Hey if u ever need a spriter or musician to help out wif these I'd LOVE to lend a hand!! Just watched both these on yt and I'm lovin it!!

JustGamer as Scott the Woz
RaccoonBroVA as Nitro Rad 
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Additional writing help by Gizmo, JustGamer, TheDangerStranger and JK03 
Chiseled by Tommy Salommy
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat by Anywaywell
Beat arrangement + Additional instruments by Glitch
Cover art by M!CAH

Scott the Woz (0:13):
Hey all, Scott here and- aww shit, it's you again
The guy who makes up for the dent in his wallet by chasing YouTube trends 
It's true he tends to bash on Jimmy Neutron with his “Rad” takes
But he couldn't make his sub count take off even if he used AdSpace!
Serve a square in a rap like a Wendy’s Employee
Reviewing games nobody knows? Man, you bore me!
Your content’s shovelware I’d find on the Wii 
Viewers digging through garbage: Bubsy 3D
Oh please, those tweets are a pain to read through
Nobody loves you - I should call you the Wii U!
Push my buttons and you're taking Ls
Like you played Amiibo Festival, ring a bell?
You graduated film school and acquired a lot of debt for your loans 
I spent my dough better on piles of Chips Ahoy for a joke!
Parodied the Andre show (Oh!)
But your humour just lacked taste though (Oh!)
The second channel you own (Oh?)
That shit absolutely BLOWS! (OHH!)

Nitro Rad (0:54):
For a guy who hates Breath of the Wild, I thought you'd spit more bitter
Now I'm taking over this battle like it's your Twitter
Screaming over Chibi-Robo, no surprise you're the Nerd’s successor
But you can't really write so you’ll just border lines forever (Ayy!)
You're a wannabe sitcom, with no budget
So just like your little dumb beard, you should cut it (Oh!)
No one wants to watch a video ‘bout the box
If you're Wozniak, Scott, then I'm Steve Jobs!
It's a Bargain Bin Christmas, the way you litter your vids with
Shitty skits that are just witless; my guy, there's no way you'll win this
Cause I'm Nitro Rad! (Yeah!) Killing this YouTube game better than you have
Musically amateur with the crap you sang, go and ask Brady if I make a funnier short film than you can!
And you pack no beef, makes sense you hang with vegans
But it's not the first time that I'm leaving Mario players beaten! (Yeah!)

Scott the Woz (1:35):
Are my tastes just bad? Am I the one to blame?
Or is it that James’ vids are DUMB and LAME?
Got my skits to TV, there’s like nothing that I can’t do
Took over JonTron on Reddit, you can't even crush an Ant, Dude!
This Rayman fan couldn't hope to disarm me
Content so repetitive, like Wii’s iCarly!
You'd only get by selling out with shirts
While I support a good cause when I'm dishing out merch!
It's Awesome, Baby, how you keep striving to prove your worth
But the only time you'd break a leg is with the Madden curse!

Nitro Rad (2:03):
Sure, you landed on TV but don't forget how it all happened
Only managed to gain traction through the shoutouts that you salvaged
I'll go Zip Lash at a has-been showered in copies of Madden
Let me spit facts: this rap is just like Tinder, we're no match, bitch!
I'll be Fatally Framed for this beating I'm giving; I've been Breaking Boundaries while you're shilling Gex
Your panel is something I couldn't attend even if you stopped acting like a nervous wreck
Unlike your virginity, Scott, you’ve lost this battle (Oh!)
So go ahead and suck my floppy Fortnite dick, asshole!

Scott the Woz vs Nitro Rad. SIR Rap Battles Season 2 (ft. RaccoonBroVA & JustGamer)

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vTmQyaNYOd3cRLAxIPRWeeLa-rW6ncPB1TsIgXT8Q-o/edit
Mothmancha as Leonard Church
AdamDRB as Mordecai
Kamren the Person as Rigby
SonicProdigy55 as Lavernius Tucker
Alen as Muscle Man
Written by MetaMachine
Mixing by Serena
Thumbnail by JK03
Beat by Barrie Gledden and Tie Reilly of Audio Network
Hint for next time: "If looks could kill." (ft. King Mewtwo)

Leonard Church vs. Mordecai

Danii as Mordecai
RaccoonBroVA as Rigby
BTLtheWarlord as Benson

MetaMachine as Beavis
RNG as Butthead

Written by Grey Julius, Danii and JaCoN
Mixed by Danii
Art by Serinaandart and BMB
Thumbnail by Jordy
Prod by Kustom

Mordecai and Rigby:
Dude, i don’t wanna stay here raking leaves
Eh, Benson won’t mind if we take our leave
And show these pairs of squares, they’re gonna get what theirs 
So take a seat, but we didn’t wanna set up chairs! (woooah)
When we aspire for music we’re gonna make tons
But you’re only fire when you inspire real ones
Did nothing but sex jokes for several seasons
While we got a proper ending, HA in yo face sons!
No way the Oscars once had these two dummies
You couldn’t win awards if you faced me in punchies
Like, yeah, but we don’t even need to go that far with ya
You losers were just the opening act for Daria

Beavis and Butthead:

Buildup:
(laughing)

Uhhhh, Hey Beavis, aren’t we supposed to do something?

Oh yeah, we gotta do what those guys did, let me try

Screw you guys your rhymes are dookie
Your rhymes were even worse than regular show the movie
That sucked, gimme the mic you asswipe
And i’ll show you what lines you should write

Actual Verse:
So like uhhhhhhh, look at this roadkill
Yeah uhhhhhhh, he's got like no chill
Always jealous like, cause his bros skilled
We spit like when you want a hat, hehehe so ill
Your nobody's favorite, just being honest to start
All of your fans prefer your cast like a walk in the park
Worst music we’ve reacted to, you’re jumping the shark
Get back to work cause you’ve shown you’re no bite but just bark
You're not the first animals that we put up to bat
Go back to trippin’ balls and it won’t come to that
We’re scoring, you’re boring, you’ll never pose as us
Now you do the bare minimum, close enough



Mordecai and Rigby:
What a load, a verse is something you can barley do
I mean, the stuff they said was kinda tru- OW
I’ll put the hurt on you, homboneing certifies
You two literally couldn't hurt a fly

Beavis and Butthead:
Uhhh, that sucked you can’t handle a diss
Surprised you got through this without asking for Skips!
You ride a golf cart, but you don’t even putt
Cause It's anything but…….hehehehehe butt



Mordecai and Rigby:
STOP TALKING! Like baby ducks, just step off
I’M ROCKING, redemptions you can’t top
You two uglier than our toys that we stopped
We ain’t cooking up dead rats on our job
We really getting talked down by these two chumps, please
Go be like your dads, a couple sloppy junkies
Can you chew-out? With them gums on your face!
You’re not even the first ones who did outer space!
Your shtick is detent, like your crazy principle 
Go cry about this loss to your favorite criminal
Let eachother die? Regularly Shows your cowardice
It's safe to say here that you’re both Powerless


Skit:
(Rigby, where’s the power?
I thought you had it
What?! Are you kidding dude
Hey Beavis, look what i found
Oh cool, let me see (starts going crazy after getting the power)
Well that can’t be good…)



Cornholio and Butthead:

I’ll make you regret everything that you’ve said
Call you my shirt cause, you’re in over your head!

I am Cornholio, I own all my foes
Not caring about your pal is something that you would know
Screwed your friend from college cause you’re a huge jerk
Most badass thing you’ve done was say piss on your network
We’re the only ones who can rock and roll
So stay parked in your house of the park you can’t control
I hate this Simp and Wimp cause all their verses are full
Of crap, I need TP for my Bunghole

(Cornholio uses The Power to create a bunch of TP and it completely wrecks the park)

Ending Skit:
MORDECAI AND RIGBY! I DON'T WHAT'S GOING ON OR WHO THOSE TWO ARE BUT YOU HAD BETTER CLEAN UP ALL THIS TOILET PAPER OR YOU’RE FIRED!
Sooo…you guys wanna play video games
Uhhhh…….okay
Yeah-yuh!
These guys are pretty cool.
Yeah (laughter from B&B as the outro plays)

Regular Show vs Beavis and Butthead - Rewind Rap Rumble

Chao as Welltaro

Casey as CommanderVideo

Produced by Casey

Written by Casey & Chao

Thumbnail by Casey

Welltaro:
Falling in line, lemme drop into this battle proper
I make an entrance like the modules I'm blasting off of
Led missions recruiting through Twitter where your cowards lay
But leaks ended the bit, not quite the Nintendo Power play
You can't go toe to toe with Welltaro
I'm dripped out - blow for blow, that's a combo
Forty different game modes, but I only need one
This is one level you're not gonna speedrun
I had simplicity down while you were learning to walk
I'm out here fighting with hellspawn and still got it on lock!
So you could do to prepare, because defeat's what you'll taste
When I fire a full clip off to meet with your face!

CommanderVideo:
Well well well… like most of your attempts
That verse was just a bit of a trip
Maybe you going through all that effort descending into the depths
Was a metaphor for how hard this one dipped!
I bet you wish you had double checked 'fore you came to battle, bitch
Take a page from your player base and buy some glasses!
You need rocket boots for a single game’s plan?
I'm taking on all genres and I'm only a man
So go and prepare for some spending money, meddling freak
'Cause when I knock your pixels off ya I'll be ending your streak
Sorry to burst your bubble, but your following drowned
Guess this glorified spelunker's used to falling down

Welltaro:
I was outclassed in the past but on the Switch I can tell
Both I and your sales traveled halfway to hell
Dude, you run like you're dancing around with two left feet
It's signal interference how Video is empty
I've fought ghosts before, trust me you'll know
You won't be the first lifeless husk to explode!
Bit.Trip Beat you to death, your lines don't hold ground
And I gotta blast so I'm stomping you out!

CommanderVideo:
You have to be high, not on those gems you're attuned with
'Cause your lyrics blew up in your face like a balloon did
Completely devoid of color is what your verse is
Four sure hits to send this bore to the surface!
Leave the underground gem game to Deep Rock Galactic
The only tomato that you're copping's tossed at ya!
You've always been stooping lower so I'm ending this fake
Leaving you more unrecognizable than animals you left in your wake

Welltaro:
Ok bro but your down b sucks and you look like among us + ratio

CommanderVideo:
I’m gonna run over your cat

Welltaro: ... Oh...

Downwell vs BIT.TRIP - Indie Game Rap Battles #2

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1b6wosim-z1epjh-2YVmQf-TnEvO-UW74X8El0qHhGX0/edit
King Mewtwo as Bowser
An Extremely Agitated Hedgehog as Lucifer
Written by MetaMachine, Legengo, GamingPlush64, King Mewtwo and AlchemyKing
Mixing and beat arrangement by GamingPlush64
Thumbnail by Toni Rigatoni
Beat by Epistra and Dansonn
Hint for next time: "Captains of heaven and hell"

Bowser vs. Lucifer

Two titans of the cards industry deck it out in the series debut of TableTop Rap Battles!

Freeced as Poker
Quizzique as Uno

Written by Quizzique, Alchemyking, Freeced
Mixed and Arranged by GlitchDude
Art by 3ple
Thumbnail by Quiz
Beat prod. by Anywaywell

Poker (0:11)
IT’S POKER NIGHT!
From diamonds to hearts, I’m the poster child
Your fans are like Texas, hold ‘em tight
But for this loner it’s hopeless, I’mma
Blow jokers out like your open mics
Servers must have overheated from Markiplier’s exposures
Now I’m stirring up the flames cause I’m fire with pokers

You couldn’t compare to the stacks that I’m dishin’
Gambling is my mission, my game needs precision for every decision
You’ll need some ambition for this competition
What your fans are missin’ is brains, they envision the colors because it’s
Appealing to the mindless children that flock in your fanbase like pigeons
And flooding the market with SPECIAL EDITIONS

You rode on waves of hype and managed to keep your fame, right
But I’ve got blackjack, while you’re the black sheep of Game Night
You split friendships and families apart more than I cut the deck
Don’t care you lose the heart of the cards, long as you cut a cheque

Uno (0:48)
That whole play was awful, so now I’m jumpin in
Leave a hole punched in you cus you’re out of commission
You say I’m cutting cheques, I’m saying check your cuts
Casinos taking thousands out of players, now they bet the dust

Forget the Jack of Spades, I’m the jack of trades
Your cheatin’ players jacking trades, try my rules and they won’t last a game
You’re past your fame, your only audience is rich kids with depression
I’m the superior game of luck cus I’m dealin in 7s

You’re boring me more than the boardwalks that you’re shoring
Put the chalk up to the scoreboard and you’ll see who’s really scoring
I’d think you were a poker chip the way you’ve been dispensed, dude
Like my +2s, I’d say the odds are stacked against you

Poker (1:24)
Check my legacy, millions of users playing on desktops
You only spawned a couple of losers screaming on Xbox
I’m going coast to coast, you go Uno and Dos
I go big or go home, while your hands only go for broke

My game is so dope, it’s making people draw in Westerns
While all of your draw cards couldn’t even draw investors
I’m one of a kind, you’re crazy eights straight out the bargain bin
But enter the casino gates, you know the house will always win

Uno (1:48)
I got a deuce with my verses, royally flush this gaming turd
Got players’ blood pumping, looks like you hit a Vegas nerve
You’re getting skipped, at such a loss you’ll need to be reimbursed
Now I’m Flippin this battle, let’s send this track in reverse

Chop it up, like drawing a card I’m going off the top
Only bitches play poker, and I ain’t just talking dogs
I shed your insults off like they’re fleas, you’re nothing but a disease
Winning this gamble with ease, cus I’ve got tricks up my sleeves

Once respectable crime, it is such a pity
You’re getting forgotten in time - Atlantis City
Such a snore, you should’ve chosen War to play a waiting game
If you wanna win so bad, all you gotta do is say my name

Poker vs Uno - TableTop Rap Battles #1 (ft. Freeced)

I've decided to release a few battles on SoundCloud before the videos are finished. HOWEVER, I'll only be releasing battles that are publicly known, so if the matchup hasn't been said in my server, it won't see SoundCloud until release.

Titanium1208 as Aku
RaccoonBroVA as Big Jack Horner
Cri as Ethical Bug

Beat by Pendo46
Written and Mixed by Matt Raichous


AKU
Long ago, I faced off with a man I came to hate
Now today, I will finish off the Samura- oh, wait
You are not that fool… just some child who is sick
A nursery rhyme who ate nothing but pies, then grew up extra thick!
Rushing blindly forward for a wish ‘cause it’s your only hope
To gain the fame and glory that you once lost to Pinocchio
An awful businessman, and a worse performer
Go back to your plums, and return to your corner

JACK
I pronounce this battle… a waste of my time
Why should I care about this demon tree who’s past his prime?
You’re a petty shape-shifter, not some harbinger of doom
Just another magic creature I can lock inside my trophy room!
Call in the Baker’s Dozen, we’ve got another mission
To find the Lord of Evil hiding back behind his minions
‘Cause beating this cowardly crook will be a piece of pie
Shoot a horn through your eye, what a good boy am I

AKU
You dare insult the evil that is Aku?
You’re no Samurai, but you are indeed a fool
You expect me to cower from a fairy tale Kingpin?
After that awful verse, I see why you need a phoenix
Beaten by some cats and a little blonde orphan?
Not even Death itself was enough of a diversion
You made it to the Wishing Star, and nearly brought your foes to end
But sank into the Earth, you should have listened to your bug friend!

ETHICAL BUG (SPOKEN)
Sweet Mother of Goose, Jack!
That was horrible!
His disses were horrible!
He’s horrible!
He’s an irredeemable monster!

JACK
Irredeemable monster? Or a villain that was half-assed?
I won’t be taken down by a freak that children laugh at
You had a thriving gig, ‘til you were dropped by your affiliates
Took thirteen years to reach the end, what took you so long, idiot? 
This “Master of Darkness” with a tragic design
Won’t be laughing for much longer once his magic is mine
I was worried for a second that I’d come out defeated
But Jack beats Aku again, history repeated

Big Jack Horner Vs. Aku - Saturday Morning Rap Bonus

Filthy Frank
Filthy Frank motherfucker, Bitch
Yeah I saw your fucking show and that shit was fucking cringe
You couldn’t even make Pink Guy smile-”ey boss”-not even closely 
So if you’re claiming the GOAT then fucker I’m your Goatsee
Yeah fuck you man- you’ve fucked up more times than he has
And this is MY rap battle fuck off to the ricefields with the rest
Losing a Rap Battle? You should kill yourself!
OH YEAH do it Like Right Now!

Eric Andre
Today’s guest is obsessed with uh hentai
Famous cause he dressed in a pink zentai 
And then starting air fucking to some EDM music
And fucked that genre with that trend worse than some Skrillex (audience laughter)
The Nickelodeon Girls, you yoniked your spoinky to Frank (audience laughs)
Are the same guests on my late night show getting PRANKED! (audience laughs)
You inspired a generation of kids to be intolerant assholes (audience laughs)
And- god can you shut the fuck up? (silence)

Hannibal
That’s fucked up man why’d you do that man

Eric Andre
Even Lil Nas loves my show, cause i’m not a homophobic bitch
Who, if I look in my notes here, allegedly touches kids
Who started these allegations? I did, cause it’s true
But welcome my next guest-

Announcer: 
-Hannibal’s Busting Through!

Hannibal Buress:
Morpheus, Dorpheus
Orpheus, go eat some walruses
orifices
Red pill, blue pill
Morpheus, Walruses
Seashells by the Seashorpheus

Filthy Frank
Okay then, so it’s my turn right 

Eric Andre
What's up with your voice

Frank
What?

Eric
Like why do you sound like that

Frank 
I have throat cancer

Eric
...okay

Frank
Tell double Chin Chin that he better shut it now
I've seen better flow come from rappers on soundcloud 
Papa Franku is god, greatest of all time
I spit the sickest shit, and now I’ll turn it into wine

*gun shots*

Eric Andre
Who killed Frank? Besides Joji
Let’s go to the streets to see they remember you brosky

Random Guy on the street
Yeah I don’t know who this Filthy DeFranco geek is

Hannibal
Let's give a quick shout out to the homie Creep Switch

Pause for applause 

Eric Andre 
the best rapper since Logic so you best not be forgetting
I’m rocking like 3/11, you’re shitting like 9/11
Look I’m no MLK but I think this guy’s a racist
So Google show me Frank’s balls…

Frank
Wh-what does it say

Eric

You have testicular cance-

Frank
FU-

Filthy Frank Vs Eric Andre. rap battle. by fightmarker

FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN'!!!!
Fightmarker as Boyfriend
Rosenthal as Kung Fu Man
Beat produced by Tantu
Writers: Trakked, AlchemyKing
Additional help by: NeonTheProtogen, Kamren 
Mixed by Trakked
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:
Kung Fu Man:
This ain’t a fight you’re winning, take a step and you’re in danger
Sounding like a car and children think that it’s a banger?
Controlled by the keyboard, but you’ve never been a player
MUGEN’s riding tracks, I stole your girl; I demon slayed her

Boyfriend:
I’m going old school, no need for arrow keys
Hedgehog hair really wants to fare with me? 
Nah, you’re not a problem to me, brother
Think I sound like a car? BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!
I’ve been a rockstar in every round that I spit
While you’ve flopped hard since 2006
And I’m on charts, you better be on guard
You know I got bars while you’re sounding pretty shit
You wish you could steal my girl, bitch
You can't even talk cuz you lost yours to Suave Dude
While mine's on the sidelines and vibing to my lines and writing
Not fighting, but I think she blocked you (OHHH)
I’m the mainstay character in every mod and story
You’re deleted from the roster first cuz they think that you’re boring
At least I got a family, if you wanna battle me,
Why don’t you go into Notepad and code a personality?

Kung Fu Man:
All that battle rapping with Daddy Dearest ain’t doing nothing
Step in my dojo, I’ll show you discipline, boot your skull in
I've got a move to show you when you go and push my buttons 
No hadokens needed, I'll still be having you looking rough, kid
You're with GF, but why should you bother?
Since the only person that you're wanted by is her father
The Palm is not for novices, go and train for a decade
And maybe if you dropped a diss, you'd be able to get laid
White boy stare with that light blue hair
If I looked in McDonalds, I would find you there
Got some mascot status, but soon you'll be phased out
Ruining your site by turning Newgrounds to Playgrounds
I'm skilled as a fighter, so I sure can be offensive
I fend against my demons while they’re giving you erections
You're a Phantom in my Arcade, step up and you get beat
You'll have less chances of releasing than your next week

Boyfriend:
It looks like Elecbyte forgot about you, bro
When your classic mode is only you fighting two clones
Peace out, bitch, you were slow to defend
So go cry in the corner of your dojo again

Boyfriend vs Kung Fu Man - Rap Cypher #33

Trapped out of the rest of the world, these two powerful blue entities find an escape to reflect and duke it out in this episode of Quizzical Quarrels!

Snakebite126 as Jevil
JesseBoxVO as Lapis
garbageGothic as Peridot

Written by Quizzique

Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by Anywaywell
Arrangement and additional instrumentation by Quizzique

Art by 3ple
Thumbnail by Quizzique

LYRICS:
 
Jevil:
Welcome, welcome, boisengirls, to this Crystal Gem’s poisoned world
You’ve unlocked the door, so now prepare to see chaos unfurled!
Round and round the carousel goes, you circle back to the barn you hang
You leave and come right back so often, I’d think you’d ran on Boomerang

Fusion’s leaving you out of sorts, dealing with trauma since the divorce
So in your spare time, you now resort to mighty morphin’ some meaty morps
Not like me, of course, I’m thriving in my little freedom, something you were never shown
So you fought with those that kept you trapped in a mirror, then redeemed in a singular episode

It’s sad, sad that you’re looking so blue, your show’s run off the air like you’re back on the moon
I’m glad, glad your runtime got the boot, call you the farm when you’re torn from the roots
I’m mad, mad, you’re breaking my heart, you and Peri look like Homeworld: broken apart
You have, have a chance to restart, so perhaps for this battle, try not to depart


Lapis Lazuli:
So, this depressed jester from the Dark World thinks he dealt a verse?
Ask the giant tyrants I’ve defied, they’ll tell you I’ve felt worse
I helmed this cursed mirror within my gem’s grasp for thousands of years
So reflect on your defect of a story, I sure won’t drown in tears

You think I’m frightened of your suit attacks? I’m known to hit diamonds when up to the bat
I’d tear up this hack if he goes to a beach, they’re calling me Bob ‘cause I float on the beat

Peridot:
You should know to retreat when confronting the B team!

Lapis:
Even she can’t compare to the nonsense you’re speaking

Peridot:
Hey! Our bond is complex, that’s a smart thing to say

Lapis:
But at least my best friend didn’t lock me away!
You have claims of metamorphosis but no development to show

Peridot:
Lapis! Tell ‘em what you said when I asked if you even saw this secret boss! 

Lapis:
…No
Winning’s not within your cards, The FUN Gang made your levels fail
Won’t take the Garnet’s future vision to see the end of Jevilstail


Jevil:
Oh what fun, what fun! More games to play, with a new participant!
I hoped for a dating game, but I guess Ruby flew off with that ship!
Uee hee hee! You’ve got me like the Joker; in a laughing fit!
Yet I’m Revving up on this track so you can call me the Harlequin!

You can’t join my world! You seem more like Lars, how you cower away with your Clustered fears
You kids seeing stars? All your pleads and cries would put me to sleep for a hundred years!
Now, I won’t be the first jester to hit your series with an interjection
Want more screen time for your Future? Then return to your reflection


Lapis:
How does this thing work again?

Peridot:
Just press the button on the cartridge

Lapis:
Right, uhh…for the last time…I don’t. Want. Your garbage.
You think you saddened me? I felt more torn up by Camp Pining Hearts
I’d split you in two, but seems your mind and heart already declined apart

A numbers game? That plan’s dumb and lame. I can terraform worlds, don’t uphold your fight
You’ll lose those bids, and you call us kids?

Peridot:
You do know we’re centuries older, right?

Lapis:
This card shark’s under my control, and all his tricks are unregarded

Peridot:
Hey, and isn’t it ironic?

Lapis:
Yep, the joker got discarded

Lapis Lazuli vs Jevil - QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #8 (ft. Snakebite126, JesseBoxVO & garbageGothic)

A very happy Halloween to all of you who have been waiting for this battle for YEARS. We have faux reality show host, Chris McLean, pitted up against one of the single most iconic slashers in cinema, Jason Voorhees! Enjoy!

CAST:
Mr. Tibbs as Jason Voorhees
Jacuto as Chris McLean

LYRICS:
JASON VOORHEES:
Rising from the grave; it looks like Jason Lives
What is this, Dramarama? I’m not here to fucking babysit
I’m menacingly idle but your plots move even slower
So now this Killer Bass is coming for a Screaming Gopher
My silence spawns screams and leaves no Survivors
You sound like you were voiced by a surfer from Fiverr
You use your show as an excuse for you to pick on kids
Total Drama my ass, you’re on some Jigsaw shit
I’ve been to space in the future and my shit’s more grounded
Should I have put this in a song for you to wrap your head around it?
Your chatty head’s getting washed up on this Jersey Shore
Trust me, I’ve dealt with annoying psychopaths before

CHRIS MCLEAN:
Alright campers, to qualify for your next meal
Your challenge for today is to figure out this dude’s deal
Pull-Up on me all you want. This momma’s boy should change his pampers
‘Cause it looks like someone’s not a very happy camper
When you fell in the lake I bet you probably pissed in fear
But your view of the bottom must’ve been Crystal clear
I can tell you’re not the smartest, giving head starts to your targets
I’m the host with the most- (Jason interrupts) what, criminal charges?

JASON VOORHEES:
The goal of your show was to leave people frightened
But it blew up in your face worse than Pahkitew Island
Your psyche is fueled by others’ pain and despair
Like, dude... how the fuck are you still on the air?!
You drew together a format that was a low effort clone
Let me show you real Action when you’re in the woods alone
My kill count is boundless, bet you wish you could match it
But you got Chef, though I’d do better work with a Hatchet
You’re the craziest and weakest foe I’ve ever faced
Did it ever Don on you that that’s why you got replaced?

CHRIS MCLEAN:
Hah, good one, Gretzky, but I gotta stop ya
Cos your fame is sinking faster than Camp Wawanakwa
Ey yo, take it easy, I know you’re in a cruel mood
But taking my campers from me? Not cool dude
An encounter in the woods may find this zombie solo
But I know who pulls the strings of this swampy Quasimodo
And if that rings a bell, unless my story’s wrong
I’m referring to the Archback of Votre Dame
You’re known for a series where every entry is lame
So your immunity won’t protect you from the Dock of Shame
Don’t rock the Boat of Losers, more than ties may be severed
Now go to hell, Jason, and don’t come back… e-ver

Cover Art by Commander Jacob
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

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