Wechidna FNF Sonic.exe Song Leak, but only the Faker section

Chao as Welltaro

Casey as CommanderVideo

Produced by Casey

Written by Casey & Chao

Thumbnail by Casey

Welltaro:
Falling in line, lemme drop into this battle proper
I make an entrance like the modules I'm blasting off of
Led missions recruiting through Twitter where your cowards lay
But leaks ended the bit, not quite the Nintendo Power play
You can't go toe to toe with Welltaro
I'm dripped out - blow for blow, that's a combo
Forty different game modes, but I only need one
This is one level you're not gonna speedrun
I had simplicity down while you were learning to walk
I'm out here fighting with hellspawn and still got it on lock!
So you could do to prepare, because defeat's what you'll taste
When I fire a full clip off to meet with your face!

CommanderVideo:
Well well well… like most of your attempts
That verse was just a bit of a trip
Maybe you going through all that effort descending into the depths
Was a metaphor for how hard this one dipped!
I bet you wish you had double checked 'fore you came to battle, bitch
Take a page from your player base and buy some glasses!
You need rocket boots for a single game’s plan?
I'm taking on all genres and I'm only a man
So go and prepare for some spending money, meddling freak
'Cause when I knock your pixels off ya I'll be ending your streak
Sorry to burst your bubble, but your following drowned
Guess this glorified spelunker's used to falling down

Welltaro:
I was outclassed in the past but on the Switch I can tell
Both I and your sales traveled halfway to hell
Dude, you run like you're dancing around with two left feet
It's signal interference how Video is empty
I've fought ghosts before, trust me you'll know
You won't be the first lifeless husk to explode!
Bit.Trip Beat you to death, your lines don't hold ground
And I gotta blast so I'm stomping you out!

CommanderVideo:
You have to be high, not on those gems you're attuned with
'Cause your lyrics blew up in your face like a balloon did
Completely devoid of color is what your verse is
Four sure hits to send this bore to the surface!
Leave the underground gem game to Deep Rock Galactic
The only tomato that you're copping's tossed at ya!
You've always been stooping lower so I'm ending this fake
Leaving you more unrecognizable than animals you left in your wake

Welltaro:
Ok bro but your down b sucks and you look like among us + ratio

CommanderVideo:
I’m gonna run over your cat

Welltaro: ... Oh...

Downwell vs BIT.TRIP - Indie Game Rap Battles #2

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
PE$O PETE as The Kraken
LEECHY! as Cthulhu

The Kraken:
Oh shit! I was resting in the ocean,
I think this octo-pussy queefed, huh? (Ew!) Now I've awoken!
No myth, each verse a curse, Poseidon spit
Try to bite off me? If I'm flowing, then the tides'll switch! (Oh!)
Bro, your story's utter nonsense, I say your name and utter nonsense,
Cutuh- Cuh- Cu... Cutuh- Cuz- Uh, fuck it!
Too much bullshit, not enough vowels (Yeah!), no drip, this fish in a drought
Cruise ships, toothpicks, spitting them out, who's insignificant now?
Put this shrimp back in an aquarium, you look like a new COVID variant
I'm in the sea bed, you got no real depth, that's why they put you in Terraria!
Spare me from playing your Games, Boy, or I'm giving Jones the location
You'll get your shit rocked and put in a big box, a locker combination (Yeah!)

Cthulhu:
What even is this cephalopod's goal?
Your only claim to fame's a series of films of terrible plot holes
Every mortal I stomp on like one steps on a cockroach (Eugh...)
Severs your flesh, selling you fresh at a Costco (Ooh...)
I'm the head, on the top throne several gods know,
You're full of watered down seamen and skeleton crossbones
I bit off your style? What are these pitiful soft jokes?
I'll take you further under than your crypto stock growth

The Kraken:
Kraken was out screeching and plundering, I was marked a scourge
This dragon fell asleep in a dungeon and hit do not disturb
Hit him with this double like an action surge
Your flow is like most people who supposedly show you on film: amateur!
Cultivate a culture based on cults of ancient scum,
Culminated by an author who was basically a cunt!
You're not the first idea that he had that was appalling,
A sexist and racist, he put a new meaning to catcalling!

Cthulhu:
Despite your frame and size, you couldn't measure up to me,
In any given sport, you're 20,000 Leagues beneath
You're a ghost of what you were and I'm the phantom of the seas,
Need the Necronomicon? Because your fandom is deceased!
You couldn't fathom my real appearance, your calamari brain's pan-frying
You're only sighted by drunks and bums, they say you're big? Now that's cap sizing!
A single cannonball splits the Kraken? You can't deny it, you're that spineless
Your battles bring you fulfillment? (Heh) They look like pirated hentai shit!
Get cracked like a shut clam, put a cork in it like your rum brand
Why should I rebuttal this scumbag? See the sperm whale if you want comebacks
I'm a living, breathing legend, you're a pet that's on a leash who
Lays in wait in movie cameos and hoping they'll release you!

The Kraken vs. Cthulhu - Rap Battle!

Investigateur as The Zodiac Killer
ProjectAlpha22 as Light Yagami & Ryuk

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
KIRA
AGAINST
THE ZODIAC KILLER
BEGIN

The Zodiac Killer:
October 2025 The Zodiac will speak a final time
Unless I have to witness a watered down minor rhyme
You’re feeling Doubt when I Assault the mic although you’re quite the learner
Don’t need Shinigami eyes to see I’ll burn out Light Turner
If you try and Force your rhymes you can Misa me with that
Got this win in the bag; I’m not the chip you should be eating at
I take my victories like victims as I stack ‘em up
I spit these ciphers so cryptic to stream your defeat live on Sakura
With finding out my name, what are you hoping to achieve?
Even when hidden in plain sight, the police still could never find me!
Once this “god” meets his Death like the rest then I’ll confess
That you’re obsessed with success but it’s me who impressed the press

Kira:
It’s a promise when I say Boxman’ll meet his demise
Funny to think I stole your methods when you’ve only killed five
I’m the the one you should worship; in fact, it’s certain you’re a burden
This book isn’t a curse; although, beating you is my cursive!
You’ll be left not quite in paradise with the flick of a pen-cell
I do this for the greater good with a mind that’s so prehensile
Hitting on children is mental so for you there’s no potential
For causing a verbal murder because your end is essential

The Zodiac Killer:
But you’ll be number thirty eight when on this track you’ll be dismembered
And you’ll never be remembered; call it karma for Raye Penber!
I’ll dictate this kid’s fate; eliminating to desolate
Without a trace, I’ll arbitrate, to intimidate every state
This Cryptic case concludes that you’re not so bright, Light
Can’t Faraday without a kill, and now you’re thinking you’re the Law, Light?
You surely ain’t no Lawliet; you have one major flaw, Light;
It’s your California flow! Call ya’ me, but version lite!

Kira:
The rules for pain isn’t a game but he could hardly spit flame
He’s dehydrated in a drought thirsting 40 seconds of fame!
I cleanse these rotten men from this rotten world with a pen
While your chest’s x target brings you slowly to an end
it seems you compromised those lives just to finally be recognized;
You’ll bite your own bullet since Cancer's all that you symbolize!
So take this L like Lawliet so I can make this earth right
You’ve fallen short cause victories can’t be seen with a searchlight
You’re Cruz-in, I’m abusin’, and you’re losin’ to a god
I’m the most dangerous animal; you’re nothing but a fraud
Your time is up, I am the one you should’ve put in your heart and prayed to
But now that it has skipped a beat, no hospital could save you…

The Zodiac Killer:
on a deathbed like your father, this the time to make a wish
it won’t come true, your movie exists and made you look like a little bitch
So I’ll take off my glasses so your dumbass is dead on demand
Why think to give me 40 seconds when a .45’s in my hand?!

*Gunshot, then both collapse to the ground, dead, outro plays*

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writers: Vlad, RNG, and Trakked
Beat Producer: 2Deep
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Jordy and Vlad

The Kraken vs. Cthulhu - Rap Battle!

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