Kuchisake-Onna Slit Mouth Woman vs Your Secret Admire

GarbageGothic as Nina The Killer  Zawesome as Kris Dreemurr

Welcome to the four hundred and twentieth installment of “Quick Diss”! We have two FNAF fan games today! (go fucking figure) the yolked up "chaos God of death" himself, Flumpty! Up against, our favourite debaucherous bear… and fuckboy (albeit a virgin) himself, Freddy Fuckboy!

Lyrics:

Flumpty:
Hi, I'm Flumpty, im an egg, your night of debaucheries upon you creep
A cocky, sleazy, RPG! That pizza should've went soft with cheese
You're a novelty, i'm an anomaly, another dark lord you'd give all praise to
Transcend time and space but scuffed plots are something I'm not untaint to

Fuckboy:
I fucking hate you. Are you ready for Freddy? Shit-ass games blew, just like the confetti
That went and slayed you, HAM, SPAM, and SALAMI, 6 and your name poofed, RAN FAST AND THEN BODIED
That cast of "friends", then tell my wrongs, your enragements mild
Your creator went "inhale my dong engagement child"
Fan-base has split, folded like omelets, so what Blammed first?
Chicas hot bird ass, the egg, or your crunk fan-verse?
Attacked first? Engage the Flumpty motherfucker
Half-assed verse, pavements Bumpty for a plunder
Can't put you back together, like that One Week shows
The wall you sat on couldn't compare to what keeps Chrome
Pedo, and attached to a long joke gone rouge
"Means to an end" then Scott Cawth you one hope 
And your last game was, uhh, passed as Flumpty's "new hit"
But if you ask me bruh, that was fucking stupid.
Float away from this battle, your crazy game lies in inputs
I'll blaze you like assholes, take Cranky's Advice and git gud
New Dork, new ports, FUCKING LICENSED MERCHANDISE
Who sourced your course? no. Make like your merchant and die.
But what eggs you on? You're stuck in penance, sequels missed
You dumb bitch I won, I fucking did it eat my shit.

Flumpty:
Myyyy tuuurrn. But your turn based combat is half baked
I hurt. Yiffing your dicks, party best have cakes
I sure, don't need a blunt or some dumb hat saved
To grind yourrrr, robotic carcass to match paste.
How's that for a Final Mix, your clout matches your child's pace tho
Why don't you chow on this, this Clown facet came out of a-holes
What's with allowing this? Without dank memes your parts foil
Amount to shit. YOUR FUCKING FACE IS GONE, Hard Boiled.
Grab a Dragon Dildo, smack you, simple, cuz I felt like it
I amassed the end of the Goddamn world with a meteorite 
Did that not Rhyme on the mic or can you tell I kid?
Killed a-billion times, you're an Eyesaur, I'm meatier, right?
Your teams beat in this fight, so try to flee or then die
Because i'm mean when I'm fried, don't bite at me or I'll fight
Scream, and reap out your eyes. See, to me you're a prize
Another fiend to help my best friends shriek and their mine
Your fragile masculinity, the only damn humility 
This "man" has ever seen, you haven't "shat" on anything
A girls bathroom? You're never clean, tell that you coiled it.
This mammal parody. Better? Please... fell in the toilet.

Fuckboy:
I'm going to punch the fuck out of this egg 'til it shuts up
Punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch.
Ok this isn't working, I'll finish this verse, sugma.
Insufferable piece of garbage. Flumpty and co. fucked up...

-CAST-
Flumpty: KingMewtwo
Freddy Fuckboy: Himself

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: JaCon
Written by: JaCon

Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20Shockwave.mp3

Beat Produced by: Tristan
Mixed by: jort

Thanks for listening to the "final" "Quick Diss" and remember kids, git gud.

Flumpty Bumpty vs Freddy Fuckboy - (Quick Diss) #420

I am the Trakked Man.
Freshy Kanal as The Russian Sleep Experiment
RNG and Quizzique as The Hat Man
Beat produced by InsaneBeatz
Written by Trakked
Additional help by nEon, Zagranis
Mixed and engineered by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:
The Hat Man:
I am the hat man, and I dispense fear
I know you’re wondering now, “how did I get here?”
Well listen chap, this dapper rapper has a thing to say
Prepare to watch as your vision’s tainted, I bring decay
I am a con man, donning a hat and robe
You’re far gone, man, you’ve already shat your clothes
You’re dependent on some toxic gas to stay calm
And you’re looking like you went through twenty bombs with napalm
Trapped in a cell for fifteen days, tried to keep awake
And you seem insane from the chamber
You’re simply a weak display, it is bleak, just face 
It, can’t seek escape from the danger
Unfortunate your door is open to many mistakes
It’s as if you forced it open, and now it’s about to break
You should know, sir, you brought me in on your own terms
So when that door crumbles I’ll never give you closure.

Subject 1:
Am I what you fear in a man?
A hellish, cold vessel, a mere shell of a man?
One that always hears all the screams and tears of the damned?
I’m not scared of silhouettes, bring me to Hell if you can
(*laughter*) You couldn’t cage me, please! 
I’m seen as the demon of the KGB
If you want to try your hand at erasing me,
Then like me, grab onto my flesh and take a piece!
How sweet, you’re residing under childrens’ beds at night,
Frightened by a bit of light, while I’m the reason that they hide
And you’re looming over humans doing nothing
(*deep breath*) I rip the researchers to shreds and make the onlookers disgusted 
So if you want to try and pass some judgement, go and stuff it up
Your ugly mug, repugnant, and you’re nothing but 
A bug to me, so shut it, I will cut you up and flood this drug;
I've shrugged off thuds, cuts and blood, while you're only done when I pull the plug
Makes sense with the hat, now, you're dishing some caps out
Belongs in a crack house, causing drunkards to black out
I've had doubts, but I know myths are better off dead
So go off yourself now and GET OUT OF MY HEAD

The Hat Man:
Want me to keep cutting? It's not like you had a choice
You've already torn your vocal cords and shredded your voice
Was a traitor to the Soviets and put in constraints
I'm in minds across the world; the enemy of the mental state
The Hat Man leaves lands desolate. If you wanna mess with this,
I suggest you break your psyche twice and put an end to it
Then maybe you’ll see me in Hell
Reliving all your worst moments trapped inside a padded cell
Negative feelings are what I eat
Take a look at your film's ratings and I'm feasting for weeks
You have no room for debating when your blank one ain't unique
Your life is for my taking; now drift deep into sleep


Subject 1:
You can’t sedate me into silence, I am madness incarnate
The insanity lurking within humanity’s mind
You’re just hiding in the corner as if you were a target
Pure depravity causing calamities in the night
I’m so nearly free from hearing you speak again
Prepare to see me break the nocturnal haven in which you tread
And you may be known across the globe as a terrible bad sign,
Yet you can’t prevent your status dying, hear the flatline?

The Hat Man vs The Russian Sleep Experiment - Rap Cypher #30

Dani Frias as Happy Appy and the Good Doctor
JustGamer as Dr. Kawashima, Dr. Evil, Dr. Strange, Dr. Han
Written by JustGamer
Additional Help by Danii
Beat by Anywaywell, Syko, Epistra, Dansonn
Mixed by Danii
Cover art by Rabi

Dr. Kawashima:
Hello I’m Dr. Kawashima, neuroscientist
When my mind is sharp, and on time, there is no out-rhyming this
It’s undebated, I stay Brain Ageless
You were flavor of the month, but this apple’s tasteless
Your creator expanded on the story in hopes that it would stay
I couldn’t finish a micro game before you lost all your fame
With that, I hope to see you back tomorrow to play again
Cause with the two of us, I ate you up, that makes a perfect ten

Happy Appy:
Howdy children! Happy Appy’s back to spit some more!
Today’s opponent looks like MODOK on N64!
And I’m not talking planes when I say that I’m the flyest
When all you helped with was to justify the existence of a stylus!
A game based on a book? How’d you ever get attention?
Even I’m not as insistent with teaching kids lessons
You’re slowly being replaced with other brain teaser games
But an apple a day will keep this doctor away!

Dr. Evil:
It’s time for Dr. Evil to become be the best rapper
I’m eating this track up like I was Fat Bastard
I have rap laser lines, best of luck bozo
And if you win I’ll go back in time and steal your mojo
Spitting image of evil spitting in this dope ass outfit
A stick up your butt is what you walk around in?
And the way you scare children, you must be clownin’
Why go for nine eleven when you can have a thousand?!

Happy Appy:
Ooo seems this spitter’s come up short like a Mini Me
Ooo no villain from your squad could help you kill the beat
It’s in your name but you’ll be surprised to find you’re
Third place in the ranks of Evil Mike Myers
Tearin' this parody 'cause he can't outflow
Should be aware as a funny spoof film? How 'bout no?
And with two decades later, your movies’ fame fully fades
But an apple a day will keep this doctor away!

Dr. Strange:
Stephen Strange enters the battle, I’ve come to bargain
Got the Eye of Aga-dope flow to make my bars hit!
Even Wong wouldn’t…….oh no……

Dr. Han:
Dr. Murphy please let’s continue this conversation at a later point if we can
There’s some sort of cross mix between Annoying Orange and an apple, let’s get him on a medication plan
There he goes, he’s a good doctor though he can be a strongly erratic man
But at least he’s great at saving the kids that you tried to kill inside of your van

Seriously, targeting children? That shit’s truly sick
Are Roblox threads how you find those kids? 
I work at a hospital, I’ve seen plenty of gore
But that horror makes me wanna shake you at the core
Better keep my mask on when I’m spitting with flow
Make a bigger splash than you with only four episodes
Syringes don’t scare me, nor will they hurt me
Leave this apple roasted when I’m fired up like Murphy

Happy Appy:
Wanna talk about firings, well how about yours?
Don’t let that bad writing hit you on your way out the door
And your show knows it’s pretty easy to make you the villain
But you’ll end up LIKE MIRANDA, WHEN I GET TO KILLING
I ENTER THE HOSPITAL LIKE A PLAGUE UPON THE LAND
WITH BLOOD THAT ISN’T MINE SPLATTERED ALL ACROSS MY HANDS
DR. HAN DIES NASTY, WHEN I BRANDISH A BLADE
CAUSE AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THIS DOCTOR AWA-

Dr. Han:
That’s enough out of you, you think those scary words and that creepypasta could make me give a fuck?  
Well you might as well call me Nick Jr Appy, cause I’m about to go ahead and pull the plug
No need for Forenziks, I’m able to find that it was boredom that killed all of your thrills
You want something that will really terrify people? Wait until I send you the bill

Dr Kawashima vs Happy Appy - Smash Bros vs Anything

written by grasman
Beat by dansonn 
Mixed by Jort
fightmarker as Charles lee ray
GRASMAN as William afton 
  
RAP BATTLES!
CHARLES LEE RAY 
VS  
WILLIAM AFTON 
BEGIN! 
  
Charles Lee Ray:
The oh so famous man behind the slaughter, coming at me for a face off? 
I´ll call you Nica, you got no legs to stand on
Now voodoo's all I’ve left to use, Ade due Damballa 
Give me the power I beg of you, so I can steal Afton’s thunder

Charles lee ray now as Chucky:
Hi, I'm chucky!, I´d say “wanna play?,”  
But based on your games, ain't no way that i´ll stay, 
And watch your flat point and click pointless fame,
Such a dweeb, they got shaggy to play him 
Its funny after being flamed so many times
I´d expect some heat to be in your lines
And yes you left a trail of bodies behind 
But that ended with your own child dying
not fnaf fans want this faz-hack back
Scott milked you to death, and now in battle rap?
Leave you in a pool of blood, hear those spring locks snap,
But I would too with where your franchise is at
You got no luck with the chuck, it's about time that you frickin’ scurry
Do us all a favor and stay dead this time, you frickin´ furry


William Afton:
A man such as William Afton, stooping this low,
To go blow for blow of your joke of a show?
I would know, I hold showbiz close to my heart, mate.
This poor excuse for a horror icon could be dropped with a pet gate 
tried going comedy, but fell off harder than a babysitter
You're more suited as my robot than a serial killer
I watched Curse of Chucky, where’d all the fun go?
I've seen scarier dolls produced by funko
There's no disc or remnant that’d make this gremlin bring me any fear
You’ve been rebooted so much, but I’m still here.
 
Chucky:
I know i'm fighting a businessman, I should've expected false ads  
But god damn, I expected at least one comeback
went out of your way to build some machines
With the intention of kidnapping little kiddies 
And got shocked when the robot you made to kill kids
Got too close to Izzy, and did what intended…

William Afton:
Let’s stop Plushtrap on his spotlight
You're no better than the bots roaming round’ at night
Lakeshore strangler? Not very fitting 
As you appear to be the one who’s choking!
Your idiotic loopholes are a disgrace to your act 
I don’t need to clone myself to always come back…

William afton now as Springtrap:
I've been searching for a suit to leave you stuffed in
But you’d have better luck with doc Mcstuffin
Try to take me down, we’d be stuck here forever 
With CG more distracting than audio errors 
Pizzerias to hardware, ain’t no one stoppin’ me 
With a legacy spawned from a wee murder spree 
And just when you thought you were done with me 
Better check the screens for a Security Breach 
More dangerous than me, how you act with boys 
And your girl is more plastic than the toys
Scare more kiddies than me with your twisted laugh 
Chucky can try to rap but. you can't. 
I'd put yo back together, but you’re already made from tropes and pieces
So instead I’ll leave this plushie with more interesting design choices…

William Afton vs. Charles Lee Ray | NIGHT FIVE.

[Note: this may or may not be the final mix]

Durdoesstuff as Spamton
ClarenceTheDuck as Caine
Cri as Kinger
Durdoesstuff as Jax
Dcoregamer as Bubble
Angel as Jevil

Crew
Beat by Anywaywell
Mixed by Durdoesstuff
Written by Trav Shark & Durdoesstuff
Art by Marx
Backgrounds by Trav Shark 
Thumbnail by PhantomEPRB 

(Spamton interrupting intro): We interrupt this intro for some breaking news

Spamton:
Have you ever been trapped inside a [virtual show]
Where some dentures try to censor every [word that you know]
You're but a pilot, kid, I'm bigger, you've got minimal figures.
[Feel free to drown yourself in the Digital river]

[You really think you have a chance?!] to stand up to me?
Your own VA was famous for fandubbing me!
Don't mind if I shine light on your relation with Moon. (Ha)
Somebody oughta get this pair a pair of [Dating Shoes]

Just a [burst] of thought that I'd struggle to ignore
I dish licks like Bubble when there's a puddle on the floor.
Trust me [little sponge], you'll be fighting me not.
When I lock him in the void like [Hyperlink Blocked]

Tell me what'll happen when all your people abstract?
You'd be trapped inside a game, way too punish you for your [acts]
Like a [crown of thorns], I'll cut deep on this child's toy.
[I'm so fly], while your voice was swiped by FlyBoy.

Caine:
Kinger: Uhhh Caine… I think this scam abstracted!
Relax. I'm sure this darkner's just buggy.
Kinger: That's the guy who got Kris to have his plan enacted!
Hey! We got a sale on "Blackmail for Dummies"

Anyways, here, let me show you around.
There's kinger, pomni, and Kaufmo the clow-
Wait a minute where's Kaufmo? Has anyone seen him? 
Seems he's late, like your full game releases.

Jesus, haven't met a man so mangled. 
This dangled angel is as two faced as Gangle.
Seems like you're tangled and frayed like a bowtie.
I'll take out my cain and then bang it through both eyes.

I'll put the pedal to the metal, like the vessels that you'd peddle.
Went bananas off track, now you're meddling with jevil!
And hey! It's no shock why you dropped from your slipknots. 
Ironic, this kid's cut quick by a big shot.

Spamton:
Jevil: Chaos! Chaos! A masterful verse!
Even a lack of order when you're rapping? Huh.
Jevil: Oh please! Can't admit that your patter was worse?
I'll send both you toys back to Chapter 1.
(Jevil Laugh)

You're [Killing me kid]. All these raps are futile.
Can't look up half of your cast on google.
These jabs are [half off], too fast and brutal
I'll hack this jack off, your acts aren't fruitful.

I'm not talking cats, you can't [Manage your Tasques.]
Seen better leadership from Queen with her hand on a glass.
Kid with all your glitches you should just consider [letting go]
You can call me [Swatch], I just served this Spaghetti Code

Caine:
(Bubble: Spaghetti? Yum!) Oh you parasite, Please!
Bubble: Caine, come on! He's just a sob the knight beat
Jax: He might be, but he reeks of "boss fight"
This ain't the first time he's lost the "Mike"

Toby switched settings, still failed the blunder.
Don't need the Wacky Watch to see what Tale you're Under.
You want my cash or my soul? Well I'm giving you neither.
Go back to Cyber City 'cuz you're silent in this cypher.

You started fighting Kris, but he got through to your heart.
I'd say your life is like Zooble because you pulled it apart.
And now your legacy is gone, your grave is buried in snow.
So on this picky pipis pitcher, that's curtains closed.

Spamton vs. Caine ft. Durdoesstuff, ClarenceTheDuck & more

Super Star Rap Battles makes its triumphant return with its latest installment: the shceming, cheating, garlic-eating biker, Wario, versus comedy YouTuber, game reviewer & producer, videogamedunkey. No connection for this one, just two characters I wanted to use. Hope you enjoy!

IMPORTANT: This is an early audio. I plan to take feedback from this audio and apply it to the eventual video for this battle to make it the best it can be. That being said, please take a few minutes to fill out this quick survey for the battle, I will greatly appreciate it. https://forms.gle/fRDf4g5i2N9KA2rn8

Jofinity as Dunkey
RaccoonBroVA as Wario
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Art by Grasman
Thumbnail by Rabi
Written by Jofinity
Beat Found by YLFEthan
Produced by Adamack
Special Thanks to Shimario, ItsNugget, AlchemyKing, Thisizaraisu, Snakebite126, Trakked, Flunken, Rayyan, and Freshy Kanal

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SiOD0PVlAfKnVFITtTnwCnxkAVl7mBqRXea6LTnFdlY/edit?usp=sharing
(sorry, lyrics were too long to fit)

Wario vs videogamedunkey. Super Star Rap Battle!

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1UUQFMDsgw0_xQZZYdqUtLkQ7Y-dRpf4NhwWRUr_TbUk/edit
RaccoonBroVA as Little Mac
DarkHasayoVA as Izuku Midoriya
Danii as Doc Louis (cameo)
Written by MetaMachine
Additional help by Matt Raichous, Kamren the Person and GamingPlush64
Mixing by Serena and Mega PMB
Thumbnail by JK03
Beat by Hollywood Legend Productions
Art by Blast03
Hint for next time: "Robot Riot" (for real this time lol)

Little Mac vs. Izuku Midoriya REDUX

Himiko Toga : garbageGothic
Zoroark : MetaMachine

Written by Kamren
Beat Prod : Dannson
Mixed by Rayyan
Thumbnail by Rabi

Zoroark :
Another trainer in the midst? No, it's something far worse
A psychopathic witch thats getting on my nerves
This vampire takes lives, she's lost her dense mind
So drop the knives and disguise, I’ll show you how my Fury Swipes!
(Fast pace)
For Arceus sake, reek of Stains and blood
I'd say take a shower but you've been nude enough
Your way of evolving makes me sick
Become those you love and you're still witless
Quick attack, can't mask that when I scratch tracks
Skinny dip rap, you get stabbed and relapse
To the past when you face the fact
You went mad because no one took your hand
(Slow paced)
Catch me in the forest, end up finding yourself
End up fighting yourself, catch you in a protest
Wanted some new friends, made a pact with Twice
Packed with shiny types ; two new boyfriends

Himiko Toga :
Hey, I'm just here to get my fill, and you wouldn't fit in among my League 
So keep running that tongue and like Tsuyu, I'll make you bleed
Yeah, these knives are shiny and they'll turn you purple
One look, you'll turn pale, wipe blood on that fur coat
This isn't an illusion, I got those dogs in me
You're a shadow of Lucario, mistook for legendary 
You don't scare me. A smile from me and bitches will drop to the floor
Just like everyone did to you for DLC to Shield and Sword
(Fast pace)
Oh wait, it ain't your turn yet
I walked in the grass and still haven't took a step
But I can be Zorua's, lemme kill ya real quick
Fox doing small tricks like its your long flick
Who taught you how to talk shit? Meowth ain't cut out for this
Taunts lasted as long as Zoro's whole damn arc did
The nasty plot thickens as I carry my team
You carry backpacks till you jump ship and leave

Zoroark :
Coming from the one who dipped after her bestie died
Can't wrap those bandages, sadly, I can't sympathize
Heard from a Pidgey, fainted by Air Slash
That fit missed me, I call that Payback
Sucking those birds dry, can't use a revive
I'm a master ballin, you simp for protags bawling
Ironic your falling for the guy that's locked in
For anti-gravity, oh the depravity!
Leeching off everyone you meet ; mosquito girl
Seeing you as Utsushimi made my blood curl
Died just as you lived : basic miss yandere
Twitter got a hold of ya and called it "queer bait"

Himiko Toga :
You’d know a lot about bait, Kodai lured you in to see the future
In the moment I'm carefree, call up Celebi to see how many I’ve hurt
Cuz that's the thing, I'll take a stab at anyone who comes at my friends
But you'll follow your captor as long as it doesn't throw off your scent!
I can do anything that I want! Hundreds of clones and I'm never gonna stop!
What's haunting you from ever being caught? One look from a human, into the forest you run off!
Not this time though, you've done enough stalling
I'll make you match your makeup once this blade starts to draw in

Himiko Toga vs Zoroark - My Hero Academia vs Anything! #12 (ft. garbageGothic and MetaMachine)

Matt Raichous as Scooby-Doo
Clever Chaos as Garfield
Mixed by Near
Beat: Curtains by Dansonn
Written by EatMoPizza and Matt Raichous
Art by EatMoPizza

Lyrics:

I knew I’d have to deal with some creepy freak again
But I see you’re no ghost; you’re not dead, just deadpan
You act so lifeless in every one of your strips
I’d be more frightened by your creepypastas than your quips

Sleuthin’s top dog ’gainst the top lasagna hog 
Not a proper icon, just a bulbous-eyed con
Memes and merchandise are the only things keeping you known
Clinging to your relevance like a plushie in the window

Should have sent Odie instead to get a fairer bout
Even I’d lose my appetite when selling out to Paramount
You’ve got no appeal with the newer generations
While I’m known across the nation as CN’s spooky sensation


This ain’t a hydrant, so quit taking the piss
You’re not solving mysteries, you’re playing coppers with some kids
So don’t drag this onto my street, I’ve got the shots to end ya
Though I’d say you dodged a bullet getting dropped off at Velma

Listen, I’ve lead a lengthy legacy of lethargy
but even speeding on all fours you won’t get a leg up on me
When you tend to flee, screaming at each feeble phony freak
Chop you into five puppies, you’re running like Air Buddies
 
While I’ve been livin’ large since I hit papers the seventies
Get more laughs in my sleep than you running on ABC
Clueless mutt, ya really think you’re ranking up there with the greats?
Looks like the weak’s about to start again; I hate this Mun-Dane


With each new iteration, you fail to appeal
This fat cat stacks cash like our monsters are real
With your creepy CG incomplete, we’re learning it’s true
That every single new creator is just as lazy as you


Like Nicky Flowers in a battle, ‘cause I’m ranking at the highest
While you’re stuck pushing up daisies, disappear like Garfield Minus
‘Cause this tabby’s stuck in tabloids, I’m a prime time pup
Sitting in your recliner’s the only time you get a leg up

On the air for half a century, catching criminals with ease
Grabbing greedy grimalkins with speed Garfield’s never seen
While the only thing this glutton’s ever caught’s a couple Z’s
But tonight you’ll get some exercise running away from me


HB barely bears a name this day and age
Talking down about my shows like your reboot’s all the rage?
I’ll bash your straight to DVDs straight back to VHS
You hold onto relevance ‘bout as well as you do your girlfriends


It’s been decades since a single viewer called you groovy
Warner finds you so taxing that they’d write off a finished movie
But didja think that flick would top the box office at Christmas?
Please, a single Sunday paper would have been a bigger hit

Even spiders bother me less than to hear you spitting
This “timeless” classic’s dated, left wondering “Who’s S-s-scared?”
But I can answer what they’ve been asking since the beginning
“Scooby Doo, Where Are You?” To be true, no one cares.

Scooby-Doo vs Garfield - Verses Mode (ft. Matt Raichous and Clever Chaos)

Quizzique as Buggy the Clown
Danii as Hercule Satan

Cameos by: Tibbie and M!CAH

Beat Produced by: InsaneBeatz
Written by: Danii
Mixed and Mastered by: Danii
Thumbnail by: Trakked

Lyrics:

Buggy:
Move it, doofus, I’ll take over this town now
Let’s get to it, make sure this hippie’s drowned out
I’ll pursue this stupid with huge hits, yeah you got the knuckles
But fuck the One Piece, I’m moving in multiple
I threw hands with Admirals, now everyone admires me
I don’t need a treasure, Stampede covered that entirely
If you think that Goku was just magic, check these bombs here
Blow you up ‘cause Satan never matches with this god tier

*bomb blows up on Satan*

Hercule:
Uhhh, that hit nothing, ouch
I’m Mr. Satan, bitch, so best quit fuckin’ round
Get off Shanks’s penis dude, you don’t want a real dispute
Red nose gay for red hair, so I’ll be you and eat this fruit
You’re switching up on your crewmates with not at all guilt?
Damn, you really bring new meanings to Cross Guild
That was some nice rapping ‘cause we saw your timed lackin’
But this is my passion, people only care about you when it came to live action
(Hoo ha!) Check my live actions (Yea!)
The great Satan only needs two rhymes to drive captains (Dead!)
Off to the abyss, I’ll beat you then eat lunch (I’m having sushi!)
But you? I think you’d be craving more of the punch (yeah!!!)

*punches Buggy’s head clean off*

Mr. Satan:
what

Kid:
Wow Mr. Satan! You knocked his head off!

Mr. Satan:
Uh- yeah! No need to thank me

*it comes back*

Mr. Satan:
WHAT THE FUCK

Buggy:
Abra cadabra, boom shaka dae!
I’m Buggy the Clown, and I’m back like a vertebrae
Don’t you dare call me gay when your wife’s name is Miguel
How about I hit her with a cream pie! And something else
I stay Oda’s favorite character, make like him and remember
Take your daughter and cherish her, she’ll be caught in the ember
I’ll beat you both up in the hospital, leave no family members
And then I’ll-

Prisoner:
Do you want any help with that, Buggy?

Buggy:
NOT RIGHT NOW!!

WE MAKIN’ IT OUT OF IMPEL DOWN WITH THIS CATALOG
I thought you’d be good at rapping with half your fights dialogue
So while you get one shotted by Trunks, no swordsman even bothers!
Just stay babysitting Buu, the final time you’ll be a father

Hercule:
Wait! I apologize for my Hercule Satan flow
If I knew you’d be this diabolical I wouldn’t have go
Wait, didn’t you lose half your limbs, Rudolph?
May have lost ‘em now with Gaimon, so go take my huge cock!
You may have had some slaves and thought your status was a joke
But you needed Roger for that spot, while I did it all alone
I’ll let you give up now, meat shield, ‘cause you’ll be burned at stakes
Send the star clown to the moon! Now earth is safe

Buggy:
I’m still here y’know

Hercule:
That takes a little while, I’m just chargin’ up, that’s all!

Buggy:
You’re weird, and not even worth my power, I’m out

Buggy the Clown vs. Mr. Satan - #18

Investigateur as The Zodiac Killer
ProjectAlpha22 as Light Yagami & Ryuk

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
KIRA
AGAINST
THE ZODIAC KILLER
BEGIN

The Zodiac Killer:
October 2025 The Zodiac will speak a final time
Unless I have to witness a watered down minor rhyme
You’re feeling Doubt when I Assault the mic although you’re quite the learner
Don’t need Shinigami eyes to see I’ll burn out Light Turner
If you try and Force your rhymes you can Misa me with that
Got this win in the bag; I’m not the chip you should be eating at
I take my victories like victims as I stack ‘em up
I spit these ciphers so cryptic to stream your defeat live on Sakura
With finding out my name, what are you hoping to achieve?
Even when hidden in plain sight, the police still could never find me!
Once this “god” meets his Death like the rest then I’ll confess
That you’re obsessed with success but it’s me who impressed the press

Kira:
It’s a promise when I say Boxman’ll meet his demise
Funny to think I stole your methods when you’ve only killed five
I’m the the one you should worship; in fact, it’s certain you’re a burden
This book isn’t a curse; although, beating you is my cursive!
You’ll be left not quite in paradise with the flick of a pen-cell
I do this for the greater good with a mind that’s so prehensile
Hitting on children is mental so for you there’s no potential
For causing a verbal murder because your end is essential

The Zodiac Killer:
But you’ll be number thirty eight when on this track you’ll be dismembered
And you’ll never be remembered; call it karma for Raye Penber!
I’ll dictate this kid’s fate; eliminating to desolate
Without a trace, I’ll arbitrate, to intimidate every state
This Cryptic case concludes that you’re not so bright, Light
Can’t Faraday without a kill, and now you’re thinking you’re the Law, Light?
You surely ain’t no Lawliet; you have one major flaw, Light;
It’s your California flow! Call ya’ me, but version lite!

Kira:
The rules for pain isn’t a game but he could hardly spit flame
He’s dehydrated in a drought thirsting 40 seconds of fame!
I cleanse these rotten men from this rotten world with a pen
While your chest’s x target brings you slowly to an end
it seems you compromised those lives just to finally be recognized;
You’ll bite your own bullet since Cancer's all that you symbolize!
So take this L like Lawliet so I can make this earth right
You’ve fallen short cause victories can’t be seen with a searchlight
You’re Cruz-in, I’m abusin’, and you’re losin’ to a god
I’m the most dangerous animal; you’re nothing but a fraud
Your time is up, I am the one you should’ve put in your heart and prayed to
But now that it has skipped a beat, no hospital could save you…

The Zodiac Killer:
on a deathbed like your father, this the time to make a wish
it won’t come true, your movie exists and made you look like a little bitch
So I’ll take off my glasses so your dumbass is dead on demand
Why think to give me 40 seconds when a .45’s in my hand?!

*Gunshot, then both collapse to the ground, dead, outro plays*

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writers: Vlad, RNG, and Trakked
Beat Producer: 2Deep
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Jordy and Vlad

Kira vs The Zodiac Killer. Sinister Rap Battles (ft. ProjectAlpha22 & Investigateur)

-Rap Music w/Explicit Content
-ERB Type Content
-Trippy Aesthetic

Kira vs The Zodiac Killer. Sinister Rap Battles (ft. ProjectAlpha22 & Investigateur)

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