times, you're an Eyesaur, I'm meatier, right?
Your teams beat in this fight, so try to flee or then die
Because i'm mean when I'm fried, don't bite at me or I'll fight
Scream, and reap out your eyes. See, to me you're a prize
Another fiend to help my best friends shriek and their mine
Your fragile masculinity, the only damn humility 
This "man" has ever seen, you haven't "shat" on anything
A girls bathroom? You're never clean, tell that you coiled it.
This mammal parody. Better? Please... fell in the toilet.

Fuckboy:
I'm going to punch the fuck out of this egg 'til it shuts up
Punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch.
Ok this isn't working, I'll finish this verse, sugma.
Insufferable piece of garbage. Flumpty and co. fucked up...

-CAST-
Flumpty: KingMewtwo
Freddy Fuckboy: Himself

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: JaCon
Written by: JaCon

Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20Shockwave.mp3

Beat Produced by: Tristan
Mixed by: jort

Thanks for listening to the "final" "Quick Diss" and remember kids, git gud.

Flumpty Bumpty vs Freddy Fuckboy - (Quick Diss) #420

Tricky vs. Pennywise - Royale Rap battle!

Swoldow as Tricky

AMONG US as Pennywise

Mixed by Oofie

Art by Limjj

Flowtest by ChandlerCCRB & Powerofdan 

Written by King ducky, GnomeYT, M&Mattie & E man

Writing assistance from GnomeYT, FutureFilmMaker, ChandlerCCRB, Javi-kami,  SuperGamerBro

Beat Prod. Anywaywell 

Tricky:
I’m facing a clown in a skirt? A new outfit’s what you need!
Not to worry though, I bet you’re used to being verbally bullied!
You claim that fear’s your game; your townies are scarier than you though
There's no way this clown’s beating me so crawl back into your den, bro (Denbrough)

Those yellow-raincoat kiddy films are as creepy as Coraline; you’re boring!
Even your short point and click game wasn't scary; it left me snoring!
After two weeks of your movies release, the franchise went back to being dead
Your sequel might be the only thing that drags on longer than that forehead!

Pennywise:
Hiya Tricky! You wanna play? I’ve got a really fun game!
It’s called: ‘Try to find fans that think your character’s great’ (none!)
Need to call Hank around, so you will stop sucking 
You'll only be remembered from Friday Night Funkin! (WAHA!)

I may be Pennywise, but my lines are Rich (ye)
Look at that stop sign and beep beep richie
Clean the gore and dull the edge (ay) I've seen more blood from Bev (ay)
Your Steam Engine doesn’t rev (ay) Forgotten like your game dev! (ay!)

Every twenty seven years, I am racking thousands of kills!
Might’ve faced a lot of combat, but you can’t top my b-b-battle skills
Oh, I’m sorry, did I s-stutter? I'm making this zombie pay the bill
This world-eating evil being achieved a body count that you never will!

Tricky:
Just because you shape shift, you think you’re powerful, scary, and heartless? 
Well why then when Losers show up they leave you battered and heartless?!
I'm leaving birthday clown’s bulb busted, since his flow’s a bunch of dead light
You’re such a pushover that's even how a bunch of children beat you in a fight!

It's pretty easy to see that your creator was high when making you
All that nose candy in his system must’ve left him floating too! 
If you think your winning this duel then, like Eddie, you're popping pills
This clown’s movies aren't scary only flooded with off screen kills

Your verse is INCOMPLETE…
A turtle can destroy you, while this clown has immortality!
This clown is KILLING THIS BEAT...
Drowning a sewer troll in my flow? I guess it comes naturally!!!

Pennywise:
Shut it Grunkfuss, I am done with your lazy, forced in lines  
Leave you shaking when you see me with or without an improbability drive
Started with no face, no words, no brain, and not a personality to see
Covering scars with a metal mask? Real original, Victor von Voorhees!

When I rock the boat, I’m flowing like it’s Georgie’s paper one
Peepin’ from the sewers to watch those skills go down the drain
I’ll leave you redder than my balloons by the time I’m done
So go and pray to Jesus, so he can slay you once again!

When it comes to killer clowns, I got more Street cred, so get the Sign!
Terrifying readers since '86, while you were an old meme online!
I’ve been slayin’ the game for decades; you've faded from the public view
There’s NO REASON to be resurrected after this CLOWN KILLS YOU! 
Hahahahaha!


Tricky vs. Pennywise - Royal Rap Battle! [ft. Swoldow] (AUDIO ONLY)

Thumbnail by M!CAH

JesseBox as Spooky
https://youtube.com/channel/UCb6Gxnbj2fJs5n_Pug9x0gQ

VinnyO as BRVR
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbv0_MM2Hp8wtC8iZaT0fqw

Written by Cri 
Additional help: Nooby

Flowtest by Cri
Mixed by jort

Beat by Trunxks
https://trunxksbeatz.com

Beat edited by Cri

Art by Nooby and Shnuzzelzz

Spooky (0:24-0:48)
Hello I am Spooky, scaring you will be my duty
Sit down, take some notes cause i know your story’s fluky
Now listen up newbie, cause you’re just kooky and unruly 
So let’s take a peek at you, Pikachu, and show you who’s truly spooky
A soul may wonder an endless maze
But your soul wonders for endless days
To go and break your game’s own code
And force your hate through twisted ways
To see your trainer’s loving gaze is something you don't really know
And it's something you never will, anyway jus-just go…


BRVR (0:49-1:37)
A sickly slacker slasher wants to serve me in this strife
Spooks should summon her simple specimens to try not to die a second time
So check the timeline, you’re sure to find on how your life went out of control 
But don’t worry Spooky I’m already used to killing some lost souls
Seems Kira couldn’t have managed to make a more broken game
if they took your entire story and made it all one in the same
But they couldn’t save your name causing your series to Lag
Pocketing other people’s concepts. Just let the cat out the bag
A slave in the afterlife your purgatory should’ve been apparent 
Tried to build a story on yourself but it was just as transparent
Cause you only gained your ghostly feats because father’s PTSD
So I’ll send you back down beneath, but for that you’d want a DLC
Father wanted you to be compliant, while mother just hung there dying
“Where is she?” forever silent because you were busy playing and hiding 
Say goodbye daddy was trying. Locked in a doll house where you stay crying
But think you scare me with your rhyming? BRVR KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE LYING!

Spooky (1:38-2:14)
You just keep on going don’t you. A fleshy little live one in need of some treatment. 
Act like aggressive vehement is such an achievement since your loved one left you in a state of bereavement.
Spent years under the bed, no wonder you make the readers fall asleep
Tried too keep us hooked with graphic scenes, but we’re still catching Pikachu Doll Z’s 
But explain how it was that your story went on as a carbon copy
Relied on shocking readers, but you lost succeeders by ripping off others sloppily
You revive your Dead Channel just so you could kill it off again 
Being left with a partner with whom you’re unable to make amends
But then your hate started to extend, to others who couldn’t defend
Because you often seem to tend like your world is yours to bend
Once was loved more than a friend, but that was brought to an end
Trapped a trainer with your trauma. Indeed you’d make a fine specimen

BRVR: (2:14-2:38)
Daddy went and left for war when you were barely just a toddler 
All alone for him to come back and he started chugging bottles 
White cat spitting so much nonsense. What's it all about?
“Be part of something” as just another number on his kill count
You were left there to die along with your relevance 
Stole your schtick off SCP, became a new type of pestilence
Put on your mask of the red death like your life I’m done
Screw your thousand doors the gate to hell will be your final one

Spooky vs BRVR - Rap Battles By Cri (ft. JesseBoxVO & VinnyO)

R.J. MacReady Voiced By Skitzy
Ellen Ripley Voiced By K.C.
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Mixed By Matt Raichousz
Thumbnail By BDGR

BEAT: [FREE] (DARK) Sci-Fi Type Beat - "Unknown"

MacReady:

This is MacReady, it’s time to get serious
Is the cold getting to me? I must be delirious.
They chose the most basic badass to be my foe
But if you really wanna throw, I’ll leave a body in the snow
I keep a level head, an expert in a chopper
I spit so sick I should be checked out by Copper
You blew the doors open for the female lead
But the only bomb you’re packing now is Alien 3
I’ll roast foes, turn monsters into ashes
You just boring, more robotic than Ash is
So this is Game Over! I’m winning, no hitch
Before I give another drink to a cheating bitch

Ripley:

This is Ripley. Last from the Nostromo.
Word of warning, RJ. I’m a pro, though.
So I’ll be going through this hairy ape. You can’t best me
I’m not a blood drop, Mac, so don’t test me
The fact you actually survive is confusing.
Like how the viewers felt at the end of your movie
I was the blueprint for sci fi women stopping the slaughter
Your film is now a Guide to Being the Imposter!
Call me any name you want, your disses miss
You should avoid contact. Stay away from this bitch
Your ego’s so massive, but all your skills are passive
Hell even your blow up doll’s seen more action!

MacReady:

Mac’s ready for anything as wind blows
I’ll be leaving you burned, call you Windows!
The Arctic snow hurts  but the Thing that’s really killing me
Is the thought of having to sit through your quadrilogy!
Your Chest-bursting might have caused you pain
But didn’t hurt your heart as much as knowing Newt wasn’t saved
Cloning you was deranged! Just gives me more of you to run though
I blow the lid off of battles, so FUCK YOU!


Ripley:

I think you had too much J&B Scotch
You’ll get smoked like Palmer when Ripley’s on watch
This guy is all talk, murdered Clark and didn’t care
But all your friends would be alive if you listened to Blair!
In this battle, we won’t hear you survive
The Thing will have to use your corpse for a warm place to hide
Ripley’s winning, believe or not, so don’t you dare talk
Throw up the white flag as I toss you out the airlock!

Ellen Ripley Vs. R.J. MacReady - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

Frankenstein’s Monster:
LEGO set from pizzeria against me? In no mood to play!
I choke you with your own wires, this time you thrown away!
You don’t spit ill, ironic with fandom so toxic
Step to me, get neck snapped like toy, Foxy
Flow gold like Fredbear, I give you the death stare
Try to be terrifying, but map bots make people scared
We have characters with same names, is that coincidental?
But now ripping-off Jekyll and Hyde with a sun—I’m skeptical!
This monster leaves your FNaF World Glam-rocked
Toss you out like Bonnie and leave your mouth springlocked
It’s not ‘84, but you still come to me and bite?
Rule34 puts real meaning to “getting quirky at night”
I murder William in one night, I bring father to tears
You killed by William in one night, you can’t kill him for years! (raaah!)
Once upon a time, your game scary and eerie
Then people got confused because of gender and Game Theory!

Mangle:
Better fix your grammar if you want to fight this A.I.
Illiterate Shrek is nothing compared to my franchise
Damn right, you’re on candid camera, so sit tight
And I just might let you survive until the fifth night
You killed an innocent man and let the servant get slaughtered
Then you beg for a girlfriend, but she gets tossed in the water
Thought you’d get revenge on dad by killing Elizabeth
Well now I’m here, the one you shouldn’t have dissed!
Your lines are just like your clothes: old and shabby
While this hot-headed machine is spitting colder than daddy
In this battle you’re my Puppet because you’re no Music Man
Make lyrics that are less withered if you wanna join this band
Your story is complete trash, I’ll shove it in Chica’s beak
My timeline’s less complex than the reasons behind this freak
After listening to you, I can see why you were abandoned
You’re a Nightmare to your father who he wishes he kept dead!

Frankenstein’s Monster:
It’s shocking this machine still hanging around
Well this phantom not fantastic; my raps will burn you down
Be like Scott and retire ‘cause this battle make me tired
My story liked for years with no help from Markiplier

Mangle:
No amount of zapping could make this idiot bright
So quick to murder Henry, but no so quick with your lines
And when your enemy dies, you resort to suicide?
You've reached the very end, but you're not the victor, Frankenstein!

Cast/Crew:
SPM1000 as Frankenstein’s Monster
JesseBox as Mangle
Written by DonivideR & SPM1000
Mixed by Light
Beat by Marsad Men
Art and Cover by Grasman

Frankenstein's Monster vs. Mangle - Crazy Diss Wars

BIRTHDAY BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
Trakked as Tails Doll
Quizzique as Tails Doll screamo backups
Rosenthal as Midnight Man
Beat produced by ESKRY
Writers: Trakked, M&Mattie
Mixed by Trakked
Thumbnail by Trakked
Art by M&Mattie

Battle:

Midnight Man:
22 knocks, now I’m here to play a game
I deliver death upon all those who say my Pagan name
Ironic, the fox from Sonic’s demonic plushie has come to me
You may be floating above the track but you’re under me
Heed the rules and keep your TV screen clean of this beast
I’ll sink my teeth into this fiendish evil demon on the beat
Try to phase through the game, yet you’ll stay forever fictional
While all must cower to this lyrical spiritual ritual
Can’t hold a candle to me; you’ll feel the temperature dropping
Bring your whole fandom to me? I’ll show them something more toxic
I’ll snuff your lights out; think you’ll win this fight, now?
You’re playing by my rules; remember, you’re in my house.

Tails Doll:
Friend, you should be used to losing games to little kids
Rules say to not provoke you; do you think I give a shit?
Haha… this Ouija demon cannot even throw a punchline
Only roaming at night, it seems like you could use some sunshine..
(screamo)
DO YOU FEEL THE SUN SEARING INTO YOUR SOUL?
I'M NOT PLAYING ANY GAMES WITH YOU, NOW I'M IN CONTROL
I’LL PUT SOME SALT IN YOUR WOUNDS AND AS YOU’RE CRAWLING YOU WILL FALL IN YOUR TOMB
BUT EITHER WAY I WILL BE WATCHING YOU, TOO
(normal)
(HAHA) You’re in my world now; let’s have a race around
The tables are turning ‘cause I will come and chase you down
Whether it’s your game or your film, your name is marred, wasted
So go hide while I MAKE THIS BATTLE SONIC R-RATED

Midnight Man:
Your curses are worthless, now your players are with me.
They dropped your disc faster than you were kicked from the wiki.
You've broken the rules, so I'll unravel your strings
I'll tear this plushie's stuffing and he will feel every single thing.

Tails Doll:
You fell just behind the finish line.. and now you're mine, too
My curse will take effect so submit and I’ll find you
Time for you to leave? No… I've thought of something better
It may be 3:33, but you’ll stay with me forever…. (*laugh*)

Tails Doll vs The Midnight Game - Rap Cypher #34

Welcome to the series premiere of Objects vs Anything! In this fearsome battle, we have the first president of the United States, George Washington, engaging in lyrical combat against a washing machine. Who will win? Listen to find out!

OBJECTS VS ANYTHING
GEORGE WASHINGTON
VS
WASHING MACHINE
YEP.

George Washington:
This reads not like a battle, more a chore of a weekly visit
When all you’re good for’s washing the red I left on the coats of the British
Want something that’ll make your head enter a spin cycle? Well here, peasant 
You could never revolve without the revolution I spearheaded
I fought for my Rights, got my face on the Bill
Fall to my might, you’ll be leaking yourself
Step to me, your insides get chopped
You’ll be left like a child using you as a hiding spot 
I may have died but look at how I croaked
We all know I’m ill when I rap from my throat
This battle shall read like my inauguration, I’m winning this bitch by unanimous vote

Washing Machine:
Come at me, George? You’ll sustain damage of sorts you can’t afford
Because with skill, you’re more starved than your fellow soldiers in Valley Forge
But all I need is to take one glance at your dirty laundry, son
You’re only good at racial cleansing, call you white-Washington
(Oh!) Big wigs ain’t scaring me
This dude’s been a hack since the cherry tree
This flow, you shouldn’t be crossing, kid
You’ll get whipped like you’re building your monument
While you were out in the war, such a bad leader even the French made you tap out
Ask Martha if you were the only Washington with wood in your mouth
I’m a washing machine and I come in so clean, you’ll bobbing to me cause my bars are so heat
This old Washington freak may have got a DC but on top of this beat, he ain’t fathering me
Bro you used to be known as America’s savior, now scandals cause vandals to spark your erasure 
Now your only history left that remains are the dollars that people come to me to pay with

George Washington:
Oh please, the rope in my lawn is more effective with lines, sir 
I’d call this battle a wash, but your style couldn’t be dryer
People get mad at you when you make a sock lose its place?
Let’s see how mad you get once I leave you socked in the face
I kept the states United in a time of crisis
You’re a wrinkle getting crushed by a fist of iron
First damn president to set foot into office
Meanwhile, it’s a given, your rap noise: obnoxious
Once I’ve left this dysfunctional apparatus burned with rhymes
It won’t take any suicidal web challenge for me to turn the Tides

Washing Machine:
Were too pussy to take sides in any of the Father’s tons of feuds
God damn, even George Washington Carver has more nuts than you!
Call you washed up ‘cause your fame will drown
Threw out the king, so how can you take the crown
Rather alone than in bad company? Hardly
You couldn’t get invited to a political party
No treaty’s enough to defeat me, so now let’s see what your eulogy’s going to read
First in war, first in peace, and first to be cleaned up by the flow machine

WHAT WON?
WHAT’S NEXT?
I’LL PROBABLY DECIDE THE NEXT MATCHUP BUT IF I LIKE YOURS IT’LL BE DONE AND YOU DECIDE THE WINNER!
OBJECTS VS ANYTHING

Snakebite126 as George Washington
Freshy Kanal as Washing Machine
Mixing and Mastering by Freshy Kanal
Child Hiding Spot line written by GamingPlush64
Written by Snakebite126 and Commander Jacob
Additional writing help from Eddiefrb
Beat by Hala-X

That about covers it. I have some ideas cooking up for the next installments, but feel free to suggest your own ideas and if they're good, I'll do them! Smell you later, alligator. ;)

George Washington vs Washing Machine - Objects vs Anything [SERIES PREMIERE]

Bendy battle?!?!?! NOOOOOO!!!!
JenniNoMRC as Bendy
Vladimyr P. as Zalgo
Beat produced by Tantu
Thumbnail by Rabi
Art by Jason Carreon and Nooby
Mixed by Vladimyr P.
Written by Trakked, JoeNoMRC and Creeperpasta 
Additional help by CannibalWorms

Battle:

Bendy:
It's time to start the show, and Joey Drew presents:
"Satan tries to best Bendy but he's the one gettin' bent"
Ain’t no saint, tainted as the angel, tryna steal the show
The wall of text can’t compare with hand-drawn flow!
But ya see, off screen, I'm not very nice
To any screamin' demon tryna steal my spotlight
And I'm well versed in music, your poem doesn't count, though
Last time I checked, no one wants to listen to your sounds (oh!)
While I'm entertaining children of all ages,
You barely scare readers, you're borderline racist,
With memes like your pasta, copy and pasted,
So many mouths yet you're still so tasteless!

Bendy (Zalgo):
Though in reality, why would I try to spit
Against the bane of light, the god of eternal abyss
The almighty hivemind, it’s my time to succumb
Ascending from the underworld,

Zalgo: 
HE COMES!
Want a Dark Revival? Something Awful's in the midst
Not so innocent with dozens of lost souls in the mix
Although I may be eyeless, it seems you are blind
As you cannot see your relevance has faded over time
You're.. cuphead with an asterisk
A flimsy limbed freak is what this bastard is 
Made by TheMeatly, yet you're so bare bones 
you belong in the casket with Alice, kid.

Bendy:
Seems I'm laughing now after your verse's end
I should tape all your mouths so you'll never speak again
A false god that ripped off Cthulhu and his Mythos
Will be axed and added in our cans of soup. Delicious!
Wandering's a sin, but that's your r/fifthworldproblem
Snuffin' a hivemind's candle, I'll forever be a god, son!
Ya put the Z's in Zalgo 'cause you leave me tired
Say your legacy's unmatched, but I know how to deal with liars. (Hehehe!)

Zalgo:
I'm eternal; you easily get destroyed by a spacebar 
Victory's stained with the blood of Am Dhaegar
Caused death with your existence and that made me overjoyed
Then hopped off the page like "I wanna be a real boy!"
I turn comics to atrocities, but you're already broken
Stay in your silence and take back every word you’ve spoken
Stolen from Stein, now I've stolen this strife
Seems this mere dream should have never come to life.

Bendy: 
Oh please! Garfield could bend a better verse! 
Most people believe you to be a member of the Slenderverse!
Spitting more effective than this infection's bad jokes!
This toon made you Looney, That's all folks! (Hahaha!)

Zalgo:
All your friends killed off, now you only have Laurence 
Your game's a glitchy mess that even I find abhorrent!
Singing with my seventh mouth so you'll face the end
A false god has been erased; Can I get an amen?

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