JustGamer as Toru Iwatani 
RaccoonBroVA as Alexey Pajitnov 
RNG as the Announcer

Written by Oofie, RNG, MaviKartal2003, Dilly, KCToons, Pixel Chris, and Chandler_CCRB
Additional writing help by: Shimario
Mixed and mastered by Oofie	
Beat produced by Anywaywell
Beat edited and re-arranged by Oofie
Tetris theme re-created by Evrywunzf8vrite
Pac-Man instruments by Oofie
Demo by Oofie
Cover art by Oofie
Produced by Oofie
Special thanks to Freshy Kanal, GlitchDude, and Snakebite126

Toru Iwatani 
Press start in a fight with Toru? I assure you, I made the scene
If you wanna give your 2 cents, slot them into my game machine
Trying to run tracks through writing, as if you're some Ridge Racer
But now you’re being written on, like it’s your parents’ divorce papers
Got launched from the Soviets, just another cash grab block game
Yet you lost the top Notch status with Mojang’s mojo drop, dang!
I've turned pizza to pie charts, while Ls you're known to drop 
Mounting this brawl will leave you a loss, along with your son off

Alexey Pajitnov 
Think you're gaming’s OG? I set the revolutionary high bars
You and I aren’t even close to each other, just like your eyes are
The wacka-wacka-wack raps you spat are just hard to swallow
With your ghoul fellows, it's no surprise you're see-through and hollow
Even my pieces aren’t as blocky as the CG in your show is, man
You got that inky blinky pengame, sounds like it was ghostwritten
Though gotta hand it to you for the most-slotted game, it's a true fact
But you'll flip birds when even your own creation wouldn't even love you back!

Toru Iwatani 
Break off your blocks like it’s Gee Bee, leave you more green than the GB 
From arcade machines to your TV. When it comes to gaming, I’m beastly!
You can’t compare to my legacy, spawned countless crowds, looked upon me
Spilling the T more than your parity, patching you off like your home country!
I’m blasting off like the cathedral; you'll see, Pajitnov, we’re not equals
I gotta Hatris off, your work’s lethal; with your tactless thoughts like Pokhilko
The Iwatani from the Atari; your recent games have been no fun
I’ve got 99 problems with Tetris but this bitch ain’t one!

Alexey Pajitnov 
I'll turn the page like your textbooks, now who are you trying to fool?
Dropped out of Namco to teach, yet couldn't drop lines to get me schooled
You've appealed to the female crowd, but nothing is worth to boast it
When a flick based on your Pixels leaves all the theatre rooms ghosted!
Get on my level, dude! 256 bars is not needed for me to crash you
This will be your second failed Ghost Adventure you cannot pass through!
Easily got your boat rocked; while myself have my champion ship docked
As you’ve received ass kickings I Packed, man, from Russia with love! (Ugh)

Alexey Pajitnov vs Toru Iwatani - Rap Clash!

Chao as Red Bull
ENNWAY as Monster Energy
Dilly as G-Fuel
Zagranis as Bang Energy (cameo)

Beat, mix, thumbnail by ENNWAY
Written by ENNWAY and Dilly

Red Bull:
Red Bull gives you wiiiiings

Monster Energy:
SHUT THE FUCK UP WHO CARES
FUCK OFF GOD I AM TIRED OF YOU TOUCH GRASS

Red Bull:
That's it! This drink's about to fire shots off
12 ounces and I still blow you out the water!
When I rock the mic, I'm liked by every damn critic
You're enjoyed by any boomer with a penny to split with
So fuck wings! How 'bout you get some bitches? (HUH)
Every flavor that you have is always mid shit (HUH)
Yeah, I don't need any fancy artists or design
To put the picture in your head I'm winning every single time

Monster Energy:
Bout to drop a mad verse on this lame ass
(AY AY) WHEN IT COMES TO BEATS I'M THE APEX
AND I'M PRACTICALLY A FUCKIN’ MONOPOLY, COULDN'T YOU SEE?
LOVIN' THESE BEATS, MY BRAND IS A MONEY MACHINE (AYYY)
TALKING BOOMERS WHEN YOU'RE LITERALLY THE BOOMER OF OUR BRANDS
SO GO CATCH SOME BETTER ADS OR YOU'RE CATCHIN' UP THESE HANDS
YOU GOT ZERO FUCKING CASH, 'CAUSE THIS CAN IS MADDER
YOU SHOULD LEAVE THIS BATTLE 'CAUSE I'M CRANKING OUT THAT BANGER AFTER BANGER

Bang Energy:
Did somebody say bang?

Monster Energy:
I BANGED YOUR MOM *SHOOTS BANG ENERGY*

Red Bull:
That verse was a good tip on how your offbrands left the market
Saturated with zero spots left to get some thought in so stop it
You claim a monopoly but you're not bitch, I see through ya
Left our market overblown like COCA COLA ESPUMA
You missed the mark like your Ultra Gold and Java
You've had no legs to stand on since you sold juice products!
This brand bully's bout to land fully in a ditch
I'm soaring high above you... Red Bull gives you wiiiii-

Monster Energy:
BITCH SHUT THE HELL UP, GOD, I'M TIRED OF YOUR BULLSHIT SO
I'LL KICK YOUR ASS FASTER THAN I BOOTED BANG OUT OF BRITAIN
YOU SAY YOU GOT PEOPLE HOOKED ON THAT FUCKING GASOLINE BRO?
I'LL LEAVE YOUR STYLE AND BRAND CRUSHED LIKE A CAN ON THE ROAD
I GOT THE STAMINA, (YUH) LYRIC SLAMMIN' YA (YUH)
YOU'VE BEEN BELOW ME SINCE THE DAYS OF HANSEN NATURAL!
I'M DONE WITH THIS VERSE AND THIS ASS IS DEFEATED
HERE'S MY NEW FLAVOR: YOU CAN SUCK MY ULTRA PENIS

G-Fuel:
G-Fuel is entering the party now to shake it up
Against the two blandest of flavors, I just cannot make it up
So I suggest you brace yourselves, I'm going for the throat
And droppin a variety pack of bars cause I'm the goat
I went from online to making the stores mine
How you offer sweepstakes but not fire in your lines?
You prove it with every rhyme, you can't mix it up like I do
… That also goes for your buddy on the side too
When I start a partnership I crank it to 11
You start up a partnership to shill in Ninja Tyler Blevins
Now I'm sending y'all to heaven, you weak drinks can eat my dust
Turned you both to powder, I guess that makes three of us

Monster Energy vs Red Bull. R∆P BATTLE!

Tricky vs. Pennywise - Royale Rap battle!

Swoldow as Tricky

AMONG US as Pennywise

Mixed by Oofie

Art by Limjj

Flowtest by ChandlerCCRB & Powerofdan 

Written by King ducky, GnomeYT, M&Mattie & E man

Writing assistance from GnomeYT, FutureFilmMaker, ChandlerCCRB, Javi-kami,  SuperGamerBro

Beat Prod. Anywaywell 

Tricky:
I’m facing a clown in a skirt? A new outfit’s what you need!
Not to worry though, I bet you’re used to being verbally bullied!
You claim that fear’s your game; your townies are scarier than you though
There's no way this clown’s beating me so crawl back into your den, bro (Denbrough)

Those yellow-raincoat kiddy films are as creepy as Coraline; you’re boring!
Even your short point and click game wasn't scary; it left me snoring!
After two weeks of your movies release, the franchise went back to being dead
Your sequel might be the only thing that drags on longer than that forehead!

Pennywise:
Hiya Tricky! You wanna play? I’ve got a really fun game!
It’s called: ‘Try to find fans that think your character’s great’ (none!)
Need to call Hank around, so you will stop sucking 
You'll only be remembered from Friday Night Funkin! (WAHA!)

I may be Pennywise, but my lines are Rich (ye)
Look at that stop sign and beep beep richie
Clean the gore and dull the edge (ay) I've seen more blood from Bev (ay)
Your Steam Engine doesn’t rev (ay) Forgotten like your game dev! (ay!)

Every twenty seven years, I am racking thousands of kills!
Might’ve faced a lot of combat, but you can’t top my b-b-battle skills
Oh, I’m sorry, did I s-stutter? I'm making this zombie pay the bill
This world-eating evil being achieved a body count that you never will!

Tricky:
Just because you shape shift, you think you’re powerful, scary, and heartless? 
Well why then when Losers show up they leave you battered and heartless?!
I'm leaving birthday clown’s bulb busted, since his flow’s a bunch of dead light
You’re such a pushover that's even how a bunch of children beat you in a fight!

It's pretty easy to see that your creator was high when making you
All that nose candy in his system must’ve left him floating too! 
If you think your winning this duel then, like Eddie, you're popping pills
This clown’s movies aren't scary only flooded with off screen kills

Your verse is INCOMPLETE…
A turtle can destroy you, while this clown has immortality!
This clown is KILLING THIS BEAT...
Drowning a sewer troll in my flow? I guess it comes naturally!!!

Pennywise:
Shut it Grunkfuss, I am done with your lazy, forced in lines  
Leave you shaking when you see me with or without an improbability drive
Started with no face, no words, no brain, and not a personality to see
Covering scars with a metal mask? Real original, Victor von Voorhees!

When I rock the boat, I’m flowing like it’s Georgie’s paper one
Peepin’ from the sewers to watch those skills go down the drain
I’ll leave you redder than my balloons by the time I’m done
So go and pray to Jesus, so he can slay you once again!

When it comes to killer clowns, I got more Street cred, so get the Sign!
Terrifying readers since '86, while you were an old meme online!
I’ve been slayin’ the game for decades; you've faded from the public view
There’s NO REASON to be resurrected after this CLOWN KILLS YOU! 
Hahahahaha!


Tricky vs. Pennywise - Royal Rap Battle! [ft. Swoldow] (AUDIO ONLY)

And so it begins.

Rabi as Hell Valley Sky Trees
Fightmarker as the Hanging Munchkin

Written by: Grenade
Art by: Grenade
Thumbnail by: Grenade
Flowtest by: Joosh
Mixed by: Fightmarker
Beat by: Ear2ThaBeat

Lyrics:
Hell Valley Sky Trees (0:21 - 1:04):
In 2010 we were spotted spying from the skies
But we’re here to fight the munchkin who fucking dies?
In the background while the characters walk
They went to see the wizard, you went to see god!
Discovered a hoax, We’ll stay in at the top
Your story’s the movie, with the heart left to rot
Of all of Oz’s odd stuff, you’re the famous mystery?
Can’t say we’re surprised when you went through all that misery.
A single blow to your dome and you’re swinging through the air
A little foe in this show, We’re becoming your nightmare
Found as a bird, but yet can’t ever be fly
When you were seen hanging, seems nobody cried
You’ve been know as dark, so let me shed light
And leave your corpse burned using bars in this rap fight!
We’re both seen as legends, but I’ll tell you this
We’re observing, while your soul’s stuck as a myth

The Hanging Munchkin (1:04 - 1:37):
Saying I’m not fly? I’ll show you what I can do
I’m hanging on a branch and I can still topple over you
I’ve been around for way longer, so I ain’t gonna lie, boss
It’d make sense you’d be high when you sit in the skybox!
Your face has no worth in today’s games so it’s a big shame
You spent all that time to get fame, but you cannot take
One fucking break, as my life went away, you have no right to say
I’m practically lame, cuz when we talk your name, no one looks as they play
Let me give you a tip, because your lines were ass
When it comes to “Shiverburn”, maybe use the second half
The shadows are casted, but nothing stands in them
So stop stalking players and succumb to verbal venom!


Hell Valley Sky Trees (1:37 - 1:58):
We bounce back and forth, but you’re like a breeze
Calling us dead? Bitch, you can’t even breathe 
Think twice about words about us as the shade
Because at least we gave scares to all those who played!
As the flow calms down, so does your story
Your verse is debunked, it’s the end of your glory
We surely had fun, but good things never stand
So take away that noose and get away from this land!

The Hanging Munchkin (1:58 - 2:20):
I’m not done with you yet, don’t hang up on me now
With that grand height, I’ll send you right to the ground
I seem to be rare, you’re easy to be found
But WarioWare brought your dumbass straight down!
With that poor figure, with towering size
Slenderman did it better as a background secret
Only thing that makes you scary are those two eyes
So when they’re taken away, you’re shadows on a deep end

Hell Valley Sky Trees vs. The Hanging Munchkin - Grenade's Rap Battles (ft. Fightmarker and Rabi)

This is a battle I made for a contest my friend @user-246183970 hosted. This was from the final round, where we had to make an audio only battle entirely from scratch, with the matchup being something Jenni would think she'd like. 

I went with a Caddicarus battle because she (like me) is a fan of his videos, and chose Chills to be his opponent because uhhh they're Youtubers who's usernames start with C and also their videos are completely different genres ig????

After months of needing deadline extensions, it's finally finished. Not the biggest effort I've ever put into a battle but I think it's kinda decent still. Enjoy!

Caddicarus (0:16):
Greetings and salutations!
Welcome back to the show where I Slaughter worthless garbage with zero Salvation
Today we’re looking at a channel that makes George Wood seem grand
Presenting Cheesy horror vids as if they weren’t pre-planned
The creatures you feature would run if they saw Spons
And as for your music career? I have just one word: STOP
You probably think your shite narrations are the best in the game
But I know a friend of mine who would leave you upstaged…

Daddy Caddy:
Once there was a boy with nasally arse voice
Who thought “I’ll copy Watchmojo in an attempt to make some noise”
But all his lists were shit, and he got mocked across the net
‘Til the fact he was a joke became something he had to accept

Chills:
The last thing you’d want in your YouTube vid
Is a limey Sasquatch yelling at games made for kids
No April Fools skit, this will be your assassination
Deny your attempts at winning like your Normal Boots application
Like you do to your viewers’ ears, I’m dishing out verbal murder
And firing shots — would you like a bullet with your verse, sir?
Without your fast paced edits and random usage of memes
Then there would be nothing Salvageable about you, it seems
On top of that, you’ve gone downhill since your show’s formula got scrapped
No longer fly like a Phoenix with all that hour long trash
Every Thursday and Saturday, my fans are glued to their seats
While your fans are waiting decades between your every release

Caddicarus:
Roast this meat slab on the beat as if I was the Bacon Wizard
And my content requires effort, ya bastard! That’s where we differ
Seriously! You’ve got the most soulless commentary I’ve ever seen (sin)
So I’ll put this wet lettuce where he belongs: in the bin

Chills:
Give you a red circle, maybe you’ll get the clicks that I gain
Really had your name changed ‘cuz you hated some talking train?
(ay, ay) Don’t gamer rage about coming second, guy
‘Cuz you’ll be ranked Number One on my Top 10 Career Suicides

Beat by Epistra
Writing, Voicework and Mixing all by Me
Cover Art by MasonG

Caddicarus vs Chills. The Next Best Battle.

AdamDRB as Seth MacFarlane and Claude Monet

Edited by Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Mixed and Mastered by GlitchDude 

Beat Produced by Mixla

Art by AdamDRB

Thumbnail by Your Least Favorite Ethan

- Lyrics -

Seth MacFarlane Verse 1
Yo hey, Monet, we can get this started
Mark a second schooling you don’t wanna take a part in

Lucky Seth MacFarlane is so scathing and so heartless
Claude is so decrepit, lookin like a starvin artist

Make the meek shiver when I sweep and deliver
Crankin out that cash 9 freakin sweet figures

Makin all that bank from animation, while you paint and barely gain
A pocket full of change and 20 francs for compensation

I’m just sayin, no, not sorry your hearts broke
But you’re ancient, and I know those old fart jokes

You’ll throw, some broad strokes, but like your art it’s just a mess
Paint me in any light but I’m still colored unimpressed


Claude Monet Verse 1
Where are these good old fashioned values you made up
So wealthy, I’d weep, but creatively bankrupt

With the state of your brain drained of nothin but lame stuff
I make better seasons when I’m blind with a paintbrush

You ain’t tough, I guess this leftist missed some evidence
A cunning thief profession sucking up to some executives 

If he didn’t take the credit then his shows would never hit
All your work is bitten cause you’re but a dim impressionist

A coward, no power, no talent, it’s doubtless
Lacking in taste, against my refined palette

I come with such malice to bring down a forth end
Cancel your penning, quit writing again


Seth MacFarlane Verse 2
You paint as a bird sings? My thoughts for what it’s worth 
You’d think that jumpin off a bridge would really bring you down to Earth

My worth is earned and you’re a puppet for the government (hehehehehe)
After you’re rejected from the art school that you coveted

I’m certified fine, you’re a certified bummer
Here’s the second time you’re sent off to your grave in flying colors

Even with those cataracts you’d see this coming either way
I’ll hit you like MONET LOOK OUT… Oh wait.


Claude Monet Verse 2
Don’t act like you’re not gracious when I made the class you stayed with
You’re a hack that only cuts away my frankly waning patience

When I lost my sight my colors lost some luster too
But anyone with half a mind could see they’re twice as bright as you

You go against the Groening but the quos is what I made
My tapestry is painted, and it’s natural yours fades

Now I’ll ponder my lillies, the impression I get?
You found a 1,000,000 ways to lose a true artists respect

Seth MacFarlane vs Claude Monet - ASSRB

Matt Raichous as Shaggy Rogers and Ron Stoppable

Beat by S!dek!ck
Written, Mixed, and Edited by Matt Raichous

--LYRICS--
SHAGGY
Like, man, you think it’s hard to be a sidekick in the background?
Try being out on the frontlines when a monster comes around
I’ve seen millions of ghouls that make me wanna stop and vomit
Like that freaky hairless thing you like to carry in your pocket

RON
Hey! Don’t talk about Rufus when your dog is a doofus
Like Dr. Drakken, I’m ruthless, while your whole series is stupid
It’s useless to step up to the plate and face off with the Fearless Ferret
I saved the world from invasion, while you’re disappointing your parents
An iron stomach that couldn’t handle my naco
You’re not a hero, dude, I know it’s hard to swallow
But when all you do is follow, and never speak your mind
It’s like you’re in denial of the role you were assigned

SHAGGY
You think you’re, like, funny, but buddy, you’re witless
Your jokes are, like, ham-Fisted Monkey business
Nothing you do could be seen as comedic
Except for, like, anytime you get defeated
You live up to your name, Ron, cuz, like, you’re Stoppable
You’re never a threat, like, the weakest I’ve met, like, at best, like, you’re maybe an obstacle

RON
Can you think of anything other than to tell me I’m unfunny?
At least my jokes had a budget, you were eating all of your money
Your bars are redundant, just like your animation recycling

SHAGGY
I’ve held strong for decades, one movie sent you spiraling
Your Disney Channel live action got some really poor reactions
Used to be crafted with passion, now there's not even a fraction
Just dollar signs in the eyes of the guys behind the scenes
As your franchise loses everything by pandering to teens
You’re incompetent, Ron, you only ever win by accident
Give up and be a villain, that’s the only time you’re adequate
An actuary masochist, who just can’t seem to take a hint
Pathetic as a hero, like, your sister is a better fit
Go back to camp Wannaweep for a better chance at survival
Like, man, I’ve Gottagrin knowing you won’t get a revival 
Tangled in your mangled plotlines, like, it's gotta be painful
To put in all that effort, just to have your pants around your ankles

RON
Woah, dude, chill out, ‘cause you shouldn’t bring up losses
When you have four movies that all failed to make a profit
You’re still a stinkin’ hippie, when it’s rough, you get running
Looks like military schooling just wasn’t worth your parents’ money
Fifty years later, you’ve still got the same show, pacing and plotlines, and even the same jokes
How does the saying go? Don’t fix what ain’t broke, too bad your franchise is stale like it’s bread, though
This Mad Dog’s Barkin orders, cuz you’re baked and couldn’t make it
And you’re puffing out your chest, but the viewers know you’re faking
While the audience still loves me two decades later
The only one who loved you was an alien invader
And later, when you’re rebooted for the fifteenth time
The made up legends of your legacy are getting left behind

SHAGGY
All that strength, and you still need your girlfriend to defend you you
No matter what you do, you’re a buffoon in the end, dude
Mock me for my running, I’ll prove you’re the bigger coward

RON
And how’re you gonna do that?

SHAGGY
With one percent of my power! (Zoinks!)
Going Super Shag when I’m fast on the track
Try to roast me but everything you say falls flat
Can’t match my flow, like, you’re going too slow
Wanna go toe to toe getting dragged through your show
You fell into my trap, man, like, you’re the live bait
Let’s unmask this hungry horror and put an L on his plate

RON
Alright, we get it, bro, you’re fast, but that’s not always a good thing
No wonder Velma stopped shagging with you and kept looking
Now, you crossed the finish line, but you’re still the biggest loser
After all, brochacho, I’m Un-Stoppable! Booyah!

Shaggy Rogers vs. Ron Stoppable - Epic Rap Battles of Nostalgia

NOTE: This was supposed to be uploaded on the 12th, sticking with the pattern of every 12th and 24th of each month being the upload day. Unfortunately, I was suffering from major alcohol poisoning and was bed-ridden for 36 hours. My apologies. So enjoy!


Two-Face Voiced By Matt Raichous
Cruella Voiced By JesseBoxVO
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Mixed By Matt Raichous
Thumbnail By TheDangerStranger

BEAT: Base De Rap - "JAZZ SAX" | Hip Hop Instrumental | BOOM BAP TYPE BEAT FREESTYLE | DAGA BEATMAKER


Two Face:

I’ll take a break from running Gotham’s underground
I’ve dealt with rodents, Kryptonians, even freaks and clowns
So I can go a round against The Disney Fur Fanatic
Crash you like your car chase when I blast you like an automatic!
I leave caskets  and tragedy in my wake
Your plots were more baked than you inside a cake!
Leave a skeleton shaking like she dosed with Crane’s toxins
Get Jasper and Horace to come and take your spot then
Call you the devil? The Radcliffes must be dummies
Your biggest criminal act was failing to steal puppies!
Head or tails, Cruella? Either way, you’re losing!
So many dogs, but you’re still the biggest bitch in the movies!

Cruella:

Oh, were you starting? Oh sorry Harvey.
You’ll need more to Dent Cruella, darling!
Check my coat, you know this woman’s balling
I’ve seen you try rocking purple. That was appalling.
The weakness member of the Bat’s Rouge Gallery
Forced to use a coin flip to choose your faux morality
Just check my salary, this fashion queen is making bank
You carry two guns, bitch, so why’d you only fire blanks?
Your canon’s full of heartache, life played you like poker
Then Schumacher took over and turned you into Joker!
But the real joke is you thinking you’ll win this battle
I’d rather hear Roger’s songs than your prattle!


Two Face:

That was it? You barely put up a fight.
But the difference between you and me is black and white
I’ve faced the Dark Knight, you failed against the dogs twice
You aren’t skating by when I put Disney broads On Ice!
You’ll hit the concrete, tails up like a bad flip
When I go crazy on you and treat you like an Arkham trip!
Can’t hide behind your reboot clout for cover
You’ll be eaten alive. I guess you are like your mother

Cruella:

The only Hyde I know is the one you're based on
I’ve seen you in a court-case, you can’t handle a face off!
An acid tongue attorney got the acid skin bath
Your girl couldn’t stand the fact your personality’s in halves!
And reboot disses? Mr 52’s a hypocrite!
No wonder you’re so negative, with Marvel making better flicks!
Two Face is getting bit. I won’t give you another turn
Your coin can’t help heal you from another burn.

Two-Face Vs. Cruella De Vil - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

VIDEO COMING SOON!

Jenni No Mercy as Ed
Matt Raichous as Patrick

Beat by King EF
Written, Mixed, and Edited by Matt Raichous

PATRICK
Once upon a time, there was an ugly barnacle
A freakish creature that should’ve been in a carnival
The bottom of the barrel when it comes to being human
And, I’m laughing at your actions like “that guy’s so stupid!”
You can’t beat me, even with the strength of a gorilla
When the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
So, firmly grasp what I’m telling you, you yelling yellow brute
The only time you’re useful is when there’s a pebble in your shoe
Your lumpy head is harder than the candy that you’re after
And your constant screaming is more annoying than SpongeBob’s laughter
An obsession with old movies and boring buttery breakfast
I didn’t know that there was a person dumber than Texas.

ED
Is this the Krusty Krab? I have got a problem
I think that one of your employees has hit rock bottom
While trying to be funny, you left all of your fans bored
Now they are crying on the floor, did you want an award?
Light fires underwater, but are not hot on the beat
Because you got your own spinoff, and all the fans started to leave
I did not know that sea stars could be fat and lazy
You think that you can rap, but all you’re flowing out is gravy
Run like a chicken! I’m buttering your toast!
Chomp you like a jawbreaker, when you’re fried up from my roast
Face against the great Ed-Zilla, you’ll no longer have a quarrel
When I knock you out with a door and leave you Kamping in the Koral

Ed Vs. Patrick - Saturday Morning Rap Bonus

R.J. MacReady Voiced By Skitzy
Ellen Ripley Voiced By K.C.
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Mixed By Matt Raichousz
Thumbnail By BDGR

BEAT: [FREE] (DARK) Sci-Fi Type Beat - "Unknown"

MacReady:

This is MacReady, it’s time to get serious
Is the cold getting to me? I must be delirious.
They chose the most basic badass to be my foe
But if you really wanna throw, I’ll leave a body in the snow
I keep a level head, an expert in a chopper
I spit so sick I should be checked out by Copper
You blew the doors open for the female lead
But the only bomb you’re packing now is Alien 3
I’ll roast foes, turn monsters into ashes
You just boring, more robotic than Ash is
So this is Game Over! I’m winning, no hitch
Before I give another drink to a cheating bitch

Ripley:

This is Ripley. Last from the Nostromo.
Word of warning, RJ. I’m a pro, though.
So I’ll be going through this hairy ape. You can’t best me
I’m not a blood drop, Mac, so don’t test me
The fact you actually survive is confusing.
Like how the viewers felt at the end of your movie
I was the blueprint for sci fi women stopping the slaughter
Your film is now a Guide to Being the Imposter!
Call me any name you want, your disses miss
You should avoid contact. Stay away from this bitch
Your ego’s so massive, but all your skills are passive
Hell even your blow up doll’s seen more action!

MacReady:

Mac’s ready for anything as wind blows
I’ll be leaving you burned, call you Windows!
The Arctic snow hurts  but the Thing that’s really killing me
Is the thought of having to sit through your quadrilogy!
Your Chest-bursting might have caused you pain
But didn’t hurt your heart as much as knowing Newt wasn’t saved
Cloning you was deranged! Just gives me more of you to run though
I blow the lid off of battles, so FUCK YOU!


Ripley:

I think you had too much J&B Scotch
You’ll get smoked like Palmer when Ripley’s on watch
This guy is all talk, murdered Clark and didn’t care
But all your friends would be alive if you listened to Blair!
In this battle, we won’t hear you survive
The Thing will have to use your corpse for a warm place to hide
Ripley’s winning, believe or not, so don’t you dare talk
Throw up the white flag as I toss you out the airlock!

Ellen Ripley Vs. R.J. MacReady - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUSTGAMER! My dear friend JustGamer is turning 12 today so I decided to make this weird bullshit in like 2 hours to celebrate!

Beat by Soulker

Sandwich:
The sandwich is back, bitch, burning tracks with my rappin
I pack bread and this boutta be a stomp, call me Galactus
I’m not a strip of cheese so don’t cross me
You ain’t peanut butter, bro you can’t top me
You can call me an oven because I got heat
So make like your chef, suck on my ball meat
You were an olive branch to resolve a frantic brawl but got your ass beaten and squeezed 
Call you the U-pie-ted Nations, with how you fucking suck at keeping a piece
Your ass is temporary, I got more green than Larry
Yo mom’s a virgin so I got on top and popped her cherry

Pie:
It’s easy as pie beating this guy with heat on the mic that you can’t diss
Call me Anakin Piewalker, I don’t like sand…wich 
Thought I was pie but your mindset’s irrational
Your formula’s recipe for disaster, bro
If I wanted sand I’d head to Laguna
I’ve seen better “witches” from Konosuba
I’m layered, I’ll flame ya, you’re gayer, ask Gamer 
He ate ya, I’m gangster, like Psytube, I lift weights bruh
So call me the Pied Piper, attracted your girl and I might pipe her
Now call this a hot take but you and I aren’t equal writers

Sandwich:
You’re calling me gay, bro, you’re literally a fruit pie 
You’re a stupid worthless piece of shit, I’m glad you died
There’s too many cooks in the kitchen, too many sandwiches? Nah man you trippin
I’m appearing just to celebrate special occasions
Your death is one bitch so let’s get it 

Pie:
You know my raps fly
Strapped up with ammo, I’m a mag pie
I can’t die
I always come back like I’m William Afton I got the FNAF rhymes
Now pie’s charting, I’m a hustler, I make it rain, feel the burnin pain
Now before I go I got one last thing to say…

Ellen Ripley Vs. R.J. MacReady - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

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