AYOOO HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! also thanks for havin me on!!

DO YOU FEEL THE SUN SEARING INTO YOUR SOUL?

Video coming out May 26th.

AlaskanSam as Gundham Tanaka
SnakeBite126 as Ace Ventura
Kamren as Monokuma
Written by Trakked and Dani
Beat produced by Adamack
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:
Gundham:
I await in the very depths of hell for my rival
However, unlike your sequel, there shall be no revival.
You've the mind of a child and the body of a skeleton
You shall be another cowering at my deadly malevolence 
Human life does not concern me; yet your films certainly do
Because racism is one of your many abundant issues!
Even for a demon like myself, I cannot tolerate you
A failed SeaWorld attraction that no one could operate, too!?
Kehehe.. another beastspeaker; it seems your feats are weaker.
Toppled a tribe, yet still put in a deeper sleeper
I would curse you with a short life, yet that is too late
For you've already gone and erased your own fate

Ace:
Skunk-hair wants to squabble 'gainst the Ace of spitting swiftly?
You must be simply sickly if you think you're looking spiffy
You kinda tick me, so I'll just unleash the kitties
Then your deadly little devas would be deadly little mincemeat
(Fast rap)
You look in the garbage for your attire, I wear Hawaiian and I spit fire
No more nice guy, you make me tired, putting an end to the Ultimate Tryhard
(Normal Rap)
You're at least D tier, so you better not come crying
I'd say your name was cool buuuuut that'd be lying

Gundham:
You DARE insult my namesake?! I'll tear you limb from limb!
Though not even my malice can contest your endless sins
Dare to talk about style? Kehehe, I'll keep that noted,
Save it for the times you've been constantly transphobic! 
Your name may have come back, yet it still isn't the same
For you've eroded past your prime and now a Jr. claims your fame
I would savor the stew of death and add you as an ingredient,
Though I wouldn't want to share hell with you, sexual deviant. 

Ace:
Alrighty then, this skunk should get a brain surgeon
The Ultimate Breeder but still died as a virgin
Even with your shitty deathmatch, I'd expect some better flows, 
But just like your kill, you can't do jack shit on your own!
And no, you’re a creature of something, keep on braggin’
When you’re looking like you only lived off of Dungeons and Dragons
Rhymes more absent than your father, he shoulda laid off the booze, sir
He didn't see his son grow up a loo-hoo-hooser
See, I'm walking over you just like your execution
Making pentagrams won't save you from being an intrusion
When I'm finished porkin' Sonia, I'll steal this win in my car
Call me if you wanna die a third time; here's my card


Gundham Tanaka vs Ace Ventura - Danganronpa vs Anything

Make sure seatbelts are secure and fastened as we go into this new Rap Battle! We've got the illusive D.B. Cooper against living(?) legend Dead Bart.

D.B. Cooper:
I’ve got a verse here, so for my opening
I request a cigarette, as I’m about to smoke this kid
You’ve got windows making your crew all head to depression
I’ve got Bond-style escape plans; 00-727
D.B. Cooper, I drop bombs a plenty 
against T.V. bloopers, average emcees
This washup would fit with the rest of my bundles of dollars
Know that I go for the throat, remind you of your father?

Dead Bart:
Were you trying to impress me? You should know I’m good at breakthroughs
I’m jumpin’ on this beat like it was your escape route
This dude couldn’t even see the better choice for a main ‘chute
So I’ll be eating up this track like “what’s the deal with airplane food?”
I left Matt Groening crying when he read up on my story
You left the plane when the flight got a little too boring
And I thought I was the sitcom, but when I look at this loser
He looks less like Dan and more like Sheldon Cooper
Facin’ off with Dead Bart, now your heartbeat might stop
This sketch’s sketchy headshot went up for a high cost
But your body’s most likely outlined with white chalk
Now FOX’s best son’s stealing Zodiac Earhart’s time slot
You hit the runway and still, no one knows what your name is
I hit the runway and my face instantly became famous
Even with a rainstorm, I still got colder bars in this fight
So take your leave and take a leap into the dark of the night

D.B. Cooper:
I thought the Simpsons’ could drop bars, but it’s clear you can’t battle me
When your rapping’s more barebones than your family
And you wrote down all the tropes you decided to ride on
Then turned the creepypasta genre to the Squidward Suicide Squad
Keep this bank noted as I’m crushing this duel
Even my blank motive has more substance than you
Leave the tank loaded and get the show on the road
And when I’m flowing, know that I’m holding a grudge in this feud
The Nightmare at 20,000 Feet, towering over your treehouse
Thinking this D.B. beef is gonna leave me beat? How?
I’m hijacking this win, as you’re left shaking and crying 
Leaving you like my legacy - radio silent

Dead Bart:
Traveling on Northwest, yet your plan still went south
Go eat my shorts, man, open the stairwell and step out
And make like your exit and drop this fight
Chalk your loss up as another prediction we’ve gotten right

Swizkii as D.B. Cooper
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCs4l43CoLWyUMdaWq9S_SKA
Shimario as Dead Bart
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsFyrvAhPhiEvJ1yL_Ux8MQ

Beat by Insanebeatz
Written and thumbnail by Rabi
Mixed and mastered by Freshy Kanal
https://www.youtube.com/c/FreshyKanal
Dead Bart art by 01Tyler10
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrIDPJLlnUFILYuS72fIc1g

D.B. Cooper VS Dead Bart - Rap Battle #14

Hi Walter ! vs. Happy Anniversary - Royale Rap Battle! 


Cri As Hi Walter ! 


RaccoonBro As Happy Anniversary 


M&Mattie As Hi Walter ! body actor


Dudz As Happy Anniversary body actor


Mixed by Light_IWNL 


Written by M&Mattie & King Ducky

Cover Art by Box Soldier

Beat prod. 2deep


Hi Walter !:

Hi Walter! It's me, your friend Patrick

I was at the mall, can you believe what happened!?

I saw this broken man trapped in a laughing fit

Claiming he's kidnapping kids but that's just a trick!


He's not a mad man you see, he's a sad sack who's pleased

By the families who plead, as he laughs at the deceased

As they sob on their knees, hes sat cackling at a screen

With lighting as bad as can be, plus he's in the shadow of me


Happy Anniversary:

Oh Patrick, poor Patrick, your shticks already done

Sad tricks, I mastered em, you just lack my cun

Actings shit, imagining, that's he's just met his love

And he quit when his victims cried, I sat and laughed at em!


You've got one famous bit, I've got a catalogue of skits

And all of them were hits, your art projects aren't shit

You made this with the entire crew you manned?

Well this time, you're the one leaving in a Dirtbag.


Hey Walter !:

The police arrived at the door and it put an end to ya

The only skits you have now are fucking phrenia 

And Walter, wanna know what's so funny about this

Like his family, this battle, and his vids, he's lost it!


Happy Anniversary:

Tried to find yourself love, but you couldn't get a clue

How could I consider you a threat with how she used you

And I can't understand how you handled that adversity

You were left behind for 6 years. Happy Anniversary


Hi Walter ! vs. Happy Anniversary - Royal Rap Battle! [ft. Cri & RaccoonBroVA]

Chao as Welltaro

Casey as CommanderVideo

Produced by Casey

Written by Casey & Chao

Thumbnail by Casey

Welltaro:
Falling in line, lemme drop into this battle proper
I make an entrance like the modules I'm blasting off of
Led missions recruiting through Twitter where your cowards lay
But leaks ended the bit, not quite the Nintendo Power play
You can't go toe to toe with Welltaro
I'm dripped out - blow for blow, that's a combo
Forty different game modes, but I only need one
This is one level you're not gonna speedrun
I had simplicity down while you were learning to walk
I'm out here fighting with hellspawn and still got it on lock!
So you could do to prepare, because defeat's what you'll taste
When I fire a full clip off to meet with your face!

CommanderVideo:
Well well well… like most of your attempts
That verse was just a bit of a trip
Maybe you going through all that effort descending into the depths
Was a metaphor for how hard this one dipped!
I bet you wish you had double checked 'fore you came to battle, bitch
Take a page from your player base and buy some glasses!
You need rocket boots for a single game’s plan?
I'm taking on all genres and I'm only a man
So go and prepare for some spending money, meddling freak
'Cause when I knock your pixels off ya I'll be ending your streak
Sorry to burst your bubble, but your following drowned
Guess this glorified spelunker's used to falling down

Welltaro:
I was outclassed in the past but on the Switch I can tell
Both I and your sales traveled halfway to hell
Dude, you run like you're dancing around with two left feet
It's signal interference how Video is empty
I've fought ghosts before, trust me you'll know
You won't be the first lifeless husk to explode!
Bit.Trip Beat you to death, your lines don't hold ground
And I gotta blast so I'm stomping you out!

CommanderVideo:
You have to be high, not on those gems you're attuned with
'Cause your lyrics blew up in your face like a balloon did
Completely devoid of color is what your verse is
Four sure hits to send this bore to the surface!
Leave the underground gem game to Deep Rock Galactic
The only tomato that you're copping's tossed at ya!
You've always been stooping lower so I'm ending this fake
Leaving you more unrecognizable than animals you left in your wake

Welltaro:
Ok bro but your down b sucks and you look like among us + ratio

CommanderVideo:
I’m gonna run over your cat

Welltaro: ... Oh...

Downwell vs BIT.TRIP - Indie Game Rap Battles #2

I've decided to release a few battles on SoundCloud before the videos are finished. HOWEVER, I'll only be releasing battles that are publicly known, so if the matchup hasn't been said in my server, it won't see SoundCloud until release.

Titanium1208 as Aku
RaccoonBroVA as Big Jack Horner
Cri as Ethical Bug

Beat by Pendo46
Written and Mixed by Matt Raichous


AKU
Long ago, I faced off with a man I came to hate
Now today, I will finish off the Samura- oh, wait
You are not that fool… just some child who is sick
A nursery rhyme who ate nothing but pies, then grew up extra thick!
Rushing blindly forward for a wish ‘cause it’s your only hope
To gain the fame and glory that you once lost to Pinocchio
An awful businessman, and a worse performer
Go back to your plums, and return to your corner

JACK
I pronounce this battle… a waste of my time
Why should I care about this demon tree who’s past his prime?
You’re a petty shape-shifter, not some harbinger of doom
Just another magic creature I can lock inside my trophy room!
Call in the Baker’s Dozen, we’ve got another mission
To find the Lord of Evil hiding back behind his minions
‘Cause beating this cowardly crook will be a piece of pie
Shoot a horn through your eye, what a good boy am I

AKU
You dare insult the evil that is Aku?
You’re no Samurai, but you are indeed a fool
You expect me to cower from a fairy tale Kingpin?
After that awful verse, I see why you need a phoenix
Beaten by some cats and a little blonde orphan?
Not even Death itself was enough of a diversion
You made it to the Wishing Star, and nearly brought your foes to end
But sank into the Earth, you should have listened to your bug friend!

ETHICAL BUG (SPOKEN)
Sweet Mother of Goose, Jack!
That was horrible!
His disses were horrible!
He’s horrible!
He’s an irredeemable monster!

JACK
Irredeemable monster? Or a villain that was half-assed?
I won’t be taken down by a freak that children laugh at
You had a thriving gig, ‘til you were dropped by your affiliates
Took thirteen years to reach the end, what took you so long, idiot? 
This “Master of Darkness” with a tragic design
Won’t be laughing for much longer once his magic is mine
I was worried for a second that I’d come out defeated
But Jack beats Aku again, history repeated

Big Jack Horner Vs. Aku - Saturday Morning Rap Bonus

Grasman as Rick Sanchez, Matt Raichous as Ford Pines. Mixed by Zagranis
Rick (Robot):
I see what this is, we’re in a rap battle Morty,
Against a beat up old man with a tragic backstory? 
He’s got an overcoat on, and has traveled the galaxy?
Christ, the citadel doesn’t have as much clones of me- *gets deactivated*

Rick:
Your dumbass really fell for that? We aren’t alike at all
You tried doing what I do, and got sucked up by your one portal!
Cant spit ice, but gave your bro the cold shoulder, sore loser
mind’s as hollow as that bag of peanuts that ruined your future!


Ford:
Have you come to steal my eyes?! I’d really hope you have, see
Because Christ, I’m sure that face is an anomaly
Alcoholic tries to forget the horror like McGucket did
Join the Blind Eye and erase those awful memories
I’m so cracked, refer to me as the rift 
The only time you’re ever cracked’s the windshield of your ship
And I wouldn’t let weirdo around a kid
Or you’re about to catch a six-fingered fist!











Rick:
What’s my man blud waffling on about (frrrr)
Fricken’ Snake Jazz has got more appeal 
You wasted 8 bars on how I'm looking?
The only time you’re golden’s when my back’s itching
MOrty- t-to take this bastard down, i've got just (burp) the trick,
I turned myself into a rapper Morty, I’M RAPPER RIIICK!!!!!!!
You almost caused the very end of your dimension  
Just to chill out for 30 years in the M Dimension 
And when your brother went through crap to save your ass 
And even after that you couldn’t say “Thanks”?
I travel multiverses and explore different timelines 
You got stuck up on a single town in your entire lifetime 
You ain’t got  bars, sixer, you can’t show me what you got 
Gotta new catchphrase, cuz I took two dubs!

Stan:
You’re getting played, Rick, and I’m not talking Fortnite 
Do people still play that? I haven't been here for a long time
For a title character, you wouldn’t expect such a villain 
You’re doc brown but more 2 dimensional than Bill is
And if you wanna talk creations, Rick
Not only did you dip, but were you high on acid?
Your thirst for revenge leaves a trail of destruction  
You’re a twisted man who sees people as functions 
On the track? You crashed, like your wife and life, see
on the mic? You’re rapping like a Kirkland Meeseeks
got an ego bigger than your IQ, hurting the people you knew 
The smartest man in the universe? The loneliest too. 
Incredible. The natural law of Rick, I studied this years ago!
A broken man, full of self hate that at the end of the day’s got nothing to show.

Stanford Pines vs. Rick Sanchez- Rap Battles! (Ft. Matt Raichous) [2023]

FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN'!!!!
Fightmarker as Boyfriend
Rosenthal as Kung Fu Man
Beat produced by Tantu
Writers: Trakked, AlchemyKing
Additional help by: NeonTheProtogen, Kamren 
Mixed by Trakked
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:
Kung Fu Man:
This ain’t a fight you’re winning, take a step and you’re in danger
Sounding like a car and children think that it’s a banger?
Controlled by the keyboard, but you’ve never been a player
MUGEN’s riding tracks, I stole your girl; I demon slayed her

Boyfriend:
I’m going old school, no need for arrow keys
Hedgehog hair really wants to fare with me? 
Nah, you’re not a problem to me, brother
Think I sound like a car? BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!
I’ve been a rockstar in every round that I spit
While you’ve flopped hard since 2006
And I’m on charts, you better be on guard
You know I got bars while you’re sounding pretty shit
You wish you could steal my girl, bitch
You can't even talk cuz you lost yours to Suave Dude
While mine's on the sidelines and vibing to my lines and writing
Not fighting, but I think she blocked you (OHHH)
I’m the mainstay character in every mod and story
You’re deleted from the roster first cuz they think that you’re boring
At least I got a family, if you wanna battle me,
Why don’t you go into Notepad and code a personality?

Kung Fu Man:
All that battle rapping with Daddy Dearest ain’t doing nothing
Step in my dojo, I’ll show you discipline, boot your skull in
I've got a move to show you when you go and push my buttons 
No hadokens needed, I'll still be having you looking rough, kid
You're with GF, but why should you bother?
Since the only person that you're wanted by is her father
The Palm is not for novices, go and train for a decade
And maybe if you dropped a diss, you'd be able to get laid
White boy stare with that light blue hair
If I looked in McDonalds, I would find you there
Got some mascot status, but soon you'll be phased out
Ruining your site by turning Newgrounds to Playgrounds
I'm skilled as a fighter, so I sure can be offensive
I fend against my demons while they’re giving you erections
You're a Phantom in my Arcade, step up and you get beat
You'll have less chances of releasing than your next week

Boyfriend:
It looks like Elecbyte forgot about you, bro
When your classic mode is only you fighting two clones
Peace out, bitch, you were slow to defend
So go cry in the corner of your dojo again

Boyfriend vs Kung Fu Man - Rap Cypher #33

Ochaco Uraraka : JesseBoxVO
Isaac Newton : Swizkii

Written by Kamren
Additional help from Discord Rap Battles
Beat Prod : Anabolic Beatz
Mixed by Danii and Kamren
Ochaco Uraraka art by 0strwbrrymochi0
Isaac Newton art by Grasman


Isaac Newton :
The laws of gravity stay in motion
The law of Uravity? Betray your notion
This quirk of yours allows you to lift massive boulders
Yet couldn't lift that crush for Deku from your shoulders
Throughout all of my equations, I've never heard of such a basic
Typical side chick who's this formulaic
Faced off against your strongest classmates to see who's best
Then became the number one damsel in distress
Seems rainbows aren't the only thing you kept throwing up
Drove flashbacks in my head so much, you'd wish it pay my college funds
I spit sick, you're new to this, don't need a lens to see
That I'm the second inventor you'll resent full of jealousy!

Ochaco Uraraka :
If it means anything, my quirk in this battle works in the same way
As your disses and hypotheses, they don't carry weight!
Leaping through logic even farther than Tsuyu
Charging Leibniz, miscalculated trying to sue (ooh!)
A spark in marriage is the only time you threaten with fire
Made marks on construction so my parents can retire
Reached the top of the school all for a little spite, I'm sure
You've got more in common with Bakugo, aint that right Sir?
Named everything after dad and covered it with wigs, but I
Couldn't attempt to try saving that hairline
Ochaco Uraraka rockin' beats
Being played by Weird Al was your highest peak!
The world don't revolve around you, maybe find some friends
But if they start to criticize, you'd probably want that to end
'Cause when I find comets, home runs are helping my teammates
You named one yourself and still couldn't hit first base!

Isaac Newton :
Oh lovely, the child tries to leave me disgraced
Considering your goals, no wonder your raps were in poor taste
Wanted to help others so you got a new look
But with that upgrade, you wouldn't even manage to grapple Hooke
Now your theory's dependent on being a hero's backup
But it'll stay that way now that he's not here to back you up!
Took martial arts but still jumped the gun
Toss the megaphone, you're an inspiration to no one!
Wanted to be just like Thirteen, and almost proved it with that diss
Must've looked up to Hawking too, 'cause you're sucking the fun out of this
A more dangerous villain than Toga, and here's why
She broke my laws of physics, disrupting the matter of space and time!
I'll remain the forefather, successor of modern science
You'll bottle up your emotions against yourself in defiance
Though if your fans have learned anything while taking my class
It's that your ship wars have proven opposites do attract!

Ochaco Uraraka :
Are you done with the teasing? More toxic than Ashido
If I hadn't carried your plain display, you would've polluted my flows
Made fun of Hawking but in scientific foundations
At least he's the one that gets a standing ovation!
From my Optiks, it's clear that Newton's self centered
Cares more about his research than giving me a lecture
Ask Mt.Lady, I'm growing to even higher heights!
Ask Isaac his biggest feat? Being blinded by his own light
Never became a farmer, yet still dug himself a hole
Insecurities were all you had, no surprise you died alone
And if it's true your passing happened while you were asleep
I guess the apple doesn't fall too far from the family tree

Ochaco Uraraka vs Isaac Newton - My Hero Academia vs Anything! #10 (ft. JesseBoxVO and Swizkii)

BIRTHDAY BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
Trakked as Tails Doll
Quizzique as Tails Doll screamo backups
Rosenthal as Midnight Man
Beat produced by ESKRY
Writers: Trakked, M&Mattie
Mixed by Trakked
Thumbnail by Trakked
Art by M&Mattie

Battle:

Midnight Man:
22 knocks, now I’m here to play a game
I deliver death upon all those who say my Pagan name
Ironic, the fox from Sonic’s demonic plushie has come to me
You may be floating above the track but you’re under me
Heed the rules and keep your TV screen clean of this beast
I’ll sink my teeth into this fiendish evil demon on the beat
Try to phase through the game, yet you’ll stay forever fictional
While all must cower to this lyrical spiritual ritual
Can’t hold a candle to me; you’ll feel the temperature dropping
Bring your whole fandom to me? I’ll show them something more toxic
I’ll snuff your lights out; think you’ll win this fight, now?
You’re playing by my rules; remember, you’re in my house.

Tails Doll:
Friend, you should be used to losing games to little kids
Rules say to not provoke you; do you think I give a shit?
Haha… this Ouija demon cannot even throw a punchline
Only roaming at night, it seems like you could use some sunshine..
(screamo)
DO YOU FEEL THE SUN SEARING INTO YOUR SOUL?
I'M NOT PLAYING ANY GAMES WITH YOU, NOW I'M IN CONTROL
I’LL PUT SOME SALT IN YOUR WOUNDS AND AS YOU’RE CRAWLING YOU WILL FALL IN YOUR TOMB
BUT EITHER WAY I WILL BE WATCHING YOU, TOO
(normal)
(HAHA) You’re in my world now; let’s have a race around
The tables are turning ‘cause I will come and chase you down
Whether it’s your game or your film, your name is marred, wasted
So go hide while I MAKE THIS BATTLE SONIC R-RATED

Midnight Man:
Your curses are worthless, now your players are with me.
They dropped your disc faster than you were kicked from the wiki.
You've broken the rules, so I'll unravel your strings
I'll tear this plushie's stuffing and he will feel every single thing.

Tails Doll:
You fell just behind the finish line.. and now you're mine, too
My curse will take effect so submit and I’ll find you
Time for you to leave? No… I've thought of something better
It may be 3:33, but you’ll stay with me forever…. (*laugh*)

Tails Doll vs The Midnight Game - Rap Cypher #34

Boom Boom vs. Papyrus - Mario vs. Anything!


Snakebite126 As Papyrus 


RaccoonBroVA As Boom Boom


WAN As Kamek


Art by WAN


Mixed by Jort


Chiselled by Raisu Battle


Written by King Ducky


Research assistance from King Wallace & We Think company


Beat prod. Anywaywell & Glitchdude


Papyrus:

I'm known as the great Papyrus, not afraid to get straight to violence !!! 

Skeletons don't have brains inside us, yet you're the one who's insane and mindless !!!

Those limbs won't stay, they'll fly off! The way that you’re swaying exciting your arms when you charge,

Dizzily maiming and fighting with walls, makes sense that he's not invited to Mario Kart !!!


You're a disgrace of a brute, you grab your tongue have it taped to my shoe

This headache should be used to the taste of a boot! (Nyhehehehehee!)

This inane goof is way overused, devs are too lazy to make something new

So they stay with the same gameplay loop, and gamers stray away by playing a flute !!!


Because of this awesomest brawn that I got Undyne knows I've a shot at the Royal Guard !!! 

But my chances will not top all of the stomps you call “plots” that been foiled are

So better get Kamek for backup his magic will hand you the chance of 

Not napping in battle when you get all tired out madly attempting to land an attack on !!!


Boom Boom:

As those doors crashed open and ya began rattling off dad jokes

I can now understand why in Smash-Bros, only Sans shows

Ya stand so tall yet ya trapped in that fat jokes shadow

Must be tampering with ya eyes, you can't see past it like a lamp post!


And those puzzles put me to rest n’ yet I still get something from them lesser quests

If I put my foot up at your head ya eyes should be xs when I step on em! 

His schemes are literally a walk in the park, all would know that id drop him easy

Sans and you must be the rotting-up corpses of Wario and Waluigi! 


IIIIM BOOM BOOM BOOM B-BOOM B-BOOM BOOM Like how ya traps blow up in ya face!

THE HUGE NUKE OF THE KOOPA TROOP Meanwhiiiiile ya got nothing to say!

Skinny bones ain't no meaty opponent one shitty throw could leave him beat and broken

The utmost weakest joke in Snowdin holding pity votes as a means of coping!


Papyrus:

Pissed off? I would be too if I only exist cuz of a pit stop

Which rots at the center of worlds: This mid boss is a mid boss (Nyeh-heh-heh!)

Now comes my secret move which defeats a goon in 3 in tune hits

It would leave you confused and seeing stars but it seems you beat me to it !!! 


WHAT, These stupid dogs have ruined it all, including both you and this new sup one

Whos useless boss has been used so much, won't needa beat ya to know you fell off !!!

Your putrid plot is moving left and right, at best can fly, SANS, THE PESTICIDE !!!

He spent his life endlessly obsessed with guys who tend to best his efforts every time !!!  


Kamek:

Once upon a time a boneless sidekick had his hopes to fight and

Be Royal guard but was regarded as too barebones and kind

He thought humankind as slow n spineless cuz they had chosen violence 

But then Frisk came along…


Boom Boom:

Could say that they left ya open minded! (Kamek: OHHHHH!!!)


Gonna be honest ready? it's easy to know what pastas from your awful recipe

If one chomp and there's vomit on his top already then it's gotta be Paps spaghetti!

Ya blue hearts been botchin’ any shot it gets yet he still pretends to be all optimistic

So I'd call it fittin that you're the skeleton here your love lifes nonexistent!

Boom Boom vs. Papyrus - Mario vs. Anything!

[Note: this may or may not be the final mix]

Durdoesstuff as Spamton
ClarenceTheDuck as Caine
Cri as Kinger
Durdoesstuff as Jax
Dcoregamer as Bubble
Angel as Jevil

Crew
Beat by Anywaywell
Mixed by Durdoesstuff
Written by Trav Shark & Durdoesstuff
Art by Marx
Backgrounds by Trav Shark 
Thumbnail by PhantomEPRB 

(Spamton interrupting intro): We interrupt this intro for some breaking news

Spamton:
Have you ever been trapped inside a [virtual show]
Where some dentures try to censor every [word that you know]
You're but a pilot, kid, I'm bigger, you've got minimal figures.
[Feel free to drown yourself in the Digital river]

[You really think you have a chance?!] to stand up to me?
Your own VA was famous for fandubbing me!
Don't mind if I shine light on your relation with Moon. (Ha)
Somebody oughta get this pair a pair of [Dating Shoes]

Just a [burst] of thought that I'd struggle to ignore
I dish licks like Bubble when there's a puddle on the floor.
Trust me [little sponge], you'll be fighting me not.
When I lock him in the void like [Hyperlink Blocked]

Tell me what'll happen when all your people abstract?
You'd be trapped inside a game, way too punish you for your [acts]
Like a [crown of thorns], I'll cut deep on this child's toy.
[I'm so fly], while your voice was swiped by FlyBoy.

Caine:
Kinger: Uhhh Caine… I think this scam abstracted!
Relax. I'm sure this darkner's just buggy.
Kinger: That's the guy who got Kris to have his plan enacted!
Hey! We got a sale on "Blackmail for Dummies"

Anyways, here, let me show you around.
There's kinger, pomni, and Kaufmo the clow-
Wait a minute where's Kaufmo? Has anyone seen him? 
Seems he's late, like your full game releases.

Jesus, haven't met a man so mangled. 
This dangled angel is as two faced as Gangle.
Seems like you're tangled and frayed like a bowtie.
I'll take out my cain and then bang it through both eyes.

I'll put the pedal to the metal, like the vessels that you'd peddle.
Went bananas off track, now you're meddling with jevil!
And hey! It's no shock why you dropped from your slipknots. 
Ironic, this kid's cut quick by a big shot.

Spamton:
Jevil: Chaos! Chaos! A masterful verse!
Even a lack of order when you're rapping? Huh.
Jevil: Oh please! Can't admit that your patter was worse?
I'll send both you toys back to Chapter 1.
(Jevil Laugh)

You're [Killing me kid]. All these raps are futile.
Can't look up half of your cast on google.
These jabs are [half off], too fast and brutal
I'll hack this jack off, your acts aren't fruitful.

I'm not talking cats, you can't [Manage your Tasques.]
Seen better leadership from Queen with her hand on a glass.
Kid with all your glitches you should just consider [letting go]
You can call me [Swatch], I just served this Spaghetti Code

Caine:
(Bubble: Spaghetti? Yum!) Oh you parasite, Please!
Bubble: Caine, come on! He's just a sob the knight beat
Jax: He might be, but he reeks of "boss fight"
This ain't the first time he's lost the "Mike"

Toby switched settings, still failed the blunder.
Don't need the Wacky Watch to see what Tale you're Under.
You want my cash or my soul? Well I'm giving you neither.
Go back to Cyber City 'cuz you're silent in this cypher.

You started fighting Kris, but he got through to your heart.
I'd say your life is like Zooble because you pulled it apart.
And now your legacy is gone, your grave is buried in snow.
So on this picky pipis pitcher, that's curtains closed.

Spamton vs. Caine ft. Durdoesstuff, ClarenceTheDuck & more

Art in the banner by Grenade, Banner made by SPM
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